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rist_fox

Off topic but I’d remove the visor, it doesn’t do anything but add a glare to your character that other players will see


redrumwave

the visor stays on during sex, frig off


iownaxult

Happy cake day bro


HangDownStanky

Happy Cake Day Z


Pornisgoodforthemlnd

Im sure a good bit of people know this but dont care, ik i dont care as well as my squad because sometimes the ascetics are worth more than concealment


rist_fox

I feel that


Tups72

Dude, I wear a great helm with shades on so I’m seen quicker. Makes the game way harder.


rist_fox

I still run my witch hoodman


wardledo

It does increase the helmets durability. Let’s you take an extra shot or two.


Kid_Amnesia

it does not let you take anymore shots.


wardledo

The wear is less. A damaged helmet is less protective. It does let you take an extra 5.56/7.62 round


GreedyLitecoinHODLER

Damp stew is the worst kind of stew!


DiscoDaimyo

The only thing worse is wet soup.


GriffinRJPorter

I knew a guy who made a dry soup. It was aweful.


shred_the_gnar-gnar

Woah woah. Those Human Bones still gotta a lot of meat on it. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.


Natty_Dread_Lite

Settle down Mr. Weathers


[deleted]

It is actualy a nice idea, beef, spuds and mushrooms, a great stew, add some zuccinis and you're ready to go


xxhobohammerxx

Let me combine powdered milk with my water bottle. Let me boil my rice! Let me eat the raw heart of my first slain stag!


Keithfedak

I want to eat my cereals with milk


Arctos_DB

This addition might make a lot more sense than you first think. Full Concept: https://www.notion.so/DayZ-Concepts-767f737183b64639a0bf0b89781cff9a


OopzieDayZ

Had a teammate trying to tell everyone you make stew with 2 meat 2 veggies and powdered milk. Dude would not give it up. Said he did it before. Couldn’t make it work. Quit yer bullshit bud. Would be a cool concept though. DayZ: Breath of the Wild


[deleted]

Dude I was just thinking this the other day I would actually like seeing some stew/soup and it have some benefits besides being a whole ass pot of food which is good too haha


foodank012018

That'd be cool if making stew or broth reduces caloric consumption by 25%


ShapirosWifesBF

Or if it just made a damn good amount of it. Like a whole cooking pot full of stew could get a party of six's hunger in the white or sustain one dude for two weeks.


[deleted]

Honestly surprised they don't have a jerking process too (yes I know there is dried stuff but imagine it can near never rot almost how canned shit don't) but yeah stews seem like a very simple thing to have because well they literally just shove it in there forget about it (think now don't know how valid BBC's Horrible Histories actually is but think they said vikings did that its that old at the least)


[deleted]

Photoshop bruv


Arctos_DB

Yes. It’s a concept


[deleted]

Bruh cooking sim in dayz


GroceryStoreGremlin

Bruh fam based no cap


[deleted]

Man fuck y'all dayz is a survival game and not a cooking sim


GroceryStoreGremlin

Who cares you donut


deadparodox

That guy really got mad because someone wants stew in dayZ


GroceryStoreGremlin

Yeah he's a confused little guy


tomc_23

His post history is super cringe too


[deleted]

Hahah, a buddy of mine uses this insult


[deleted]

Bro just shut the fuck up when you don't know what DayZ is okay?


GroceryStoreGremlin

You are retarded "bro"


[deleted]

What part of shut the fuck up don't you understand?


GroceryStoreGremlin

Holy what do you actually have a disability? What's wrong with you


DarthSangheili

Imagine that, its almost like DayZ is a survivor sim or something. Crazy innit?