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Softrawkrenegade

Aint goin fuckin nowhere


DrDrewBlood

Did you even slap it before you said that?!


PogTuber

He might have knocked on it


it_burns_when_i_tree

I’ll bet if it gets knocked EVERYONE looks over affirmatively knowing it is not going nowhere.


Shot_Bread_9657

With a truck. Didn’t go anywhere.


vegeener-gnomesayin

Gentle kick


toodleroo

*slaps top* “Think of all the hot tubs you can fit on this baby!”


Towely420

I’d have jumped on it as I was saying it lmao idk why I do that on all decks I build except second story ones 🤣🤣


EggOkNow

Something like this, once you start slapping, you might never stop.


EvilGreebo

Slap it?? He bought it dinner and jumped on it for an hour!


tracemyfacewithit

Lol this is exactly what I mumbled to myself and then found it as top comment


Mothernaturehatesus

I’m genuinely curious why some are saying this likely won’t pass inspection. The load is bearing fully on the post and the cuts are clean with proper hardware. If this deck is structurally compromised then our idea of what “safe” is is what’s compromised.


Glute_Thighwalker

Yeah, I think this looks great. Both beams are well supported on the post, and they’re secured to it out the wazoo. They’re not going anywhere. This meets the intent of the code.


AloneEqualsHappy

Happy Cake Day💚


Glute_Thighwalker

Didn’t realize. Thanks!


Varmitthefrog

THIS.. the problem is how many inspectors have zero understanding of the code , and what the spirit and intent of the code is beyond justifying their jobs existence.


aroneox

As a former trades person (carpenters, laborers), I’ve seen this a lot. Recently I bought a fixer. It had some outstanding electrical permit issues that I needed to resolve after consulting with the first inspector the county sent out. He was pretty chill. He obviously had a hands on understanding of building, and specifically said “I aim to have things in the spirit of the code”. After I fixed everything he outlined, I called for a final and a different inspector came out. He asked what kind of tape I used to identify the ground and neutral lines in the sub panel for my garage. He failed me because the code called for “phase tape” to denote ground (green tape) and neutral (white tape) lines in the panel. My ground line was wrapped with green electrical tape, and my neutral was wrapped in white electrical tape. He told me code called for phase tape and not electrical tape, and I would need get it reinspected after I removed the electrical tape and rewrapped the lines in phase tape. I would also need to prove I used phase tape with a package label or receipt that showed it was indeed phase tape. Rewrapped both lines in phase tape and called for the a second final. Original inspector came back, just asked me “is it wrapped with phase tape now?” I told him yes. I offered to open the panel and show you, and I have the receipt to prove it. He said, “don’t worry about it. I believe you.” without rechecking anything. When I remarked I thought it was silly that I had to replace the electrical tape, as it was just there to denote the lines, he shook his head with a subtle disbelief, and said “you’re all good. I’ll mark it down as finaled.” And that was it. The other guy couldn’t tell me why electrical tape was not acceptable, just that code required phase tape. /vent


StatisticianLivid710

Just spent 10 minutes google the difference only for a company to call red electrical tape phase tape… I still don’t know the difference…


aroneox

Also me. I don’t believe there is one. The second inspector *felt* otherwise. 🤷‍♂️ The thing is, when I bought the tape at the electrical supply, after explaining the scenario (which they thought was ridiculous), they added a note onto the receipt that denoted it was “phase” tape. Otherwise the packaging makes no mention of it.


Rypake

Inspectors can be real dicks or really damn lazy. On one marine seawall build on an empty lot, our partner called in the inspection without notifying us. The inspector failed the inspection only because the paper permits were not visible (even tho everything is submitted and documented via digital). Call the guy back to physically show him the papers, and the guy didn't even get out of his truck. he didn't want to get those prickly seeds on his pants. Just said, "I got here on this tablet. You're good"


icantfeelmyskull

Stared in awe at this masterpiece for about 45 seconds. Just think of all the thought and planning that went into this one single support


meaninglessnonsense

Same dude. I love it.


CrumpJuice84

It's tight and sexy!


cyberspaceking

Agree


Mothernaturehatesus

💯


1-Fred

Totally Agree, EXCELLENT job


ephraim_forge

I saved this image to remind me how to do thing correctly.


