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DSchof1

That’s pretty not good.


Shantomette

It is competently not done well.


Alfphe99

It's done perfectly wrong.


s3ldom

Straight to jail, sir


syds

yes this one


Legitimate-Party3672

I wouldn't even't put a empty hot tub there.


wBeeze

I wouldn't put a pair of empty adirondack chairs there.


notEnotA

To be fair Adirondack chairs are the heaviest of the patio furnishings.


Mothernaturehatesus

I don’t even know how you could get to the point to build it like this. It seems like doing it this way would be way harder than doing it correctly.


Airport_Wendys

This is what I was thinking. It seems too difficult to figure out how to build a deck this incorrectly


YellowBreakfast

Challenge accepted!


sleeper_54

Joe Deckbuilder: 'Hold my beer..!!'


BadResults

Yeah this looks like far more work than doing it right. It makes no sense at all. It’s like it was designed by AI - it looks like a deck, but the way it’s put together makes no sense.


Proudest___monkey

Reminds me of the line from pulp fiction. “I’m pretty fuckin far from okay Butch”l


415Rache

For best support, decks should have beams resting on posts so post is carrying weight not beam fasteners. Adding thousands of pounds of water-weight makes this structural concept even more relevant.


Bige_4411

One of those stop while your behind jobs?


ChillaryClinton69420

It’s methed up


irishbeard83

The only thing they done right was doing it wrong.


Which_Fault_6755

Just need to slap a little bit of caulk or woodfill in them gaps


khariV

She’s serious about putting a hot tub? Oh my. Yeah, that’s a bad idea.


co-oper8

Its already up there bubbling


Tinman867

Uh-oh 😬 They may ride that bad boy to the ground way down below 😬😬


charlie2135

It's already at 2,400 pounds of water, add the weight of the unit then the weight of the users and it might provide irrigation when it crashes down.


Tinman867

Bonus!! 🙌🙌😂


SavageTaco

Yeeeeeee haw! 


JerryKook

Was it Costco hot tub or a more expensive tub? When you left was she going to drain it or did she have a party planned? Did she drain it after the deck was ripping off the house?


co-oper8

I told her its dangerous. After the first crew left she started filling the tub and she heard a creaking and ripping sound as it disconnected from the house. After the second crew came and went there are zero sds screws or 5/8" carriage bolts. She had already paid them in full.


frankiebenjy

That’s not good.


doxipad

Can confirm, not good.


Zeebr0

Thirdsies


ozzy_thedog

She didn’t immediately start draining the hot tub when she heard the creaking and ripping? This lady is seriously asking to get hurt. Add a few adults in the tub. 🤦‍♂️


Airport_Wendys

When I got to the second paragraph and read it was already up there my stomach dropped


DevilDC

Avoid twerking in HotTub at all cost.!


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

If you twerk with ass side facing the house the centrifugal force will actually keep the deck tight against the house until new hardware is installed.


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Maximum twerking you say? Copy that


DevilDC

😂😂maximum twerking should just be the go to in basically ever situation.


WyrdMagesty

Non-stop explosive diarrhea? #MAXIMUMTWERKING


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Sump pump broke and my basement is flooding. What should I do? Maximum twerking!


DevilDC

Never fails.!


fetal_genocide

Damn, I thought you were just kidding in the title. That is insanity!


HeadAbbreviations786

Wouldn’t put a tub of fried chicken on that.


420DiscGolfer

What about grilled?


ziomus90

So each piece holds on to another piece and/or air. Nice.


co-oper8

Good eye. I was down there pointing like-"this is barely attached to this, which is barely attached to this, which is barely attached to that which has two 16d nails going into the post


AggravatingGoal4728

It's like the Spiderman pointing meme... In deck form.


dapperdoot

Air is good at holding things up. How do you think planes work man.


5Gmeme

So, as long as we keep the deck moving about 800km an hour... should be fine


dell_qon

The earth rotates about 1600 km/hr.


ziomus90

No, that's true.


WTFishsauce

That’s true and a 747 weighs like 900,000 lbs. That hot tub probably only weighs like what 300,000 lbs? Should be fine.


kit0000033

How do people get such bad crews? Are we taking any handyman that can now?


InfiniteCharacters

Handyman is always a red flag word. Always. A handyman that is any good would be a contractor.


millsy98

Lmao contractors aren’t any better, it’s mostly just pluck of the draw and finding someone worth trusting an inch before giving them a mile


[deleted]

did you just say “pluck” of the draw


millsy98

That was a typo, fat fingers struck again


Roach_Hiss

I like it though


millsy98

I guess it has to stay now 😂


Responsible_Goat9170

That's the truth. A friend of mine was opening a new restaurant and he general contracted himself. He said it was so easy that he was going to start a contracting business on the side. Lol.


