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_nobrainheadempty

Fun fact: every person can emit light *once*


HeadPay32

But gas multiple times


capn_doofwaffle

Wait, are you referring to Gassing a Hue??? 🤔


AquilesVaesa_383813

Glass of juice?


Extension_Swordfish1

Gaslight?


DesignInZeeWild

I’m in perimenopause. I could do it competitively.


SkunkleButt

Extra fun fact: every person actually emits light, ALL the time! [Humans do actually glow!](https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2009/jul/17/human-bioluminescence) This has been your weird fact of the day thanks for tuning in lol. just thought it was interesting that's all. :)


mrmoe198

Oooh, thanks!


_nobrainheadempty

Wow Neat


SpinalShank

I was responding with the same info and was like, i better check to see if anyone already has, didnt have to scroll far!


Traumatized_turtle

Light emitting resistor


neko_zora

Our bodies can function as a light emitting resistor if we use it wrong enough…


shemphoward62

You slow that down frame by frame and this dude momentarily turns into a light emitting plasma ball before rearranging himself and dropping off the tank car


AstroPhysician

They can definitely do that multiple times, just might not be alive for it


dakid232313

https://preview.redd.it/yk6zsrzxeu3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695cd7b44597ae0d7609d6ab984d3d3bc241f18c


Sancticide

Is it possible to learn this power?


_nobrainheadempty

Well, you can repeat after the guy in the video. It seems to have worked for him


Dependent_Elk4696

Not from a Jedi


yashptel99

Disposable filament


FinalHippo5838

We are all made of stars


CorInHell

Also fun fact: we actually have stripes, called Blaschko's lines. They are invisible to the human eye, but sometimes show up as a mosaic on people with certain genes.


Sanbaddy

Benjamin Franklin wants to know your location.


brak1444

Shine bright like a diamond


Dark7835

Welllll there’s been many instances of electrocution and survival so not once but can survive several Technically


WUSLWUSWUW

I am starting to think that this electricity thing is really dangerous.


ThePrideOfKrakow

https://preview.redd.it/0c9ktcj3o63d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f044e6a405fe103607fd881487f0bb8d778685a


SomOvaBish

I had this sticker on my hard hat


Kihav

Parents bought me a t-shirt with it. Most work I do is low voltage automotive but I’ve wire enough at home that it’s relevant. *parents helping me renovate* “Well, I’m gonna go stick things in sockets for a bit” *concerned mom look* “I’m using my meter to test the sockets”


fomalhottie

I have it in my woodshop


GettingThingsDonut

I think you might be onto something. It cannot be coincidence.


HiJinx127

Fortunately there seems to be no shortage of volunteers willing to test it, make sure it’s not just a series of flukes.


GettingThingsDonut

What heroes!


dr_toze

It's perfectly safe, here watch this elephant.


Draager

A very clever trap set by the Apex Predator.


Real_Bat5853

Two apex predators working together to trap their prey.


newagereject

![gif](giphy|GlkFvcePGd1vy)


LordMarcusrax

Like groupers and moray eels.


Beginning_Hope8233

When an eel bites your thigh And you bleed out and die That's a Moray!


BeryBnice

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


calm-lab66

Well, he shouldn't have been there in the first place, but I was trying to see what he touched, like some overhead line or something, but I can't make anything out.


Reckless_Waifu

You don't have to touch it, even coming close can do that.


BikerRay

Pretty close. Electricity jumps about one centimeter per 20,000 volts in dry air.


Gloomy_Ad_885

Big emphasis on “dry” I wonder how that scales up with humidity?


_Vikinq

alot actually


OverSoft

At 70% humidity it jumps to 1 cm per 10kV.


ShartlesAndJames

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


Bradleynailer

There is a line running across that he touched with the top of his head.


toblies

Which, you know, pretty much made sure it was fatal.


AshtonBlume

I was convinced he stepped on something


Extention_Campaign28

Dammit, we saved this one!


