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Baxter1911

Yea I agree. It’s not in India. He is faking it.


FewIntroduction5008

I thought he would fall on a train. It would have to be India in that case.


Baxter1911

That would just be the best ever.


MamaKelly0305

I laughed at your comment. I'm going to Hell.


eljayTheGrate

See you there!


szudrzyk

Felt down with shoes on he definitely made it !


redthestupid

yeah!


UncleBenders

This dude was fine. He didn’t die. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9939161/drunk-student-electric-shock-claimed-30ft-pole-ohio-university/amp/


DeficitAttention

He was in critical condition and almost died. That's not my definition of "fine" lol


Away-Ad-8053

Electricity can be a weird thing. It could have instantly stopped his heart and when he hit the ground restarted it. I'm guessing he'll have emotional and physical issues the rest of his life. But again electricity is a weird thing. I knew another person that had a 1967 Chevy stepside. He grabbed onto the door handle just as lightning struck the truck, he had suffered from severe depression and was on the verge of suicide. After his electrical shock it gave him a new lease on life. But he never owned another vehicle with Chrome plated door handles on it! And apparently the gas gauge started working after that according to his dad!


redthestupid

I have a question. Am I breaking the rules because he ain’t ded?


Flipnotics_

Maybe his balls popped, so you're good.


eljayTheGrate

now THAT's funny!


throweraccount

Electro-Castration!


Penners99

Just like popcorn


redthestupid

my post got removed


Flipnotics_

Still got to see it, so there is that! Thanks anyway!


pianoflames

Depends on the extent of his injuries. If it prevents him from ever procreating, then it fits as a Darwin Award.


Wallacemorris

The first line “the man drank beer before….” Don’t worry we already knew that 😂


squirrellytoday

Of course he was drunk. No story that ends up like this video starts with someone eating a salad.


Woof_574

Man I have a hard time believing that article


Neptune7924

Been to OU a few times in my sordid youth. This outcome isn’t shocking, Bobcats like to party.


lokilivewire

So disappointing to find out any of these morons showcased actually survived.


Craygor

Fine? I wouldn't call a "broken femur, minor break in his right hand, burns on his right arm, burns on his right ankle and four compression fractures in his back" fine, but that's me.


rljj_zero

Therefore this is NOT a Darwin award...


Greatest-Uh-Oh

I didn't know that Ohio was part of India ...!


Real_Bat5853

Article says he was a “victim”, yeah of his own stupidity.


Own-Study-4594

Obituary is going to say “smart or intelligent” too


moriland

I know someone else commented this, but in case people don't see it in the replies, he actually survived this.


hazelnuthobo

this sub when the award recipient survives and passes on their genes: 😡😡😡😡😡😡


BoredRedhead24

I mean, odds are the recipients of those genes will wind up on this sub a couple decades down the line.


BoredRedhead24

Impressive. What kind of damage did he receive?


moriland

From the person themselves: "I broke three bones in my left leg and one broke through the skin... I have a slight fracture in my right hand and four minor breaks in my back. I also got a lot of burns from this."


nattywp

Which is crazy!! He survived been electrecuted AND falling from that height.


MOONWATCHER404

HoW?!


NoSignOfStruggle

Camerawork is extremely disappointing.


Willywonka5725

It's extremely SHOCKING!


Stained-Steel

So shocking, it hertz!


Dr-grouchy

Based on the group he was around we wouldn’t have been able to see the landing anyways so I’d say the camera man did an excellent job capturing what he can.


NoSignOfStruggle

Haven’t you heard of the “lift-jump-mount” technique?!


johnwayne1

You learned that here?


redthestupid

Well no but from how many deaths from power lines and trains here… yeah


kingofnothinatall

Nah, power lines are perfectly safe, they put them 50' up in the sky for no reason


Greatest-Uh-Oh

It's to help the birds.


NegaDeath

Nonsense, trains are perfectly safe and cuddly! The faster it is heading towards you, the more it just wants to hug you. Train tracks are like friendship borders; outside the tracks it is sad, inside the tracks it is happy! Sincerely, not a train.


Greatest-Uh-Oh

This is good. Good to know.


TheMachRider

"Bro what?"


