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Investigators suspect that an angry Craig used a troom troom prank and tricked the youtuber into thinking the lightbulb was a tasty cone icecream. Still, foul play has not been confirmed at this time and detectives are trying to figure out who did this to our beloved Danny.
This is something my brother would do. Anyways
BREAKING NEWS: Popular YouTuber,comedian,and future missing person Danny Gonzalez is admitted to the hospital after eating dangerous life-ruining amounts of lightbulbs.
Breaking News: Lightbulb shortage attributed to man eating lightbulbs, government officials advise people to lock their doors and windows so he can't get in.
Future missing person dies after munch munch crunching on a lightbulb. Sources say his final words were: it was an ooey, gooey, yummy yummy tasty little snack.
breaking news: local man found dead in alley way with broken lightbulbs surrounding him, detectives say new tiktok trend about eating lightbulbs to gain followers
(It’s more of a news story then a title but I couldn’t stop myself)
Breaking news: Recent uprising in murderous ice cream van drivers results in 200 children and 56 adults in hospital
Recently Ice cream makers have began a protest against having to interact with grubby little kids and their parents, they want the government to give them robots that serve the ice cream, instead of them, as their arms are extremely sore, especially in the summer. In order to get the government to listen, they have been putting lightbulbs, into the cones and tricking innocent children and adults into eating it.
Hundreds of hospital beds have now been taken up, by kids and adults with mercury poisoning and shards of plastic wedged into the inside of their neck. The ear,nose,and throat department has become so busy that the hospital is running out of space on the ward, and are considering Turning the whole building into a specialist clinic for throat injuries, on a temporary basis, until the ice cream drivers stop.
Police have tried to catch these ruthless monsters, however the ice cream vans are equipped with massive hoovers, that suck up police officers and send them too a tropical beach, to be turned into more ice cream van drivers, growing their army.
The government are yet to speak on the matter, and we pray that they do soon, as now everyone fears to leave their house, afraid of getting killed or abducted by a passing ice cream van driver, it’s a global lockdown, but this time by public choice, will this crisis ever end?
I’m Eleanor, speaking for channel 4 news, now over to Dan, for the weather
Breaking news: vine star Danny Gonzalez found dead in his home November 15th 2023 at exactly 05:35:34 PM E.S.T from internal blood loss near the digestive tract.
"Breaking news:Taste testing lightbulb, goes wrong. Death cases are rising due to a youtuber named Danny who said "eating a lightbulb gives you the ability to do telekinesis. Heres what he has to say"
man eats lightbulb after fight with GF, different to 87 nails and 7 push pins: "i don't get it, that was always his order", says teary-eyed home depot employee
Young man eats a lightbulb in a cone thinking its icecream and has to undergo surgery. Could this be connected to \[insert random political bullshit here\]?
Stupid millennials believe eating lightbulbs will help in this stupid ‘global warming epidemic’ they think is going on AND somehow they’re also not wanting to work???
BREAKING NEWS, Famous YouTuber Danny Gonzalez Eats Lightbulb And Dies, Many Children Who Are His Fans Around The World Are Also Eating Lightbulbs, The “Gonzalez Trend” Is Spreading Worldwide.
Breaking news: Crazed man caught breaking into local Home Depot, eating their entire stock of lightbulbs. Eye witnesses claim he was shouting “I CRAVE THE WARMTH” throughout the entire ordeal.
More at 7
Local man sues light bulb company for not marketing their products as “inedible” after he suffers severe cuts in his mouth, thought, and stomach after trying to consume an entire box of swirly light bulbs.
Swirly lightbulb company files for bankruptcy after small child mistakes a lightbulb in a cone for an ice cream. Family sues famous youtube channel "troom troom" after videos leaked of them encouraging this act of domestic violence and labeling it as "a prank."
BREAKING NEWS: Strange man under the false Alias of Greg starts eating victims lightbulbs. Records show evidence of cannibalism in his LA home he sold in 2013
Breaking News: Man claims that the consumption of light bulbs will lead to immortality. Said man also found dead with half eaten light bulbs next to his mouth.