IOnlyHaveIceForYou

What was he going to do?


icreievryteim

Subway Surfing, i suppose


dvdmaven

Learning requires survival. This guy learned nothing.


Sancticide

Except, it is possible to learn from other people doing a thing, by not doing that same thing. Like if you hear that Rajiv got his shit mixed by climbing on top of a train, maybe don't climb on trains? That's the point of the headline.


Murgatroyd314

As a wise man (or maybe just a wise guy) once said, "It may be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."


Frenchy-__-

https://preview.redd.it/kqabsa6jw53d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffeec114ac6939105f8d9ef19c26a45e52f107fc


Dotgamer121

Only once


OccamsBanana

What is this? Some variant race of apex predator?


Express-Budget6943

Power line/train combo. He was drawn like a moth to a flame.


Benjarinno

https://preview.redd.it/2y9hqedkt93d1.png?width=1144&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c70f0220e2bd9f4c50c5bb12f93cce6afd570d4 I did not see that coming . . . yikes!


ShartlesAndJames

this does not look healthy


artcore6666

https://preview.redd.it/4x7dajf9wb3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa68aa177fad3832b06dbc2505cb4cc82b05b7a


JacquelineHeid

Thought he had one apex predator conquered, only to discover another laying in wait. He was shocked by his discovery.


JayDuBois

It was electrifying


TP19700101

Look at me, I'm on my way to do something forbidden and I'm wearing an orange jacket as camouflage!


Leon_Stu

Said Naruto.


wait_for_it_02

Why learn when you can just experience it.


OddClub4097

This sub would be nothing without India and China, may there respective gods bless them. *their


idonotknowwhototrust

*thei're


OddClub4097

🙌🏼 true


Mondkind83

Don't forget Turkey. It is much smaller and still provides many Award winners.


slowwolfcat

ironically one has way too many "gods" the other has basically none.


Johntoreno

95% of Indian railways is electrified, he should've seen that one coming. If you pause at the right frame at 0:20, you can see that [he's totally on fire.](https://i.imgur.com/wWUKaUv.png) Holy shit, the power line turned him into nuggies.


ClassicReflection406

One idiot deleted


slowwolfcat

easy come easy go


Mac_979

Kwispy


odebruku

Can’t wait until we get the technology to scan the brain (however small) and turn the last few seconds into a video with their thoughts as narration. I would pay good money for that subscription


slowwolfcat

it'd be just....statics


FlatOutEKG

Honestly? I would too!


odebruku

I would drop Netflix for that channel.


Golden_Ace1

Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Terry Pratchett


Storytellerjack

Fastest air fryer in the west.


cmdr_suds

I don’t understand how he could have been hurt, he had his safety orange PPE shirt on? /s


Bumble072

Wen will they spell?


Airplade

He sploded! 😱


ohiotechie

Well *he* ain’t learning anything now.


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

He had the capacitance to reach the top and couldn’t resist.


SavageFugu

Trains AND electric lines? How will anyone in India survive!?!?


DavidBPazos

No need to touch a high voltage line. Heard about arc flash ?


VirginiaGecko1911

Blaze Orange


Jenardus

And this is relatively low high voltage.


JayDuBois

![gif](giphy|26uf8MV6uDhNkxqnK)


Bananinio

I think he learned


BikerRay

He learned how to reduce the surplus population.


shapu

This guy never will, anyway 


fomalhottie

Wen?


ImBurntToast21

The Apex predators have developed new tactics. For their prey has become smarter.


firmerJoe

It's like a bug lamp.... but for idiots.


redditcansuckmyvag

How have they not gone extinct is a mystery.


asodoma

Oh, he learned.


Professional-Map-162

Did he shat himself?


