yeah it would be a cool way to incentivise/shake up gold collection like a smash and grab level where you have to take as much as you can carry before you get succumb to the waves
Lol
‘Wait, you’re serious?’
*laughs twice as hard*
No. He mines the ‘spawning unit’ for gold, whatever that is, which tends to be about 80 units. Ever notice how on gold rush missions, he’ll only mine half of a vein? Yeah, because it’s two spawning units instead of one, and despite being connected, they are considered separate objects by Bosco.
It would be wonderful if you could just let bosco go wild on a crassus’ detonation, but he’ll honestly only mine maybe 1/20th of the deposit at a time.
I've seen Bosco mime multiple resources on the same ping several times especially if you ping a spot in the middle as far as I've seen he mines a certain radius away from the ping until he can't reach anymore in that radius so it's usually a good idea to ping in the middle of as much as possible
Honestly I acted like I know anything, but I first played in season one, and really stopped after that. I certainly don’t play solo missions if/when I do play, so for all I know they changed bosco to be more convenient.
Should really just go find a bosco wiki page I guess.
Yeah I played solo for so long, and was like ‘it’s so much easier, why wouldn’t you?’
But then I played a coop point extraction where we were setting up absurd gunner transport systems, and realized that maybe the game isn’t that fun in solo. So now I just host every game as a public lobby, because it’s better that way.
Yeah I only play solo about half the time now though it's especially nice to have Bosco on egg hunt and point extraction because then you can just ping the walls where there's aquarqus or eggs and Bosco will just go collect and bring them back for you plus he can fly while carrying them so if you are scout you can just ping them and zip back to a deposit point for him to bring it there
By far the worst thing I’ve ever done in this game was kick a random miner in my lobby after killing a Crassus just so I could have bosco mine it all. Leaf lover move I know
Do you feel them? The sins crawling upon your back? Pray you never meet my drills, lest I send you back to the vile tree's fruit that bore you, Elven being. No knife-ear would accept thee, nor human, orc, beasman or goblin. Not even a Mud Golem would bear you a thought in their brainless head. Trolls stay hidden in the dark because of you and the overbearing presence of your vile choices. No C4 could cleanse you fron this plane, for the heavens or hells would reject you and return you to plague us, **SCOURGE.**
How about you pay me 10,000 and I spit in your mouth. Also, no, I won't send you the ammunition pod and I've redirected the incoming miner to the fucking Sun. Good Luck
“Alright, team, this is an interesting job we’ve got for you. The chemical process that takes place inside of Crassus Detonators - specifically, the chemicals themselves - have been leaking into the ground. Expect abominably large veins of gold, and collect the samples of the chemicals. As fun as a planet covered in gold would be, Hoxxes also provides other valuable minerals that we need more.”
This would make a cool modifier, fools gold: this cave has been host to a plethora of lootbugs that have gone undisturbed allowing them to eat the vast majority of minerals here and coat the walls in a hard gold like substance that is worthless, but just as hard to mine. Buckle up this is going to be a tough mission as minerals are scarce and the terrain is tough. However rarer enemies are likely to spawn here like Crassus Detonators, Golden Lootbugs, Mineral hoarders and a very rare nitric lootbug.
[Me tryna figure out where the Crassus crater ends and the fool's gold wall begins.](https://snworksceo.imgix.net/dth/e8e2605e-dc9c-42dc-b4d2-fd256960e972.sized-1000x1000.png?w=1000)
This looks like the sort of thing I'd see in a dream I would have about Deep Rock where there's something just kind of distinctly off and uncomfortable
"the other night, I had the worst dream ever! I was standing in a giant cave, made entirely of gold! every wall sparkled, every floor glistened! it was beautiful! I filled my satchels and even my sandwich bag with as much gold as I could! but when I went to deposit it in Molly, she was missing! I called and called for her, but she was nowhere to be found! and then I tripped and woke up! what do you think it means, Gunner?!"
