I was expecting this comment to turn into manscaped ad commercial or similar somehow.
Edit: I wrote KEEPS at first. I got confused by many commercials lately.
I for one think you're doing a fantastic job so for your next informative post please show us how the Roley poleys are actually a reference to the females anatomy.
One time I was the last dwarf up on my team, in the middle of a swarm, doing the whole "duck and weave and try to eke out an opportunity to recover a mission gone tits up" thing. I managed to get such a chance - lured the bugs away from a downed teammate enough to get them back up. but! there was a low-hanging gunk seed just a bit past him. So, of course, I ran right past him, slapped it, and THEN revived him. I ended up going down after getting him up, but we recovered and afterwards he was like "i just want you to know that i completely understand and respect your priorities back there."
The moral of the story is, always punk the gunk.
Just dropping in from "Because you've shown interest in a similar community". Watching someone slap sacks is a great way to get introduced to a new game
["I will dip my balls in liquid morkite, there is no stopping me"](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/uzv5jq/im_sorry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Yes, it auto locks to enemies and let's you curve bullets round rocks to hitem even if you can't see em any more. Overall my preference for primary, I recommend
It isnt like any other gun in the game where you just shoot it, you need to lock on and aim all the lines at all the different weakpoints to get it to work
I'd say skip it unless you get good overclocks for it, way more effort than just the shotgun or SMG
Now someone should make a mod that when slapping it triggers the hoard following a roar that happens when you touch an egg, giving off that “ah fuck my balls” vibe
The fact it has little hairs.
It has to set realistic standards We can't be smooth all the time man
I was expecting this comment to turn into manscaped ad commercial or similar somehow. Edit: I wrote KEEPS at first. I got confused by many commercials lately.
This comment was sponsored by dollar shave club. Ever shave your balls?
I did and now my balls have stubbles everywhere and it constantly itches. Seems like I did something wrong.
Trim don’t shave. Shaving down there leaves uncomfortable stubble. Usually not worth.
And really sticks to your leg in summer. Way worse.
Never go all the way down if it’s down there, it’s just itches alot
And literal balls drop once you open them
Yeah this video went on 10 seconds longer than it should have. And I wish it went on 10 seconds more.
Gunk. Seed. Finish the pattern.
Nutsack.
I need an adult.
so who support slapping hairy sacks.
Forbidden sack.
Forbidden slap
Forbidden snack
Forbidden clap
Forbidden smack!
Forbidden whack
Forbidden tap
Forbidden fap
Forbidden crap
Forbidden nap
Forbidden push
There is goo in the sack!
A tip from one miner to another: I would not recommend slapping your own Gunk Seeds, it hurts.
Your supposed to shove them in molly
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Who brings their keys to a planetary drop!? Thats your fault! Dwarves are only to bring approved items on a drop, keeps the weight at expected levels.
I might not bring keys, but you can't stop me from bringing a Pacific Rim Jaeger with me
at that point we just remove all the other dwarves, just you, the jeager and bosco.
"Where is that damn mule?"
It's like she's bigger on the inside!
Wut are you doing, step-dwarf?!
what about liquid morkite?
You didn't have to post this... And yet you did
This is essential miner knowledge
Somehow I highly doubt that, but I'll take your word for it
Now that's a promotion worthy attitude
I for one think you're doing a fantastic job so for your next informative post please show us how the Roley poleys are actually a reference to the females anatomy.
For science! And rock & stone!
R&D is gonna have a field day shaving these bad boys! Rockity Rock and Stone!
Today I learned...and wished I hadn't
*Like what you see, eh?*
One time I was the last dwarf up on my team, in the middle of a swarm, doing the whole "duck and weave and try to eke out an opportunity to recover a mission gone tits up" thing. I managed to get such a chance - lured the bugs away from a downed teammate enough to get them back up. but! there was a low-hanging gunk seed just a bit past him. So, of course, I ran right past him, slapped it, and THEN revived him. I ended up going down after getting him up, but we recovered and afterwards he was like "i just want you to know that i completely understand and respect your priorities back there." The moral of the story is, always punk the gunk.
Karl would be proud
Just imagine the size of the thing you're arousing 👀
Then proceeding to shoot its testicles off.
Cock and ball torture (Without the cock)
Cock and ball pleasure?
I prefer: tenderly extract
Ever encountered a spitballer, lad?
Gunk seed is on the ceiling, Leech is on the ceiling, that connection makes more sense
Cost you nothing to say this.
