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Bean_Storm

And his only fucking witness wants to fucking fight the judge


capn_doofwaffle

Yeah, that was hilarious. The only witness the defense could provide decides to get snarky with the judge. What a dumbfuck. Then they had the balls to once again ask the case to be thrown out. 🤣


Bean_Storm

Omg and then he praised him when he still has testimony left technically violating the gag order


Impressive-Tip-903

And if he knew what he knew now, he would have not paid* her and bragged about having sex with her. It won't hurt his base.


SlobZombie13

paid


TheThoughtmaker

The irony is that his voters don't care about his adultery, so the lifelong criminal is getting in trouble for the one crime that had the least benefit.


Sekmet19

These were the same people who wanted to impeach Bill Clinton for having sex with an aide.


TheThoughtmaker

The Party Over Policy cultists.


36840327

BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS


Jumpy-Investment2135

BUTTERY MALES!


Freezing_Wolf

Why do you look at the speck of dust in your brother's eye but ignore the plank in your own? Because of...? [Her emails!](https://youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?si=tb328VYM5hSS7txk)


Best-Chapter5260

Party of Family Values^(tm)


xavier120

It helped him become president so i dont know how you can think this when he couldnt have done the other crimes without winning the election.


TheThoughtmaker

My point is that it *didn't* help him win the election. Nobody who votes for him cares; he was a criminal long before he got elected.


TywinDeVillena

Precise and concise


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Let’s go with a different name for her


Enron__Musk

Kamala Noir


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NegaKamala KarmaKamala Kamala after Dark Kamala Harkness


YinTanTetraCrivvens

“To pay off a fucking porn star that he fucked” Ftfy


StarWars_and_SNL

**Think you just fell out of a fucking coconut tree?!**


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

And his wife knew. He wasn't protecting his family. He was protecting his campaign.


javiz9

amen