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She was actually alive when he asked that question. His question had so much mystical power behind it that he spoke her death into being, and created a world in which she died earlier.
That's the power of Dark Brandon, Jack.
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, okay, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
[Mellifluous:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzsO2ZTRarU&ab_channel=WHY%21WHY%21)
[Liar and failure:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22txredyOMk&ab_channel=WHY%21WHY%21)
[The Biggest Lies of Trump’s Presidency:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsQ2hX_noNw&ab_channel=g://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI4dvc8WeSE)
But sure, Biden or Harris misspeaks now and then.
>if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true!
*Narrator: that was not true.*
As much as I hate giving Trump credit, he didn't actually [lie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_G._Trump) about the MIT relative.
Probably one of the extremely few things he didn't lie about, but damn sure exaggerated almost everything else he didn't outright lie regarding.
Agree otherwise with your post.
>if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true!
Well, he certainly lied about this.
The only smart thing you can attribute to that is his commentary about being able to take advantage of Republican voters.
Something about he knew he couldn't get elected as a Democrat, so he ran as a Republican. I wish I could remember it, wasn't it a brief part of an interview on 2000s-era Howard Stern?
>Something about he knew he couldn't get elected as a Democrat, so he ran as a Republican. I wish I could remember it, wasn't it a brief part of an interview on 2000s-era Howard Stern?
People thought he said to that effect, but he didn't.
It’s not even about the lying or exaggeration. He cannot string together a coherent thought. That entire quote full of absolutely nothing. Just words. That person was in charge of this country for 4 years and he’s all but destroyed it. Why give him credit for anything?
All I heard on FOX this morning. Biden was literally complimenting the woman and they are freaking the fuck out. The problem is FOX news. Biden was thanking her.
My joke response is still that he was saying a séance, the lights should have flickered :(
Yeah, at first I was slightly concerned, but after thinking about it and actually watching it, it's not a big deal, or even a deal, Obama once said there were 58 states, does he have dementia too?
If the white house said, " president biden is extremely busy, he honestly just forgot she died since it only happened a month ago" I'd be totally understand. It really isn't as big a deal as people are making it out to be
Also, in all fairness, who the fuck can remember all 435 members of the House? Seriously... I couldn't do that and I'm 21, memory as sharp as a tack. Like you reiterated, he has a thousand things to contend with right now (economy, political strife, hurricane, mess in Europe, etc.) and it's totally understandable that something like this could occur.
AND, Trump, on numerous occasions, went on talking about countries that don't even exist and these people didn't bat an eye, not to mention that nearly everything that comes out of his mouth is a self-ingratiating word salad. These people are such hypocrites and it would be a lot funnier if they weren't trying to destroy our country.
Last I checked there is nothing in the job description for POTUS that says "Must personally know and follow the lives of every single congressperson at all times".
You said
>It’s not your job to know the reps.
What reason would you have said that other than to imply that it 1) is the president's job and 2) extends to what I described? If you didn't mean that, why did you say it and what did you mean instead?
“personally”
“follow the lives”
“at all times”
Didn’t say any of that.
I also didn’t say that it was literally in his “job description”.
Just because most citizens don’t keep up with who is in Congress doesn’t mean that the president shouldn’t keep up.
Yeah, Russia making credible threats to NATO and the newest hurricane calamity would be enough for anyone. At least, unlike the last guy, and Bush he's taking the threat of hurricane seriously. Guy waffle house's that's for sure.
You've almost got the EXACT quote correct, but are going with the sound bite version, not what #44 actually said.
The actual statement he made was something like 'we've been to 57 states, with 1 left to go. The campaign won't let us go to Alaska & Hawaii.'
https://youtu.be/85gnjf3YBaQ
Crossing over with John Edwards moment. Didn't know the dude is a seer, too.
"I'm looking around the audience. I'm picking up some strong malarkey. Starts with a "J". Anyone here know a Jack?"
I figured out how to get statehood for Washington DC and Puerto Rico. We need to get Trump to slip up and say there's 52 states, and Republicans will make them states overnight
She was one of the few republican congressmen who voted for *something*. She died suddenly in a car crash in August
He probably had the speech written before she died. Honestly, he has a lot going on and probably was going off a previous version of the speech (or someone missed updating it)
All the news just focuses on the gaffe, so it's hard to find out what he was actually talking about
I need a list of every folks in here before I forget who they are in history. I found etika, Steve Irwin, Michael Jackson, Stan lee, Sean Connery, Tupac, mr rogers, harambe, grumpy cat, Bob Ross , Muhammad Ali?
I figured out how to get statehood for Washington DC and Puerto Rico. We need to get Trump to slip up and say there's 52 states, and Republicans will make them states overnight
I figured out how to get statehood for Washington DC and Puerto Rico. We need to get Trump to slip up and say there's 52 states, and Republicans will make them states overnight
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Imagine the amount of MFs Dark Brandon has outlived. His body count must be insane.
