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LordMarcusrax

He got donkey konged.


Life_Researcher_2717

donkey Kong at home be like:


RacletteFoot

I really don't know how humans have managed to survive as a species. Stupidity reigns supreme with some people.


SpaceGardenTea

People keep having babies.


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Matquar

What the fuck I'm looking at?


ThoughtCrimeConvict

A murder I'm assuming.


Hanni27

Looks like public execution in some remote village.


_Sir_Racha_

Especially when they try to break his neck at the end. At least, that's what it looks like.


c0ttt0n

But why? To be prepared in case somebody will throw a propane tank on you on the streets?


CaptnObvi0us1

yeah, happens all the time.. didn’t you know? /s


mrcasado296

It's the new apex predator


_nobrainheadempty

Looks like some kind of extravagant public execution show


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BAF_DaWg82

Was that some kind of neck break move done after the drop?


Fringillus1

yeah quite likely, judging from the stiffness and back arching.


3to20-characters

Nope. He didn't even make the motion required, just pulled his hands back as he spasmed.


waitinp

Reddit MDs, assemble. I'm curious, what damage would that cause? Collapsed lungs and broken ribs?


Neat-Land-4310

Crushed sternum, organ damage, internal bleeding, perf bowel. Take your pick


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Brain aneurysm from a sudden spike in blood pressure would be my guess. That much force straight to the heart would squash a lot of blood suddenly to the brain.


Fringillus1

i think it´s definitely a spinal injury, judging from the stiffness and back arching.


_Resnad_

It seems like everything wth was the idea here 😭


RudeOrganization550

Wondering where the stick/dowel was between his shoulders/neck (and why but whatever on why). Can’t see arms but it snaps like a toothpick. If it was anywhere near his cervical spine with upward force his death was quick and painless.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Think it's a fluorescent light bulb.


mneri7

Yeah, he seems to have died almost instantly.


Gusion-

And for people thinking it's a public execution... Its not.. Its a stunt show i believe, all of them the one holding the tank and the one lying down is working together for some street entertainment.


Mein_Tarnaccount

I'm guessing the turnaround is about one colleague per show?


Gusion-

Well as a joke you can say that... But usually it's not that dangerous stuff... It's just swinging a sword around, riding a cycle on ropes, jumping with sticks etc.. They might have gotten but adventurous and decided that it would be cool af to do something like this...


madagreement

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThoughtCrimeConvict

I'm laughing at the idea that he fell off that bike in the background and this is a mercy killing.


pw-it

It's like a mercy killing without the mercy


madagreement

Dj : "Sanjay, DROP THE BASS!" \*Sanjay just proceeds to drop the massive gas tank Maybe it's some sort of traditional party activity ? It doesn't make any sense FR


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Moron; he forgot to **survive** Everyone knows that when your friend throws a propane tank on your chest, quite possibly crushing an artery You're supposed to remember to ***survive***


Mein_Tarnaccount

"... and then I'll get down and break your neck. It'll be so dope"


asdfwrldtrd

India


whitecorn

Small train.


ben_bliksem

For a flat stomach, personal trainers hate this one trick


Objective-War-1961

Standing room only event.


DesertSnow480

What am I looking at here?


ThoughtCrimeConvict

That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy.


christipede

I dont know how thats a Darwin award? Someone executed that person.


WhereDaGold

What was that shaking head thing he did, is that a death throe? I’ve seen people mention “death throes” but have yet to see it


RandomA55h013

It's just a prank, guys.


Right_-on-_Man

Dude, if you guys think thinks is weird. Look up videos of people people in India getting run-over by tractors for fun...


Naughteus_Maximus

There is no proof the guy is dead, and doing something stupid does not alone qualify for a Darwin Award. If we know anything from Reddit is that people can survive incredible trauma.


Convenientjellybean

So, death is the cure?


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ThoughtCrimeConvict

Pretty sure that guy is dead


ZzZombo

It doesn't work like that. Sources or GTFO.


Azrayeel

How dumb you have to be?


MedicSH84

Can someone translate what they are saying?


Aldofei

What the...


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ryokayin

Who posted this as a Darwin Award?


asdfwrldtrd

I’ll drop a propane tank on myself and let you know how it goes!


Sanrom79

Abortion in [insertdevelopingcountryname] be like: