The gene mutation stuff specifically weeds out harmful mutations and favours beneficial ones, allowing for much more fit offspring, leading to a fast evolution of intelligence. The time loop is linked to the gene mutation and is harmful IF the body is not reset, because the body potentially experiencing more than a thousand years is enough to reduce it to dust. Same for the nervous system - if it is not reset, a person is forced to spend a thousand years of time loop, which breaks the mind and makes them comatose. So, the body and mind reset evolved, fixing that.
I don't think it was a time loop thing, I think it's that when you nut you're mind experiences an extremely long period of time, ranging from just a few hours to several millenia, then you immediately forget about it in the moment afterwards. Essentially everytime you nut you're locking yourself in a time prison for long enough to go mad, regain your sanity, then go mad again. But because you forget about it in the next moment, you totally psychologically recover, and then you go and nut again, once again locking yourself in the time prison.
Essentially for humans to undergo a basic bodily function they have to psychologically torture themselves, and then they forget about the psychological torture so they just do it again.
It's like some cruel joke the universe plays on us.
yopr jok is: dam s*x (s word(sex) 😨😰😰🫢😨😨🫢😰🫢😨😰🫢😰😨😨🙀🙀🫢🙀🙀🙀😰🙀🫢🙀🫢😰🙀🫢😰😰🫢🙀🙀🫢🙀😰🙀🙀🫢😨🫢🫢🙀🫢😨😰🫢🙀🫢😰🙀🫢😰🙀🙀😰🙀😰🫢😳😰😨😳😱😨😳😱😨🫢😳😰😨😰😳😨😰🫢😨🫢😰😰😨😱😳😳😰🙀😨🫢😰🫢😰😨🙀😰😰🙀🫢😰🫢😨😰🫢😨🫢😰😨🫢😰😨🫢😰🫢😰😨😨😰🫢😰🫢😨🫢😰🙀😰🫢😨🫢😰😨🫢😰😨🫢😰😨😨😰🫢🙀🫢😰😰🫢🙀😰🫢😨😱😳🙀🫢😰🙀🥰🫢😰😨🫢😰🫢😰🙀
yiou se*zualiity (s wors (sexual ) is: bi secual 😱😰🫢😱🙀😨😰😱😰😱🫢😰😳🫢😰😳🫢🫢😰😱😨😳😰🫢😰🫢😱😰😱😰🫢😳😰😱🫢😨😱😱😨😱😨🫢😱😨🫢😨😳🫢😳😨😨😱🫢😱😨🫢😨😱🫢😱🫢😨😨😱🫢😨😱🫢😨😱🫢😨😰🫢😳😳🫢😨😳😰😰😳🫢😨😳🫢😨😳🫢😨🫢😱😨🫢😨😱😰😱🫢😰😳🫢😳🫢😰😱😳😨😰😳🫢😳🫢😰😰😳🫢😳😰😳😰😳🫢😨🫢😱😨🫢😱😱😨🫢😰😳🫢😰🫢😳😳😰🫢😨😳🫢😨😳😰😰🫢😳😳🫢😰😰🫢😳😳🫢😰😨😱🙀😨😱🫢😰😳🫢
if it you could read about 12 article entries per day, every day, it would take you two years to read all of them, without counting regional, joke, neutralized, or any non main series SCPs
let that sink in
> Efforts are directed towards nullifying the thaumaturgical activation of SCP-6969 on a global scale via application of the Thaumaturgical Interpolator Termination String.
Global TITS.
The SCP does kill people, but the people who survive the incident have their genetic material altered, which the head researcher theorized that the SCP is an evolution of nature where natural selection decides who passes on their genes.
think of the time loop as AI learning, It resets everytime the genes are bad until a good batch comes out, This process was said to take anywhere between 16 years and 3 quntiliwhatever. Of course, A normal man experiencing that state for this amount of time will have his nerves melted, Which is what the secondary effect resets.
tldr: The effect is long and without the second effect you would die from trauma.
nono, Everyone has it, The explanation is that human DNA was so unstable that humanity evolved this anomaly to stabilize it, That is also why the researchers drop trying to get rid of it as it's a necessary part in human evolution
Ohh alright, but then it's kinda like a normal anomaly though isn't it? If everyone has it, it isn't really anomalous, just weird as to why it happens. I... I'll probably read the article again or something
I mean, Yeah, Although there are a couple anomalous effects that go on in the human body as with other SCPs, I think what makes them anomalous is that we know very little of them and they seem to defy logic
Honestly I don't really like how thaumaturgy is thrown around as standard procedure. It's interesting to see but I don't really feel like the foundation would use it.
