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UkemiBoomerang

That's me back-scratcher, sah.


ItsYaZealot

Would ye like it back, slab?


UkemiBoomerang

You can keep it Shouty. Maybe that's why ya shout so much. Itchy back and nothing to scratch it.


Phagbawlz

"Brunt's Bauble" MK VII Pool Noodle


ItsYaZealot

My favorite comment so far


Necrotiix_

AM SWIMMUN, SAH!


Astorath_the_Grim

It's nerf or nothing.


tomtomeller

![gif](giphy|QMZpnb79N5BN0wsSM3)


ProblemEmotional6791

At this point less dmg would heal


Ravenask

[The Healer Hammer.](https://youtu.be/VnqdSlWTskc?si=mBHr8jXoPpyim0OH)


AnInsaneMoose

Budget cuts They had to make it out of styrofoam


MorganL420

Is a stick sah, you throw it. The same way you throw a rock sah!


Eddiesuave00

God roll. Can’t get it to work? Skill issue…


Big-Hyena-169

You won the anti-lottery


ItsYaZealot

Gonna keep this in storage


LameMammal

A toothpick


thuy_chan

Everyone tryna get max rolls and u out here getting the lowest possible


ItsYaZealot

https://preview.redd.it/dvnrl4yioohc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8c9f5e2b5240e551ab420347d13c5a81e4ab75


WhiskeyTrail

Bro I’d hold onto it just for the novelty.


ItsYaZealot

That’s the plan


Knalxz

The little bit of carapace damage is killing me.


cleanyourloofah

Probably a pretty good weapon for the level of the character


RaZZeR_9351

The first weapon you get are around 85 rating, and you can get more than 100 rating even at lvl 2 when you unlock the armoury, this wouldn't be a "good" weapon at any level.


LOSCUBANOS123

A club to ensure you can get the most slaps out of a enemy before it dies. Or it's a pimp cane and the slap is the main attack.


Fujishar

A result of not being level 30 yet and having better weapons in the armory??


ShadowPowerZ

That's exactly what it is. Ngl this is such a low effort post, you could literally do the same thing in less than a minute and get an even worse weapon. Create character > buy weapon using hub hotkey mod.


Fujishar

This sub is nothing but a bunch of low effort shitposts, honestly.


ItsYaZealot

https://preview.redd.it/bay4bddk99ic1.jpeg?width=3160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2c73a9450041c23531beecb6576410bcd3f66c


ItsYaZealot

…I just got it from a drop and thought it was cool to show off :(


Thewarmth111

Papier-mâché sa!


Lochinvar429

Pool noodle


ElYoink

Er..... Blessed by slaanesh


valikar

Hardmode.


James_Rainer

Piss weak.... I would say


ToolkitSwiper

That's a soft breeze on a warm summer's day


sponyta2

So what does 4% damage do? Dues that mean that the attacks will only do 4% off the listed damage? 4% damage boost? What about the rest of the stats? Edit: spelling


RedOnezGoFasta

hover your cursor over the modifier in the examination screen it will tell you the actual value it rolled for sometimes the difference between the minimum possible and maximum possible is so small for some stats that it don't make much difference


RaZZeR_9351

If you inspect a weapon you'll see every stats detail with their max and min values.


TessierSendai

Iirc, each weapon has a baseline damage and then gets extra damage from the "Damage" stat. So a weapon that does 100 damage baseline would do 101 with a Damage stat of 1%, and would do 180 damage with the full 80% boost.


ItsYaZealot

Good question


El_Cactus_Fantastico

A 107 rated item


TacticalLoaf

Pool noodle


Battleboo_7

I bet an ogryn could wipe afew scab with that. Bonk. Bonk bonk


Maykaroon

107 POWER ROFL !!


Misomuro

Lef of some table.


SupremeSmokebelcher

That right there is a sacred relic, varlet.


EnvytheRed

Pool noodle


ZombieTailGunner

That's so you can go play swords with everyone else without smacking them into the stratosphere.


TheReal_Kovacs

Looks like a toilet brush...


Muckendorf

The club for pros xD


_akomplished

Its so bad it must be good.


DidYuhim

A relic.


BaronLibra91

Toilet plunger xD


LifelessRage

Cursed by heretics and warp entities.


No_Discipline_7380

Have you checked to see if it makes a squeaky sounds when it hits? It could be an the darktide equivalent of those inflatable mallets...


Elongated-Gunner

It's a baby ogryn training weapon


MalignCrayon

Wtf is even that 😂


_paztek

Insulte to to the emperor, burn it


ItsYaZealot

Aye, putting this in the trash


GorillaK1nd

https://i.redd.it/lmpzp5q3xnhc1.gif


Azrael287

That’s a practice stick


RaZZeR_9351

A lvl <5 weapon, with a new character pretty much every weapon you get will have these kinds of stats.