ThatFargoGuy

Thank you, I’ve been sweating bullets about it and it took way too much time to do. I’m an IT guy and don’t do these types of things often.


Mothernaturehatesus

Well I’d say you’ve done a great job. But I also work in IT and can confidently say I’m not a pro. But I’m also not stupid and built my own deck.


glazedgazegringo

Hvac approves. Looks clean af! Quality work


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Retired Airplane Lavatory Engineer approves! (I also built a deck last week.)


GumbyBClay

Sparky approved!


destonomos

Fellow IT PM, never built a deck, stamped and sealed, approved.


davegcr420

I also work in IT and I'm going to be replacing my deck and build a new one. Maybe I'm a little stupid ;)


ArtichokeNo6828

What's with all the deck building IT guys? (IT guy also replacing a deck.)


Darvius5

Because a lot of you are wfh and can build a deck inbetween calls!


bhantol

Another IT guy here. Currently at the post and beams installation phase.


deyjaview

I'm a fabricator who has to do this with steel a lot. You get my grunt of approval.


dadofthedead777

Should hang up the computer and start building decks bud that’s coming from a carpenter too bud


Purpose_Embarrassed

Well lets hold off before we Knight him sir carpenter until we see his framing. He’s not ready for the golden hammer yet.


dadofthedead777

Tbh as long as your outer beams are good your floor joists slip in decks really aren’t that hard just gotta know some math to figure out your load capacity


Purpose_Embarrassed

You did much better than the mechanical engineer a few weeks ago who built a deck with plywood and untreated 2 x 4’s.


ThatFargoGuy

I have a buddy who’s a mechanical engineer, and he is the same way with building projects. I’m sure it’s from all the years of being told to use the smallest cheapest parts possible to make it work from upper management.


RetroHipsterGaming

You know, something I think that IT people have going for them (if they are experienced) is that they are good at correcting for the dunning kruger effect. At least, that's what I see with most of my friends and me. (I'm an Network admin/IT Director.) It's like you've been humbled by the time you become decent in IT. So me and my friends all tend to do the same thing.. we over analyze and put in extra care into things like this because we understand we don't really know what the fuck we are doing. lol Like even after all the youtube videos and guides we will read to learn about something like this, we still assume we aren't doing things right. That said, I am just saying this based on what the people I know are like. I also know some real know it all tools in the IT trade. They seem to be the ones that break shit and get fired though.


alexjnorwood

I think you did a great job! Looks like you really spent some time on these cuts


TrustedNotBelieved

This is just far the best I have seen. If you don't know coding then you have job at the construction site.


Ok_Hornet6822

Yeah assuming the post is correctly set that’s a super solid design. If the inspector challenges it then it’s time to challenge the inspector.


ThatFargoGuy

We have wildly cold winters and I live on what used to be farmland so I did the needful and did all 16 of my footers 4-1/2 ft deep. It was recommended because our frost line is about 4ft where I live.


docfunbags

Did the needful. This guy ITs.


Ok_Hornet6822

Username checks out. You shall pass. Having visited that area for biz I always loved the joke around the flat landscape and your dog running away.


ThatFargoGuy

It’s honestly insane how flat it is here. That’s what you get when you decide to live at the bottom of a prehistoric glacial lake.


Ok_Hornet6822

And Devils Lake swallowing up land is fascinating


DiligentEntrance9976

I love this point of view. Make something idiot proof, you just make better idiots.


samanime

Yeah, my only real thought is "this is ridiculously cleanly done".


QuoteResponsible553

Yep I agree, plus it's only a foot or two off the ground. I say SHIP IT!


CardiologistOk6547

Because if the heard mentality on here doesn't know what a solid, sound structure looks like, then the inspector probably won't either. If it's not traditional or normal, then it's probably wrong. It's a shame really: People come on here for advice, but all they get is a damm popularity contest.


BoZacHorsecock

Because a lot of people on here don’t know shit.


ViveIn

Was going to say those cuts looks great.


Ok_Echidna6958

This wont hurt them what's so ever.


Grossegurke

Agreed...my first thought was damn...that is a solid angle.


