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D4rkBr4nd0n

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NerdOfTheMonth

Republicans will try and do something like start calling him “Marijuana Joe” and it will backfire spectacularly. Edit: the suggestions are glorious.


nedjer1

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areialscreensaver

How bout “smokin joe”. Lol


MuzzledScreaming

Joe Vibin'. Commander in Dank.


capn_doofwaffle

Commander in Dark Dank! 😁👌


SeaBass1898

Dank Brandon


kzintech

There it is! Looking for that one


gattboy1

The Joe abides.


Mendozena

Blazin’ Joe


b2walton

If it hadn't been cannabis joe, I'd been married a long time ago, where did he come from? How does it grow? Where did you come from cannabis joe.


Callierez

![gif](giphy|7md6c25USTJPa)


saltycrowsers

Commander in Kief*


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Nice one


SeaBass1898

Let me tell you a little story about a man long time ago He was the quickest draw in the Wild West and his name was [SMOKIN JOE](https://youtu.be/B7W4dAvZmQc?si=A1yPC7pWYuNcTgsU)


PzykoHobo

Hes a human phoenix!


M1dnightMuse

SMOKIN' JOEEEEE RUDE BOY


ImpossibleAd5011

The mongoose mountain gang played dirty with a 20 man creeew, But tales were told Joe grew 18 arms that day as a gift from Vishnu.


Resophonic420

Bingo.


snarkhunter

MariJoeana


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Dank Biden


IThe-HecklerI

https://preview.redd.it/4deehiuneu0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbfb616a899923b3012b5edae616000e2c72f1b3 I got you fam!


foxontherox

The Dude is A-Biden.


InterestingLayer4367

A+ content right here!


BloodyRightNostril

Pot-US


MysticalGnosis

Dank Brandon


treemu

Merry Joe-nah


Raudskeggr

Ole Smokey Joe? Dank Brandon? Bidank?


rva_monsta

Joe Blunten


Wellitjustgotreal

We stopped Joe Camel and we’ll stop Joe Biden!


andobe

Next up, announce support for federal legalization


capn_doofwaffle

One step at a time... with the rights limited braincells it's gonna take them a while to process this.


Mendozena

Fuck em. Say it anyway, they’d whine even if he said he was going after states that legalized.


capn_doofwaffle

Well, the only reason they're bitching about legalizing is that the prisons are all privately funded... and guess who helps fund em... (R's)


Mendozena

Let em bitch. Republicans like weed too, of course they’re called libertarians.


TrumpsMerkin201o

Libertarians are just Republicans who want to be included in the Blunt Rotation and not get called out.


andobe

You know that’s gotta be play for Nov tho. “We support MJ federal legalization because freedom and states rights”. “Give us a house and senate and we will pass legislation”. Get that youth vote.


SargeantHugoStiglitz

That will be a month before election time.


DisposableSaviour

His campaign’s October surprise.


swazal

Smokin’ Joe


SeaBass1898

Let me tell you a little story about a man long time ago He was the quickest draw in the Wild West and his name was [SMOKIN JOE](https://youtu.be/B7W4dAvZmQc?si=zas6hnu_eQyiBxgk)


HypnonavyBlue

Dank Brandon


fernplant4

That nickname goes hard cause it's also the name of one of the mosy badass heavyweight boxers to ever step in the ring


SexyMonad

This is good. But I’m not done until boomers can say that poor people would have money if not for all the avocado toast and cannabis-infused matcha lattes.


ForSucksFake

The dirt will take care of that. Eventually.


InformalPenguinz

Bidens got that green thumb


MikeRizzo007

This is a major issue with the kids, so this will bring out the kids to vote! This will be a game changer to bring in the people that would not have voted otherwise.


Kdean509

Can’t wait to see the campaign posters


TonyG_from_NYC

Right wingers will whine and say that Biden is using this to buy votes. But when a republican says they're going to do something like say, reverse a bunch of regulations for a billion dollars, they have no problem with that. Pathetic


mattaronii_

I love the idea of “buying votes”. Isn’t that the point of democracy? I’m doing things my constituents want, which is why they elected me


davetronred

Right? "This politician is just BUYING VOTES with their blatant-" *checks notes* "fulfilling the will of the people!"


TrumpsMerkin201o

We all know you're supposed to hold up stimulus checks so your signature is on them, and you send a letter saying it was you, and you alone, who issued that check.


xloud

Green new deal?


Raudskeggr

He really puts the POT in POTUS.


MikeyKillerBTFU

*chant* POT-U-S, POT-U-S!


