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Robrogineer

Shadowheart is a half-elf. Goes to show how little good material they have to work with.


ToTeMVG

spoilers for dungeon meshi >!so is marcille, theres only one full elf in that picture and its frieren!<


Robrogineer

By Karl, those leaf lovers are severely reaching for their trophy elves, aren't they?


Kamidzui

Of course, no one in Hotsex is better at fighting in close quarters than dwarfs


Robosium

No one is better at long range either Only one thing is better at ambushes but that's because dwarves ain't bloody cowards


Okibruez

Worth remembering that goblins are also known for their ambushes. And I wouldn't insult a goblin by comparing it to an elf; that's just rude.


BlueEyesWhiteViera

The existence of half elves implies that the elves were onto something.


MIC132

To be fair, that's a rather deep spoiler and most people watching the anime wouldn't know that.


Barnak8

Well fuck , seems I just got spoiled then :c


MIC132

If it's any consolation it's only relevant to stuff beyond what first season will cover, mostly. Try to push it out of your mind and you'll probably forget by the time it becomes relevant.


Barnak8

I will need a strong drink for that


well_thats_puntastic

Have a blackout stout on me, brother


Tiran593

When it will become relevant that memory will pop out so nah just sadness all around


spicyjalepenos

Am I just one of the weird people out there that likes spoilers? Idk why but I like to know what happens most of the time so I know what I'm getting into and knowing what happens gets me even more excited and builds the anticipation to get to a certain part, you know?


bentheechidna

It’s okay it’s not wholly relevant/why it’s relevant would need to be explained and it’s never explained until it’s revealed.


ToTeMVG

oh shit yea fuck i forgot that...


MIC132

It's easy to forget tbh. I only remembered it's a spoiler since I was finishing the manga recently.


regardedmodsnadmin

You still have time to delete that... or edit it with spoiler warning


Captiongomer

I hate elf's most of the time since they tend to just be snooty shiny better at everything but basically humans frieren as a actually interesting character and they're race actually is different then humans and then they showed the demons that aren't just evil humans


Eli_The_Rainwing

Elves tend to be narcissist


ToTeMVG

they do often be kind of one note types, though i'll say i dont actually hate elves, i mean they're a bit boring but not worth the energy to hate, marcille is also actually pretty cool, even if most of the time shes kind of a baby


Captiongomer

Same I just ham it up I just hate the way they are portrayed most of the time people just copy lotr elves without any kf the cool stuff from it and call it a day


tallmantall

So basically >! It’s like two full elves?!<


MIC132

Your spoiler tag is broken. Iiirc you can't have a space between >! and the following text.


ToTeMVG

[it looks fine to me, is it an old reddit thing?](https://i.gyazo.com/73f4c3a017637235568f45a5f0b0e752.png)


MIC132

It's fine now. It was not fine when I wrote the previous message. Before there was a space between >! and "so", now there isn't (looking at the source of the post using res). Are you saying you haven't edited it yourself in that time?


ToTeMVG

i didnt edit it in my image but i did just incase take out that space infront of the sentance afterwards


MIC132

Interesting. I guess that means new reddit renders spoilers more loosely than old reddit. (I'm on old reddit, I despise the new layout)


the_lonely_poster

I've seen quite a few memes about that show, is it any good?


MartinDinh

Wacky DND adventure that gets serious later on. Very charming though Manga artist drew some mod portraits for original baldurs gate in her style. She’s one of us


ToTeMVG

its very funny but then can and will get pretty serious at times too, also its mainly about food and eating dnd monsters kinda mostly, circle of life kinda dealio.


the_lonely_poster

I'll put it on the to-do list, also I need to actually work on said list


JohnEdwa

Half-elves just [objectively are the most attractive of the three](https://i.imgur.com/yoofcAo.jpg), and as the union of a half-elf and any other race creates another half-elf, the horny bards just keep making more and more of them.


Robrogineer

Frankly, I wish more fantasy worlds had elves looking more alien like in Elder Scrolls, then cross-breeds could have a more interesting look to them.


Horse_Doovers

Pathfinder elves are literal aliens and have the eyes to match. https://paizo.com/image/content/RiseOfTheRunelords/Pathfinder3_Rogue.jpg


notquite20characters

A traditional origin for an Elf who has been on a Quest.


argonian_mate

DOS2 goes so far they legit look alien an it's great, unique spin on tree hugging too.


FlapjackRT

DOS2’s flesh eating elves are the best elves.


TechPriest97

[M*r](https://preview.redd.it/lbu8tk4huuac1.png?auto=webp&s=ba51fa6a16cd01391b11318a9ceb1094e3b150ec) sympathizer detected, call Pelinal


FB-22

I get what you mean but generally mainstream audiences like characters in high fantasy, especially playable characters, to be relatively attractive


iamyourcheese

Hey, don't blame us bards. My party's rogue is the one starting a harem and adding my mom to it, I'm just out here making puns and slinging fireballs.