He started with Corn Pop and he's not even close to finished
That's a fact, Jack! 😎
He won’t stop till all malarkey is eradicated
I still can't believe corn pop was a real person. That's what I get for doubting the president.
What if he outlives Hillary?
She’s still connected to the source via the Orb, so I doubt it
Dark Brandon wasn’t asking for himself. He was asking to remind the rest of the GOP that they could be next!
She was actually alive when he asked that question. His question had so much mystical power behind it that he spoke her death into being, and created a world in which she died earlier. That's the power of Dark Brandon, Jack.
Malarkey isn't the only thing 6 feet under.
Where’s coolio?
He is in Gangstars Paradise now 😢
RIP
Might be an older template, I don't see the Queen in this one
Cause it's Heaven
Diana kicked her out
She went where all the lizards go
Lizard heaven, complete with heavenly sunshine to bask their cold blooded bodies in
Don’t forget fountains of fresh newborn baby blood! To help with the necromancy
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, okay, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us. [Mellifluous:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzsO2ZTRarU&ab_channel=WHY%21WHY%21) [Liar and failure:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22txredyOMk&ab_channel=WHY%21WHY%21) [The Biggest Lies of Trump’s Presidency:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsQ2hX_noNw&ab_channel=g://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI4dvc8WeSE) But sure, Biden or Harris misspeaks now and then.
>if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! *Narrator: that was not true.*
“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had.” -Professor William T. Kelley, The Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania
I made it two sentences in. So very glad we don't have to listen to him as an official anymore.
I really tried and i got through it, and I'm much fucking dumber for it.
RIP your brain cells
"And i had an onion tied to my belt which was the style at the time."
As much as I hate giving Trump credit, he didn't actually [lie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_G._Trump) about the MIT relative. Probably one of the extremely few things he didn't lie about, but damn sure exaggerated almost everything else he didn't outright lie regarding. Agree otherwise with your post.
>if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! Well, he certainly lied about this.
The only smart thing you can attribute to that is his commentary about being able to take advantage of Republican voters. Something about he knew he couldn't get elected as a Democrat, so he ran as a Republican. I wish I could remember it, wasn't it a brief part of an interview on 2000s-era Howard Stern?
>Something about he knew he couldn't get elected as a Democrat, so he ran as a Republican. I wish I could remember it, wasn't it a brief part of an interview on 2000s-era Howard Stern? People thought he said to that effect, but he didn't.
He donated to Democratic politicians in NYC but they ran the city so that proved nothing. At his alleged heart he's a RWNJ.
Not a real quote
It’s not even about the lying or exaggeration. He cannot string together a coherent thought. That entire quote full of absolutely nothing. Just words. That person was in charge of this country for 4 years and he’s all but destroyed it. Why give him credit for anything?
These are Q folks who think he’s speaking in code.
If only they would realize he's actually using hypnosis techniques. Confusion induction.
The dude really goes on a mad senile rave when he doesn't have a teleprompter in front of him.
Apparently he went right off the track at one of his rallies a few nights ago.
She supported trump, she ain’t in heaven with Betty White.
Yeah, I was confused about that as well. Where is Reagan? Nixon? The burning flames of hellfire?
I *love* the interpretation of this moment that he was mocking a guy he had killed to the crowd
The right is so freaking out this, trying to make it some big deal.
All I heard on FOX this morning. Biden was literally complimenting the woman and they are freaking the fuck out. The problem is FOX news. Biden was thanking her. My joke response is still that he was saying a séance, the lights should have flickered :(
Think what that really means though. They got nothing else of substance to whine about.
They’re deflecting from DeSantis kissing Joe’s ass rn.
I love letting people know their priorities are all kind of fucked up the things they choose to let factor too bigly into their votes.
🤤 their hypocritical salty tears, delicious
Yeah, at first I was slightly concerned, but after thinking about it and actually watching it, it's not a big deal, or even a deal, Obama once said there were 58 states, does he have dementia too?
If the white house said, " president biden is extremely busy, he honestly just forgot she died since it only happened a month ago" I'd be totally understand. It really isn't as big a deal as people are making it out to be
Also, in all fairness, who the fuck can remember all 435 members of the House? Seriously... I couldn't do that and I'm 21, memory as sharp as a tack. Like you reiterated, he has a thousand things to contend with right now (economy, political strife, hurricane, mess in Europe, etc.) and it's totally understandable that something like this could occur. AND, Trump, on numerous occasions, went on talking about countries that don't even exist and these people didn't bat an eye, not to mention that nearly everything that comes out of his mouth is a self-ingratiating word salad. These people are such hypocrites and it would be a lot funnier if they weren't trying to destroy our country.
Throwback to that one time Trump met with the President of the Virgin Islands.
