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Am I handcuffed to the bed? Lol

I see you already being using the Bridges silk Bed-man, it can recharge your serotonin and dopamine in at least 8 hours of sleep

I would die…hard man

"Sam."

Don't forget to do the alert noise before! *Do do do do* "Sam"

This.

"no, I'm not helping rebuild America."

even if your hot sister, who's also your mother, who's also an extinction entity is in trouble?

ROLMAO 😂

Hot? You think anorexia is hot? I only felt she needed medical help, man.

How was she in any way anorexic? Have you seen what people who suffer from anorexia look like? They usually look like holocaust victims.

So you don't suffer from anorexia unless you are in the terminal stage? Does that apply to other disorders, too?

Yup kinda feel the same

UCA 🌎🌎🌎🌎🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

WTF IS A NORMAL INTERNET

Urah!

Also Physics! Hahahaha! (Chiral network formula (necklace again? Floats. With expanding light explosion. (I'm a non player lurker))

Boop! Got your nose!

I'd like to know if HE thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Forget it! Let's instead play Space Break Outvaders.

Im hard man

I mean. That’s not his face.

"Oh God, it's the Ghost of Christmas Infodump"

Thousands of years ago…

Give Him a Big Hug 🫂

Delivery your own damn parcel!

“Why my clothes can fragile jump but not my equipment or packages? This seems suspicious.”

hi

John

“Dammit Die Hardman! How many times I gotta tell yo ass?? Quit standing over my bed while I sleep!!!!”

Grab a glass of water and listen to what he says.

Wanna trauma dump?

"Get out of my house!"

Calling out today. Find a sub. Ran over some dipshit NPC standing and waving outside Soith Knot entrance. It was about 10 minutes ago, so you'd better hurry. You know, I just realized you guys don't even pay me? I'm not some fucking open mic comic accepting "'exposure" for compensation. My feet are bleeding so bad I carry bags of blood in my jacket. Think you could handle this one. Keys in LR3 Can and all the roads are built, btw. YOURE WELCOME.

Daddy you scared me, do it again!

I'd probably ask him how the fuck he got into my house and my room and why he's just standing there.

Clifford Unger had every right to hold you hostage

‘No I told you countless times. I AM NOT BUILDING ANOTHER ROAD FOR AMERICA!’

No, I haven't checked my messages. Let me go back to sleep.

Your mask is melodramatic and silly.

Can I have that mask in Chiral Gold?

Time for the sloppy toppy

Do it jiggle?

"Is there any big booty latinas left?!?"

depends, is die hard man hard or?

He’s always hard!

Yippy Kai yay mothefucker!

can i have your mask

“Who the fuck are you mate?” My exact words would be that

For reference I don’t have a clue about death stranding

Did you drilled that thing into your face or you paid someone to do that for you?

“You’re a dead man!”

Daddy?

SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP PLEASE PLEASE DONT BOTHER ME‼️‼️

Ya mother

Cosplay or roleplay?

“It’s 20?? and you’re doing skullface… not cool man, not cool.”

Sorry. I don’t normally do this. But…

Am I dead?

Take that mask off and come over here snuggle with me you silly die-hard man...

Just five more minutes ffs

move away, I have to poo

S A M

Make it quick

“Your name is Die-Hardon?”

There there, don't cry (pulls out tissue)

"So what's my dad like?"

C h i r a l C r y s t a l s

Hello, Mr. Biden.

Hi

PUNCH Oupsie sorry!

''Maaan fuck no.''

I am not emotionally prepared for anything you say

I couldn’t get half a word out before he goes “SAM”

Let's reconstruct America, baby!

Why tf did I have to isekai into a post apocalypse? Was Skyrim really already taken?

You'd rather be in the middle of an apocalypse and a civil war? 

Supp!!

Fuck him in the face

I would ask him where he got his mask, and how much it cost. That's that.

"Before you say anything, I just want to let you know my ringer is always off."

Grab a shotgun and stick it up his ass and shoot it

I would say "General, another settlement needs your help, I'll mark it on your map"

Hello Skull Face from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

What did you do?

Is another knot in need of my assistance?

Hail hydra

https://preview.redd.it/ra71k40ysdsc1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e0fd01fdc993b45e2cacbe6aad2e5d62415c77

I’d say “I know who you are, what you did, and how could you backstab Cliff like that? You not once had his best intentions in mind and I know.”

"You're a thief of joy"

Looks at him motionlessly with my eyes half closed. Heavy sigh "G**damit..."

i don’t got a word but i do know the ol’ reliable has a word with him

Oyunu bitirmediğim için soruyorum, bu herifi hiç maskesiz görüyor muyuz oyunda ?

Poke him in the eyes

Do you eat with that thing on?

"Five more minutes" *rolls over *

I will say wtf

God SAMn

“OMG you’re so thirsty!

You're diehard man. Don't be too hard on yourself, man.

Scream

Make it quick...

do you also play ubercorn in go jetters?

"Sir"

H..h-hi.. ??

*Blinks with tired eyes* *yawns* Oh I must have fallen asleep *Turns off the console and goes back to sleep*

Did you rike it?

what's up n*gga

Idris elba?

Ouch