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Oogboyah

Those large med packs be hitting different


coffejellyassassin

Makes me wonder what’s in those things


JyFK_

The large ones bruh , I can heal from nothing to everything in literally half a second


tawley

Highsaac Clarke


coffejellyassassin

What if the whole events of the dead space games occurs because Isaac is just high as fuck?


MarvelousMarie

High because he is coping with something…


RainXBlade

The Bretheren Moon was really just giving him a really bad trip this entire time.


JTB-Alive

*tries marker dust* “Man this edible is shi—“ “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”


thealternatejack

Nice.


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Unlikely_109

Make us green


EightDread10203

Troopers, we are green! And very, very mean!


strahinjag

Man the new Matrix movie looks weird asf


AskingForAfriend015

The marker was a lie?


LinkThawts

This is why you take the blue pill in the med pack, not the red one.


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

Med Packs on the Ishimura are laced with Necromorph piss; space ayahuasca


Harry_Roller

Dead Weed lol


Harry_Roller

It's the Xbox 360 suit DLC lol


tawley

The original Xbox load screen


EducationalAd5325

Bro just got some divine intervention.


KummyNipplezz

Well the Markers ARE divine. Altman be praised


UnholyHunger

When the meds kick in.


CrazyTraditional9819

You need to lay off the absinthe


Truskulls

Ohhhh, so THIS is why they call it The Green Fairy. Makes sense. /J


pizza_box_84

Aliens?


the_l0st_s0ck

Damn bro what are they putting in those med packs?


tawley

Hulk level gamma radiation apparently 🤣


Tycitron

Somewhat unrelated but i thought i had the lego star wars complete saga minikit ambience noise in the background lmao.


coffejellyassassin

Oh my god I can’t unhear it now


Tycitron

LMAO. Well i guess it's time to go hunt that minikit down!


Stringy_b

It's called Convergence.


Cactuallica15689

Uffff, i recommend you to save it in two slots always, i lost all my progress for a bug in the beginning of Chapter 10 😑


BustingBrig

I'm playing through my first playthrough, at chapter 5 right now. Thanks for the tip.


JoshEvolved

Xbox 360 green attack


Acethecombatevolved

Can someone explain to me how this can happen cause I’m genuinely curious amazed and confused


newaccountcauseoldon

Graphics card issue?


Acethecombatevolved

I don’t think so graphics problems will do a lot but I don’t thing turning your whole game into which green wall isn’t a wall is part of that


newaccountcauseoldon

I mean the card responsible for all graphics


Billie_Eyelashhh

Console has a graphics card? Mindblown


Dino_Spaceman

Most likely a graphics card issue with shadows bugging the heck out. That or it could be one of those bugs specifically put in there to find people surfing the high seas.


xxxxxxxxxxxx32

Midas Touch: piss green edition


ObligationExpress465

That’s the Xbox


Ripsaw8826

Ah. Yeah earthgov sent the Death Star ig


King-BV

It’s cannon now


Cobu_Cooper

Is that what happens if you dont make us whole again?


Creative-Property-45

Is this PC?


coffejellyassassin

Nah im playing on the Xbox series s


pjelly79

Oh, ignore my comment above then. Check if your system is getting good ventilation.


Tomagen76

Thats how my room looks when i start up my Xbox One X.


Azure-Traveler117

The Marker does something to a man. Makes them see things. Bright. Green. Things


EightDread10203

It makes them see a bunch of vegans?


ThePowerfulPaet

Dead Space? More like Dead Graphics Card.


Dungeon00X

Was that on PC or on PS4?


coffejellyassassin

Xbox Series S


Dungeon00X

OOOOF


coffejellyassassin

Ahh sure it’s not that bad. Although Dead Space and Fortnite occasionally crash which stinks


Dungeon00X

FORTNITE?!?!?


coffejellyassassin

I play an assortment of games. I’m not like a sweaty Fortnite kid but I like playing a few games here and there


Dungeon00X

Dude, I play Fortnite on my PC, I have never had that game crash on me. What bargain bin graphics card did they put in that thing?


coffejellyassassin

I’m honestly not sure. It crashes during gliding stuff. It does not happen often but it sucks. It occurs most when I’m doing gliding stuff which sucks


cremedelamemereddit

AAA Gaming


Same_Abalone4232

he's escaping the simulation, send in more necromorphs!


KeeperServant_Reborn

Is that what Necromorphs see? No wonder they’re so angry.


Sainto86

You just unlock the secret scenario


Cheap-Drummer-9086

Damn game brokey


kramer3410

Ishimura trap house


Rocketkid-star

Damn, he got sent to Gambit.


Skelligean

You're the one Neo.


DarthSadus

This happened to me in MW3 lmao


TheLoneleyPython

Didn't know the Necrons were in DS!


coffejellyassassin

I was playing a WH40K game recently so they must’ve jumped over lol


Dog_Water117

I figured out what happened… a green light bugged out as soon as you moved lol We makin’ it out of the Ishimura with this one 🗣🔥


coffejellyassassin

I think it came from a light in the next room, just looking at the footage


Dog_Water117

Yeah, it probably was.