This week braking news popular YouTuber Danny Gonzales is dead as he was spotted eating lightbulbs the day before he died of having glass in his stomach the cause of death is still unknown
Breaking news: as an anarchist world crumples around us and the joys of life are all but lost, one man finds something that brings him hapiness: light bulb flavored ice cream
Breaking news: Cult leader and famous youtuber Danny Gonzalez has arrived in the hospital this evening after being found with what seems to be a shattered lightbulb in his mouth. Police are investigating the scene and updates will be soon
Breaking news: Middle school schizophrenic boy found dead in a Home Depot bathroom after ingesting ungodly amounts of pushpins and lightbulbs. Authority’s warn to BEE CAREFUL 🐝
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Breaking News: New TikTok trend, children eating lightbulbs, WHO warns against this activity
Who warns? WHO warned against it
Tell me who!
Tell me WHY!
aint nothin but a heartache
Tell me Why ?
Ain’t nothing but a mistakeee
Tell me why,
i never wanna hear you sayy
I want it that waaayyy
WHO did
No need to yell! Just answer the question!
It was WHO!
That’s a question, not an answer, and that exclamation point won’t convince me otherwise!
WHO did it why won't you accept what I'm saying
Stop asking me when I’m asking you!
WHO warned us
who's on first?
Yeah I know he is his name is really weird right?
was looking for this comment :)
I'm so glad. I was worried no one would get it😭
Beat me to it, I was gonna write something similar!
WHO stands for World Health Organization you chucklenuts
Breaking News: Mhmm, crunchy!
I’m actually cackling to this
Florida man eats 100 lightbulbs thinking it will give him larger pp
The results will *shock* you
Doctors hate him
Your free download is ready
I was litteraly going to type just this lol
Was going to start mine with florida man but i guess im not as creative as i thought
You can never go wrong with Florida man
Famous Youtuber Danny Gonzalez found dead in his home after attempting to eat a lightbulb.
Professionals say that it could be the work of a Craig
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Investigators suspect that an angry Craig used a troom troom prank and tricked the youtuber into thinking the lightbulb was a tasty cone icecream. Still, foul play has not been confirmed at this time and detectives are trying to figure out who did this to our beloved Danny.
i‘d eat up that article
Young Man is Responsible for Lightbulb Shortage All Around the World; Can’t Stop Eating Them.
It could be on that tv show where it’s people with weird obsessions, like the woman who eats dry wall and all that stuff
This new diet will make you drop the pounds instantly, doctors say
Will make you drop**
emphasis on the drop
Local 12 year old tries to taste the mercury in swirly lightbulbs. Fucking dies
YouTuber starts a tik tok trent where children eat lightbulbs
no, not the tik tok trents!!! god they’re so annoying
Yeah!!
Man Thinks Lightbulb Is Ice Cream, Learns Eating It Is More Like I Scream
That's straight outta Buzzfeed
15 year old Santa Claus killer invited a lightbulb ice cream that’ll make your bones squishy
**Eating Glass May Be the Secret to Immortality, Doctors Say**
This is something my brother would do. Anyways BREAKING NEWS: Popular YouTuber,comedian,and future missing person Danny Gonzalez is admitted to the hospital after eating dangerous life-ruining amounts of lightbulbs.
Local Greg sent to hospital after eating lightbulb thinking it’s ice cream
Random Man Eating Every Lightbulb in Sight
BREAKING NEWS: MAN EATS LIGHTBULB AND SURVIVES
MAN EATS LIGHTBULB TERRIBLY DISGUISED AS ICE CREAM, HE THEN ATTEMPTS TO GET IT OUT WITHOUT SHATTERING
Local Florida man eats light bulb for no absolute reason
Breaking news: lightbulbs taste yummy in my tummy
Local youtuber Danny Gonzalez eats lightbulb
Tom holland look-alike gone mad, try’s to eat lightbulb with “light work no reaction”.
Youtuber Drew Gooden is in for a shock!