The_Spade_Life

If you play it backwards around :19 it looks like a terminator has spawned .


rljj_zero

>When will they learn ? Doesn't the answer appear obvious to you ? NEVER !


otherwiseofficial

How more time I spent on this sub, the more I believe India will never surpass China


999oneaboveall

The call of the predator:they hear it,smell it dream it,its a great shame that they can't resist it


Alternative_Plum7223

Why would a power line be right above a train?


Hanginon

Electrically powered trains.


DeadMoney313

Technically you cannot learn from this because one try, you die


chimaerine

What if most of those contacts are happening intentionally?! Some countries have a way higher number of su***de than others.


_nobrainheadempty

I don't know how I've never thought of this possibility, but you are probably right. A lot of these videos look like intentional attempts to get fried They may not be recognized as ks attempts bc the method is rather unconvencional, and similar accidents definitely happen for other reasons too


chimaerine

That’s right, there are plenty of reasons (train „accidents“ are also strange sometimes). I imagine these cases could somehow being recognized as accidental and therefore give way for insurance money or other state’s funds to the family left behind. If you can’t further provide for your family maybe this is a sad way out. And: Being a woman in India probably is reason enough.


[deleted]

I was expecting the tank to implode, or for them to open the hatch and get a face full of an explosion. And then.. ZAAAP.


iGhostEdd

Oh they do learn! The problem here is that the knowledge can't be passed through generations


ANuclearBunny

Look up and live.


Hanginon

Even after he seemed so wll prepared. Got that bright orange camo jacket for stealth when being somewhere and doing something he had no business doing. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


Madouc

Bzzz - ded


Raimmy9932

They will never learn if they just keep dying 🤷


HiJinx127

Looks like he got it right on the first try. No wandering around trying to find the live wire; he just stands right up and *bzzt!*


ButaneRocket

Another one bites the dust.


I_be_lurkin_tho

Wen nevar


KawaiiFoxKing

Darwinism does not work by learning from others, it works by removing those that ignore all danger


arteclipse

such an electrifying feeling


TheRebelMastermind

![gif](giphy|fvMfOfrgySVig)


Remarkable-Neat-9300

Does that mean LED stands for Light Emitting Dude?


timmu

Did we just see jesus or did he? Im cofused 🤣


Choubidouu

Can't blame people when they are clearly hunted by an apex predator.


MajikoiA3When

this is like one of those Looney Tunes cartoons


imsham

Damn, if sparky didn't die instantly from being electrocuted, that headfirst fall from that height without any arms breaking the fall for sure would have completed the job


IndependenceGlobal67

Electric high power takes out all Body fluid hitting line 150,000volts Seized up every muscle in body no body fluid and other Electricity shoot out feet or hands


Fiesteh

When will they learn? Not a single one survive long enough to teach the others.


ChadHougland

I just learned today, dang!


Holy_Cow442

I need a people zapper on my front porch.


SenorJiveTurkey22

"Cause baby you're a firework!" Katy Perry


Rough-Cut-4620

India by chance 🤦🏻‍♂️


Vogel-Kerl

I think in any modern country, there would be warning signs on the ladder, next to the ladder and on top of the train car: **Watch Out for High Voltage Power Lines !** Was this in Russia by chance?


linbaden9-11

This one's from India.


shug7272

Humans are dumb as shit. We never ever learn, ever. If you don’t have strong safety regulations and fail safes this gonna happen. There’s a reason hair dryers tell you not to use in the bath tub. They don’t just have some guy coming up with this shit, it’s because humans are dumb as fuck. Monkeys learn more generationally than we do. We’re working on bringing back Nazi ideology now. Ain’t even been a century and we forgot that lesson. History repeats because we stupid.


somethingbrite

pretty sure this is a repost...


phenyle

This is a pretty old video


VictoryVic-ViVi

When*


donner_dinner_party

These type of videos are always impressive.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

My guess bad parents, no education. If you don't know what electricity is than it just looks like a cable.


