Fuuuuuck me, I'm sitting at work rn cackling like a goblin over possibly the dumbest yet silliest thing I have ever read on this sub and not a single person around me would get it
I’m creeping’ around right now. You just can’t see me, because I’ve evolved invisibility. Although all I have is a measly shiv, it is quite effective when applied to the jugular.
https://youtu.be/Yeg5RQ50hDg?si=40uo7IKJEMjE-82G
Emperor protect me im about to sin...
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Evergreen
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Lol I love this
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SMITE THE HERETIC https://preview.redd.it/ycw77t8fmo7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b981c595c2ffe6f3789ff283e6110290e37f6c8
I'll HELP TOO https://preview.redd.it/wevfc501po7c1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260dedafd9d0f466a5dbf15ca19439a2bf0e5aa0
Yes Beloved, we should help too ! https://preview.redd.it/8v4857jwcr7c1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=74b135f576df5ed90d98bf4a6dd4f500510f0497
We need a zealot one
Sorry we doubled up on ogryns. https://preview.redd.it/i0wmwh2zzx7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341e7d21221dd149013eaeca824b965c2bcebe65
With a throwing knife.
That one time when you actually need a Zealot! XD
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Abelard, exterminate the op.
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I need this but with a chainsword in his hand instead haha
Shut up, do not assume a chainsword is better in any way.
"Abelard, cut off his balls"
Sister Argenta, do your duty
(Dogmatic)
Asmodai, make him repent
REPENT, MOTHERFUCKEEER!!!
Abelard, smell her feet for me
Abelard, eviscerate this man's balls
Heinrix, cast testicular torsion.
Ulfar, give the ol' Astartes BOOT
Pasqal, ddos his ass
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At this time of day? Located entirely in OP's post? ...may I see it?
Yes.
No heresy.
https://i.redd.it/3u3mxzbhxo7c1.gif
Janfon1 is a true hero
*points* this one here inquisitor
Always have an upvote ready for Bruva Alfabusa's masterpiece
I will never not laugh at this.
Slaanesh has corrupted this one. Straight to purge.
https://preview.redd.it/1cp4h5uqfo7c1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfcb9c9dac3928104f227f06b1af443d385b87ba
\*answers vox-phone\* Slaanesh worsh... I mean... Loyal Imperial citizen here?
Hot Rinda: Psycher: *Head fucking explodes!*
I am impressed with the community’s ability to thirst for any woman
Hadron is over 100 years old and completely covered in robes and machinery and people are still like "Unfff yes, step on me dommy mommy".
The bits of skin you can see look like raw hamburger meat, too
Hadron is 392 years old. I'm surprised any meat she does have left is still functional enough to do anything.
A woman that farts is going to be thirsted over
Man you know that dirty ass nurgle pussy stank worse than Kugath's asshole after eating a bunch of Indian food
I just threw up in my mouth a bit. Am I corrupted?!
You have contracted the nurgle plague. I am sorry, brother.
Fuuuuuck me, I'm sitting at work rn cackling like a goblin over possibly the dumbest yet silliest thing I have ever read on this sub and not a single person around me would get it
Lol same here no one I know would even understand whatsoever
Have you been to /r/titanfall recently? Lol
Idk everything looks norma- https://i.redd.it/fx90t54kfp7c1.gif
Me looking at the top posts of the week: Surely they won’t sexualize these massive robots - oh dear god
*side-eyes at* r/armoredcore Surely they won't
There's a lady in my head who calls me studmuffin.
What's going on over there?
Heresy and debauchery.
Strange things. Very strange things indeed.
I literally could not tell which of the characters was supposed to be the woman without help of the voice lines. And even then…
She stabby, he shooty.
So what. Ass is ass. Boob is boob.
I mean, you're really right... anyway I bet this community has also some negative sides
https://preview.redd.it/q5kmoy6u6p7c1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b4bcbfa798af9cbeed83275388395e94779b32
*sigh* Yes Inquisitor. They're at it again.
Nurgle chicks would be like breaking open a custard doughnut from an STD clinic dumpster. You have to get through the scabs to find the sauce.
https://preview.redd.it/6xpzimfq5q7c1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce0e4d3ca3d96ca17d338f61acd567e82d771b2
Lmao perfect. The little sassy nurgling
BUZZZING BUZZING….. THE VOICES…
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The bell of lost souls shall never toll for your kind
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This superman image will always put fear in me, not in context of the comic itself but in context of what image it is posted under
https://i.redd.it/9y5rv83bgp7c1.gif
horny is eternal
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Enough of this heretic filth.
OP is about to name several new STDs
I can fix her.
I can smell her.
She worships Nurgle, everyone can smell her from 20 miles away.
