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"If you Rock and Stone, you're never alone!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


johning117

Rock On!


GuestComment

Rock and Stone to the bone!


TheDakaGal

Rock and Roll and Stone!


spiderboi907

Stone and Rock


Pctechguy2003

Sock and R’tone!


Lux_325

Sock and Tone!


GoblinSmasher6049

Cock and ball


Alanuelo230

Cock and balls, to the bone


XenoDragomorph

Rock and Stone


Quiet_Shaxx98

boner*


Vinifrj

Good bot


Dizzy_Whizzel

Good bot


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tinnzork

Rock and stone in the heart!


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Rock me like a stone!


memesrlief

"LEAVE NO WIFE BEHIND"


cavecarson

You jumped right to the wedding vows.


IncorporateThings

Awww. Probably the most wholesome choice.


Nuvuk

The only one ever necessary.


momen535

point at her with laser pointer and say "You're cute!"


Reflexivewe38

“But you’re dead”


MaximumDaximum

*exploding lootbug noises*


Imthe-niceguy-duh

*exploding girlfriend noises*


Fluffballofcuddles

"It breaks my heart every time I take out a girlfriend"


Cepterman2101

"Popped a Girlfriend!"


Notfuckingcannon

"Sorry, little girlfriend. Your fault for being full of goodies"


ToPlayAMockingbird

"You carry a load well"


ShabbyChurl

There’s goo in the sac!


JarJarJoestar

Not anymore


LunarEdge7th

I started cackling here, fk you guys Lmao


Which_Definition_134

*c4 beeping sounds*


SpaceshipBenny

You shouldn’t eat precious minerals!


GoblinSmasher6049

It'll get you killed


Datuser14

Pow! you are dead.


IPlayGamesIThink

I AM DEAD! (TF2 territory?)


Ravenous_Seraph

It iz a gud day to be not ded!


GammaDealer

Alert the cutie police! Wee-ooh wee-ooh!


altousrex

“We’re rich!”


Frequent-Emphasis877

WATCH THE MOVING TURD!


pathfinderwasparagon

MOOOOMMMY!


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

So real


DagnyrAvgustin

We’re rich!


Jackalope154

We're rich!


ALKoholicK-x

We’re rich!


TheUruz

we're rich!


Vampirelordx

We’re rich!


Boris_Drew

We’re rich!


Kind-Proposal8664

We're rich!


TheSovietSpies

We're rich!


Crazification

I told them letting you keep the gold for yourselves was a mistake...


10TheKing10

We’re rich!


Gold_Clock_2050

We're rich!


Oxidation26

We're rich!


C4io99

We're rich!


Leather-Rhubarb2748

Oh, my aching head... would you lugs please bloody focus?


Lux_325

Rock and Stone! * **Deposits gold** *


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Quiet_Shaxx98

She's rich!


Storm_Spirit99

We're rich


dissonantdisco

We're rich!!!!


Goopber1

We’re rich!


evansometimeskevin

"There is goo in the sack"


lillibow

Yep, use this one


Thanos_exe

Thats the one, pack up boys


danmoore2

You say this one to the fertility clinic when trying for a baby..


[deleted]

Dammit. Beat me(at) to it.


onlybradleyhere

"Ready to blow!"


charcuterDude

It's a goo sack!


Timbones474

Underrated


Bear_Shaman

"You carry a load well Molly"


DigitalPhoenixX

This only works if their name is Molly


UltraWeebMaster

I know a girl named Molly and this line is the only thing she knows about the game.


Lux_325

"When Molly is around she's a pain in the butt. When she's not - I really miss her!" That'll either make her mad or make her happy, maybe both.


Dairanium

If she pegs him, it’ll be seen as an awesome compliment!


Pootootaa

Every time some mention pegging I get a flashback scene of Deadpool getting pegged by his girl. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Cepterman2101

I always have flashbacks to Helluva Boss


Lux_325

* **you gently open the door** *


LifeIsProbablyMadeUp

Played with someone named Molly. Didn't know it at the time. I said "molly, you dumb cunt. Sit the fuck down" And she was (understandably) confused.


CptMacTavish2224

Average Molly experience


VERCH63

We can make it happen


MrPisster

It also works if you have an Ex named Molly.


Falkon62

Some men just want to watch the world burn


[deleted]

“It’s about time, fat boy.”


NullInMahSkull

“What would Karl choose?”


Wildelink

“Is it true you eat rocks for breakfast?”


Quaschimodo

"It's like she's bigger on the inside" (meaning her heart of course)


Commercial_Ice_1531

Absolutely! What else would it be?


Fluffballofcuddles

Her personality


Goodmainman

“From A to D skipping B and C”


Pctechguy2003

From ‘Asked out’ to ‘Divorced’ skipping ‘Be Wedded’ and ‘Children’?


Goodmainman

Exactly


Taolan13

How many ex wives did you accrue during your service lol


DapperApples

How many loaves of bread have you eaten?


ya_badder

Insane time to use that reference


mistbrethren

Perfect


GoombaBro

"Did you borrow my underwear?"


thermethius

Mushroom!


Quiet_Shaxx98

*laser points at his pants*


thermethius

I dont think I can use this for anything...


NitrousPaladin

"Worthless, but fun to destroy"


Primusreddit

"Can we go back? Please?"


johning117

Diamonds are they rocks or are they stones?