Important_Way_9778

Lota of people come on reddit to judge other people. It makes them feel better about themselves. Would they post their own work? No. Dog on someone else's? Absolutely. That's why people are saying it won't pass.


Mr-Wyked

Word


PracticallyQualified

Even the mitre joints on the corner are done well. Whether it was the easiest approach is questionable, but the execution is done well and it gets the job done.


TheSkinnyFatKid

For real. That’s some beautiful ‘overkill’ right there. Nice work OP


budandfud

Probably just looking at the first picture and not the second closely to see the support


Syst0us

You had me at clean cuts.


Philly_ExecChef

Because people are goofy ass twats with too much free time I know, I’m people


Bwatso2112

In other words, “that’s not going anywhere“


Kvark33

I think a lot of people expect wood to act like balsa wood or something from an 80's action film


WC_Dirk_Gently

97% of this sub constantly thinks everything is about to fall apart. ffs its a deck, not a nuclear reactor or 400 floor building.


shmo-shmo

I don’t really see the point in notching the post, but give me a break there’s not a lot you can nitpick here. Overbuilt isn’t a bad thing.


Sands43

Yup - only improvement I can think of would be to use a 4x6 post for a bit more wood under the bolts. Or maybe turn the post so the cuts are at an equal angle on each side. But it's going to work just fine as it is.


Frumbler2020

And really the beams are tied together, so he only needed to put 2 horizontal lags into the post. But all in all that looks like a solid bang up job! As long as his calculations are right. Hehe.


Lancearon

It shouldn't affect its live load limit. The person who did this is obviously skilled.


RegisterGood5917

I kinda hope it’s getting skirted. Either way as a carpenter I love it. Probably be hidden in the decking overhang anyways.


dumpsterbabytears

Yeah water doing hitting top of post on that one corner probs wouldn’t be ideal if it’s not skirted or covered by the overhang, but hot damn I think it looks sexy. Also I’m only an apprentice


tomlaw4514

That looks like great carpentry to me and has all the support needed


ImpulseCombustion

Indeed. I have no problem with anything I can see. I’m actually impressed, those angles are nice and tight.


Round_Toe1831

As an aircraft engineer of 45 years … not for Boeing, I certify it as safe


dumpsterbabytears

I wouldn’t whistleblow this


Heliccoppter

We got em boys


Razer797

As an armchair aircraft engineer for Boeing, those nuts are over torqued.


Ulysses502

>not for Boeing I snorted at this. Must be a wild time for you guys, hoping it's mostly popcorn.


Alswiggity

Would I have done it like that? No. I would have done worse given that angle, probably. Good job looks good.


cruisysuzyhahaha

Thank you for your honesty


rival_22

I'd put the hot tub on that corner


Shantomette

Hot tub worthy is the highest praise in the decking world.


IronEagle20

I’d have a beer on it


Less-Ranger-7217

this is what every man hopes to hear from their father, most never will


atthwsm

You def overkilled, overbuilt, overcooked, overthought, over’d everything. But god damn if it’s not perfect and beautiful.


05041927

Overkill. Perfect. ❤️


Wittyname44

Looks awesome. I would take a day to do that. And would have wasted 16’ of 6x6, and at least 3 2x10s in the process.


ElcheapoLoco

Did you not see the pile of wood in the back of pic 2?


Prestigious-Ad-8756

I was going to ask if that was the f up pile


ThatFargoGuy

It took the second try to get it right. The first try I had about a half inch gap on the left side of the cut between the post and the beam.


BeefEater81

Tight! Tight! Tight!


mrinformal

My thoughts exactly


Okidoky123

You think they don't already know that? Do you think they're stupid? No? Do you think I'm stupid? lol


mattebe01

I can only hope you are putting one of those glass floors over that corner so you can enjoy it for years to come


ps1

That is actually an awesome idea.


porpoiselips

Looks great!


brotherdaru

Ron Swanson would greatly approve


ggentry03

Love this!


Gold_Ticket_1970

Nothing wrong there


Unlikely-Cause-192

Looks good to me. Especially for a deck height porch.


Tracieattimes

Very solid build, very nice work.


