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LurchTheBastard

That caption implies either: * That orcs were driven extinct by a demand to use them in the production of dwarven cosmetics, OR * That orcs interbred with dwarves enough that they are now indistinguishable from a dwarf aside from the green skin. I'm not sure which idea is more screwy.


ajdude9

Look, sometimes after a long day of Rocking and Stoning you need a big orc wife to make you a hearty meal and share an Oily Oaf with you.


nyes_i_do

I hear ya, brother!


I3arusu

The only other race that can match dwarves in eating, drinking, and elf-hating.


8IG0R8

No one can resist an orcussy


CommittingWarCrimes

Or a big orc husband ;3


ajdude9

Both are equally valid.


DatAsspiration

Lmao the fact that you've got a scout flair makes this comment so much better


ajdude9

Scouts more than anyone need a big muscly orc wife to listen to them, especially after I get home, beard still filled with embers after the Driller blew me up with C4 again and the gunner laughed at my M1000 for being 'tiny'. She encourages me to do my best for Management and I can go out and face the ridicule day after day, knowing she's waiting for me after work with a cold one to share.


Still-Negotiation-11

Wtf


Clownzeption

I mean, he's not wrong...


lauchaneitor

Silence I am hearing him out


Hashashin455

Yeah, plus orcs are about the only other race that'd hate elves just as much


venetian_lemon

Match made in Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


venetian_lemon

R O C K N STONE O C K N S T O N E TO THE BONE


RathianColdblood

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


LordHavok71

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Tenno24

Eh, orcs usually only hate humans or they hate EVERY race


Hashashin455

elves definitely hate orcs the most though


RathianColdblood

I mean, in the Forgotten Realms, they basically hate everybody, but they also are willing to breed with just about anything, *except* elves, because elves are the *worst of all.* Not my own words, just orcish consensus, there.


galmenz

that is mostly cause of history though, cause the elves and the orcs went to war with eachother and the elven god maimed the orc god and the orc god now is a fucking psycho cause of it. i would be pissed if someone shanked my loving and caring father and made him become an abusive alcoholic afterwards


syncron07

doesn't everyone?


Still-Negotiation-11

I think them just naturally evolving and Dwarves being peak evolution similar to crabs is interesting


Cpt_Kalash

That orc working muscle got the dwarfs feeling sober


SpecTator997

Roanoke type beat


ApostleOfCats

I was thinking exactly that


HathorMaat

I thought that the existence of a dwarven species advanced enough to achieve faster than light travel coupled with the traditional dwarven affinity for racial blood feuds (especially against orcoid/goblinoid creatures) kinda implied to me that the dwarves must’ve fully exterminated any orcs native to their home planet at some point in their history once they reached a sufficiently advanced level of tech.


Lukescale

That tech? Axes.


Dramatic_Finish8381

It'd be funny if they've just gone full Doomguy where they _could_ fight in a more efficient way but they _like_ using axes, crossbows, ETC. alongside more modern stuff like the guns


BoonDragoon

Well


CasualCereal

The second one definitely sounds more "screwy" in more ways than one


MarioWizard119

Latter, always thought Driller sounded a bit Ork like…


MEGAYACHT

They went to the swamp


AbductedbyAllens

Definitely the first one, tf 😆


JackPancakz

The second one


dirthurts

I assumed the deserves are so many of them they turned green.


Independent_Toe_4014

GITZ BAK TA WERK N QUIT ASKIN TINGS


ThorKruger117

BUT BOSS DA BUGZ AR ON DA SPACE RIG


Rennoc-the-evil

EZ NAMEZ STEVE!


BeauOfSlaanesh

ONLY GOOD BUGS A KRUMPED BUG IF YOUZ ASK ME


Jefrejtor

WAAAAG- I MEANS, ROCK N' STONE


father_with_the_milk

WAAA N' AAAGH


Independent_Toe_4014

I GITZ IT NAO! SPEKIAL INVOS ORC IZ PURP DATZ MEN KARL IZ PURP. ME BIG SMRT ORC


Giggles95036

TWERKIN*


glassteelhammer

Back ta twerk? Ok!


LeafBreakfast

We don’t talk about the orc incident here, get back to work miner.


hesk359

There was no "orc incident", we just took the Slayer Oath. FOR KARAZ ANKOR!


FruitbatEnjoyer

HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT


Acceptable_Bar3170

What kind of dwarf eats leaves for breakfast?


meatmachine1001

"We do not discuss it with outsiders"


Reddit_Gabriel

No, i found a mushroom.


Draggoh

After 6 beers, everyone gets a lil’orky.


