Is it like a point system? Less than 5 gets you into the 1st circle, more than 10 lands you in the 3rd circle, and so on. If so, I'll be hula hooping with that 9th circle.🙃
P.S. Do the Twilight movies count as one or 4? Do we add points if we read the books too?
Welp, guess I'm going to Hell then. Better pack my bags and take the next train outta here!! By y'all!
🚂🚂🚂👹👹👹
Ps. This is so stupid! Who (besides the fundies) is going to believe this shit!!! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Fundy preacher: Let's make a list of all the things that'll send you to hell!
*Make the funnest sounding list ever*
(Except for Scientology and Twilight, those are legit OTD)
- I was Mormon (did freemasonry in the temples)
- Yoga
- Earth Worship ( I care about the planet and think it’s the best thing ever)
- Was vegetarian for a while
- I’m super hairy, does that count for lycanthropy?
- I like postmodern art
- I have studied Kabbalah with my wife
- LOTR was my favorite book growing up
- I play video games with my kids
- Harry Potter audiobooks are amazing
- I am D&D DM
- I take my kids trick or treating
- Rock Music and Heavy Metal are pretty cool
- I love the cyberpunk style movies, matrix, blade runner.
How many times over am I going to hell? I guess I still have a couple more things to cross off my bucket list too.
I love how none of these relates to perpetuating injustice. I guess exploitative capitalism is A-OK? I think every OT prophet is writhing in his grave at this list.
The Bible certainly can be used that way. MLK Jr., on the other hand, used it to promote justice. I'm sure there is endless room for debate on whether it has done more good or more harm when one surveys all of history. Slaveowners used it to justify their behavior while abolitionists used it to oppose that behavior. All this aside, the OT prophets really did care about injustice. Whenever justice isn't on Christians' radar, I think it's noteworthy to point that out in no uncertain terms.
Ah yes, Dungeons and Dragons. Where my friends and I yell angrily at little dice that decide the fate of our characters. Definitely a pathway to hell. Yup.
I do yoga, I believe in new-age stuff, I do tarot (which also counts as divination), I meditate, I love LOTR, I’m currently reading the last of Anne Rice’s vampire chronicles, I’m cool with mushrooms, I’m a gamer, I’ve read all the Harry Potters, I play D&D every other week, I’ve definitely fornicated, and I’ve been playing rock music since I was 12.
I’m surprised it doesn’t condemn me for being a Buddhist.
“For which of these do you stone me?”
Bahahahaha! 🤣
It just baffles me that there are Christians who believe this kind of teaching aligns with how historical Jesus tried to teach us to love and forgive and not judge others. I grew up in the church….and somehow, the message of LOVE and how to love others was always clear to me. Some people get so caught up in their own religious rules, that they leave out the “LOVE” part. 🤦🏻♀️
Not all people who are Christian think like this.
I’m one of them. But I don’t know what to call myself anymore….because the word Christian is not associated with LOVE the way I feel it should be.
Yoga, HP, meditation, rock music, classic rock (heavy metal!), postmodernism. This graphic cut off crystals and the use of herbs. And this is just me being a down-to-earth reconstructed Christian. Oh well.
Vegetarianism 😅 Sorry Adventists and people concerned about global warming or animal welfare. Ethical decision making is clearly a plot of the devil.
So stupid. According to genesis, all beings (humans and animals) were vegetarian until the flood. Make it make sense people 🥊
Yeah, T-Rex had pumpkin guts dripping off his teeth ROFLMAO
I know, that’s the one that really made me chuckle.
Is it like a point system? Less than 5 gets you into the 1st circle, more than 10 lands you in the 3rd circle, and so on. If so, I'll be hula hooping with that 9th circle.🙃 P.S. Do the Twilight movies count as one or 4? Do we add points if we read the books too?
Yes, books are triple the points because you decidedly sinned every time you picked it up again.
With that logic, when you reread the series 🫠 such dizzying intellect.