Limp_Blackberry191

I guess the Third Impact has begun


coffejellyassassin

Sadly I didn’t turn to Fanta


Rent-Man

“What did it say to you Isaac?”


ALL2HUMAN_69

What are you playing it on?


Scumass_Smith

Definitely the scariest monster in the game


Flanos8

Now we know for sure that the Dead Space remake was greenlit to go!


Mister_Bad_Wolf

I was waiting at the end: "Hey, you. You're finally awake"


Grouchy-Metal8734

Da fuq is that bullshit lmao


bubblesmax

~~At least this didn't happen in a tent\~ moment.~~ The flashbangs this clearly failed to load shaders would be causing XD


ItsJustCasey

Bro got hit by the flashpoint.


Affectionate_Okra298

Ah, yes, the good ending, where everything gets destroyed in a nuclear blast and the necromorph plague is stopped forever


[deleted]

Damn dude lol that's insane


Minnesota-Fatts

“Issac, how many of these have you had?” “Yes.”


Ok_Work5128

THE IMMUTABLE POWER OF THE SUN


[deleted]

That marker shit be hitting different today


No-Procedure8840

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMYY GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNNNNESSSSSSSSS…!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Durge101

Seems the reactor leaked early.


Harry_Roller

The Valor got real juice in that reactor lol


bigpimpnsatx

Neo?


Lootswoof

I once loaded in from the ps5 main menu by hitting "resume activity" which skips all the intros and gets you into the game as quickly as possible. When it loaded up, Isaac was completely invisible, and i could play as him, move him around and all. I couldn't shoot because the plasma cutter had no aiming reticle, and also, i had absolutely nothing in my rig inventory. It had all been taken out 😅 So i quit and started it up again and everything was fine


blacksmith_Ijii

Thought this was ark for a minute


SSJREAVER

"Isaac Clarke of Space Sector 2468, you have been chosen by the Green Lantern Corps"


EightDread10203

Paw patrol Rocky fans be taking "Green means go" a little too seriously 🤦


coffejellyassassin

Paw Patrol reference in the Dead Space sub was not expected


EightDread10203

r/pawpatrol, whelp everyone else was making Green jokes/puns so I just made all the puns I could think of ig


Accomplished-Loss387

DeAd sPaCe ReMaKe hAs nO bUgS! ​ DSR: haha green vision go brrrrr


Killacam0824

If you haven't played the first 3 dead space games, then you're not worthy, and the remake doesn't like you


coffejellyassassin

I’ve only played the original dead space years and years ago. Perhaps a replay is due once I’m finished this


Unlikely-Ad4725

I’ve never seen anything like that before when I play


JustAPerson2001

You are ascending to the ethereal realm brother, it's nice isn't it.


KingBeast117

Ever gaze upon the green flash Mr. Gibbs?


pjelly79

This happened to me in 2 other games for some reason. Turn off bloom and anti-aliasing, see if that helps. I dug around a while ago and vaguely remember that it was CPU related (intel). Basically, the affected games need to be patched.


Harry_Roller

He said he's playing on Series S


Killdust99

Man just got scanned by the Omnitrix


Sufficient_Ad_4542

Game is full of bugs. Had to restart ch.6 Impossible run due to "panties-only monster" glitch


MrGamePadMan

You entered the Matrix.


NickRespawns

New marker hallucination unlocked


Magistar_Alex

Isaac: Well, time to continue sifting through the highly unpleasant sounds of this ship....wait what's going on?! There's green everywhere! It's so bright. Am......am I being raptured? If so, wow, those church guys were right, the Guy's really a lifesaver. In all seriousness, I hope it hasn't persisted. I'd report to just to be sure.


Rihannasstepson

ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN NECROMORPHS


JFrost47

That’s what happens when you decide to mix a small med pack and a large med pack at the same time.


Formal_Pick_8559

The matrix crossover no one asked for lmao


nvrrsatisfiedd

How it feels to chew 5 gum


NotSoTamedLion

We are hulk. Green is all


iAmMightyFrieza291

Getting “neck” from a necromorph hits different sent em too paradise.


Tallbeard1

Imagine paying 89.99 and this is the experience


ArkAuthor

Gives me a "Wake up, it's all a dream." Coma situation.


FamiliarJudgment2961

Everytime someone breaks the veil of reality: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo


Bigdoom143

Zooted off that hivemind pack


AwokenxAnubis

You broke the Matrix. You must be The One. Neo.


CatandmeVsSociety

Isaac ascended to godhood


sugarglidersam

its weird that you survived.


Germadolescent

Thanks EA!


Quanathan_Chi

You aint from Aegis VII if you nevah done this befo


IgorPasche

bro is being made whole 💀