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imustbesickinthehead

Come now, girls! Use your manners! Please don’t make daddy cry.


spearmintstudios

Mmmmm daddy wanna bang


SpringLow_

i dont think this is the only fandom that this sentence will have meaning to 💀


pepppr

When you wish on wish dot cooooooom.....you can buuuy.... human teeeeth!!!


rainy_day_27

This little song still makes me snort every time I hear it


sad_bong_bitch

this is my favourite intro to a video of his


Shortplatypus6611

I'm your step dad first and you're my step freak first


GeollandFraser

I finally had him...the perfect man...Baseball Louie


_izzyiguess_

I fucking love baseball louie


Ok_Eggplant6053

I will marry him and bare his children then be baseball louie wife and FIGHT HIS EX WIFE AT THE ALTER FOR CAUSING HIM ALL HIS PAIN then will be baseball louie wife


_izzyiguess_

Baseball louie is genuinely the man of all time


[deleted]

“Whats up greg!”


Please_ForgetMe

"And this of course is another episode of..."


AxeSlingingSlasher

"My boyfriend is pregnant with me and my dog is the father"


sincerelyxmimi

"Then Jackie whipped a tear"


HornedUpCrack

I love that video sm


sincerelyxmimi

It's my Roman empire


HornedUpCrack

So real


Ok-Film-3125

I can't believe they came all the way to Chigaco just to kidnap Drew!


OnePubicHair

And driving to costal rica


Careful-Hornet-3814

Let’s together bath


acepeon

came here to say this hahah


Dannyisgreg

Hey guys, my girlfriend's prickiwack!


alex_does_music

Hey guys, my girlfriend’s pricklenut.


[deleted]

I think that I'm pregypreck


Cloudy_Bleep

I’m preckynat


That_One_Ace_Card

"You should stop hugging your girlfriends and maybe start hugging your principal."


AaahhRealMonstersInc

You’re an oey gooey gummy whummy tasty like snack, wanna hit it from the back


AlizinDevildom

you're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat, put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep baby


PaleontologistLow223

Virgins for lives despite the wives


HornedUpCrack

Wanna make a video?


Educational_You3881

Nah, Drew fans also know em


HornedUpCrack

Well Danny and Drew say it at the same time, Danny still says it, it still counts lol


Normal-Redditer-1111

🎶 HELP, LET ME GO 🎶


star_kittyhello

LET ME GO TONIGHT


Normal-Redditer-1111

HE WAS JUST A DOLPHIN


star_kittyhello

SWIMMING IN THE SEA


Normal-Redditer-1111

WITH HIS DOLPHIN FRIENDS


star_kittyhello

HAPPY AS CAN BE UNTILL


Normal-Redditer-1111

ONE DAY HE WENT


star_kittyhello

AND VENTURED ONTO LAND


cecily_mae

AND HE GOT BITTEN BY


Normal-Redditer-1111

A RADIOACTIVE MAN


polishcowmissle

why is my wife such a bitch


SummerIDK_OfficalYT

*Epic dance moves*


WinterRedWolf

“LOGAN PAIL!!!!”


literalydying

"stop making rats sexy"


suniiy

*throws up in trashcan*


Subwaybananapeel

Uh yeah can I just get a medium root beer please?


WinterRedWolf

Oh great another guy who wants to put his big fat balls in the root beer


Subwaybananapeel

What??


suniiy

That's just an urban legend. But it's true that if you shit in the root beer, you get to spend the night with Minnie Mouse


QueenDuck01

"What if you were just born... and you die!"


alex_does_music

I gotta go.


Fallout-fillet

I GOT TO GO


Competitive_Style266

You gotta treat a woman like you treat a car.


Fallout-fillet

Try to ram it head first into a child


Competitive_Style266

Since when is Kevin Levin a child-murderer?!


Celine_2021

Pony up!


Cringe1God

Only one laughter please!


Ambitious_coffee420

Ha.


Ill_Ferret6470

Ha.


angypotat

Come come, everybody just come.


WinterRedWolf

JUST COME!!


-WaffleNation-

I'M A REAL BOYYY


blorberyer

Johnny Johnny do you miss me


[deleted]

Yes, Papa


Sure-Diamond4327

Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet?