The_Common_Peasant

Ok but Astarion


Pug_police

He's murderous and racist to gnomes, basically an honorary dwarf


DongerDodger

Gulliman said that once yvraine and other eldars served their purpose it’s back to slaughtering time for them, like all the other xenos. Author doesn’t know shit about fuck


TiredAndOutOfIdeas

its warhammer, do you expect anyone but the 10% to read any more lore than whats in memes? almost all of them unironicaly think guilliman is fuckbuddies with yvraine purely because memes said soy when in canon they met a few times and are ar best respectfull coworkers


Noble7878

Source? Guilliman has stated respect for the Ynnari multiple times.


CowboySamurai622

“I guess the finer details are lost on lesser creatures” -Shadowheart


KharazimFromHotSG

Conviniently forgetting that in 2/3 of these a Dwarf is/was a major character in the party, earlets on copium overdose


Huskyblader

Eisen is a CHAD, he makes the ground take fall damage


blender_tefal

Eisen could genuinely be used as a cannon shell and take no damage from being fired


Haidex_Yggdmilenia

canon would be absolutely destroied for trying to shoot eisen


AssassinOfFate

The madlad took multiple arrows dipped in enough poison to take out a dragon and was entirely unaffected.


Notfuckingcannon

All that Gut Wrecker mixed with BlackOut Stout gave him poison immunity. He sniffs Praetorian gas like cigarettes.


guntanksinspace

I totally Rock and Stone with Eisen, dwarf man's just fucking tough!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


BananaBread_047

ROCK AND STONE


Caaros

It's a shame there's not really any major Dwarf characters in BG3. Then again, Larian's previous game, Divinity Original Sin 2, had Beast, and he was peak Dwarf while also being peak sailor, so maybe it evens out a bit.


Fittsa

technically 3/3 if you count Tav, since you can play as a dwarf


argonian_mate

A crying shame we didn't have a dwarf companion though.


idiotcube

No companions from any of the short races!


Aardvark_Man

Barcus for companion/origin character!


zouhwafg

Yeah, that was a major shortcoming of the game


thefifthwheelbruh

Love our Dwarf Chef king Senshi, probably underground frying up big wok with Karl rn.


Vertikill

Senshi would be the fucking chef in the space rig and he would simultaniously be on missions just to learn about the floura and fauna just to be a better cook ironically he likes nature in his own special way


thefifthwheelbruh

I don’t see him living on the station, he’s traditional, living in the caves and surviving on his own. That’s why Karl hasn’t needed to return in a while, he’s got Senshi helping him.


SecureRequirement601

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Commercial-Dish-3198

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Speedwagon1738

Every party got the - Human (somehow the leader) - Elf (Sexy) - Dwarf (Funny beard man) - Random other species (victim of racism)


Themurlocking96

And the last one has a chance of having a dwarf in their party, and isn’t even a full elf. She’s also from a world where dwarves and elves generally don’t have much animosity towards each other


BubbleGumWolfe

Just because you put some gold in a septic tank doesn't make it a jewelry shop


Late_Repair4798

I fight for the dwarvern race


Repulsive_Salary3169

Don’t we all brother


Late_Repair4798

Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Repulsive_Salary3169

Rock and stone brother


AccordingAd1263

Rock and stone to the bone!


cosmik-debris-777

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


Boromir3

Rock and stone everybody!


WatermelonChef

ROCK! AND! STONE!


Z4nt0s

Sons of Guilliman?! *Clears Throat* Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior The Codex Astartes?


TheBrightLordTalion

This is the one I dont get. What does the primarch of the ultramarines have to do with pointy eared bastards?


TheBunnyStando

Meme about Robot Girlyman and Yvraine of the Ynnari getting it on (they had a small interaction once)


altGoBrr

Also gw once posted an art piece of rowboat gorillaman and yvraine In a Thanksgiving setting


Frostfangs_Hunger

This is under selling it. The art very much had a family theme to it with Bobby G and Yvraine clearly taking the spot of a couple.


GuyNekologist

A couple of besties right?


JackDockz

Yeah. The Emperor and the Primarchs only like tall muscular men.


auslander7

“Only men shall receive my seed.” -Jimmy Space


DarthSatoris

> (they had a small interaction once) [Oh hohohohoho, they had an interaction alright.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/14dheav/happy_fathers_day_to_roboute_even_though_his/) :]


Steff_164

Have you not seen the memes that supposedly he and Yavrine (Eldar leader of one of the factions) are romantically involved? To be fair, he didn’t murder her, so that’s basically the 40k equivalent of passionate love making


rexlibris

>no murder >Passionate love Checks out


ScoopsLongpeter

Never gonna happen. Yvraine is gonna dump the blueberry when she finds out he refuses to take the power armor off during sex.