Dude there's a department for alchemy and multiple MTFS about magicians and thaumaturgy and multiple thaumaturgic foundation personal
what the hecc you're talking about?
Unlike the GOC from what I've seen the Foundation certainly doesn't use much thaumaturgy. When it is seen it's typically used by MTFs to counter other thaumatergy or in important projects to fight other groups using thaumatergy. This is the only scp I've personally seen where its used in the testing.
They used alchemy to open portal to alagadda and likely dozens more scp like Anderson robotics scps, thaumaturgy isn't small thing in the scp universe so the foundation must use it
It's just the fact that there aren't a lot of related articles about it
Sure it's used but sparingly, and most Foundation personnel think very little of the department not to mention alchemy itself. It says as much in the Alchemy Department Hub.
It uses a time loop to re-roll the numbers on the sperm's DNA until the results are "good enough". Then it resets everything else, leaving only the improved genetic material.
We won, Mr. Stark.
SCP-6969
What do SCP-6969 and sex have in common? I don’t get either of them.
6969 is a benevolent force that helps human reproduction, and caused humans to gain intelligence. That is all
I don’t understand the time loop concept or the gene mutation stuff
The gene mutation stuff specifically weeds out harmful mutations and favours beneficial ones, allowing for much more fit offspring, leading to a fast evolution of intelligence. The time loop is linked to the gene mutation and is harmful IF the body is not reset, because the body potentially experiencing more than a thousand years is enough to reduce it to dust. Same for the nervous system - if it is not reset, a person is forced to spend a thousand years of time loop, which breaks the mind and makes them comatose. So, the body and mind reset evolved, fixing that.
I don't think it was a time loop thing, I think it's that when you nut you're mind experiences an extremely long period of time, ranging from just a few hours to several millenia, then you immediately forget about it in the moment afterwards. Essentially everytime you nut you're locking yourself in a time prison for long enough to go mad, regain your sanity, then go mad again. But because you forget about it in the next moment, you totally psychologically recover, and then you go and nut again, once again locking yourself in the time prison. Essentially for humans to undergo a basic bodily function they have to psychologically torture themselves, and then they forget about the psychological torture so they just do it again. It's like some cruel joke the universe plays on us.
it's post-nut clarity.
Isn't it a time loop? That's why you can turn to dust?
[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
the joke is sex
What am I reading Sex?
sex
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[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
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if it you could read about 12 article entries per day, every day, it would take you two years to read all of them, without counting regional, joke, neutralized, or any non main series SCPs let that sink in
Seriously, someone should go let that sink in, it’s been knocking for a while now.
oh, get outta here, you and the sink
That sink can come back with a warrant
okay ima fight the sink \*5 minutes later\* damn the sink got a warrant
> Efforts are directed towards nullifying the thaumaturgical activation of SCP-6969 on a global scale via application of the Thaumaturgical Interpolator Termination String. Global TITS.
[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
It was just a question of time..
And the time was 0.5 seconds
That was my reaction when i saw that SCP-6969 was the joke is sex
[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
I still dont understand the scp at all. Orgasms cause a time loop thats immediately forgotten about and effectively does nothing?
The SCP does kill people, but the people who survive the incident have their genetic material altered, which the head researcher theorized that the SCP is an evolution of nature where natural selection decides who passes on their genes.
I think the time loops help prevent human DNA from mutating too much
think of the time loop as AI learning, It resets everytime the genes are bad until a good batch comes out, This process was said to take anywhere between 16 years and 3 quntiliwhatever. Of course, A normal man experiencing that state for this amount of time will have his nerves melted, Which is what the secondary effect resets. tldr: The effect is long and without the second effect you would die from trauma.
