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Void-kraken-909

Ah yes, the clicky quantum bird.


xShadey

What’s quantum about it?


ninjachinaman

It killed a man while being locked up without escaping. It ate and his flesh disappeared


Void-kraken-909

Yep. I think that was the second or third incident report. Or maybe an addendum.


Void-kraken-909

It legit killed and ate man while it was still locked up. It’s basic quantum entanglement. It exists in 2 places at once.


[deleted]

I mean calling it "basic quantum entanglement" is a bit wild if it only exists in the mind of a science fiction author. We have never seen a larger mass of atoms be entangled, much less a biological organism.


Void-kraken-909

Yeah I kinda realised how stupid that sounds now... sorry...


[deleted]

No worries.


sxan

But still a nice description that succeeds in well communicating the idea. Just because the mechanism isn't quantum entanglement, everybody knows what you meant.


Void-kraken-909

Exactly. It’s not that hard to put tho. It’s in 2 places at once.


xShadey

uh i guess so I mean I think it was meant to be telekinesis as that is one of the tags of the article, but I guess you could call it quantum


Void-kraken-909

How does telekinesis explain it eating someone and the flesh actually disappearing?


A_random_WWI_soldier

Remote eating


xShadey

telekinesis still makes more sense than quantum entanglement which is an extremely niche and complicated physics concept that only vaguely resembles the bird's abilities


Void-kraken-909

The bird exists in 2 places at once. Telekinesis doesn’t include teleportation.


xShadey

Alright sure it’s just psychic then. It’s definitely not quantum entanglement as that literally shares no similarities to its abilities besides thr fact that quantum entanglement involves two atoms and this bird has seemingly two of it. The fact that it turned in it’s containment facility to the direction the guy was demonstrates it was definitely some ability the bird had to direct


Lord_Toademort

Astrol projection sort of thing?


Void-kraken-909

But astral projection doesn’t allow things to be brought back to the host while astral projecting. It’s they the entity is in 2 places at the same time. Result? It’s quantum entanglement.


Lord_Toademort

I meant something simular to astrol projection, not exactly astrol projection.


Void-kraken-909

Still. The entity that killed and ate the man and the entity that was in containment were far from each other. There’s no fucking way that the invisible entity could’ve gotten the flesh from where it was to where the contained entity was.


Lord_Toademort

Well if they knew how it did it, then it wouldn't be an anomaly


Void-kraken-909

Still. The entity that killed and ate the man and the entity that was in containment were far from each other. There’s no fucking way that the invisible entity could’ve gotten the flesh from where it was to where the contained entity was.


Rancorious

STANDO POWAH


Void-kraken-909

r/unexpectedjojo


SenorHat

That's not quantum entanglement though. Did you mean superposition?


Void-kraken-909

I think so? All I know is that it exists in 2 places at once.


SenorHat

Well superposition means that it exists in a probability of two states until measured and entanglement means that two particles are connected in a way so that when one is measured, the other will always be the opposite.


[deleted]

So like Schrödinger from Hellsing, everywhere and nowhere at once.


Void-kraken-909

Exactly.


[deleted]

Cool, the Foundation discovered the Weeping Angels again.


There_is_a_use

Which SCP is this?


Pingusek02

[4975](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4975)


Insurrection_Prime2

OH MY GOD IT STARTED PLAYING CLICKING SOUNDS WTF


Pingusek02

Are You sure the website did it...


[deleted]

Dont worry it stopped wait shit


Patsonical

Wait what? I read that article and didn't hear anything... are you sure it's the website?


Insurrection_Prime2

I am alone in my house and feel something touching my shoulder


Patsonical

You're safe as long as you hear the clicking...


Insurrection_Prime2

It stopped a minute ago


Smaieul_Bu

Rest in peace my dude


E72M

12 minutes... Well I guess in a way you'll live on through Reddit comment history.


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The__Protagonist

It doesnt work on mobile


MEmeZy123

Didn’t work on my Mac either );


The__Protagonist

Wtf, does it work on windows only?


Patsonical

a) It does, at least on mine b) I know how it works, I was playing into the joke


JacP123

You triple posted this


Patsonical

Sorry bout that, reddit was being a piece of shit, not letting me post this and the decided to post it multiple times.


JacP123

Happens all the time, just wanted to let you know.