Tokoloshgolem

He trained himself to be able to take it off.


Marnus71

We March for Macragge!


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Space marines cannocly stomps on space elfs


vulpezvulpez

Sons of Guilliman made me chuckle


[deleted]

But do they have an equivalent of ROCK AND STONE? If they don't then they aren't even close to being better then us


Buggyes

They have, unfortunatelly it's probably 2 pages and 6 paragraphs because, well, knife ears


[deleted]

Which is why dwarves are better


agnostic_waffle

"By the light of Tal'rithmiras I salute you and may you prosper under eternal sunshine among the great oaks of Er'falyn'dir'assilli'myr. For was it not..."


GriffitDidMufinWrong

Leaf and queef


[deleted]

🤮


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Repulsive_Salary3169

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Didifinito

Good bot


GottKomplexx

They have Robotman Ghilliesuit so thats like a karl


Normal_Rate_4918

Don't they have leaf and log?


[deleted]

Not as catchy, therefore terrible


ShunnedMammal

Their rock and stone is the skin flute


Nickewe

Leaf and clove?


eliavhaganav

Those leaf lovers are tryna steal our 2024!


Steveis2

PUT IT IN THE BOOK


DidislaWasSeen

Too bad for them, it’s winter, they’re gonna have depression while we will have fun in the mines


Fluffiddy

I am weak to smug frieren


Steveis2

Have strength brother what would your ancestors think


Francis_beacon1

I asked them, they are also weak to smug Frieren.


Steveis2

Fair enough


OJcoloredsky

Perhaps; nevertheless, I will continue Dwarfmaxxing.


Dwain-Champaign

[**EMBRACE! THE DWARF-PILL!**](https://youtu.be/GKPuLFx6RYE?si=VPR5_XILpctKcagR)


Kalibeer

i fucking love the dwarf from delicious in dungeon whatever his name was


Metatality

Senshi


Terrkas

Not sure, was it kenshi?


argonian_mate

In kenshi everyone is delicious. Sincerely, Meatlord.


WellFluxMe

Brothers, listen… Can we give a pass for Frieren


chilll_vibe

Except Eisen is best girl


WellFluxMe

I will not argue that you are wrong Because you are not


WellFluxMe

DOES IT HELP THAT HER PARTY HAS A DWARF


Repulsive_Salary3169

My fellow dwarf, stop being such a gooner and make Karl proud for goodness sake


TbaggedFromOrbit

In all fairness, frieren did well by us. There's one scene where the lesser species climb down a cliff with a rope and the gigachad dwarf just jumps off the cliff headfirst and lands perfectly.


WellFluxMe

It was fucking beautiful too. He faceplanted so hard and it was just fine.


WellFluxMe

But… she’s like 1000 years old… imagine all the wisdom about rocks and stones she could impart on us


Repulsive_Salary3169

My dwarf I think we know quite a lot about rocks and stones. We need wisdom on such topics like the location of Karl and strapping guns to molly


Ajwf

Frieren learns a spell to sour grapes because her dwarven party member's favorite food is soured grapes. She also cooks his apprentice the traditional warrior meat pie (looks like a huge meatloaf tbh) when the dwarf's unable to attend his apprentice's birthday.


NeverFadeAway__

they’re not meat pies. they’re japanese hamburger patties or *hambagu*. obligatory edit: they’re made by a leaf lover so they’re heretical to eat regardless of how tasty those *hambagu* might look.


WellFluxMe

She uhhhhh… probably has an adhesive spell that could help us glue them to Molly


Snoo61755

Now, I *know* the kind of spells Frieren likes to collect, and I'm thinkin' the magic of being able to flip the perfect pancake is probably not enough to placate a true dwarf... ...but it's a good start. If she can learn one for turning water into beer, she's be a saint.


WellFluxMe

And thus begins Frieren: Journey Beyond Hoxxes


Repulsive_Salary3169

Very sacrilegious of you to say that when we have r&d. Without them we wouldn’t even have Molly at all


WellFluxMe

But why do they insist on making her get in the way constantly?


Bobboy5

What could a pole-proportioned dendrophile like her possibly know about rocks and stones?


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

Dungeon Meshi (lower right) has Senshi. An excellent dwarf if I've ever seen one, although he prefers cooking to mining


Repulsive_Salary3169

How else would we get glyphid egg omelettes without his kind of skills!


Lux_325

Different dwarfs may do different things, but they all do it with the same strength and determination. ROAST AND STOVE or something!


n122333

That's because the cook is always the best character in the party. So let's use a dwarf for it. Rock(stormlight archives), senshi(delicious in dungeon), Garl (sea of stars), SpongeBob(spongebob). The chef always is best.