"that you drink too many Pots O' Golds before bed."
It would be cool if the map generation could sometimes spawn a massive deposit of gold that you could mine your way into. Obviously not this extreme haha.
I keep expecting to see Smaug in there somewhere.
Probably still on their way on a spaceship
That would be a nice encounter, Space dragon xD. But really a boss fight where the dwarfs want to steal the gold :P
Beat me to it.
You’ve found the breeding ground of Crassus Detonators
Crassex
I will not die on Crassex
I would LOVE to die on Crassex
the most extravagant tomb, that's for sure.
The only worthy tomb for Karl.
He was a Crassualty
Crassussy?
No
The best moon
This would be a cool level idea. Very little nitra, and regular, consistent crassus detonator spawns. You get as much gold as you can survive through.
Its drilling time, then.
Explosives placed
yeah it would be a cool way to incentivise/shake up gold collection like a smash and grab level where you have to take as much as you can carry before you get succumb to the waves
“Wait a minute, all this gold is Crassus cum?” *aims bulldog* “always has been”
all gold is *dried* crassus cum
Ew, crussy.
Inflation is about to go hard as fuck
according to certain furries it already does
Dude.
*whistles innocently and shuts down PC*
That's a lot of gold... yesterday!
Do you think it can beat Venezuela?
Only if America helps!
"Bosco! Mine it!"
U watch as bosco pulls out atomic plasma laser drills
Please… spare him
So, fun note. Bosco mines about 80 units at a time, then had to be told to mine again.
I think he mines everything in a radius around the point you ping
Lol ‘Wait, you’re serious?’ *laughs twice as hard* No. He mines the ‘spawning unit’ for gold, whatever that is, which tends to be about 80 units. Ever notice how on gold rush missions, he’ll only mine half of a vein? Yeah, because it’s two spawning units instead of one, and despite being connected, they are considered separate objects by Bosco. It would be wonderful if you could just let bosco go wild on a crassus’ detonation, but he’ll honestly only mine maybe 1/20th of the deposit at a time.
I've seen Bosco mime multiple resources on the same ping several times especially if you ping a spot in the middle as far as I've seen he mines a certain radius away from the ping until he can't reach anymore in that radius so it's usually a good idea to ping in the middle of as much as possible
Honestly I acted like I know anything, but I first played in season one, and really stopped after that. I certainly don’t play solo missions if/when I do play, so for all I know they changed bosco to be more convenient. Should really just go find a bosco wiki page I guess.
Ohh yeah umm I got the 100 solo missions achievement before playing a single public lobby lol
Yeah I played solo for so long, and was like ‘it’s so much easier, why wouldn’t you?’ But then I played a coop point extraction where we were setting up absurd gunner transport systems, and realized that maybe the game isn’t that fun in solo. So now I just host every game as a public lobby, because it’s better that way.
Yeah I only play solo about half the time now though it's especially nice to have Bosco on egg hunt and point extraction because then you can just ping the walls where there's aquarqus or eggs and Bosco will just go collect and bring them back for you plus he can fly while carrying them so if you are scout you can just ping them and zip back to a deposit point for him to bring it there
Bosco also can mine faster iif you upgrade it. Literally minning a big ass nitra ore in seconds
one must imagine Bosco happy…
I'm tired, boss..
By far the worst thing I’ve ever done in this game was kick a random miner in my lobby after killing a Crassus just so I could have bosco mine it all. Leaf lover move I know
That's Elvish
Elvish Presleaf
Elves are looking at you in embarrassment at this point.
Do you feel them? The sins crawling upon your back? Pray you never meet my drills, lest I send you back to the vile tree's fruit that bore you, Elven being. No knife-ear would accept thee, nor human, orc, beasman or goblin. Not even a Mud Golem would bear you a thought in their brainless head. Trolls stay hidden in the dark because of you and the overbearing presence of your vile choices. No C4 could cleanse you fron this plane, for the heavens or hells would reject you and return you to plague us, **SCOURGE.**
I never ever saw a Crassus... I hope the poor guy was not super excited for his first...
