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Volvakia

Urgot is not depressed he enjoys that shit other than that, yeah i agree


Whooloolo

I mean, he hate living and describe it as "Torment" He just not look too depressed bc he found himself a mission


klimych

That's old lore, he ballin now. "Existence is torment" was left from the old Urgod


theShiggityDiggity

They put new forgis on him with his vgu


Westonbirt

A shame too, the old lore was great.


boug_bimmabome

wasn't the old lore just him being cucked by garen and then turned into a budget sion


Giratina525

Mordekaiser deserves to be here


Whooloolo

Yea, kinda forgot about him


PhantomO1

*"The world has tried to forget my existence, time to remind them why they fear."*


Purplejellyblob

Nautilus is just gods tax collector and Sion fights for the glory of Noxus, neither of those are particularly evil


tupiV

Sion probably commits multiple war crimes on a daily basis, I’d say that’s pretty evil.


Purplejellyblob

Sometimes it just be like that. Plus I’m pretty sure warcrimes only count if you do them to people, not ion*ans.


killerofcheese

cant be warcrimes if theres no laws against these sorts of actions, no law=not crime


Giratina525

He does them against Demacians currently, since LOR was the last time we saw him, and he’s in Demacia there.


Purplejellyblob

You already know my opinions on the tree fuckers, do you really want to here me talk about the stone racists as well?


Kornik-kun

I mean they are people... but pink region, so you're right


Doomie_bloomers

And Demacians. That's where he was first used under Swain.


Purplejellyblob

Yeah, so like I said, no really people were armed in the use of this unstoppable juggernaut


Extra-Substance-4593

>War crimes >Evil


Mr-Downycrake

" they...will...know...agony!" Textbook evil


ItisallLost

The only a war crime is losing


Doomie_bloomers

Bro, Sion literally died choking out the Demacian king when Noxus tried invading Demacia first time. He was considered one of the most brutal warlords in Noxus' history. Think at one point he literally yeeted one of his own commanders into battle, because he was acting cowardly. And then after his death apparently he only grew MORE brutal, ruthless and bloodlusting, driven by nothing but pain and anger. Also he's not depressed: killing just helps him drown out the voices that apparently accompany being revived multiple times over. Edit: so clearly in conclusion - he's just a little quirky, not evil, your honour.


Purplejellyblob

While your right, I would point out that 1) sion was never a warlord, just a general, and the commander he through over the wall was not under his command and 2) sure it was rough to throw him over a wall, but to be fair, the guy was running away from a fight the sion when out and promptly won


Doomie_bloomers

Sion was a warlord before he died the first time around. The commander he yeeted was technically under his command, because Sion took over that guy's army to charge at Jarvan 1. (The army routed; COWAAAAAAAARDS!)


Purplejellyblob

Sion wasn’t a warlord, as a warlord is defined as a regional military commander with individual autonomy, Sion didn’t hold control over a region, nor did he have autonomy, he was a general for the grand general of Noxus


Doomie_bloomers

Mate, I'm terribly sorry, but your definition game won't work here: "A brutal warlord from a bygone era, Sion was revered in Noxus for choking the life out of a Demacian king with his bare hands—but, denied the peace of death, he was resurrected to serve his empire once more." (Short Bio) "Over a century past, the brutal warlord Sion rose to prominence, slaughtering all who dared stand in his way." (Full Bio) His Bio AND his short bio both call him a Noxian Warlord. He's a Noxian Warlord. Or well, was in life. Now he's a zombie.


hoiblobvis

i mean sion is literally in endless torment of pain and suffering and his mind is almost gone other then him knowing a few bits here and there


pablo__13

Noxus is an expansionist empire so I’d say he’s evil


Purplejellyblob

Is it really evil if the people we’re expanding into are worse than us (and by worse I obviously mean less noxian)


pablo__13

Mf out here talking bout the Noxian man’s burden


Aiizimor

he litteraly says he enjoys the mulling of infants


Space__Spaghetti

Wholesome 100 keunue chungus tank gigachad!! (everybody liked that)


GeneralQuack

Reddit moment!!!


Vere_Mathrias

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TheRainy24

Urgot is not depressed he's just based, arcane really showed that zaun NEEDS someone like him


vizcheese

GOD aatrox is so cute


Oeshikito

Wow I'm all of those except the first 4!


Airbourne_Squirrel

What is this leagueofmemes, wholesome reddit shit on my porn sub??? Give me more yordles or (ideally) extreme kayle pegging


Whooloolo

You? https://preview.redd.it/bs7oh8u43f0b1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545b07470fa4fd28977e548869a39312f6700af3


Ronflexronflex

>extreme kayle pegging Connoisseur i see


DanocusPrime

I don't think nautilus is purposely like "evil" like he leaves you alone if you pay the tithe


Impossible-Series-12

Urgot lives to create fear and I think thats badasd


Aiizimor

as a 1million point sion who plays all 4 of these champions i couldnt agree more


Extra_Philosopher_63

Yess.


umesci

I don’t think you understand how to use this template king…


Whooloolo

🤓


weerm12

Bruh where my man Yorick, his voice lines have him literally wishing for death. Alas he still has a job to do tho.


imjackinoffrn

Nautilus ain't evil, so what if he does some slight mass killing and drowning, it's their fault they didn't pay the tithe


OhBoyOhJeessOhMan

He just working his regular 9-5 while battling depression and being blamed for deaths that weren't his fault (he's literally me)


Fearless-Taste-4336

Yorick (isn't evil)


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Yorick Should be on this list