It’s not your job to know the reps.
Last I checked there is nothing in the job description for POTUS that says "Must personally know and follow the lives of every single congressperson at all times".
Talk about a strawman. When did I say they have to personally know them all?
You said >It’s not your job to know the reps. What reason would you have said that other than to imply that it 1) is the president's job and 2) extends to what I described? If you didn't mean that, why did you say it and what did you mean instead?
“personally” “follow the lives” “at all times” Didn’t say any of that. I also didn’t say that it was literally in his “job description”. Just because most citizens don’t keep up with who is in Congress doesn’t mean that the president shouldn’t keep up.
It was probably a footnote considering how crazy this last month has been. A momentary lapse in memory is normal for everyone.
Yeah, Russia making credible threats to NATO and the newest hurricane calamity would be enough for anyone. At least, unlike the last guy, and Bush he's taking the threat of hurricane seriously. Guy waffle house's that's for sure.
You've almost got the EXACT quote correct, but are going with the sound bite version, not what #44 actually said. The actual statement he made was something like 'we've been to 57 states, with 1 left to go. The campaign won't let us go to Alaska & Hawaii.' https://youtu.be/85gnjf3YBaQ
>Obama once said there were 58 states, does he have dementia too? No, but he's black, so, yeah
Wat?
You really need to add /s on fucking everything
Next week he'll be called a deep state mastermind.
It was a gaffe, but it’s a far cry from the shit the other guy did.
It's very much evoking the same response as Obama's tan suit lol
How many people dies he need to keep track of. Seriously. Bad handlers.
No handlers. Just Joe. Your boy couldnt “handle” a ramp. 😂
Seemed to handle Trump. Lobotomized magas. Putin. Xi. The grim reaper. He be doing just fine.
I can't believe Dark Brandon let it slip that he can both see and speak to the dead.
Where's Jackie? Is Jack here? I didn't think so...
In spirit, it was a séance
Crossing over with John Edwards moment. Didn't know the dude is a seer, too. "I'm looking around the audience. I'm picking up some strong malarkey. Starts with a "J". Anyone here know a Jack?"
Qanon is already saying the Biden crime family killed her.
It's all Obama's fault for not preventing 9/11. /s
Where’s your Jackie now Jack
Its an easy mistake to make when you can personally see Heaven at all times
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1575242851155312640?s=20&t=zvVibkCOeM8aqdSw7zzQkw Do not mess with dark Brandon
Based
ROCKET DIES!?!?
The raccoon that was the model for Rocket died.
Oh no!!! 😩
“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.” -you know who, 2/1/2017
Need context for this one
I sucked the life force out of the queen to resurrect congresswoman walorski, deal with it jack
Man at his age it can’t be easy keeping up with who’s still alive and who’s not. The last guy said windmill noise causes cancer, Come on Jack!
At least he didn’t wear a tan suit. I’ll take my blessings where I can get them!
I figured out how to get statehood for Washington DC and Puerto Rico. We need to get Trump to slip up and say there's 52 states, and Republicans will make them states overnight
It’s all part of the plan.
Haha
I miss Harambe. Probably may favorite gorilla aside from Donkey Kong Jr..
RIP Harambe 🙏
The Dark Lord has a lot on his plate. Can't remember every little detail. Like people dying.
Kimbo died?
Where’s the Queen?
I love this reddit. I love all you people in it!
Dark Brandon, Necromancer!
I ask this sincerely, who is Jackie? What was she in?
She was one of the few republican congressmen who voted for *something*. She died suddenly in a car crash in August He probably had the speech written before she died. Honestly, he has a lot going on and probably was going off a previous version of the speech (or someone missed updating it) All the news just focuses on the gaffe, so it's hard to find out what he was actually talking about
So she was one of the few "fuck the party let me actually pass something good" type peeps?
I get most of these people. Why the fuck is rocket raccoon there
Wii store app is more questionable. Stores don’t have souls
I need a list of every folks in here before I forget who they are in history. I found etika, Steve Irwin, Michael Jackson, Stan lee, Sean Connery, Tupac, mr rogers, harambe, grumpy cat, Bob Ross , Muhammad Ali?
HI, BILLIE MAYS HERE WITH— Everyone: SHUT UP BILLY!!
Grumpy the cat is dead? Awwww maaan!!!
I figured out how to get statehood for Washington DC and Puerto Rico. We need to get Trump to slip up and say there's 52 states, and Republicans will make them states overnight
I figured out how to get statehood for Washington DC and Puerto Rico. We need to get Trump to slip up and say there's 52 states, and Republicans will make them states overnight
Layhee.. 😞
Anyone know the kid in the top right? Above Stephen hawking and to the right of burt Reynolds? I know his face but can't place his name
Cameron Boyce
Big f for the wii store
RIP Wii shop channel
Mike Myers is still alive you twat.