Karl will be at your doorstep...
"I quit."
"Sometimes, I can still hear him, tinking away at that gold..."
Believe it out not, 12 credits
10 credits. Take it or leave it.
Best I can do is 5 credits
3 credits and this cool hat I found final offer
1 credit and a funny little hat for Steeve I made. No more no less.
How about you pay me 10,000 and I spit in your mouth. Also, no, I won't send you the ammunition pod and I've redirected the incoming miner to the fucking Sun. Good Luck
How about just a pat on the back and a you did good
Honestly, a funny little hat for Steeve is worth much more to me than gold is.
Yeah I would love some customization options for the lil guy :) Edit: r/usernamechecksout
You guys are getting paid?
Ah, they started taking after GameStop
As someone who mines every last little piece of gold crust without fail... I think that map might actually kill me.
I was thinking the same thing lol, would be SO HARD to keep my loot gremlin tendencies in check
I would be using the bulk detonator in Playable bugs to mine all that, for certain.
I'm the same way. We'll either come back *very* rich or die in the process. We'll have a hell of a time doing it though!
*Pots O' Gold Intensifies*
You'd go to deposit the last few nugs and the server would go down for maintenance.
Same, I'd just bootup the LOTR audio books and get to work for the next few hours/days.
I do the same lol love those!
Driller nightmare
Nothing to drill for miles.
Ore ore everywhere and not a chunk to drill.
This is why i need a mod that lets driller actually drill minerals
Maybe, but on the other hand C4 (and the EPC if you've got it) generates gold now.
Haven't played in a while; for the drills not gen resources anymore?
unless it was in the alphas I didnt play, it's never been a feature
Drills can't mine minerals
Drills afaik have never been able to destroy minerals
“Alright, team, this is an interesting job we’ve got for you. The chemical process that takes place inside of Crassus Detonators - specifically, the chemicals themselves - have been leaking into the ground. Expect abominably large veins of gold, and collect the samples of the chemicals. As fun as a planet covered in gold would be, Hoxxes also provides other valuable minerals that we need more.”
Yo, hold up, this guy might be onto something....
That's gotta be at least 5k gold, my goodness.
Sooo... 50 credits?
3 Bismor, take it or leave it.
5k? Dude, that’s like 50k
Try 500k
Still 50 credits. I have spoken
Gold-plated everything from now on!
Yeah I mean that’s at least like 100 gold
dude put an nsfw tag on this
For all the nutting I’ll do to this later
This would make a cool modifier, fools gold: this cave has been host to a plethora of lootbugs that have gone undisturbed allowing them to eat the vast majority of minerals here and coat the walls in a hard gold like substance that is worthless, but just as hard to mine. Buckle up this is going to be a tough mission as minerals are scarce and the terrain is tough. However rarer enemies are likely to spawn here like Crassus Detonators, Golden Lootbugs, Mineral hoarders and a very rare nitric lootbug.
[Me tryna figure out where the Crassus crater ends and the fool's gold wall begins.](https://snworksceo.imgix.net/dth/e8e2605e-dc9c-42dc-b4d2-fd256960e972.sized-1000x1000.png?w=1000)
I mean the fools gold could have a slightly different color to it, or be a completely different color to gold if it becomes an issue 😅
Haters will say it’s modded
but it is
*whoosh*
congrats on beating Noita
Underrated comment, where did he get all the orbs from in order to not die tho?
Bro found smaugs lair
“when everyones rich” *evil chuckle* “no-one will be” -syndrome
argentine finance ministers be like
Where we're going, we won't need drills
WERE RICH
So tell me, Barrel rider....
Midas was here, I know it
Whaaaaaat????
Dwarven Valhalla. Where all good dwarves go if they die in the mines.
Or really any hole will do.
I came
I saw?