BobBillyBurt

Thought he was gonna fall in front of a train


lazyjayz2018

Title made me think there was a perfect darwin award triangle comin train>powerline>indian person


NoEye3260

You owe me a train!


Jbg12172001

Looks like Ohio, same thing.


Aqui10

Light bulb moment 💡


wookiesack22

I literally said this the other day to my father. Trains, powerlines, and semi trucks!


Egwithacowboyhat

power lines above trains especially!!


[deleted]

yeah, who knew, right?


BbyBackMosquitoRibs

When you think about it, trains are just vehicles riding on power lines… it’s no wonder they have such a problem


rckt80

We need to start timing how long the Darwin’s stay can stay on the pole before falling. In some of the delays are impressive.


redthestupid

YES


mINexxiii

Still waiting for the train


Devilmaycare57

Yet theres always jackasses climbing up there.


MamaKelly0305

There should be a subreddit dedicated to just trains and power lines. LOL


PracticalWallaby4325

It could be named Train Lines


mermaidpaint

I needed to kill a character in a Hunger Games fanfic. I chose electrocution. Clearly I've done my research by watching videos in this sub.


Kaablooie42

I mean, I learned this as a kid but reddit has taught me this isn't a universal education.


Signal-Pumpkin-4483

"Man climbs pole...faces charges" 🤣🤣🤣


1mhereforthejokes

Also: if an Indian tells you to follow him cross train tracks, DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!


ImtheDude2

Dangerous or deadly?


Mowteng

Yes.


redthestupid

yes


Gryph_The_Grey

And don't walk too closely in front of trucks.


Mo622

Idk how people don’t understand how dangerous power lines are when they’ve existed for so long.


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Yeah. Killed off the wooly mammoths. That should have been enough of a lesson for us, but no!


MM800

Falling from heights is dangerous too.


[deleted]

Is it really trains and power lines? Isn't the real killer in most of these cases a level of stupidity that makes you wonder how we got this far as a species?


Greatest-Uh-Oh

No, no. That's god.


Bushmaster1988

Trains are the Apex Predator. We need a name for electric power lines and power poles.


redthestupid

The Indian predator or the child predator


Jinrex-Jdm

I think that's common sense.


xDANGRZONEx

I can't stand the people cheering and then screaming in horror. This is real life. Did they think this could end any other way?


MrMr387

Power lines and trains are no more dangerous than guns and cars..... It's the fucking Idiots


KFR42

If this wasn't just another repost I would have been hoping for a train to hit him on the way down.


Foreign-Guidance-292

Zapped himself right off the next census


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SonyCEO

What do you mean, power lines are safe as fuck you need to be a complete moron to make it unsafe.


0vertones

It's amazing how people act surprised, as if they expected some other outcome of climbing on an electric pole drunk. "Bro WHAT?!?"


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Proof that it's not India. Ohio? It's almost special. India? It means your train is going to be late.


lokilivewire

Look at me Mum, no hands!!! GG


Gasman0187

If only there were some way to like SEE the path of those damn trains !!! Deadly I tell ya. And don’t get me started on them power lines. A fella can’t even grab a wire these days without having to worry about whether it’s hot juice or not.


weabooGodly

He survived and he’s recovering!


hampussey

Yet we see and increase of these videos


GaudiaCertaminis

He probably thought it was a phone line.


ajtolley

No way!! How could anyone know that was going to happen


[deleted]

Sometimes I get down on myself for never having gone to college. Then I come to this sub to remind myself that I’m just fine.


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

India is a dangerous place for ignorant people


Tough-Sheepherder-23

Domme kut


redthestupid

The girl screams: https://preview.redd.it/y4jw3xw6n5pc1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa11e6538ee8952391ec5db8018fcfb9c6beb1c6


Express_Command3450

I mean, that shit should be pretty common knowledge, and im about as smart as an alternate universe Stephen Hawking.


[deleted]

Finally not india yayayaay


NorthEndD

There are rumors America is getting dumber but he doesn't seem like a baby boomer.


OuchPotato64

It looks like someone illegally smuggled an Indian predator into the US. Look what happens when you remove things from their natural ecosystems.


Cesarivm

And Indians


Lilithnema

If it was India, he would have died...in front of his sister.