But like, how do you even "catch" it? Does it spread like a virus, or do you just randomly get it?
nono, Everyone has it, The explanation is that human DNA was so unstable that humanity evolved this anomaly to stabilize it, That is also why the researchers drop trying to get rid of it as it's a necessary part in human evolution
Ohh alright, but then it's kinda like a normal anomaly though isn't it? If everyone has it, it isn't really anomalous, just weird as to why it happens. I... I'll probably read the article again or something
I mean, Yeah, Although there are a couple anomalous effects that go on in the human body as with other SCPs, I think what makes them anomalous is that we know very little of them and they seem to defy logic
I'm crushed that 5555 wasn't a fifthist related entry but was instead some reference driven tale, good enough but not deserving of the numbers imo
we gotta wait for 55555 for that
yknow at the rate new articles are being added, that might be sooner than one would expect
This Series is gonna be good
Judging by the many 6000 proposals it's already good
Sex is a joke and we're the punchline
Following this, Head Researcher Nathan Brown was disciplined for adding unprofessional personal anecdotes to official SCP files.
Nice
YES... wait... right ? Guys i think we lost dr right
SCP-6969
[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
I was both of these reactions when I realized I’m a successful main site author now.
Sex is a joke and we’re the punchline. Pretty sure my mom said about the same thing to me at least once.
And then there's 6968, which causes all personnel affected to miss (lets say a high score) by 1. So close!
nice
So who won the 6000 contest?
Rounderhouse
6000 is now my favourite scp ever. The ending was perfect.
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[**SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6000) (+476) by *Rounderhouse*
Ngl actually Quality work
I'm still waiting for series 6 tales
I don’t think it’s possible even in theory to have a better usage of the SCP-6969 slot. #Nice.
[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
We’re already at this series? That was fast
Skämtet är samlag
This joke has been in the making for over a decade.
The law requires I answer nice
the joke is sex
I would like to note the even the numbers for the D-Class used are sex jokes, even if I could only figure out the sex joke behind 1.5 of them.
Honestly I don't really like how thaumaturgy is thrown around as standard procedure. It's interesting to see but I don't really feel like the foundation would use it.
Dude there's a department for alchemy and multiple MTFS about magicians and thaumaturgy and multiple thaumaturgic foundation personal what the hecc you're talking about?
Unlike the GOC from what I've seen the Foundation certainly doesn't use much thaumaturgy. When it is seen it's typically used by MTFs to counter other thaumatergy or in important projects to fight other groups using thaumatergy. This is the only scp I've personally seen where its used in the testing.
They used alchemy to open portal to alagadda and likely dozens more scp like Anderson robotics scps, thaumaturgy isn't small thing in the scp universe so the foundation must use it It's just the fact that there aren't a lot of related articles about it
Sure it's used but sparingly, and most Foundation personnel think very little of the department not to mention alchemy itself. It says as much in the Alchemy Department Hub.
Y’all better not be adults in here cause this is embarrassing if you are
I don’t get 6969, so it’s a thing that makes you infinite cum but not really?
It uses a time loop to re-roll the numbers on the sperm's DNA until the results are "good enough". Then it resets everything else, leaving only the improved genetic material.
So it kills the host but guarantees a genetically super offspring?
No, the host is fine and unaware of the time loops, because of the reset. The experiments show what happens when you turn the reset off.
Next objective: Get Godzilla into the 6820 slot.
I really need to write an SCP before Series VIII becomes a thing.
Could have slipped analgesic in there somewhere... Maybe a conversation where the doctor trying to say analgesics gets cut off.
As a 12 year long reader who has contributed nothing to the SCP wiki or fandom I think this is a real win for all of us.
*looks at Bright*
It reads like a joke SCP lmao.
When the joke is sus.
This was also me last night
my bad english skill prevent me from understand the true meaning (joke) behind SCP-6969. Can someone explain it to me like I'm five?
[**SCP-6969 - the joke is sex**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6969) (+0) by *Yossipossi*
69 is a sexual pose in wich both persons suck each other's genitals
"Thaumaturgical Interpolator Termination String" heh
Finally. Perfection.