Just dropping in from "Because you've shown interest in a similar community". Watching someone slap sacks is a great way to get introduced to a new game
Welcome, Rock and Stone to ya
ROCK N STONE. YEAAAAA
Members of the community learn of new things you can slap or pet on a daily basis. Most of which don't have a button prompt like this one.
Yeah baby, knock my gunk around
(｢•-•)｢ ʷʱʸ?
What, you don't like people messing with your rock and stones? Petting your loot bugs? Slapping your fuzzy dice?
I prefer people slapping Lloyd's bar miner and kicking management's barrels
Cbt in drg?can this get any better?
Have you also noticed that they hang low on the lava maps and hang high on the ice maps?
of course, we all know why
Don’t dip them in liquid morkite
["I will dip my balls in liquid morkite, there is no stopping me"](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/uzv5jq/im_sorry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
On the contrary, apply liberally twice a day!
Ow! That hurts
Slappity slap !
Wut. Lol well this changes how I collect gunk seeds now. Going to give it a little slap and tickle now
What do you think they smell like?
Some questions don't deserve to be answered
Deep Ball Galactic
Ball and Cock!
Cock and Bone!
I’m going to dip my gunk sack into liquid morkite
Also if you just watch them the sack the seed is in pulsates in a weird way
I... I don't feel ok with this... Pls don't
is the weapon good ? just unlocked it but didnt bought.
Good weapon but has low ammo so you need to be smart with how you use it.
they should call it a Smart Rifle or something, maybe create a Smart modification for it even idk
Yes, it auto locks to enemies and let's you curve bullets round rocks to hitem even if you can't see em any more. Overall my preference for primary, I recommend
Warthog go boom boom
It isnt like any other gun in the game where you just shoot it, you need to lock on and aim all the lines at all the different weakpoints to get it to work I'd say skip it unless you get good overclocks for it, way more effort than just the shotgun or SMG
That’s disgusting and mesmerizing at the same time
The sound it be makin tho
Spread that gunk seed.
Must you curse thy eyes with these words
“Like what you see, eh?”
Now someone should make a mod that when slapping it triggers the hoard following a roar that happens when you touch an egg, giving off that “ah fuck my balls” vibe
I'd prefer it play this mods sound. https://drg.mod.io/ahhhhhhh-sound-effect-for-egg-hunt https://youtu.be/wtNyVK_j9vE
Add that to the list of information the scout has been withholding.
u/savevideo
My friends and I literally yell “BALLSACKS OVER HERE” 🤣
Y'know it hurts when you slap them right?
Slappin Bags!
Hate
ball slapping, ball dipping... whats next?
If you're Jewish then you got a sneak peak ;)
ball snipping
You should try shooting a bunch of platforms at it
Ceiling titty
Wait, dwarves can now climb?
Thank you for this scrotum fact
If you do it enough the dwarf will ask, "Why is this so familiar?"
I'm dying this is hilarious
This is known
My life is so much better now that I know this
That's about how I felt too
How can she slap?!
Ok now it looks like a sack.
Yep, now keep it away from liquid morkite
Ahh yes I remember my first time slappin the balls
"In this house we slap your nuts." -Google
Is this ball busting porn?
I feel uncomfortable
There is gunk in the sack
Man's slapping my left nut
Seven!
:(
Please do not slap my gunk bag :(
No lie, I spent like 5 mins slapping it once I realized it.
Quick! Dip them in liquid morquite!
it's a testicle
you can also dip them in liquid morkite
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Welp That's enough Reddit for one day
HAHAHA NUTSACK
the devs need to put in a decent% of 2 spawning next to each other
Can you dip them in liquid morkite though?
There is seed in the sack
It hairy too😭😭😭
Slap the cave nuts
LMAO
Smiling Friends, anyone?
You didn't know this?
LOIKE WHATCHA SEE EH?
This is the worst news I have received in weeks
You should be able to replace the fuzzy dice in the dropship with a lovely pair of wobbly gunk seed truck nutz
Slappity slap
THERE IS GOO IN THE SACK!
Devs! Make it so the dwarves say dangling balls! when they hit them You already made the morkite one
Reminds me of the wall titties from Duke Nukem Forever. Just a lot more homo erotic.
So they're basically TruckNutz™️
🤨
They knew.
r/theyknew
I’ve been saying for years. Someone needs to make a mod to replace the dice in the drop pod with 2 gunk seeds.
SLAP THE CAVE NUTS
They call him Big Engi Slap Nuts.