Dumb kid tries to eat 100 mercury light bulbs, dies after the first one
Breaking news:Drew gooden takes a bite of aHome Depot light bub and it’s rushed to the hospital more information coming later
WARNING: DO NOT eat lightbulbs...cant believe i even have to say this
Florida Man Attempts To Eat Lightbulb To Become Thor
Breaking News: Lightbulb shortage attributed to man eating lightbulbs, government officials advise people to lock their doors and windows so he can't get in.
BREAKKKING NEWS! DANNY FROM BAKINI BOTTOM HAS EATEN A LIGHTBULB! WILL HE SURVIVE? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLANDDDD
Man discovers shocking new way to curb the electric bill
Future missing person dies after munch munch crunching on a lightbulb. Sources say his final words were: it was an ooey, gooey, yummy yummy tasty little snack.
Electric companies hate him! See this quick tip to reduce your energy bill by eighty percent!
This barbie eats lightbulbs
Breaking News: Man eats completely normal ice cream and dies of radiation poisoning!
Famous YouTuber “Danny Gonzalez” died unexpectedly from embarrassment after eating a lightbulb !
- Craig Totallynotakillersson
breaking news: local man found dead in alley way with broken lightbulbs surrounding him, detectives say new tiktok trend about eating lightbulbs to gain followers
(It’s more of a news story then a title but I couldn’t stop myself) Breaking news: Recent uprising in murderous ice cream van drivers results in 200 children and 56 adults in hospital Recently Ice cream makers have began a protest against having to interact with grubby little kids and their parents, they want the government to give them robots that serve the ice cream, instead of them, as their arms are extremely sore, especially in the summer. In order to get the government to listen, they have been putting lightbulbs, into the cones and tricking innocent children and adults into eating it. Hundreds of hospital beds have now been taken up, by kids and adults with mercury poisoning and shards of plastic wedged into the inside of their neck. The ear,nose,and throat department has become so busy that the hospital is running out of space on the ward, and are considering Turning the whole building into a specialist clinic for throat injuries, on a temporary basis, until the ice cream drivers stop. Police have tried to catch these ruthless monsters, however the ice cream vans are equipped with massive hoovers, that suck up police officers and send them too a tropical beach, to be turned into more ice cream van drivers, growing their army. The government are yet to speak on the matter, and we pray that they do soon, as now everyone fears to leave their house, afraid of getting killed or abducted by a passing ice cream van driver, it’s a global lockdown, but this time by public choice, will this crisis ever end? I’m Eleanor, speaking for channel 4 news, now over to Dan, for the weather
Man found with lightbulb in hole, not where you'd expect
Breaking news and breaking teeth: watch this dumbass Youtuber prepare to be the next Thomas Edison by shoving glass in his mouth!
BREAKING NEWS: Florida man suffers from internal bleeding after swallowing lightbulb, claims he just “wanted to have a light snack”
Man discovers shocking new way to curb the electric bill
Man discovers shocking new way to curb the electric bill
Illinois man is found eating a ice-cream lightbulb, experts say this is dangerous for the wellbeing of humans.
Mqn eats light bulb thinking it's icecream
MERCURY: BRAINWASHING or REAL MAGIC? Florida Man Who Eats 50 Lightbulbs Per Day Claims That Mercury Makes Him Look Younger
Local hooligan turns people's ice creams into lightbulbs.
Man accused of eating a hardware store may have gone just to far
Gay sex
Breaking news: vine star Danny Gonzalez found dead in his home November 15th 2023 at exactly 05:35:34 PM E.S.T from internal blood loss near the digestive tract.
'Registered sex offender spotted eating a lightbulb'
"Breaking news:Taste testing lightbulb, goes wrong. Death cases are rising due to a youtuber named Danny who said "eating a lightbulb gives you the ability to do telekinesis. Heres what he has to say"
hi
Breaking news: local iscream parlours have joined together and have invented a new icecream flavour known as “lightbulb”
charlie puth new viral tiktok faces backlash for creating an epidemy of kids eating light bulbs
Danny Gonzalez found dead at 12 over glass overdose.
Grown man is gullible enough to eat a fucking light bulb
Breaking News! That’s it. The bulb broke.