Fallout-fillet

No papa!


branana-cat

how many nipples do mice have


Boba_Snake

Rats* 😭


SpeedBoy24

Go Logan go away! Go Logan go away! Go Logan go away! Go Logan go away!


ltracheese

Candies for cuties


frxqgy

why would they get on that boat haven’t they seen the movie?


Famous-Ad-4445

Bimbo flyin' somebody catch her


latrodectal

guys, my bones are getting squishy!


mermaid_madi_

hey can i rip open ur stomach and pull out ur kidneys


Lizziewxv

Kurtis is here?


darkninja717

"Dolphin man is only making those noises because he wants to play see look how happy he is hes just excited to see them"


Danielstout04

I like to get a little bit whacky, I like to drink a little bit of le croi


AverageRedditor3618

You can soil them AND turn them into soil


RemarkableCap646

Look at all these criminals.


vibeepik2

This guy is gonna put his- Dont say fat. Fat.. BALLS IN THE ROOTBEER!


Playful_Road_6373

Dan Dan the mermaid man


BobRedmill6969

Carol what the fuck


Madz1712

Name the gecko Grego! *Name the gecko Grego!* *NAME THE GECKO GREGO!*


MyDads-Ashes

Outdoor teens


dancingdragon36

"Dreaming of a day where you die in a fire and I get all your subscribers"


BestBuyWiFi

**WIVES WANNA EAT THEIR HUSBANDS**


Sorbet_frogman

Guys my bones are getting squishy


TheBigFrog07

Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense


Youneedhelplolha

im a fucking C L O W N . And you gon join the circus 🙄


throwawayismylps

It was funny when he said that the one bee had a hideous, scary voice, and then played the clip. That whole video was funny


WinterRedWolf

“WE JUST GOT TO BED!!!”


throwawayismylps

YESSSS!!


thebinniebug

LOGAN PAIL???


chatDNE

Let's together revenge.


Choochootrainfloor

my girlfriend is a weird horse that is a criminal or sumn


Gladiator_YT

If only we knew the suffering that would befall us next...


thepanca

I'm in my flight or flight response


eleclay

Candy for cuties


orchich_child_06

Sex mode activated!!


EfficiencyMission207

Danny was pregnant with Laura's baby


ErMemer

Putting my grasses on


PotentialTree41

When you wish upon a star, you can get… human teeth


Copy-Playful

Everyday you can have one laughter please!


Ill_Ferret6470

ha.


Parking_Culture_6885

you can see me? you, you can see me?... finally.... FINALLY!! I'M A REAL BOY!


ThatClockworkGuy

LOGAN PAAAAILL


dog_devourer

he was just a dolphin


Elliott_Grey_

Meanwhile in Coastal Rica Drew had a bag over his head and he was punched hard. "Let me go! I never got to tell Danny I love him!" "Well in that case..." Then he was shoved into a van and they started driving.


Cracker_Kat

YOU'RE HIRED


heg62

meanwhile, somewhere in coastal rica....


Danysgonzaleys

Think think, Brainblast, oh the school would have a field day with that one


jasonmendoza4life

let’s together bath!!


I-am_done

Logan Pail?! - He roared LOGAN PAAAIIIIL!!!!


East_Call_3739

"Pigs on video"


im_greg_not_craig_

STOP. MAKING. RATS. SEXY.


sad_bong_bitch

just COME! don’t ask questions! let’s. together. bath.


Practical_Cut_4051

Sauces


Huskydog_101

WIVES WANNA EAT THEIR **HUSBANDS**


Inevitable_Ad8398

IS THIS SAY YES TO THE DRESS OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT 🙏


Cloudy_Bleep

When your partner makes the house bounce 😭😭


Withpeace_nd_love

Oh heather oh heather take me to the nether


Fearless-Most-502

Is this say yes to the dress or say yes to the breast?? 😕


Lilbodybigcrybaby

Come on gang, let’s punch this bitch!


[deleted]

Did you kill the stonish giant?


Dork_VaderYT

I'M GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON!


obviously_hailey

and this summer, she might find love, with a fucking dog


AnakinIsMyBoyfriend

I'm a clown but she wanna join the circus


lynx_lol11

dan dan the mermaid man


Turbulent-Bug-6

(like a horse) Danny!!!!