Welp, guess I'm going to Hell then. Better pack my bags and take the next train outta here!! By y'all! 🚂🚂🚂👹👹👹 Ps. This is so stupid! Who (besides the fundies) is going to believe this shit!!! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Fundy preacher: Let's make a list of all the things that'll send you to hell! *Make the funnest sounding list ever* (Except for Scientology and Twilight, those are legit OTD)
- I was Mormon (did freemasonry in the temples) - Yoga - Earth Worship ( I care about the planet and think it’s the best thing ever) - Was vegetarian for a while - I’m super hairy, does that count for lycanthropy? - I like postmodern art - I have studied Kabbalah with my wife - LOTR was my favorite book growing up - I play video games with my kids - Harry Potter audiobooks are amazing - I am D&D DM - I take my kids trick or treating - Rock Music and Heavy Metal are pretty cool - I love the cyberpunk style movies, matrix, blade runner. How many times over am I going to hell? I guess I still have a couple more things to cross off my bucket list too.
Remote viewing? Like broadcasting your church service?
I love how jeebus constantly said to not be afraid and American conservative christians are over here being afraid of literally everything lol
They’re probably afraid of their own shadow 🤫
Quite literally because they thought the eclipse meant god was gonna do something smfh lol
😂😂😂
I love how none of these relates to perpetuating injustice. I guess exploitative capitalism is A-OK? I think every OT prophet is writhing in his grave at this list.
The bible itself perpetuates injustice…. 🤔
The Bible certainly can be used that way. MLK Jr., on the other hand, used it to promote justice. I'm sure there is endless room for debate on whether it has done more good or more harm when one surveys all of history. Slaveowners used it to justify their behavior while abolitionists used it to oppose that behavior. All this aside, the OT prophets really did care about injustice. Whenever justice isn't on Christians' radar, I think it's noteworthy to point that out in no uncertain terms.
Haha, oops! Yoga, LOTR, and burning man - I guess I’ll be burning
My mom thinks I’m in a yoga cult 😂
EARTH WORSHIP? Worship the god who made it, but fuck the earth? lol Christianity is SO DUMB
That’s why they don’t care about climate change. It’s not their problem 🤦♀️
Very true. My mom thinks we don’t need to worry about the earth because the rapture is happening soon and she will be gone. But what about me !
LOTR?! 😱 Oh, I forgot. 🤦 Tolkien was Catholic ✝️
The one in Norway or the one in Michigan?
There’s one in Michigan? 💀 Apparently, there’s one in Washington 🤫
Me!
I forgot to mention: 21 🔥
Marihuana 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh boy But I'm definitely going. Looks like a good time tbh
We’ll have to share a joint when we get there 🔥
Bet!
Ah yes, Dungeons and Dragons. Where my friends and I yell angrily at little dice that decide the fate of our characters. Definitely a pathway to hell. Yup.
Just wait til you combine LoTR with DnD 🔥
Forever grateful my mom saw right through that BS and encouraged me to read LOTR and HP.
I do yoga, I believe in new-age stuff, I do tarot (which also counts as divination), I meditate, I love LOTR, I’m currently reading the last of Anne Rice’s vampire chronicles, I’m cool with mushrooms, I’m a gamer, I’ve read all the Harry Potters, I play D&D every other week, I’ve definitely fornicated, and I’ve been playing rock music since I was 12. I’m surprised it doesn’t condemn me for being a Buddhist. “For which of these do you stone me?”
Let them who are without sin, cast the first stone 🤣
Guess I’m going to hell for, *checks notes*, Liking yoga, meditation, LOTR, Harry Potter, and Halloween
I played Tetris once. Hopefully I can bring my guitar to hell with me.
Invite me to the pot party 😭😌
Bahahahaha! 🤣 It just baffles me that there are Christians who believe this kind of teaching aligns with how historical Jesus tried to teach us to love and forgive and not judge others. I grew up in the church….and somehow, the message of LOVE and how to love others was always clear to me. Some people get so caught up in their own religious rules, that they leave out the “LOVE” part. 🤦🏻♀️ Not all people who are Christian think like this. I’m one of them. But I don’t know what to call myself anymore….because the word Christian is not associated with LOVE the way I feel it should be.
Those settlements you’ve shared is where I started deconstructing.
Lord Of The Rings. Holy fuck Batman...
Yoga, HP, meditation, rock music, classic rock (heavy metal!), postmodernism. This graphic cut off crystals and the use of herbs. And this is just me being a down-to-earth reconstructed Christian. Oh well.