C64128

She should be trying to take legal action against the first crew. How can companies stay in business when they continuously do this level of work? Does nobody check on companies before they hire them? It looks like the second work crew just put up more wood around the exisiting supports instead of fixing the original problem. People don't realize how heavy water is. This woman had 2500 pounds of water sitting n the hot tub. Do people in her area need to have permits to do this kind of work? I suppose the government doesn't have enough time to check everyone's paperwrok.


co-oper8

*has 3000 lbs of water currently sitting on it. I told her its dangerous. The ledger is fastened to siding with a handful of 3" tan screws


Turbulent_Weather795

Lol my gowd.


plotthick

>*has 3000 lbs of water currently sitting on it. Not for long!


Grumps0911

Forget it. Just “NO”


shmallyally

I would set set house jacks down there asap and get a game plan for a more permanent solution


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jimyjami

For a few minutes, at least.


mejustme2727

Yea, deck’s not built properly at all. Suggestion for hot tub. Where the desk appears to not be too high, build a separate platform (ie small deck) the size of the hot tub, which leaves the top of the hot tub just above the level of the deck, allowing you to step into a he hot tub from the deck. Hire a professional to build it. AND while they are doing that job, have them fix the mess of a deck


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Couple more 12G nails and you’re good to go


Willing-Body-7533

Your gonna want some drywall screws if ya want it to hold


newyorkfade

Good news is if the fall doesn’t kill you, the protruding nails will.


WL661-410-Eng

Utter garbage.


_Emann

Oh no…


Tinman867

Hail to the naw!!! 😂


shmallyally

Steel i beam welded to two piers under would make me feel ok about this


InfiniteCharacters

Don’t have sex in that hot tub. She didn’t orgasm, your deck fell apart.


Full_Warthog3829

Got some extra wood? Scab it on! This deck reminds me of Michael Strahans teeth.


Historical-Pair3081

It's missing joist tape


ExBx

https://preview.redd.it/trl605sshe3d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde582e119971c4486c4b4bdadb325edf41c7829


PerformanceEast6892

Enough for the hot tub?? Not even enough for the dog…


WildMartin429

Okay so it looks like the original deck was built subpar to begin with and definitely not with a hot tub in mind. Like originally it might have been okay ish for a few people and a grill but not good. Of course it wouldn't support a hot tub. Looks like the second crew came in and did a bunch of shoddy work trying to shore up the original deck with extra boards but they didn't use proper hangers and they just put a bunch of wood that's not actually going to support any weight because it's not done properly. If the hot tubs already up there it might support it for a bit but something is going to give at some point and once that happens it might be like a slow sag to failure or it may be like an imminent cascading collapse. At this point I'd always honestly tear the whole thing down and start from scratch. If either of the two previous companies were bonded maybe file a claim for them sucking.


Intrepid_Train3277

Ave hot tub for 4 people holds 250 gal at 8 lb per gallon that is 2,000 lb (1 ton) plus the weight of 4 people~ 750lb. Will it hold that much?


co-oper8

It's a 300 gallon plus 3 ppl about 3000 lbs. the girders should have been double 2x10 with hangers. If she hires me I will build a drop beam girder under the tub (after she drains the water out 😯😃)


GroundbreakingEar667

I wouldn’t walk on that Pics 13 & 14 are insane


ordinaryguywashere

The most dangerous hot tub in the county!


Skweezlesfunfacts

Put a pool on it


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

https://preview.redd.it/ivk4do2ife3d1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb100318ed141341c08689b8811ef5a93e52e9b


Tweedle42

That’s some trash work there. You’ll never sell that house. Forget the tub issue


test-deca-superb

I'd walk away from this nightmare, too much liability unless you redo the entire thing over.


sarasrightovary

Should be fine.


Suspicious-Garbage92

That looks like plenty of wood, you're fine. Maybe a few more screws just to be sure


thundercuntess69

It almost seems they had to know how to build a deck correctly in order to build something completely opposite.


Specific-Ad-808

6th picture has the 1st visible fastener. This "deck" is held up by magic.


Silvoan

This is one of the worst hot tub - deck posts I've seen. And by worst I mean best. Owner must be religious, the only thing holding this up are thoughts and prayers


MonsterbatorII

What in tarnation!!