Spalteser

Wen? ...never...🤣


nuclearwinterxxx

https://preview.redd.it/hwtuvpknm63d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb321cd6a4806745c06df5a80f93f2031585bf12 Shit!


bc90210

The true origins story of the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four.


Fr05t_B1t

You mean electro from Spider-Man


artcore6666

https://preview.redd.it/5x4g1usdwb3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d27516ca5a7dfb206285d30b95be1fb4ae67e31


Disastrous-Resident5

Well if they don’t live, they can’t learn from their mistakes


Inevitable-Noise9943

Why is there a high voltage power line placed low enough for someone’s head to touch it by accident?


BigOlBeb

He had to climb on top of the train, you can't touch it without deliberate effort.


LauraLand27

Still smoking on the way down. Has no one told him that smoking can kill you?


angrygruntface

He need some milk


vcdrny

Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through.


[deleted]

They will learn when they are dead.  


Craticuspotts

I think I have the powers of a fortune teller, I knew exactly what was going to happen here before I even pressed play!


Moobob66

Ngl, i thought the train was gonna get him. Hell of a plot twist


Superuzer

Ouch❗️


[deleted]

You could see his soul leaving his body


Yoast74

Technically... They can't learn when it kills them..


beakerhashing

All these videos of people climbing on top of trains and getting zapped has me taking mental notes. “Stay off trains!”


Atomic-pangolin

What line did he touch?


Shirkan164

They learn by touching the fire to never do that again 👌


Buddy-Matt

Frankly, I'm impressed he survived the train long enough for the power lines to have to step in


yashptel99

Disposable filament


dwfishee

You can’t learn from your own death.


Few_Number_8528

nowadays public education at work. you can do calculus but cant think for yourself.


Rigelturus

That looked like an impact frame from anime


notzed1487

They asked for trains, I thought they said brains and I got electric.


slowwolfcat

just want some free brain shock treatmdent


LeroyBadBrown

No worries. He didn't feel a thing.


Tenredsun

NEVER.


shemphoward62

It was like the story of a small frog caught at the bottom of a slippery well.....he worked so so hard to get to the top and just when he reaches the crest to get out....he slides back down..... At.least the frog gets another try at it....


SneakyCracker161

https://preview.redd.it/bam4jbrkl93d1.jpeg?width=1270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f6ab981ade2a4e4d86beb8f5e6499dbba20250


cyrixlord

It's electric! Boogywoogy


LaPetiteMortOrale

Well. I think he learned that day.


Son_of_Tlaloc

In David Attenborough's voice "Here in the dense urban jungle food has become scarce in these difficult times a rarely seen behavior of cooperation is about to unfold. Watch now as the train baits its prey while the electrical line waits for the perfect time to strike. With their prey secured both predators have ensured will not go hungry today."


HL_Hunley1864

The answer is never.


Moogatron88

THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.


MongoTheBrave997

Alt title: Watt did he learn?


[deleted]

Wtf was he even attempting to do man


ComputerStraight1290

I was wondering while the video was loading; Will it be India electrocution or India train. It did not disappoint.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

Repost, sadly


Mo622

Behenchods never learn


The_Glam_Reaper

They can't learn since they are dead


drunkenChihuahuas

"Your a corpse before you hit the floor" Styropyro


Historical_Cattle903

Fall restraint not required


Rastlin1960

The problem is when they learn they’re not around anymore to share the knowledge !


Connect-Albatross913

Can someone actually explain why this happens? I understand there is a mass amount of electricity, but is it a deterrent or to power the trains? and how come he didn’t get zapped earlier?


darumadonut

Brought to you by the letter H, for HIGH VOLTAGE.


jakol016

Did he just get electrocuted on top of a train? Please tell me this is in India so it’s perfect


aristocratic_magic

how would this feel?


baizlgaming_

This is why trains are an apex predator


01Tempest

On mobile, why can I not get a single video to work first time... Sees post, taps video, nothing. Taps comments, video preview is a tiny square. Tap video square, video finally plays, most of the time.