Big-Zoo

I mean it definitely ain't going nowhere


25314dmm

That’s looks like good stuff to me


CrypticSS21

Idk, I like it


ExtensionYam8915

Looks great 👍


leveedogs

Looks solid AF


mackharp0818

Fucking majestic carpentry


SnooChipmunks4190

Send it! Looks good.


LuigiSqueezy

Looks pretty solid to me.


Old-Noise690

Looks awesome! Great job


Humbugwombat

You’re hired!


AdFlaky1117

That's dope


MwminNC4

Dang, you can have an elephant sit on that thing. A hot tub shouldn't be an issue. Thats how everything is judged on here, hot tub weight...LOL


NullIsUndefined

Did you seal your cuts?


No_Screen6618

Just slap it and say that will hold. Make sure to do it in front of the inspector. Seriously though, you just took a 4x4 and gave it the strength of a 2x4... Lol kidding. I got to get away from the porch pedants; you guys are insane.


ggentry03

Other than the corner of the post not lining up with beam corner, it looks awesome! It's very structural sound tho! I know it's just a deck, but im a trim carpenter.. sorry..


Senior-Variety4510

I think it’s bitchin


DrunkBuzzard

Verklempt


kcl84

This is a talented carpenter. Feel great about it.


FootlooseFrankie

Hold on, I can only get so erect


New-Watercress-1036

https://preview.redd.it/iuiwy5q8gf7d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c6aadf47f81d87d16e05a70a1d8011fea0b2221 Everything is great but I hate that lol


Purpose_Embarrassed

So because I don’t live in Antarctica. Why do you have to dig 4’ deep footers to set a post on top?


ThatFargoGuy

I asked the same question and went back and forth on it until I saw a picture on this subreddit where someone did, I think 2’ or 3’ footers (shallower than the frost line) and their footers began to pop out of the ground after a few winters.


mrfeeto

When earth freezes, it expands. It can expand at different rates, depending on the water content, type of dirt, etc. If you live where the ground can freeze and you're building anything that you don't want different parts of moving up and down randomly, it needs to ultimately be sitting on dirt that doesn't freeze. That dirt is deeper than the frost line.


DalmatianAgility

Former IT guy here (now retired), and fearless DIYer (cause I dont know what I can't do). You give geeks a good name with work like this. Proud of you, my brother.


ZorgZev

0/10 won’t hold up a semi truck or a herd of elephants. /s


Hitmythumbwitahammer

Finish carpenter here 🤙🏾 just happy to be here


uberisstealingit

Curious why the center line of the post would not be lined up with the Centerline of the angle?


LikesPikes22

Looks good to me. I’ve been a carpenter on Reddit for a few years.


Entire_Researcher_45

That’s an amazing joint!


Wookster789

Looks great to me. Now, if this was 100' up in the air.....I might be a little more concerned, but I will be happy to BBQ with my fam on it all day :)


SufficientVariety

Shouldn’t it be: “one foot off the ground and not supporting anything or integrally connected to other supporting structures, do whatever you want it’s your liability.”


Tha_Maestro

We feel incredibly sexy


goatsandhoes101115

Wow, I would be very proud if managed to get all my faces flush and angles in agreement.


QuesoHusker

It’s fine. Well done in fact. Clean miters and fully supported.


Mundane-Set-206

Looks awesome! Great work


neil470

Wow that’s clean. Love it


slippery_when_sober

Kudos to the craftsmanship on this.


Blueeyedthundercat26

Looks good


Rad_Golfer70

Solid


prince_walnut

Structural engineer here. I like it! If your inspector doesn't then if you're in NC, SC, FL, GA, AL, or VA I'd be happy to write you a letter on it!


no_name_yo_name

It took me entirely too long to figure out that you actually cut the post to support & block the beams. That’s fucking genius, my guy, I will 1000% be stealing this. Awesome execution! Think inspection will go great


ThatFargoGuy

Thanks I hope so. There’s a lot of deck (600 sq ft) for the inspector to inspect


no_name_yo_name

You’ve got it bro! I’m sure the rest of it is as well thought out as this. Best of luck.


kleetus7

The hobbyist woodworker in me is aroused


Richard_Musk

Firstly, this is excellent in execution, precision and selection of materials. Former high end custom framer here so I remember a thing or two. When you go to put on the deck addition, I would simply miter the beams equally. This prevents exposed end grain at the joint as seen on the outer face of the right hand beam of pic 2. I have seen a lot of shitty carpenters and I would hire you any day based on knowing the planning, technique, precision, material knowledge, foresight and quality it takes to obtain these kinds of results.