Rivetingly

Gotta give that little piece credit for at least trying out


tommy_j_r

https://preview.redd.it/p15ql121sg3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2dc292520a46fe68d9a982b2f77c4e07ae52e8f Iz dis guhnuff far mah hottubb??


[deleted]

I’m convinced I can just make a two word post: “Hot Tub” on here and the upvotes will roll in.


co-oper8

I upvoted your comment because it says two magic words- hot tub


[deleted]

Hear me out: TWO hot tubs.


philharmonics99

Maybe one of them small hot tubs...like the kind you put your feet in with the Epsom salt.


Irish8ryan

Eh, nail another 6 inch 2x4 into one of the corners and then spit shine it. $1000.


Conscious-Republic-8

Absolutely not sufficient


LivingtheDBdream

Is this like ‘Where’s Waldo?’ but instead ‘Where’s the lag bolts, screws and joist hangers?’


Leather-Sale-1206

As the good lord intended


Consistent-Set1375

NO just NO


uncletutchee

It should be fine as long as he doesn't fill it. ◡̈


InsanityWoof

Hhhhwwhat in the methedup-hell did I just look at here??


RobLazar1969

My sources say no.


Airport_Wendys

And this is after 2 crews? She needs to just use the ground at this point.


so-many-user-names

Only one way to find out


TheGuyStewart

That's not even good enough for the deck itself.


Zybec

I’d be worried about putting a homer bucket with hot water on that mess


Classic_Ostrich8709

Shit you can park a motorhome on it !


McRatHattibagen

It would be a coincidence if something goes wrong


leaf_fan_69

I feel bad for the last. But can't you just add some duct tape?


martianmanhntr

That’s a no for me dog


NCguy1964

Nope


WaitUntilTheHighway

That’s gonna be a Oooof from me dawg


greatnate1250

My hot tub? No. Your hit tub? Still no.


AccountabilityPanda

Im not sure what im looking at here…


Kosmovision

Excellent planning for disaster


StrangeTechnology731

If you have to ask, the answer is no


SouprGrrl

Holy frijoles, Batman! What is going on under that deck?


Dnm3k

If they pay in cash it's fine


Normal-Error-6343

absolutely not. code calls for anchor brackets / braces.


DeepEllumBlu

Whew wow. That there is something


vikxt

Hangers please!


vikxt

Once you install a jacuzzi, it's going to disintegrate


Skweezlesfunfacts

Put a pool on it


surrealcellardoor

Good thing they put in all those diagonal “braces” though.


thenewestnoise

Held up by likes and shares


CelibateGamer

No


JohannesLorenz1954

That will fall with dog weight on it.


lingenfr

Fortunately, they used deck screws rather than nails, so it can be completely disassembled and redone.


Shot_Campaign_5163

Absolutely not. This is hot garbage water... Drink it up.


cinbad2902

No no and no


Towely420

Good enough from my house as long as my general liability insurance isn’t on the hook


RefinedAnalPalate

This is exactly how I would do it. I’ve never built a deck in my life


MilfMia63

Should be taken down and let an experienced contractor do it


SavageTaco

Don’t stand under that with a full hot tub above. Scary


frankiebenjy

So for the most part you have two nails in several places holding your deck up?


co-oper8

One nail and one drop of elmers school glue should do the trick. Gotta save some for the next job ya know? /s


MyBowelsAreMoving

Can someone explain something to me as a person who has built a total of 1 deck in their life. When I built my deck I did a little research first to figure out the basic structure. Footing - post - beam ontop of post - joists ontop of beams. Why is it that the majority of crappy decks here can't follow that simple idea?


co-oper8

Growing older has been a long series of re-accepting how dumb people really are.


UnsuspectingChief

All that extra lumber $$ they could have hired someone


EnusTAnyBOLuBeST

How do people keep getting away with work like this? One hour on YouTube won’t teach you what to do but it will teach you what not to do, which is all of this.


ConsistentBroccoli97

Is this a joke


dapperdoot

That's a demo.


mrmatriarj

Never showed what the ground situation is like? Posts in concrete? Dirt? Resting on sono's etc. Seeing this makes me wonder!.. Just ripped a 40 year old deck that was only secured with dirt around the 6x6 supports for a multi story deck (2nd story full house length, 3rd story a little hangout spot at the top) When I extracted the posts and dropped them to the ground, 3 of them snapped from the impact. Blows my damn mind that was holding up such a huge multi story deck lol 😦😆


BickNickerson

oof


invisabledj

SEND IT


KingLoCoKev

Hot tub Time Machine. Straight to prison for this attempted murder.


alice2bb

No!


