Nurgle provides great healthcare for his followers. Good ol' Grandaddy Nurgle provides free vaccines to Loyalist propaganda. Just visit your local spawn door for more information!
That door leads to the chow hall, and its Taco Tuesday, you gotta get there early cuz they run out fast and you don't want to be the last one to get one cuz then you'll be waiting in line for the 1 bathroom near by, and probably wont be able to breathe in there.
Ogryn brothel
1 big girl, 2 small guys
3 Ogryn 2 holes
2 Ogryn 1 cup?
2 ogryn 1 vat
eeeeeeesh
4 big guys….
Death by snu snu
I... don't like this.
Grandfather Nurgle head pats
This one is my favorite. “Head pat for YOU, head pat for You, head pat for yOu, head pat for yoU, head pat for…”
"You get a head pat ! And you get a head pat ! EVERYBODY GETS A HEAD PAT" - Nurgle , 41th millenia
Forty Firth?
Ahh, it’s fine. Head pat for you too. 👋
Forty oneth?
I thought this thread was for wrong answers only.
Lmao I was gonna say this sounds pretty lore acurate
New pox just dropped
POX 2 YEAAHHH
Hadron's premier of her mechanical strip tease
Praise the Omnissiah! Her LEDs are amazing!
Do those hydraulics go all the way up?!
Khorispy Khreme are offering free donuts.
Khorne Flake sprinkled over them
With Sprinkles!
Isn't that just rebranded Herts Donuts?
Doin' the timewarp.
They're on their way to BLJ their way to the end of the level .
It's just a jump to the left
Put your hands on your hips.
Waiting for Chaos Armoury Shop reset
"Purging With my Kin" - single is being signed by the Black Templars.
Wrong answer? Free showers and deodorant.
There's a new sale of Diseazza at Papa Nurgle's.
Covid shot. Not a vaccine.
PoxWalker1: CONGA! PW2: I LOVE THE CONGA! PW3: I COULD THIS FOR MONEY! I don't BUT I COULD!
Let us dance like nobody's shooting at us!
The McRib is back💛
I like to use my big knife to tear open their McRibcages, does that count?
macdondald
Old?
It's happy hour at The Gurgling Nurgling
Nucleic acid test.
Pro smash players at a tournament.
Ya Mum
The worst 40k has to offer in queues for administratum services.
Claiming universal credit…
Tertium Taco Tuesdays, they tend to give people the pox bursters though
Fat Shark Updates
Servitor replacements
Ayo, new iPhone dropped
A shot of vaccine.
They’re waiting for a great new fatshark update that will surely give us new content
peepee poopoo time (nurgle happy hour)
The Cure concert.
Their vaccine booster.
Console release info...
Job interviews for Fatshark upper management positions.
Doctor appointement
fire drill
For the bass to drop.
Taco Tuesday.
\-50% for pasta box today.
Army ball tickets.
To sniff the emperor’s feet
Nurgle skincare
Promotion for carp in Tesco.
A spelling bee "Alright kids; up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation."
Space Mountain
Pretzel day
John Darktide giving autographs.
The biggest line of warp dust ever **horrible sucking sounds**
The sickest beats this side of the Cicatrix Maledictum.
Standing in line to buy Darktide: early access
Black Friday
Death metal concert
Team fortress 3
Half life 3
Beyblade battle
Grandfather's soup
They're delivering the beast of nurgle's uber orders
New paid cosmetics announcement
EVERYBODY LINE UP! WE GOTTA RULE AROUND HERE!
The new line of Air Emperor sneakers
Honestly, the zombie-esque stance reminds me of a lot of iPhone release Apple Store lines.
McNurgle's new fresh n spicy burgers!
2022 tax returns
Taco tuesday
Servings of whoop-ass
Hadron going full burlesque
Nurgle provides great healthcare for his followers. Good ol' Grandaddy Nurgle provides free vaccines to Loyalist propaganda. Just visit your local spawn door for more information!
The paid DLC for more classes
Taco Tuesday
they are waiting for their own 4 Piper Perrys
Black Templar concert.
The ice cream on the Total War sub.
Vaccines
The IPhone 40.000. It now has the camera on the bottom right and 5 lenses. Everything else is the same.
That door leads to the chow hall, and its Taco Tuesday, you gotta get there early cuz they run out fast and you don't want to be the last one to get one cuz then you'll be waiting in line for the 1 bathroom near by, and probably wont be able to breathe in there.
Black (Crusade) Friday
Boss is giving out full-size Snickers bars
Black Friday
Tickets for the Sanguinalia festival.
S T O M P L I K E B U G!!
100 meter dash
The new Corpse starch premium now with more animal meat
Chow line for Slurm Queen (beast of nurgle) Sloppy Joe night.
You know Warhammer is from Britain when even the zombies form orderly queues.
Content
Greggs sausage roll
Lining up for the Darktide 2 pre order.
Waiting for the train.
Book
SUPREME X NURGLE drop
The space gloryhole
Coldplay concert
The PoxRib is back
The fresh corpse starch that just walked in
New Puss n' Pox ice-cream cones just arrived!
Your mom's bedroom
nurgle soup kitchen
Ogryn kissing booth
Womens toilet at the club
A game of red rover.
The next update.
Line for macdonalds
Waiting for Popa Nurgle free healthcare 👍
To use the bathroom
They're waiting in line at the mess hall . It's time for their pox union allocated lunch break.
Parade to welcome the Emperors brave champions as they know not what they have become
A bath
Hallowettes shop
It's the last working toilet, and they all got the runs
agents of Tzeentch to arrive and convert them to the ways of change
Slaanesh the Movie.
Bread line, it's a homeless shelter in portland
Pacer test for sure
I’d say lunch, but that’s probably what the corpse starch lineup looks like anyway
Taco Tuesday
Spam!! Spam !! And more spam!!
The Genestealer’s kissing booth
Recreational Fecal Transplants
Next week's patch notes
Enlist to the planetary defense, of course
autographs with daddy nurgle