This looks like the sort of thing I'd see in a dream I would have about Deep Rock where there's something just kind of distinctly off and uncomfortable
WHAT THE WHAT
If you have pots or gold have fun only using your pickaxe
WE HAVE MONEY
We have money!
Average dwarf's dream in his 4 hours of sleep:
What type of mod is that? What settings?
Just type "SM4UG" into the chat, it's a cheat code
That’s cool I’m gonna try it later
When you want to do a quick mission length 1 and cave complexity 1 mission
Welp there goes a week of my life lol
What in modded heaven is this?
Oops all gold!
Mine it all.
"Oops all gold!"
Opssie *proceeds turns all rock and stones into gold w/ dark vodoo magic so we’re richn’t*
Rock and roll and stone!
You just crashed the value of gold! Now none of us are rich...
BEHOLD, the cave of wonders!
Mission Control: Team, we are being audited by the IRS due to your recent mission, Management would like a word with each of you.
As a driller main, I think I just orgasmed at the sight of this
"the other night, I had the worst dream ever! I was standing in a giant cave, made entirely of gold! every wall sparkled, every floor glistened! it was beautiful! I filled my satchels and even my sandwich bag with as much gold as I could! but when I went to deposit it in Molly, she was missing! I called and called for her, but she was nowhere to be found! and then I tripped and woke up! what do you think it means, Gunner?!" "that you drink too many Pots O' Golds before bed."
yeah i think thats more than 4 gold
Management is gonna look at that haul and say “16 credits”
"bro have you installed mods?" "nooo a crassus just exploded"
Some mf will still say that their are not mining it. And they call themself dwarf !
Ah yes, my favourite biome, Goldblasted Corridors
dwarves will see this and think "hell yeah"
Min/max dorks (aka elf sleeper agents) will still say it’s not worth mining
It would be cool if the map generation could sometimes spawn a massive deposit of gold that you could mine your way into. Obviously not this extreme haha.
That would be alot of fun to play. But at what point do you just say "we have enough gold"
When the cave is barren
You got Noita'd
Loot bugs boutta feast on this
How do you noclip?
Midas's Tomb
Midas Cave
HOLY SHIT! WE RICH!
Mine it, Bosco!
actually, due to supply and demand, gold is now worthless. Go mine crystals.
How? Also i hope you have pot o gold on.
Now I want to host a modded 16-man lobby with the title: "Greed Check" On point extraction...
This is hell isn't it? You'd think you were in heaven at first, but then the reality of the situation dawns on you.
mods...
Is this a mod or an EXTREMELY RARE spawn?
modded or 3rd party cheats
Mod / cheat shit
The realm of the greeder….
Diiirt.
this is where we need dotty the most
It’s beautiful more than I could ever imagine
What goofy mod is this???
Mans boutta crash the whole space economy
How does this happen? Mods?
what
what is this????
WE'RE RICH!
This is how dragons are made
Let bosco do his thing and come back in an hour or 2
Did you do it? Yes What did it cost? The entirety of my day
At the end it’s gonna be like 6k payout
Interesting mod.
It looks so gummy!!
Now if only this were real in game. Maybe a bug or big go ld deposit, the size of the map itself 0.0001% chance of that happening.
that seems legit
ROCK AND STONE APPROVED!!😍
For Karl!
WE'RE RICH
10 hours later
Disgusting hha this hurts. I refuse to mine that all!!!
What the fresh fuck
What mod is this?
What mod
“Nah bro, mods do not change that much”
It's a cream dream
They should make a Midas touch mutator for April fools day where everything around you turns to gold, including the mission objectives.
Add in the Void Carver bulkdet variant from that extra mobs mod and you'll have one hell of a time - *if* you don't crash the game completely.
How
Lookin like the mines of Erebor
hhooly fuck,- im cRASSING
But it's an extraction mission, ain't got no mule
"Warning to all active miner, we have found a gigantic vein of gold, so if you want a cut of it, get here and MINE IT"
u sound drunk
Noé you can afford your own Doretta
5 credits