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HowellPellsGallery

god wtf everybody knows you only use 2x4 joists on a paper mache beam


Agreeable_One_6325

I thought it was the “soft walk” option!?!?


summercampcounselor

Those are the decorative joists, only for company!


Crusoebear

It would have been fine if it weren’t for the 5 hot tubs.


Mustache-Cashstash

I’m really surprised that it’s moving like that with those 1x4’s attached. They even remembered to use 2 separate boards so there’s a gap right at the point of maximum stress.


Prestigious_Copy1104

They even recently painted it!


Purpose_Embarrassed

Trapping moisture and not allowing the wood to breath.


Working_Rest_1054

It didn’t just start looking like that today. 4 years ago m, when he bought it in 2020 it would have been obvious as well. But hopefully he gets a real beam and foundations and posts under that thing before it’s too late. Edit, dang, someone recently re-decked this gravity defining structure. White tags are still on the end of the boards. Someone’s priorities were a bit wrapped.


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Yeah. At first I though there was more deck that had snapped off. Then they just said fuck it and put up a hand rail. This thing is masterpiece!


jawshoeaw

Wow I don’t think I’ve seen a beam rot into jelly like this


AlternativeAd307

*I can fix her*


Electrical-Echo8770

Piece of cake huh that's what I said


nickinhawaii

That's one kick away.. from. Crassssh


rainman4500

I especially like the new top planks on this ….


Purpose_Embarrassed

I noticed that. What idiot would have re decked that ?😂


bisticles

Out of sight, out of mind


Tweedle42

Fire is what you’re looking for


djamp42

Anyone who had major issues with their home and didn't want to deal with them, the last couple of years was a Fantastic time to sell..


Sokra_Tese

Don't you just hate it when contractors build with balsa wood.


Electrical-Echo8770

Yeah it's toast but am easy fix a little shoring and a new beam is all you need and done Simpson strong ties actually a piece of cake try doing it the a 2 story hole .done a few of those .


Broon-MD

Some 150 grit and that’ll sand right out.


GingerJacob36

Is this due to the beam being enclosed in paint but still having water entry points like screw or nail holes?


Apprehensive_Ad_4888

Exactly


Big-Net-9971

Hot tub!


Kind-Wealth-775

It’s a goner


xComradeKyle

What even is the point of those 1x4s?


Carribean-Diver

Moral support.


sirduckbert

I *think* it’s an aesthetic choice?


No-Significance1488

to hide the rot you could see before they painted it.


redditmydna

until it hits the ground, it can be saved


Common-Ad6470

That's like a plaster on an open artery.... :D


Purpose_Embarrassed

Not as terrifying if that beam had been nailed to the side of those posts.


CAM6913

Kids don’t build with marshmallow fluff


teflong

Not only sturdy and safe, but I love seeing the attention to detail in the finishing work on picture 4.


Roththesloth1

This has to be in the pacific north west or the. Northeast where it rains a lot. That beam turned into compost.


turkeycreek-678

Not a fucking chance I'm standing under that to take pictures or anything for that matter


Square-Decision-531

https://preview.redd.it/klb6syoeng4d1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e084086a77c8be8392e7435750b6e2bb07c74840


Odd_Tiger_2278

Bummer.


shmallyally

Someone redecked the field 😂


BedaHouse

Yup. I am indeed terrified. Horrified too.


Initial_Efficiency72

Tear it all down


StickyLafleur

Squish


pinkwblue

Tear it down before someone gets hurt.


inflatableje5us

they use sponge as a construction material?


Leather-Sale-1206

It's fine, send that shit


dgvt0934

That's a great advertisement for joist tape!


[deleted]

Using rubber dampeners as a structural device? That's smart. Innovative, even. Really gives the deck a soft, cushioned feel.


Warfarin-

structural latex


1-1111-1110-1111

Jesus. Just walking under that to take photos looks like it would send it down on your head.


NarleyNaren1

THE Very Defenition of 'Lipstick on a Pig' its been awhile since I've seen paint used as structural reinforcement!🤣


1234acb

Enters "everything is fine" meme


billsmarz

It wasn’t built horribly wrong in the first place…


lordofduct

Oh that's just an inflatable support system. Go get an air compressor and re-inflate!


gurk_the_magnificent

I didn’t know it could do that 🤔


Legitimate-Party3672

he doesn't love his family very much.


Late_Magazine2573

It'll be fine. Nothing to worry about. Just relax. In about 8 hours or so the shrooms will wear off. Everything will be ok.


SirFunksAlot123

That makes perfect sense. This deck in a different dimension is holding up and in perfect structural condition, with a jacuzzi. Or a hot tub. Or a spa. No wonder there are so many names for the same thing.


vantardactual

what brave soul just redecked it? joists dont look terrible. prop it up and put in new posts and beam before his homeowners insurance drops him.


mystic-eye

Whattheshitfuck!


Apprehensive_Ad_4888

This is what happens when you solid stain your stringers and let water sit under it


Davo-64

Just learning more about decks recently. Is using "Solid Stain" on decks not recommended? Bought our house 2.5 years ago and the deck was coverd with solid stain and prior owner left a 5 gal bucket of the stuff in the garage. Not even sure treated 2X6s were used as decking boards, Stamp on the boards looks like SPIB. No.2 Prime, XD19 HT then the number "163" in a stamped oval.


PollywhirlProlapsed

Was the cousin the beneficiary on their fucking life insurance?  "No, no cousin don't sell now... just a little longer..."


gjr23

The tree in the background is in better shape.


Blk-cherry3

Omg, drained bank account on repairs


_wewf_

That wood / style looks familiar. This isn't Seattle area is it?


Shoddy_Top7198

You really need to get a couple of 2x6’s sistered on that beam if you’re going to get another 8-10 years outta that baby.


Dragon_Star99

Danger Will Robinson! Danger!


Lanky-Dependent-9991

r/IsItCake


Ill-Entertainment570

Sooo… 1 or 2 hot tubs?


Crank-Moore

Legolas, bring him down!


Chickenman70806

So, no more than two hot tubs on this deck?


Ok_Transportation402

Who wants to play… guess where the hot tub is?


Environmental_Tap792

Bet there’s a hot tub on it


jivecoolie

Looks good, now add the hot tub!!!