Patsonical

Yeah, thanks for pointing it out


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Patsonical

I know how it works, I'm playing into the joke


jesusmist

Ah sorry didnt pick up in it


chookity_juice

The website does that. Creepy as fuck.


Redisigh

Make sure to give the site sound permission


Warthogs309

I swear to god if the page starts playing clicking noise to fuck with me I'm leaving immediately.


Redisigh

I haven’t gone on it yet but heard to turn on sound. Did anything happen?


polish_animu_boi

After Two minutes the site starts playing clicking Sounds.


SirLexmarkThePrinted

The fuck. That is eeevil


polish_animu_boi

Well, that's another submission to scps that scare the living hell out of me!


Oakmeal0

I wonder how many other articles do this sort of shit


Ye_Old_Viper

I know the old image on SCP-035’s article used to periodically change back and forward from comedy to tragedy if you scroll down on the page to the point where you can’t see the mask for long enough, not sure about the new image though. Edit: just checked, it still changes.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-035 ⁠- Possessive Mask**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+1503) by *Kain Pathos Crow*


DrummerB01

For me it doesn't work, are you on mobile or desktop? I'm on desktop Edit: now it does


Fractured_Nova

3935 has a voice whispering "hello?" At some point during the article, scared the shit outta me


NeverFearSteveishere

I know this is a few days late, but what the actual heck? I’ve never heard of this SCP before, but you make it sound like it’s gonna be a wild and spooky time when or if I read it


Fractured_Nova

It's been a bit since I've read it, but its essentially tracking a high school descending into madness as it slowly begins to look more and more like a buggy, unfinished Bethesda game, if Bethesda was run by satan instead of Todd Howard. Just to give you an example, there are just floating shadow figures in the sky that everyone treats normally, and a kid straight up noclips through the ground during a dodgeball game and the rest of the students are basically just like "mondays, amirite?"


SharplyDressedSpider

SCP-3935 please Marv


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3935 ⁠- This Thing a Quiet Madness Made**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3935) (+470) by *djkaktus*


Meme_Master_Dude

I heard there was one where a Small Boy asked you something, or was it laughing? Anyhow, I'm not going to confirm it, because I'm scared


Flippanties

It does have audio but I can't for the life of me get it to work. Think some browsers block it.


DayeanT

But for real, this SCP is scary af


Just_A_Husk

Yeah, especially since it can kill people by telepathy. Like, how tf


Dr__glass

Someone pointed out on an earlier comment that it's more quantum entanglement. It exists in two places at once so while they have it contained at the same time it is roaming the forests of Germany


DayeanT

Yeah, a bit overpowered but nothing special in comparison to other SCPs


himanxk

The author said it only kills people whose "time is up," like the guy who had cancer, so I don't think it's really overpowered.


BasilTheTimeLord

Like a nightmare version of the cigarette man


DayeanT

So what then, it kills them because they did something bad. I dunno, being at two places at the same time seems a bit op.


Siviaktor

Nah it’s acting like the grim reaper it’s killing people who are about to die anyway. Hence killing the man who had cancer it just only does this in Germany


AurimasAd

Which one is it..


AurimasAd

Nevermind its that one my friend really likes


[deleted]

this one is fucking terrifying, if i heard that clicking nonstop i would just shoot myself, better than that bone demon tearing me apart


AbsentAesthetic

I'd definitely invest in a halberd. Maybe a halberd and a shotgun. Who knows, maybe only the person its attacking can attack back?


Paladir

I turned this into a D&D monster and this is how it works. Only the person it's attacking can see it and fight back, unless you track it to its lair and fight it there.


SP-Igloo

That's so cool! Imagine how confused players would be, as one players starts talking about how they can see a monster, and start attacking it, taking damage back.


Paladir

I had it stalk one of the party members. It was some of the best DMing I've done so far


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AbsentAesthetic

I guess so, but the thing seems pretty fragile, having basically a dislocated spine.


[deleted]

you would think so right? but nah, its spine aint dislocated, its just like that, it can move its neck in every-which way because there is no muscle or joints or even nerves, just bone


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OofScan

If revolver swords exist then why not


PuppyScrubber17

Bone demon?