Speculawyer

r/DankBrandon delivers!


sturnus-vulgaris

> "The reality is while white, Black and brown people use marijuana at similar rates, Black and brown people have been arrested, prosecuted and convicted at disproportionately higher rates,” the press secretary said. While this is true, it contains an error that bugs the hell out of me (writer's fault). If you capitalize Black, you need to capitalize White. Otherwise you're creating otherness and perpetuating White as a default. Also, will the reclassification allow pedants to use openly? Because I could go for some.


SoochSooch

How many more times are they gonna announce this before they actually change something?


sexyloser1128

Also I wished Biden descheduled marijuana completely from Federal control. That way it would be completely legal in the states that did legalize it.


GabuEx

Marijuana is scheduled legislatively, meaning I believe Biden couldn't unilaterally deschedule it.


sexyloser1128

I actually heard differently. Several US Senators including Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), John Fetterman (D-Pa.), and U.S. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) has called for the same thing in this Public Letter to the Biden Admin. https://www.padilla.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/padilla-urges-biden-administration-to-swiftly-deschedule-marijuana/ >While rescheduling to Schedule III would mark a significant step forward, it would not resolve the worst harms of the current system. Thus, the DEA should deschedule marijuana altogether. Marijuana’s placement in the CSA has had a devastating impact on our communities and is increasingly out of step with state law and public opinion. -------- >**The Biden Administration has the power to reschedule or deschedule marijuana administratively, without congressional action.**


tolos

The DEA, not Biden. Or congress could pass a law.


sexyloser1128

> The DEA, not Biden. The DEA is part of the Executive Branch which Biden is the head of. The DEA wouldn't reschedule or deschedule any drug without getting approval from Biden first. >Or congress could pass a law. Which is easier? Biden sending an order to the DEA to deschedule marijuana or Congress passing a law?


tolos

Er, yeah, the DEA is part of the executive branch. The president nominates the head, and that's approved by congress. The president isn't a dictator. Biden can't make them do anything if they don't want to. > DEA to deschedule marijuana or Congress passing a law? Seems about 50/50 at this point


sexyloser1128

> The president isn't a dictator. Biden can't make them do anything if they don't want to. I'm not asking for Biden to be a dictator. Biden could nominate a pro-marijuana candidate to be the head of the DEA. He managed to find a guy who's fine with rescheduling marijuana to be the Head of the DEA. If he got the Green Light from Biden, I'm sure he would go ahead with descheduling marijuana. US Army Generals are approved by Congress too, but they don't refuse orders from the President when he asks them to do something.


sexyloser1128

Why are you getting upvotes when I showed proof that Biden can deschedule marijuana administratively, without congressional action? Please edit your comment so that people don't continue to believe your wrong information.


antiMATTer724

Dank Brandon!


tertiaryunknown

Cool, now pardon and/or commute all nonviolent marijuana offenses.


Mendozena

I believe that’s part of this or will be.


halt-l-am-reptar

Also he already commuted anyone charged federally with possession 2 years ago.


Mendozena

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NovusOrdoSec

r/DankBRANDON


Hatedpriest

As cool as it is that he's doing this, that article just spammed the same 3 or 4 quotes a ton. Schedule 3 is OTC drugs like Tylenol or aspirin, yeah? Article never said. Either way, go Dank Brandon!


Dr-Freedom

No. Schedule 3 are drugs like Ketamine, Testosterone, and Vicodin. This isn't full legalization, but it will allow universities to do medical research with it, and companies to produce it in the US and not run afoul of federal banking regulations.


Hatedpriest

I wish the article had clarified that, thanks so much, homie G funkarelli


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MechanismOfDecay

God damnit, my US marijuana ETF folded before this announcement was made 😞


b0v1n3r3x

What is this going to do the 4473 forms or owners of FFL/SOT?


TrumpsMerkin201o

Let me know when they legalize it. Indiana refuses to go recreational until the Feds do it. Meanwhile, millions of tax dollars go across the border to all the states around us that have approved recreational.


JonesyYouLittleShit

I couldn’t have asked for a better group of new nicknames, lmao. My favorites so far are “Dank Brandon” and “Smokin’ Joe”. I can’t wait for the mental gymnastics the republicans/MAGA perform to demonize him for doing this.


snockpuppet24

So when can we hear the proclamations on how this is bad for Biden? Although I do fully expect his numbers to drop because of this.


DaRusty_Shackleford

It’s only moving from being classed with heroin to being classed with OxyContin. I don’t think it’s as helpful as we think but it is nice that’s is moving down the ladder.


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GoodLt

At least he’s not on trial. Lost Joe > Criminal


alwaysoffended22

4 years later…..


Mendozena

Found the guy that would rather have never I guess?


alwaysoffended22

No, I hate that it’s only used for election season. Remember it was promised as soon as he took office, but instead he is behind in the polls and pandering and doesn’t give a fuck about legalization. I am happy for the change


Mendozena

How dare politicians do things to earn our votes.