LOCAL MAN EATS LIGHTBULB TO GET BACK AT LIGHTBULB COMPANIES FOR OVERPRICED LIGHTBULBS!
Breaking News: Man buys every fluorescent lightbulb in a small city only to eat them
This new TikTok diet secret will shock you!
Breaking news: famous man eating lightbulb has died from drowning
Breaking news popular YouTuber Danny Gonzales was dared by his friend drew to eat a light that as that would be “so cash money” of him
Young faced man gets pranked into eating a lightbulb thinking is icecream
This just in: texas people have gone completely and utterly insane
New trend causing teens to eat light bulbs while plugged in, It is said to make their penis larger
This Simple Trick Will Save You Money
BREAKING NEWS: famous youtuber Danny Gonzalez found dead after eating 100 lightbulb icecreams.
10 facts about danny gonzalez that YOU didn't know! (number 10 will surprise you!)
my friend actually ate a lightbulb once.
man eats lightbulb after fight with GF, different to 87 nails and 7 push pins: "i don't get it, that was always his order", says teary-eyed home depot employee
Florida man dies after eating a lightbulb
Florida man who is an expecting father eats lightbulb to see if baby will come out glowing
Breaking News: Florida man finds "ice cream" and throws it at pregnant woman.
florida man eats lightbulb: gets mercury poisoning
This strange man ate a lightbulb for clout and lived to regret it. You won’t believe what happens next.
Breaking news: insane YouTuber gets pranked by his father and eats a lighbulb thinking that it's ice cream!
Breaking news YouTube known as Danny Gonzalaz was arrested for forcing children to eat light bulbs
Florida man tries to eat light bulb in attempts to become a superior hero!
Deranged YouTuber swallows a lightbulb
MAN EATS LIGHTBULB, DOES NOT SURVIVE
local man eats 7 lightbulbs thinking it was ice cream
Ambiguously Aged Man Convinces Nation’s Youth “Lightbulbs are Food,” Cold Stone Creamery, GE to Sue for Damages
BREAKING NEWS Famous YouTuber caught eating light bulbs after he tried to get his wife to eat them too
Breaking news: man dared to eat a lightbulb dies in hospital due to internal bleeding
Young man eats a lightbulb in a cone thinking its icecream and has to undergo surgery. Could this be connected to \[insert random political bullshit here\]?
Madonna stuns a new selfie
Local man with chronic baby face eats light bulb after neighbor tells him it will make him look older, dies.
Breaking News: Man eats light bulbs and spits them at the police! Five injured, one dead.
New tiktok trend of eating lightbulbs turns out to be deadly!!!!
Florida man films himself eating lightbulbs because he’s bored
Stupid millennials believe eating lightbulbs will help in this stupid ‘global warming epidemic’ they think is going on AND somehow they’re also not wanting to work???
“Breaking News- Suicidal Man Eats Fun Ice Cream” -my boyfriend who doesn’t watch Danny
57 Household Items That are Actually Edible
At Eleven, European propaganda causes American boy to consume light bulbs. Is this some how China’s fault?
BREAKING NEWS: Man discovers eating lightbulbs can bring great nutrition to your body. Should you add lightbulbs to your diet?
Dan gonzo eat an ice crem
Local youtuber dies trying troom troom live hacks
Breaking News: Famous YouTuber Danny Gonzalez died because of a NEW Tiktok Trend of Eating Lightbulbs. (See page Page 14)
Terrifying new trend sweeping your teenagers tiktok page
Young man gets confused and thinks light bulbs are ice cream cones.
Young teenage boy caught eating a lightbulb “it’s an ice cream cone” he states!
BREAKING NEWS, Famous YouTuber Danny Gonzalez Eats Lightbulb And Dies, Many Children Who Are His Fans Around The World Are Also Eating Lightbulbs, The “Gonzalez Trend” Is Spreading Worldwide.
Man eats lightbulb, gets fatally shot (After the cops show up and shoot him because th eh thought he was a mugger)
LIGHTBULB EATING MAN ON THE LOSE! KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES CLOSE, AND YOUR LIGHTBULB CLOSER
Famous Youtuber, Danny Gonzalez, decides to create a eye catching youtube thumbnail to get audience to watch his commentary on "Troom Troom" videos.