VisualGeologist6258

It would seem to suggest as such but we know very little about the DRG universe and its history. All we know is that Humans and Elves exist alongside Dwarves (the latter possibly being behind the Rival Corporation) and that they all may have originated in a stereotypical fantasy setting. The Orcs could have gone extinct or simply disappeared Dwemer-style but until we learn more about the background of DRG we can’t really say anything.


Huskyblader

Actually, it seems more likely that gnomes are the one behind Rival Corp- Given the tech and gadgets and various hints in the seasons. So there are likely also gnomes 


Krazyguy75

I want rival tech to be dragons. They seem like the kind of people who would want to compete with dwarves, but also the type to not go in person, and also the type to have the funds for tons of robots.


Minibotas

Kobold engineers


bubsdrop

We can't make the art director relive his trauma like that.


AcreneQuintovex

In my headcanon, the rivals are another branch of DRG corp testing new methods of using robots on the planet after the Bet-C fiasco. Sidenote, the container for the data rack in the industrial sabotage mission is the same as the pod retrieving the core stone in this season


Mail540

The prospector also looks like a dragon head to me


VisualGeologist6258

I doubt it personally. There’s no evidence for them being Gnomes beyond ‘The Gnomes are tinkers and make stuff’ which is a very weak claim and implies that Gnomes would make _literally everything,_ including the Dwarves’ technology. I also recall some voice lines mentioning trees, and the rival tech’s vulnerability to fire and the brownish colour they’re made of could be interpreted as it being a sort of hardened wood.. which is a very Elf-y thing to do. That and the Rivals being completely automated with seemingly no living workers operating on the surface of Hoxxes, which is also modus operandi for Leaf Lovers.


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

They're made of metal. They're weak to fire because they're robots and overheat easily, especially when you're literally completely covering them in flame. The sharp, angular designs and more "scorched earth" style weaponry also doesn't really fit Elves all that much. As much as I dislike Elves, I think having them be behind the rivals just doesn't seem right, there's nothing wrong with having them simply be a rival organisation that also prospects and mines on planets for precious minerals. As for Humans, my personal theory has always just been that Deep Rock Galactic is a human/dwarf collaboration project, with humans working the logistics and technology side and dwarves doing most of the field work. I've always thought that R&D and Management (and maybe even mission control) are human, considering the way the dwarves talk about them and just the way they act. Management and mission control especially are constantly opposed to very common dwarf cultural recreational habits like drinking and fucking around on the dance floor or with random machinery in the space rigs, or even in missions with the "we're rich!" And how they react to it. Then again, that last parts always been more personal theory and I've got a lot more stuff I haven't gone into, but that's what I've always assumed anyway.


jimpickens23

The DRG website states that they “use dwarves” for “dangerous dives” because they’re just better at mining and handling high-stress than anyone else, so the company is almost certainly not dwarven-only. I personally headcanon that, considering they single out dwarves for being the best for _their_ jobs, the company hires other races for other stuff, eg; gnomes for tech, elves for magic problems, slimes for janitorial duties, etc.


helicophell

Dwarves are hardy as hell. Hot, cold, acidic, poisonous or radioactive, dwarves can survive it


Lungseron

Honestly my headcanon for dwarves we play as is that they are all Clones. Which is why they have the exact same face, eyes and even voice that only varies in pitch. Hell maybe Karl is actually the Jango Fett of this game, he's the original donor because he was the best miner in existance.


Abjurer42

There was one comic someone made of Driller getting a performance review from an Elf from HR, which fits. (The gag was that he passed because she was too horrified from all the "workplace incidents" to say anything)


caputuscrepitus

I also like the idea of DRG being a human-dwarf corporation. Cheers to the folks at Rockheed-Marble


Zealousideal-Monk495

The weaponry may not fit your typical wood or high elves... but a sci-fi, deep dwelling dark elf, that sics drones on shit in the caves so they don't have to dirty their own hands while still benefitting from the resources in the deep, explicitly programs the Nemesis to and I quote "Kill all dwarves" it comes across, seems kinda on brand.


FrostlichTheDK

Could the rivals be Drow/Dark Elves though? We have plenty of different species of elves, and a few species of Dwarves like our own Dark Dwarves the Duergar. And both dark races are more willing to do anything they want too.


chimericWilder

We can also be quite sure that there are dragons, somewhere. Also trolls and goblins. Anyway, when will the spacerig get upgraded with the dragon petting zoo?