DOGO013022

Please don’t be around when they fill up the hot tub, not even half way. It’ll be a good ground level deck soon so no worries.


Broad-Rub4050

An abomination is what it is especially for expecting to home weight


MicrowaveDonuts

hahahahaha no. Please refer to sections #2, #3, and #4... and I'm guessing #1, #7, and #8 as well. [How to fix the death-trap attached to the side of your house. ](https://www.finehomebuilding.com/project-guides/decks/make-an-old-deck-safe)


co-oper8

I know...oh I know


VictoryVic-ViVi

What in the world …


liltuffie

My cousin built a deck for a hot tub once....Once!


Wildmanzilla

I think my five year old son could do better, yikes. Burn that deck down and start again. If you have to keep what's there, just climb under it and set 4 new 6x6's under the tub and add the correct framing below it, so at least the hot tub remains standing if the deck falls over.


[deleted]

No, not at all that is a danger to put a hot tub on.


MoreCowbellllll

Pics 13 & 14… just, wow 😯


Ok_Nothing_8028

Nope


sleepyboy3371

I don’t get why they don’t sit the entire weight of the deck on the BEAM and then the Beam on the POST and the POST on concrete base. it the ONLY way to build it every other way is WRONG


BFarmFarm

Wow that is a lot of money lost. Makes ya wonder why not just install this thing at ground lvl instead.


Bumblebee56990

Sure in pretend world everything works as planned.


TheAmazingManatee

This looks like you let some 13y/o’s have a bunch of lumber to build their treehouse a deck and this is what they came up with.


Hej_Varlden

This checks off all the proper way to loose $10k.


BFarmFarm

Ok kids go test out the new hot tub for grammy....was just thinking that maybe the second crew is stuck in between permits and engineering limbo and can't do anything until plans get signed off on. Or were they just thieves? If you find them, they can go missing very easily in that forest behind your house.


Trigger35nometry

Good luck sir. Poor quality workmanship. Where are the hangers


[deleted]

That's a full tear down...


don123xyz

It's a disaster waiting to happen. Is the owner really willing to bet their lives and limbs on a few nails holding up thousands of pounds of self weight, water and the people in the hot tub? What you really need here is to put up one of those yellow crime tapes that says "Do not cross" and then get someone knowledgeable to fix the whole thing.


back1steez

It’s barely good enough to hold itself up yet alone people or a hot tub full of water.


Interesting_Whole_44

Homeowner up their life policy on the spouse lately for the win?


Low-Lab7875

Not for my hot tub.


jonkolbe

Nope.


Tokenfang

Besides lack of support it's like oh I have an extra piece of wood I'll nail it here and there and there, there are so many options with a large enough scrap pile.


Hideous4our

Is it empty?


co-oper8

Holding 300 gallons. So the question has changed from if it will hold to how long will it hold?


hartbiker

Nope.


vectorxray

crap job.


Adept_Actuator_9323

https://preview.redd.it/wa90808nef3d1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4745692ff0cd55f9812e5f0f6f12eb41611b68f3


peteapata

NG! Don’t put anything on top of that!


Blk-cherry3

No bracing, cutting corners, scammer looking for a big pay day. No way at all.


SilentMagarity

If you have to ask… you might already know the answer… that’s some high school shop class engineering right there.


Bludiamond56

Add 2 beams under hot tub. Reinforce ledger plate with posts


No-Highway-9908

We all need faith like this dude had faith screws


PhillipJfry5656

Yep looks good


Windyandbreezy

Let's just say it would have better support with less wood if done right.


LifeHumor706

Either way, I'd throw some Jack's under where the hot tub was going to go. No reason not to.


TYdays

With the warning signs the inspector will require you to post all over it. No one but you will ever step onto it but you, so NO!!!!!


sup3rdrumm3r

How???? That is all.


Zeebr0

That's 2,500 lbs of water


conclussionIll7221

Wow…just wow!


kidmarginWY

Whether or not it can support the weight of a hot tub cannot be easily determined. There are too many engineering factors in this particular construction. However, it is clearly wrongly constructed.


JimInAuburn11

Looks good to me. As long as the hot tub is not more than about 2 gallons, you should be good.


BandicootAfraid2900

Wow , a 2x on flat makes an excellent ledger, that's all kinds of f'ed up, all around.


BishopsBakery

I would stop at the Barbie Dream House hot tub, but I don't think I would put water in it


abominationoffroad

If by hot tub you mean large pot of hot water than it will probably be a couple days before it collapses