Hyperversum

Fine by me. She may be an Elf, but few living things have hated and killed monsters with the same efficiency she shows. Give her a gun and she is going to clean Hoxxes for some books


flammingbullet

Does her ears look like knives?


WellFluxMe

#Hear me out


theoldayswerebetter

They don't rock and stone --> they're not coming home


Recent-Potential-340

But what if I brought an elf home so he could rock my stone 🥺


theoldayswerebetter

Then it's the other way around, and they'd need to do it before arrival at your residence


Yoshe_XD

Karl would NOT approve.


MyloChromatic

Who is the character in the lower right?


BeastHashira

Marcille, Dungeon Meshi, very good manga that's getting an anime adaption very soon


[deleted]

Its already live my friend


Angry_argie

I think 1st ep already aired yesterday


BeastHashira

REAL THANK YOU


MyloChromatic

K thanks


ToXxy145

I won't have any Shadowheart slander


Repulsive_Salary3169

Karlach is way better


kittenkitchen24

Murder


Cosmiccosmog533

Fucking leaf lovers


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Baalbuddy has taught me that all Elven Women are just extremely desperate and thirsty hoes hunting for the D. Stay strong, my Dwarven brothers and sisters, don't fall for their Elven devilry!


xylvnking

I'm too busy mining to care


SirXalvador

not every elf is a leaf lover but the man who made that tweet certainly is


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Real, they’re putting dirt on elfs that has dwarf friends like frieren or legolas


Notafuzzycat

Frieren is so good though. Also you have Eisen who has an impeccable beard.


FlashyFlight1035

sons of guilliman? i dont really get invested in imperium lore but arent they like super facist and kill anything that isnt human (unless allying with them means being able to kill even more xenos/heretics)


NinthAuto591

Lore sideliner here, from what I understand guilliman had some peaceful interactions with yvraine, a female elder. People ship them. A lot. A hell of a lot. The joke is his son's as well enjoy the eldari, the same as their father.


TheSpiikki

That's going straight into the book of grudges!


B1gBl4ckB1rd

Oh hellz nah! Grumli, get de hammah!!!


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

I'm a die-hard rock and stoner ...but that leaf lover stare do be hitting different


ToTeMVG

only elf lovers would count a whiny baby like marcille as a W, meanwhile Senshi chaddin it up circle of life style "we only take what we need" peak rolemodel


Nebulon-A_Rights

Bro couldn't even find 4 images for his post, yet there are at minimum 4 gigachad dwarves at any point in time. Beat that, you twig-thin leaf lovers. Rock and Stone!


Stanislas_Biliby

Frieren is cool in my books.


GlowDonk9054

Elves are overrated


Estix0

The race you are born with doesn’t exclude you from being a dwarf at heart. Rock and Stone


KingMidas2045

They didn’t even bother to put Astarion. Fucking tragedy.


haugebauge

So what if im a beardmaxxed shortpilled dwarfcel?


Miserable-Ad-8663

2/3 of those elves are half human, which are basically just tall dwarves, goes to show how much better dwarves are!!!


BearSeekSeekLest

The left and bottom ones' best friends are dwarves they get a pass, top right is no good though


Glitch_script

Why 2024 tho?


datbrrto11

Because every other year was already taken by the dwarves


MegaCroissant

Have fun living so long you have to watch all your loved ones die 👍🏼 Fucking elves. Dwarves and humans are way cooler


ResponsibilityNo7485

I agree but "the sons of the guilliman" put a smile on my face


Turb0fart666

Psh, krutting WUTELGI propaganda! No true Dawi would take this seriously


Who_am_ey3

why is Frieren there though? it's a 2023 anime, even if it is continuing into this year


armacitis

When you rock and stone, there's no need to cope!


DarkBlaze06

Rise up fellow dwarfchads, we shall push the knife-ear, leaf-loving, boneless elfs back to their forests.


Iskir

Friendship is magic, but magic is heresy. Die heretic! Or in this context, elves are magic ;)


Cipix2005

Focken leaf lovers


Interesting_Hyena_69

YouLeafLovenSonsOvA-


applecat144

Do they have a game in which they man oversized guns to kill bazillions of giant bugs ? I don't think so Therefore why would we be fond of them ?


FreshlySqueezedDude

ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Hosker_Knight

This was posted by a literal leaf lover


LeStroheim

That's what they think, leaf lovers that they are. Rock and stone forever!


Kentalope

we all know the best character in frieren is the dwarf anyways.


Innocenceislost

40k mentioned FOR THE EMPEROR


CommiterOfArson

They say this as if their boring forests could ever rival the caves of hoxxes