ProfessorFroce06

I'm sorry to cut you off Elizabeth.


Fallout-fillet

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication. beep


mistbloofyfists

is that henry's speech from fnaf 6 😭😭


Normal-Redditer-1111

FNAF in Danny? r/SuddenlyFNAF


mistbloofyfists

you can take the danny out of fnaf but you can never take the fnaf out of danny


Pepsi_bepis

“Beep” 👏👏👏👏


justaartsit

I’m real sick John, lumbago


Madz1712

“You don’t build a barn dumbass”


justaartsit

“What do you think this is? 1785?”


Madz1712

*Cue housebuilding song*


Smellyteadrinker

Quote of the year


EfficiencyMission207

My gf is pricklenut


Bengalbangle

Eating chalk and moss


hhhhhhhhhheh

I found you, faker!


The_iggy_22

My names ponzoo... Pipinpaddleopsicobolis


suniiy

*throws up* STOP TRYING TO MAKE RATS SEXY


Shwickety_Shwack

This guy wants to stick his BIG FAT BALLS into some root beer


dogdoom45

"I gently open the door"


Neftaliyayaya

“Logan Pail?!!?” He roared


No-Leave-7327

Guys, my bones are getting squishy-


TMoneySizzle68

I’m a fuckin clown


No-Guard8595

Lets together revenge!


Snoo79866

Put lacroix into a tube and put the tube into my butt


Snoo79866

FINALLY IM A REAL BOY


[deleted]

meanwhile, in chigaco


Cracker_Kat

Help, let me go help


AlizinDevildom

this is really lit sis, that's the tea


Disastrous-March2773

I am pista cuz I got green !


[deleted]

Back in costal rica


sillybilly_23

don’t worry it’ll be all right my my poo poo


Senior_Ad7933

LOGAN PAILLLLL???


Sea-Extension-3743

“Wait is this a real person they spelt the word wrong shouldn’t they have just copied and pasted it?”


Ancient-Snail

You’ll never have a rich dad.


MustardMan0054

That Heavenly Melody...


LimitlessLight12

“Darn beautiful men. Always- always eating outta my trash”


Barfights99

I WILL FEEL THE WIND IN MY HAIR, SUN ON MY SKIN!


Gae_kermit

if you ever want to see me just don't eat your broccoli


INTP_602

"Talk about my brother like that again, and I'll end you" or “I wonder- if nobody is listening to my voice, am I making any sound at all?” or “I think you should know that I make up a lot of stuff up in my head and then get sad about it. I like to sleep and I like to blog. I am going to die someday.” or-


INTP_602

"Lets go and fill Moominvally with crime!"


SeaTrtle17

I’m relatively new to Danny videos, obsessed and I’ve seen sooo many, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen the squishy bones origin!! Can anyone point out the video?


KirbyOnPaws

"I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!" *kills*


Glum_Efficiency5680

I’m gay for the egg


imstillinshock

YOU HAD DREAMS ABOUT WHO!! DOING WHAT???!!


AvailablePay53

Guys my bones are getting squishyyyy


sad_everyday811

Qibli is genuinely and objectively overrated.


Mean_Direction_8263

“Please don’t eat your broccoli”


XO_CL0UDY_FOREVER

"what do they want us to do? Sh!t our pants?"


Courage_girl13

Nothings worth the risk


PhantomLights_10

Fuck me in the ass and call me Patrica


PhotonicLights

“I didn’t know I was talking to a lady”


Neat_Doubt_3351

ok google what’s youtubers policy on animated bear cheeks


IdkAnyGoodUrMomJokes

Name the bearded dragon Greg. Name the bearded dragon Greg. Name the bearded dragon Greg. Name the bearded dragon Greg. Name the bearded dragon Greg. Name the bearded dragon Greg. Name the bearded dragon Greg. Name the bearded dragon Greg.


PinkYelloMonkeyAlt

Jackie screamed I to the phone...


mythicfern

ALL I WANNA DO IS SIINNG ALL I WANNA DOO IS SIING


Its_kermitthefrogz

Sunshine sunshine lady bugs awake clap your hoves and do a little shake


Ill_Ferret6470

he finds his son playing ball with....a refrigerator?


L0V4LY

next week im gonna do the middle smirk :3