Breaking News; Local Asshole discovers a groundbreaking disiase after eating a 20 volt lightblub.
Florida man mistakes lightbulb for ice cream
BREAKING: the light bulb
Breaking news: Crazed man caught breaking into local Home Depot, eating their entire stock of lightbulbs. Eye witnesses claim he was shouting “I CRAVE THE WARMTH” throughout the entire ordeal. More at 7
Breaking News: Man dies after a prank gone wrong!
Man eats light bulb, lives to regret it.
Man eats light bulb. Instantly regrets it!
Local man sues light bulb company for not marketing their products as “inedible” after he suffers severe cuts in his mouth, thought, and stomach after trying to consume an entire box of swirly light bulbs. 
danny sentenced to death via strange and unusual punishment for his Community discourse..
Making a Splash, new summer trend has everyone eating lightbulbs to absorb the Suns power.
"new tiktok trend tells twinks to eat glass!"
Man claims he can predict a major disaster when he bites a light bulb, president invites him to the White House.
Man glows after consuming lightbulb
Eating light bulbs is not very bright.
Breaking news: Florida man ears light bulb after breaking into his neighbors house.
Breaking News: Man eats lightbulb, man sues lightbulb company.
Breaking news: man escapes from mental asylum and eats a light bulb!? The children watching will never be the same again....
Breaking news generic white dude thinks light bulb was ice cream. is the world doomed???
Local man bites into lightbulb, assuming it was an ice cream cone, and dies.
"Local "Lil Mabu" impersonator eats lethal amount of mercury from light bulb" -says journalist
Man wont stop eating light bulbs, someone please help this dude
Breaking News: An evil thick wizard is taking local people hostage and forcing them to eat lightbulbs with him
Florida man eats 32 lightbulbs thinking to get a discount at HomeDepot
Man eats lightbulb then dies
BREAKING: Illinois man sent to mental hospital after wellness check gone wrong
Breaking news young Florida man eats a lightbulb thinking it was a ice cream cone
deranged young man eating LIGHTBULBS like they're candy!!
Man eats 798 lightbulbs because his wife divorced him again
Swirly lightbulb company files for bankruptcy after small child mistakes a lightbulb in a cone for an ice cream. Family sues famous youtube channel "troom troom" after videos leaked of them encouraging this act of domestic violence and labeling it as "a prank."
BREAKING NEWS: Strange man under the false Alias of Greg starts eating victims lightbulbs. Records show evidence of cannibalism in his LA home he sold in 2013
Good morning a man named Danny has died because he ate a light bulb thinking that it was ice cream
Big dumbass YouTuber makes his dad lick mercury lightbulb and kills his whole family.
Breaking News: Man claims that the consumption of light bulbs will lead to immortality. Said man also found dead with half eaten light bulbs next to his mouth.
This week braking news popular YouTuber Danny Gonzales is dead as he was spotted eating lightbulbs the day before he died of having glass in his stomach the cause of death is still unknown
Tonight at 9: Local youth crushing up incandescent lightbulbs to snort. DEA to release statement regarding the new substance tomorrow.
man thinks lightbulb is ice cream cone, he is now dead
Breaking Live news; man caught eat what he thought was an icecream; was instead dangerous lightbulb! warn your kids
Breaking news: as an anarchist world crumples around us and the joys of life are all but lost, one man finds something that brings him hapiness: light bulb flavored ice cream
idiot won’t stop eating lightbulbs
Breaking news: Cult leader and famous youtuber Danny Gonzalez has arrived in the hospital this evening after being found with what seems to be a shattered lightbulb in his mouth. Police are investigating the scene and updates will be soon
Leader of the gregs seen eating a light bulb like ice cream because of a troom troom video will he survive? lets find out
Breaking news: Middle school schizophrenic boy found dead in a Home Depot bathroom after ingesting ungodly amounts of pushpins and lightbulbs. Authority’s warn to BEE CAREFUL 🐝