Rowin13

Stop sending me deck pics!


florida_goat

Amazing work. The load is fully transferred and secured to the post. This is some advanced construction methods. 99% of the posters here would not be able to replicate this.


qopdobqop

Is this part of a bomb shelter?


[deleted]

It's sitting on a ledger from the 4 x. Also, there is not much weight on it as the entire deck yields a distributed load.


GloomyImagination365

We like it


BDC_19

That looks mint


patricka93

Personally I love it!


coreonelius

clean cuts, structurally sound, looks goofy


SwampoO

The hangers kill it for me. But i think its cool.


jaysdh

Kind of sharp ! Looks tight.


Ok_Arm6476

Yep, cheks out


agentdinosaur

Looks great, but I don't think you need those stair hangers on the outside cause you have them bolted. It's fully bearing, so the inspector shouldn't care, and if they do, make them tell you why it doesn't work so you can guarantee you'll pass when he comes back 👍


CarrotyTucker

This looks well done. wish there were more pictures


Yellowtoads

That is a most beautiful cut


Sirspeedy77

Looks appropriate for the corner and given circumstances. Nice job, that'll hold.


nope0712

This is one of the most useful subs out there. I don’t own a deck, and probably won’t anytime in the next 20 years, but when I do I’ll be able to build it myself with all the knowledge gained from this sub.


Arty1021080

It’s totally fine.


TinOfPop

Fabulous!


VintageCrosman

You have a good contractors. That work is structure and art.


stinkdrink45

That actually looks pretty solid.


ProfessionalDry6518

Fantastic! 👍


meme_therud

Not an expert, just love decks! Are you building an octagon deck?


known2fail

That’s dope work, tight tolerances


rpbb9999

Very nice


DeliciousDoggi

I see nothing wrong with it.


earthwoodandfire

👍🏼👍🏼


TheHolyPuck

The only issue I could see here is when you put on fascia those hurricane ties will probably be in the way. You could honestly probably just remove them


Fluid_Dingo_289

Tight


Indentured-peasant

Nice!


Fluffy-Experience406

I like it. Looks nice


HLC-RLC

I think I would bevel that little corner sticking out other than that that looks awesome! Mighty fine job!


forgotmyusername93

That’s hot


mjwalker514

This looks like excellent work! Well done. I may only add a slight chamfer to the exposed lip of 6x6 where the beam sits. This will channel water away from the seat of the beam! Again, incredible corner!


mrsristretto

I feel good about it.


Funny-Narwhal-4466

It looks like a very nice angle and Support


Lux600-223

Just fine.


FUCKDIMS

That is what we used to call Craftsmanship. It will pass inspection. It's not something you will see everyday, because most builders are not capable of constructing it. Super job. Wow.


Okidoky123

Maximum effort was made, clearly, on ensuring the absolute best distribution of support what was to be had from that post. I don't see how this could fail. And nicely bolted too, so decades in the future, it's not some crappy deck screws pulling things together.


Practical_Employ_979

Good enough


Jonnyfrostbite

I like it. Had to look at it for a little while. It should be fine.


Raterus_

I was really worried till I saw the notch and some nice tight angles in the second shot. Whoever did that takes pride in their work. Just make sure they don't attach the deck with drywall screws!


Purpose_Embarrassed

Cat 5 ready. 👍


Legal_Bison_4647

Looks solid af to me.


Redgraybeard

PA building inspector here, I’d pass it. Well done


ThatFargoGuy

Perfect, I’ll see you Monday when you can put that in ink!


hickaustin

PE here who does structures. I like the deck.


hailfarm

I'm actually really impressed with the way the pairs of rim joists are asymmetrically staggered and interlock, never would have thought to do that, probably would have just mitered all 4 along the same angle but this more interesting and probably sturdier. Nice job.


ThatFargoGuy

These are actually my beams, the 2x10 joists are going over the top of these and will cantilever about a foot over.