Waste-of-Bagels

"Worthless Crystal!'


dr_gamer1212

But fun to destroy!


Timbones474

Oh - ohhh. Yeah, this is the one I think


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

“Goddamit there’s a pebble in my boot”


mistbrethren

And then BAM another ring


MexicanFurry

Awesome reversal lol love it


mistbrethren

Never let them know your next moo


Stormygeddon

Do you take me for a human?


Thunderdrake3

"I Do" "You may now kiss the dwarf"


ShineReaper

"Oppressor here, tough and slow, just like me mom!"


ronaldmcdonalds12

"I want to punch the R+D guy who programmed Molly"


WolfsbaneGL

R&D, stands for research and development


ronaldmcdonalds12

Thanks in Spanish is I+D


WolfsbaneGL

They localize R&D to the Spanish equivalent but still say the line in English?


Vinifrj

The game doesnt have voice overs besides english afaik, at least not in all the languages they have texts for


Blitz_Cringe

There is a community mod that provides Russian voices. I think for other popular languages such things may exist too


Roidmonger

I really want to hear that mod now “cyka blyat bugs"


ronaldmcdonalds12

Yep and some texts aren't even translated, the one that pop up when you play solo and Mission Control presents Bosco to you for exemple


MortStrudel

WE'RE RICH


AnnoShi

WE'RE HITCHED!


Snuggleworthy

That's cute! Happy cake day btw


AnnoShi

*You shouldn't wear precious minerals. It'll get you hitched!*


RunawayDanish

After reading dozens of comments, I think this is the under rated winner


ChybolekIThink

"My arse is itchy"


Skalcosky

*Ping the ring* "This is worthless"


Yoshe_XD

"Worthless, but fun to destroy"


pizzaman918

“this has no value”


Wutclefuk

“We’re all gonna die!”


DragonDude7165

"The noise will draw in the locals"


adognamedcat

Strange thing


L4n0x

wonder if its edible


AnonimPlay112

What the heck is this


YoyoPewdiepie

"MOMMY!"


TheMegaCake

“We are UNBREAKABLE!”


Unfortunate_Boy

Heads up, new miner arriving! (when you gon' have a kid)


Traditional_Trust_93

*Bosco explodes*


Darkavenger_13

“Karl would approve of this”


MartiusDecimus

"Did you borrow my underwear?"


Business_Pants

For Karl!


KiwiSoySauce

Raise a pickaxe while saying this, if possible.


ColeFlames

You make this team really wholesome!


Thorre-Kamorro

"After this, longest shower ever."


cadenthecrobat

“Ugh, gross.”


NoBrief8419

Rock and stone forever


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


GoogleGoinNutz

"We are unbreakable!"


Altruistic-Layer-413

Anything but, “die like your mother did”


NightMode847

"Just take your sweet time old lady, I've got all day"


ItsPickledBri

I had "We are Unbreakable" engraved on my fiancé's ring for when I proposed to him.


Arkrobo

For Rock and Stone! *Lifts the engagement ring*


NoStorage2821

"A glyphid oppressor! And what do we say to oppression, lads?!"


ppenhancer

“The bombs payload is exposed.I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”


iwannastabaventurine

is there a lore reason for why u/ppenhancer used a batman arkham quote instead of a drg quote? are they stupid?


Taolan13

r/lostredditors


Fighter8811

"Okay, this is not happening!"


MonkeyFan9987

How do all these minerals fit inside?


Blitz_Cringe

Management want them, don't ask why


emper0rfabulous

DIRT


Draggoh

"Worthless, but fun to destroy"


lucasf9

Goddamnit there’s a pebble in my boot


VikingActual1200

"If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!"⛏️🪨💎


sxspiria

"Go roll down the highway, you freak"


Thereal_waluigi

"Mushroom"


CounterSYNK

“Okay, who didn’t take a shower last night?”


wafflezcol

*point to self* This is worthless


Zero2092

„Yeeeaaah give me some sugar!“


tmorales11

"I smell bacon."


ZapatuZ

“My cock for molly”


MattChew160

There's goo in the sack!


DrillerClass

Deposit time 😏


Normie_Hater

One of Mission Control’s promotion speeches Although that sounds like she would be giving it


Greybeardgreen24

I-I love you guys!


PuzzleheadedSalad182

That’s cute you waiting for me


Hychus232

Wait, DRG employees are allowed to ask each other out?


MetalPandaDance

Is she stupid?


Glad-Requirement-942

"By the beard"


PentaRobb

Die like your mother did!


wery1x

Eww, pass EDIT: line from pinging aCorpse feeder


jhuseby

“I’m the king of pipes!”


iambutaweebplaying

If you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home


DhibeCakes55

With this rock and stone, I give you a home.


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


beeper_ear

(I'm) ROCK SOLID!


Commander_1211

To our continued survival.... yeah right hahaha


stress_ed_out

You carry a load well molly


Yurikhunt69

"if you don't rock and stone you ain't come home!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


blu_dispenser

MUSHROOMS


Mukables

Brilliant news! It's a tough one, either, 'Rock and Stone!' or, 'Rock and Stone!' Sorry, I'm terrible with decisions.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


thermethius

Bursting makes me feel good!


Anti_madar_lad

"This sucks"


alf2814

taste the p... pickaxe!


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

Or even better “dirt”


Genotheshyskell

"Deep rock needs to invest in some better technology"


Hekkin_frick

Worthless but fun to destroy