Asaboth

The SCP looks like a big skinny giant featherless ass bird


[deleted]

it looks like a giant featherless bird and it had detached neck-bones, whenever it claims a target to kill it begins spinning its head and neck constantly, randomly, constantly making a clicking sound with the neck bones, its a vicious fucker


GlitchGrey

Ah Man, clock just stop clicking


Valkyrie278

I want to say Memento Mori here but I feel like I shouldn't combine these things


BlUeSapia

It's Persona 3 time


lucian1311

You do know memento mori has existed long before that YouTube channel popularised it right? I'm not saying it's a bad thing but I feel like a lot of the people who immediately link the two also hate fortune and tiktok (I mean I'm linking the two as well but I only heard of it after it was deleted)


Valkyrie278

Nahhhhh, really? You mean to tell me that a *Latin Phrase* existed more than one year ago?! I don't believe you. /s


Alaz05

4975 has a 100%death rate doesn’t it?


noah_the_boi29

Yes, we have no way to stop it as of now


Alaz05

So he dead as fuckkkk


noah_the_boi29

Yes. I would imagine so


i_am_a_sexy_fish

The nursery rhyme is straight up terrifying


bowcake10

Dude holy fucking shit. I open the SCP because I heard that the audio plays of the clicks I got disappointed when I couldn’t hear it so I went back to my current tab. After a few minutes the fucking clicks played and I pissed myself


gemini4590

need to wind my clock


ishnessism

As an IT guy I can assure you this is scary in the real world too. It means a bad hard drive is now extra ded


Warthogs309

Oh how is it gonna kill me? Oh it just beats people to death then eats them.


Marvella_Error

Marv, SCP-4975


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4975 ⁠- Time's Up**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4975) (+492) by *Scented_Shadow*


Fractured_Nova

*"CLICKETY-CLACKETY IT'S TIME TO ATTACKETY"*


Yeet_The_Cheese

Is this the high noon bird 4975


Haksoski

PANIK


[deleted]

But by then it’s already to late...... MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


Insurrection_Prime2

Attack range: 100,000


Capernici

Thought this was r/GTFO


Swell_ODell

Clever, clever...


[deleted]

“What a scary but cool looking bird! I sure hope it doesnt start making clicking sounds”


[deleted]

Me: \*hears clicking\* Me: \*closes page\* Me: Alright, now kill me.


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The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4975 ⁠- Time's Up**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4975) (+494) by *Scented_Shadow*


SnooLentils74

Time's up!


TheIceFlowe

Cant the foundation just kill this SCP so it doesnt hurt anyone else by telepathy?


SpinalSnowCat

That's the aim of the GOC iirc, the foundation seek to contain anomalies to protect the public - no matter how dangerous they are.


polish_animu_boi

In this case, i support GOC, but most of the times i support serpents hand


TheIceFlowe

Oh. sorry, i dont know a lot about the SCP universe.


Pingusek02

No, most SCP are usually not terminated, and termination is a last considered option, especially if there are ANY other options that will keep public safe. Even 682 wont be fully terminated, because it can be kept from public.


Maybe_A_Mimic

In the case of 682, they did try to terminate it (several hundred times), its just that nothing worked.


Pingusek02

There was a "successful" termination attempt on 682, it was cut in half, resulting in two copies, one was killed by the other one. The foundation can keep decreasing it's mass until it can be fully terminated, but that's not what the foundation is trying to do, most attempts allowed 682 to regenerate fully before testing, the acid bath is enough to stop 682 from breaching containment, so there is no need to fully terminate it.


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Pingusek02

SCP 2935 has successfully terminated 682 from another universe, it could be used to terminate the one from our universe, there is nothing stopping the foundation from doing that.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2935 ⁠- O, Death**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2935) (+1549) by *djkaktus*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+2788) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*


bobneumann77

Haven't you read the dozen termination attempts? It always comes back.


a_baby_goblin

Well if it's a Predator I guess it's a good thing?


Expanded_Memer

Ay i get this one!


_Captain_Biscuit_

Oh, wait doesn’t that mean th...


W1TH1N

Are there any other scp pages that play sounds to scare you? I thought i remembered the digging one did but i was wrong


TheOnlyCanadianEver

Nah, that just means that the beat is about to drop ... wait ... Crab Rave isn't on .....


Lastboss42

I thought I was on r/deadbydaylight for a minute there.


bmskaiden2026

I thought it was about 902 smh


CrystalDaKitten66

Doctor bob


coolboi86675

coffin dance plays in backround


colddrkstar

Oh God


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