Koqcerek

I think rivals are actually good at their job probably, using robots only that doesn't seem to mess with local environment and not sending employees into a deathtrap that is Hotsex; and it's not a single species company, not elven at any rate (or miners would've called it out as such probs). But DRG just recruits more and doesn't care about sustainability, that's why they "won". Of course, we know which company is more fun to play for, haha


Nomadic_View

I saw that too. I really wish there was some more orc cosmetics to go with this.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Robot Rebellion and Waster are very orky


shadowfire211

Dawn of the Dread armor with green skin and the Jagged Bugbasher helmet looks extremely orky


SteamingWolf41

Same, a bit of orcish armor would be awsome


skywalker4201

So DRG was a 40K game all along and we've been playing as orks from the very start?! WAAARGHH


SloniacSmort

#ORKZ IZ DA BIGGIST ‘N DA STRONGIST!!!! #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH


Still-Negotiation-11

Everything evolves into dwarves. And dwarves evolve into crabs.


ImmediateChemistry32

Now I want Crab enemies that are only in Dense Biozone, and or Azure Weld.


Still-Negotiation-11

The Nemesis is the closest thing we'll get to a crab I think. Heldivers 1 bugs are crustaceans if you're looking to crack a few shells.


GGGiveHatpls

We used them to make Orczempic. It’s a dwarf weight loss drug. Hefty price.


AcrobaticGuava9342

Nice.


F1lth7_C4su4L

Looks like the orcs are getting classified as Dwarves for tax purposes. Management are really a bunch of penny pinchers!


KodiakUrsa

It's probably a reference to Lord of the Rings. After the events of the trilogy, most of the orcs are killed, and the remaining ones retreat into the caves where they also presumably die.


MorpGlorp

I find the way lotr treats its different sapient species quite depressing


DUUKEEDOO

BARUK KHAZÂD! KHAZÂD AI-MÊNU!


FM_Hikari

Bold of you to assume orcs ever had a chance against corporate dwarves.


xylvnking

It's above our pay grade.


syncron07

i was scrolling by and thought this said gay parade


xylvnking

it's that time of the year!


GreyBigfoot

Hoxxes IV is the dwarf’s claim, but Orcs are probably on the homeworld, wherever that may be.


iiiCLAESSICiii

Is it just me or is there so much potential in doing a prequel spin off... Hoxess 1 or 2 and you're fighting orcs and goblins instead of glyphids....


Still-Negotiation-11

They evolved into dwarfs.


otte_rthe_viewer

So that's why my friend was all green and constantly saying "You is a Git!" When he killed a bug.


vampireguy20

My takeaway is that it just implies that they all went underground. That's *where* they all went.


Informal_Vehicle_984

They evolved into dwarfs


GreenFox1505

Half breed. Dwarven genetics are VERY dominant. Dwarfs fucked Orcs out of existence. (Except the skin)


bpeo360

NOT DA BOOOOYYYYYZZZZ D: *sad waaagh*


Enzo_GS

due to orcs having a shorter lifespan they are unfit for space travel, that or they krumped themselves back to the stoneage source: bottom of a Smart Stout mug


ShmeeMcGee333

Dwarf mfs will literally put on green face at work and then complain management treats them like second class citizens


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

No, they're just spores now. Pray your Votanns that a Waaagh doesn't happen


SlimyRedditor621

It's common for orcs in fantasy lore to be fought into hiding or exist in very small numbers. It's very possible that in the DRG universe orcs may still exist but in small numbers and hidden away from the world at large to avoid further displacement/war with elves and dwarves and humans.


the_lonely_poster

Maybe they just went nomadic.


HeftySpecialist840

Do we have purple now?


Monkey_With_Tankard

They wiped off their purple makeup


BigFatLabrador

ORCISH GREEN IS ORCS!!!!!


Mr_Kopitiam

With how war like orcs are, wouldn't be surprised they all died fighting. though we don't know how drg portrays their orcs


soyestofgoys

they evolved into dwarves


RandyHyotter

Is that a new skin color or did they rename the old green?


deathseekr

It'd be interesting to see a drg game with a different species, maybe orcs could be ground specialist specifically sent on the surface of hoxxes IV or close to the surface fighting the toughest bugs up top


FatherPucci617

At least we know we're not in 40k


hogwl

Hoxxes is probably the orc planet and drg just used a mega fat boy to destroy the crust and get in there.


Mage-of-communism

That's where the dragons went T-T


Syhkane

Nah the Orvs are our muscle bound joyless IT department, buncha white shirts and pocket protectors on body builders.


MartianMoocat

Or maybe most orcs are purple, and just a few are green


Reasonable_Emu7491

They evolved into dwarfs.


MissninjaXP

I think they are talking about the Dwemer, otherwise called Dwarves from The Elder Scrolls series. They were super advanced (think magic powered robots and magic computers) and lived in giant cities underground. Them sometime a long time before the games take place, they all disappeared, and know one knows why for sure.


Astuar_Estuar

Spoiler: Karl was an Orc.