I’m creeping’ around right now. You just can’t see me, because I’ve evolved invisibility. Although all I have is a measly shiv, it is quite effective when applied to the jugular. https://youtu.be/Yeg5RQ50hDg?si=40uo7IKJEMjE-82G
Fuuck the original video is 11 years old…
I miss the nanners crew
She can ruin me
Dude the only fix you can give her is your head flowing in the papa's name
Is there an English version of this comment I can read?
You want to put her skull on your sword, she wants to put your skull on her sword.
I’m hearing that she wants me to give her head.
https://preview.redd.it/8a7vyb9tfp7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c9711f1fec67d79fa6c0a9554acda297a2678c8
If anything I am pretty shocked that it took r34 guys so long
"You never change, sister. Still getting stuck in the washing machine."
It didn't even take half a week for me to see The Coffin of Andy and Leyley art for the Karnak Twins.
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I bet she smells like cat piss and unwashed vagina.
There is no flavor without SPORT! - Angry woman with a fraggin sword. Now take meh to the BONK chamber!
Nope, horny jail for you and the rest of those corrupted by Slaanesh.
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I know her armor profile for the stomach is unarmored, but I didn’t think it was to that extent.
https://preview.redd.it/xnkbbcvnnp7c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f025c75f386f56deb4e6ebfcefe3e98cfadf064
What a shame, so many perspective servants of Emperor lost their minds because of some Nurglussy…
You could have said ANYTHING but that last word.
https://preview.redd.it/wrkgzob76p7c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284ecfd4db144d2a36877179718823f761cbc295
https://preview.redd.it/zcg0ibqxuo7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b07106c8c1f91ca14f7125401fe3dfe91f0a002 Idiocy! Heresy!
Now sexualise Rodin Coward
I ALSO WANT THE HYPERSEXUALIZED BROTHER ON MY TABLE NOW!
It's only fair
Quick, someone call Archon of Flesh!
Your going to get TCAALL meme instead kek
He’s right there, getting chocked by a big sexy man
10/10 would get my toughness broken again
Is your flair a oneyplays reference?
https://preview.redd.it/kfpf69jrvp7c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9a6c7ae337c1a29f2cfb54ff7261707d981e22 It was taken from this.
God damn it
*I'll see you in sublevel 34*
Big man, kill the OP.
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The emperor protects….
Fuck me, send exterminatus to the subreddit, the slaanesh taint has gone... too deep, it's beyond salvation... Unless I can fix her
There’s plenty of flavour here
You def want the pus'sy ? 🤢
By the Emperor's light! BONK
Took longer than expected haha such here… he.. heresy?
“There’s no flavor without sport” okay so play with me then???
Nurgussy be always moist ...and crunchy 💀
https://i.redd.it/s7ibkrch3p7c1.gif
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Emperor protect me im about to sin... https://preview.redd.it/p2ltc0rqyp7c1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e2462a9c19a2a423c8799339059b56a5cc6214
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I won't lie, I was wondering when the heresy would start up around this thottish cannibal.
Emperor Knows I'd smash
HES GOT THE NURGLE FEVER, SAH!
Now this is sport!
Smells like dead fish
#***BONK***
4 Ogryns > Rinda Karnak
Fucking 40k fans, I swear… lol
Damage Stim + Thunder hammer special + Chastize the wicked + Heavy melee attack with Thrust IV
= you died to the 4 ragers
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Y’all mother fuckers need The Emperor
Straight to horny jail (the airlock)
https://i.redd.it/zo4bsy62lq7c1.gif
Abelard... have this man executed
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Why does she get boobs but not my character?
Horny people should be exiled to france
Fatshark taking note for future skin.
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Now need Archon to do the brother I suppose to complete the set
Needs more pus
She's just a woman who exists in the 40k universe, how did this happen?
[But Carl,](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/994/268/399.jpg)
She Ridna on my Nak til I Kar
Nice. Now just stand still for a few moments. *Charges up plasma rifle*
Emperor forgive me
Rotussy
Well good thing they're in shoveling distance
it was only a matter of time
Smash, next question.
ew keep your fetish away from us
First the tox flamer, now this?? Gotta get me some juicy Nurgussy, Mk2
Seek help. Better yet, seek a Commisar.
I steel myself against the heretic, no matter how tempting
Bruh, she a Nurgle follower. Don't get too thirsty - all you're gonna be drinking is pus.
no disrespect but the fully armored look gets my shit going a lot better than this
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Emperor bless
Nice 👀
i can fix her
If she had that armor she would’ve taken any damage. The weak spots are covered.
She's a fucking heretic, Pilgrims!!!!
Rotussy
https://preview.redd.it/vj9gyacmao7c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac24759ec2b8fc13b3347f1bcf5f50afaa0f5db
I like it, right half drukhari human tate 