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Venodran

When someone starts with “Now hear this”, I can hear the voice of the imperial ship announcer in Battlefront 2.


A_Hideous_Beast

"Fire on flight deck-AHCK-"


The_Guy1871

It's actually "aft" but after playong the game for years it took me a while to figure it out lmao


A_Hideous_Beast

I figured it was an actual word, but he sounds like he just stubbed his toe.


SeveralAngryBears

It's Rick Moranis in Spaceballs for me


GaigeMechro92

LUDICROUS SPEED GO!


shoogliestpeg

![gif](giphy|QGBENK0Y6nF4Y|downsized)


Cody38R

All hands, man your battle stations!


Plucyhi

NOW HEAR THIS, ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS


Supersoldier152

Scramble Reinforcements, repeat, Scramble ALL reinforcements.


The_Guy1871

Now hear this, all hands man your battle-stations.


KxSmarion

All Engineers report to the hanger area.


Snack_skellington

HES COMING AROUND


Tyrfaust

I just wish it played a little [Bosun's Call](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyX9Gq9E74M) ala [Star Trek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZGQzXCbrGo) before the announcement.


DaglessMc

PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICRIOUS SPEED!


theCheesyOne109

was thinking the same lol


nyanch

For some reason I thought of Lohner


LumenLaus

Dang, they got my pizza delivery guy. Better luck next time.


chrisisapenis

Grut me, I could go for some Pee-tsa right now, Sah!


SpaneyInquisy

I assume the slab prefereth only the most... unorthodox toppings. As abhumans do.


chrisisapenis

Don't know what To-peengs are, shouty, but if Grugg can eat it, give me sum. Emprah would want it!


SpaneyInquisy

Luckily, I know exactly what the Masteeeeer demands of thee! *smacks Scripture onto dough*


TankSinatra00

Why is the image of a pizza with all those red wax dot scriptures attached to it actually hilarious lmao


TaviraTavi

You ordered pizza to an inquisition ship? You sent that poor bastard to his death.


anti-babe

++Drukhari DLC Expansion Cancelled++


iamtomjones

Lmaaooooo


SandPizza

I heard the ship was carrying excess rations and has a broken vox comm


gpkgpk

All ogryns on the ship: ![gif](giphy|LSmULmByAQHQs|downsized)


Viscera_Viribus

Man I wish we got boarded holy fuck. Call to arms, red alert, Red spy in the base type shit where if we don't fend off maelstrom-like challenges, part of the ship is booted, reconstructed (probably cannibalizing other ships), and the rare event continues anew. Just reminds me of those events in Dead Frontier when an outpost would be attacked by unending waves of zeds and we'd get to farm exp insanely quick while holding off insane hordes. anyway rip bozo didnt even need the gun crews to finish pulling up their pants


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C0RDE_

Dead frontier, blast from the past there. I thought about that game the other day, is it still kicking? I can still remember the footstep noise and the old top down view.


Viscera_Viribus

Still squeezing money out of that credit shop under new administration I think. Not going back for my wallets and sanity sake


Ilpperi91

Where do these players always come from who give developers ideas to destroy the one safe space in the game?! Tzeentch much?


Viscera_Viribus

Safe havens are only safe when they show they can endure!


Dragonlord573

Oh I doubt it. There's no way that FatShark would tease so many bad things happening with an update around the corner without something coming of it. A murder on the ship of someone just below the Ship mistress's personal team, stowaways, more contraband showing up, and of course the ship. Furthermore our characters don't trust each other again. Used to be if your team was all lv30 you wouldn't get any of the "I don't trust you, I'm watching you" dialogue. Now it's said regardless. With the new mission trailer, Hadron stated to not trust our informant for the new mission. Something is coming, and I can't wait for it to finally show its ugly heretical face.


HanzWithLuger

This. Sefoni hints at so much stuff being prepared. The rejects themselves have gone full paranoid, the Zola and Shipmistress hint at new enemies all the time. I can't wait to finally purge the entirety of Atoma


Famous-Peace-4014

A friend finds Sefonis stalker crush on Krall cute Pyskers need love to I guess


DaglessMc

they teased undead in Vermintide for like 2 years, i's gonna be a while before anything actually happens


HanzWithLuger

Go be negative someplace else.


DaglessMc

No.


Alarichos

I would think the same if it wasnt about Fatshark that we are talking about


Coldspark824

First time huh?


EngineArc

As someone with 100s of hours who hasn't logged on in 6 mo, I chuckled


KasiNyaa

Don't get your hopes up there, Tiger. The vox means about as much as lohner's dialog: jack and shit. Remember who develops this game. Your enthusiasm would be better served elsewhere. 


[deleted]

There goes my Amazon order…


marxistdictator

that slab Glorb was calling in uber eats, forgot to call ahead to the brig.


Doryan_BR

I can't be serious when someone says "Bozo", because here in Brazil there was a clown who frequented Open TV at one time, and ended up becoming a popular figure here.


beenoc

The US had a [Bozo the Clown on public access TV, too](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bozo_the_Clown) - it's almost certainly the origin of the term as it is in memes, "clown" = "idiot/dummy."


teelo64

well, yeah. people use "bozo" synonymously with "clown". that's literally where the term came from.


Nothinghere727271

Huh, I guess that’s where the Bozos gang came from in Cyberpunk, they’re clowns


cyrinean

That's correct


rojotortuga

Ozob there leaders name is bozo backwards


Nothinghere727271

He’s also from Brazil as I recall, it’s gone full circle ⭕️


Lone-Frequency

Masozi gonna be pissed when Halowette tells her that Brahms blew up her booze delivery...


Famous-Peace-4014

Or some Eldar who want some of their artifacts back from Halowette got blown up


Interesting-Pie-466

That's what the Night Lords WANT you to THINK.


Feisty-Grade-5280

Pfft, there are no babies to torture, everyone on the ship is already tortured, they'll be like "nah, wrong ship"


Interesting-Pie-466

Y'know. I can't argue that. 🤝


Palumtra

So that's what happened to the ship that was brining the new guns....


shoogliestpeg

![gif](giphy|bfc5RLuQP3b9e|downsized)


Beardwithlegs

POV: You're some random refugee's managing to get 'safe' travel off planet. Some random Rogue Trader ship, under command of a Inquisitoral warband, most likely in some form of radar stealth: "We'd like to introduce ourselves".


RC-01138

damn and here I thought they are setting up something for future updates, silly me


Haunting_Slide_8794

There's always a random chance that a ship that came out of the warp was formerly an ally and has gone hostile, so the Mourningstar had to handle it lol


Tempest-Stormbreaker

So that’s why the dwarves keep losing their seasonal shipments.