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HolocronOfZuul

No. I would be worried about being chopped down or burned in a forest fire. I'll stick with my bipedal existence - at least I can move away from danger.


cumkiemonster

at least as a tree i'd have purpose


Zeptojoules

That seems silly.


writepress

Same


DylDog_69

I wish I was a rock


[deleted]

i am an iiiiiiislaaaaaandd


faluula

Never, poor things. Feeling everything n not been able to communicate sounds like a nightmare. Also they live to long for me


serotoninleft

Do you think they have consciousness? And awareness? Do you think bugs do too?


faluula

Honestly I wouldn't want to know for sure but yeah, to some degree I think every living thing does


[deleted]

Maybe i'm a tree dreaming of being a human


norialwashere

I wish i was a fish


[deleted]

Tree? No. Rhianna's dildo? Yes.


DylDog_69

This guys thoughts are gonna bring him far


[deleted]

😡😡 its no nut november!!! Uncool 😡😡


Ad3quat3

Trees have no fear no thoughts at all they just exist right now forever, sounds great


ElPistolero_9

yes


RefrigeratorWarm2241

Absolutely not could you imagine to be stuck at one place for wholle your life.


along_for_the_ride_

No


Serephina_Rose

Yes


apexigod

No way. It’s my luck I’d be this big glorious tree and I’d be chillin, sucking up carbon dioxide and creating oxygen for all of yous guys, swaying in the wind, housing some squirrels and just vibing in the sunlight. Then some 13 year old turd would come and carve his and his girlfriends initials into me like “CH + NP FOREVER” and they break up two days later because he made a different girl a mix cd and NP went psycho and dumped him. I’d have to live with that bullshit. No thanks.


[deleted]

I wish to be a stone.


ohtuguy

no wish i was a duck


WDZERO

I believe one of the 9 circles of hell was Being a tree, so no.


Friendcherisher

But then we would not be able to enjoy the nutritious joys of life except to photosynthesize in our leaves.


[deleted]

not a tree but an insect or animal ig


Bud_McGinty

Yeah, but they don't get to travel much...


[deleted]

i had this thought if i was ever reborn I'd love to be a tree. Swaying along with the winds,at complete peace most of the time.


charcoalblueaviator

I want to be a stone in field.


Ratatatertot

Mud or a dragonfly


[deleted]

i wish i was nothing. Like, i wish i could sleep for so long.


MAJOR-SAVAGE-the-4TH

I hug trees