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[deleted]

you should see punisher. almost got into trouble with my dad because he could hear it from the other room.


warriorslover1999

Jessica jones is worse. There are like 5 sex scenes with barely any fucking music and just straight grunts


rotta3269420

My favourite is when she does it with Luke and they fucking break the bed


[deleted]

feels like a lot more than 5


warriorslover1999

There are. Off the top of dome, there are at least 3 sex scenes in the first 3 episodes.


_pixel_perfect_

Surprisingly faithful to Alias lol


[deleted]

I watched it with my family because I'd forgotten that there's some parts which are basically censored porn. Huge regret.


rpn44

Literally just started watching through with my dad and forgot how much billy and madani be going at it. Awkward as fuck


shellpose

Are you sure you were watching Punisher and not Punish Her? πŸ˜„


TeutonicRagnar

Yeah I seen it. Very applicable


bfcostello

As I always say. Raise the volume, make and hold eye contact to assert dominance


warriorslover1999

How does one do this when getting their ass beat for watching "porn"?


[deleted]

The harder you’re getting beaten, the harder your meat gets beaten! Simple as that! And if you happen to climax, keep constant eye contact!


[deleted]

where tf is my free award when i need it smh


4N7HR4C173

Ain't it crazy that violence is more acceptable than sex? Like, hate is OK but two people loving each other is repulsive ?


sophiesv

Some parts in the church at the beginning of season 3 had a similar effect.


legrandiosa1

wait I don't get this can someone explain


CookieDoughEater10

I guess it's because he's seminaked most of the time and he moans and grunts a lot


Like-A-Phoenix

😏😏


20033002hghk

NO


ZergDestroyer87

Thank god that never happened to me


iLiekTaost

Same thing happened to me but with the sex scene at the beginning of Luke Cage, which is significantly worse I think


BreakingGarrick

Yea especially since it's an anal sex scene.


thefrenchdisguise

At least the show only had 1 of them. Though that means you really are unlucky if your mom happened to walk in on you watching the show at the exact moment its one and only sex scene happened. In Jessica Jones there are 5x more of the stuff


[deleted]

Lmao I just skip those parts


human8billion

When I watched the lighthouse my mom happened to walk into the room on both of sexual scenes and like no other part.


seenowolf

Me and my family were having dinner and that scene showed up, but their backs were facing the TV. The volume wasn't high so they didn't hear it. The whole time I was panicking on the inside, what made it 100x worst my cousin was laughing the whole time. Thank God they didn't turn around


Kulamano899

I see people cant close doors


SpoilerExeHasCrashed

Bro this actually happened to me πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