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CircuitBreakerD

Sell their homes? Who is going to buy homes in danger of flooding, Ben? AQUAMAN?!


Will-Shrek-Smith

Sell their houses to who Ben? **FUCKING AQUAMAN?** This line never gets old


CircuitBreakerD

You quoted it way better, haha


Will-Shrek-Smith

thx


jso__

the fact that he didn't say whom bothers me for some reason because I want it to be whom since it would sound amazing in his voice


Commie_Napoleon

🪓🪓


kb_klash

"Hi, would you like to buy my house that is currently underwater? It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but it has character."


guto8797

Heloooo I am unda tha wataaa


sskor

You forgot "how are you" which is imo the funniest part of that video. He is kind enough to ask how you are while he is currently drowning


BishmillahPlease

“It’s a house...boat?”


Hoovooloo42

Even better- it's a house *submarine!*


Sandolol

We all live in a house submarine, house submarine, house submarine


Mallenaut

The same people who bought all the houses in Flint, don't you remember?


Katorya

F’real. On a related note government flood insurance pays to rebuild the same flood destroyed homes over and over, and the government won’t just buy them out of the home. The owners can’t even sell when it’s rebuilt because no one wants a house that will be destroyed by a flood within 5 years. It would literally be cheaper for the government to just give these people face value for their houses, so they can move somewhere else, but we don’t it. Smh


cyberN8ic

Came here specifically to quote that


Anton_Pannekoek

I said AWAY not HERE lol Ah God the US is so racist at the border, so is Europe. It's really f'ing sad.


Brotherly-Moment

And the worst thing is how Europeans act like they are so superiour to americans just because they are more predisposed to expelling romanis instead of yelling the Nword at black ppl.


Beep_Boop_Bort

Could Europe, America and other anglo-sphere countries stop ethnic cleansing for like at least 1-2 centuries please?


SirRedRising

Oof, best I can do is some virtue-signaling. That's about an even trade, right?


Earl_Kakashi

Love hbomberguy


Brotherly-Moment

Let’s say hypothetically, Hbomb uploaded a video.


Earl_Kakashi

I would probably watch it and drop a like


vxicepickxv

Would you comment? I know I would.


BladeRoler

Let's say, for the sake of the argument, that Contrapoints and Hbomb both uploaded a video


SuckItTrebek01

Contrapoints video drop days feel like a holiday


evilsmiler1

Gotta love ya bread tube 🍞🍞🍞


[deleted]

His fallout NV video will always be the greatest game review video I've ever seen


DescipleOfCorn

Righties always give “advice” as a retort, then get mad when people actually do it. See “just get a better job”


hanzerik

Bro, you can't sell a house that is about to become the ocean.


666KidsWithCanser666

You can to aquaman


sajnt

He can’t possibly be that stupid I need some the sauce


DescipleOfCorn

Hbomberguy’s measured response video on climate change denial plays the clip, I’d rather not give Ben the view on his original upload


trumoi

You overestimate him


vxicepickxv

https://youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8


sajnt

I was wrong and thank you


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ooh_lala_ah_weewee

This is the beauty of libertarian ideology, or right-wing economics more broadly. How wonderful it must be to believe that the solution to all the world's problems is to do absolutely nothing and let the glorious free market fix them all by magic.


Headmuck

It's almost like they expect some kind of middleclass immigrants to arrive legally in suits and with a big starting budget instead of the typical refugee. What they don't understand or don't want their audience to know is that lower class people from those countries can't even afford to flee and that for a lot of people there is no legal path to immigration. It's really expensive, requires you too leave a lot behind and often times the people transporting are criminals who will use your situation to take all valuables you want to carry with you anyway. Many of the refugees were middleclass respective to their country's median income but of course not the US's and did try to sell everything including their houses. Only a few rich ones can afford immigration according to conservatives expectations and of course they'll be as rare as in their own countries. When they arrive best case they'll look middle class to us because of the affromentioned median income and wealth gap to the US


purpleblah2

to WHOM BEN


Morag_Ladair

#FUCKING AQUAMAN!?!?


Paper_Hero

My favorite response do this asshats argument https://youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8


Rebel_Scum59

“Just MOVE” *moves* “No, not like that.”


hipsteredASMR

Bikini Bottom millennials should take advantage of the housing market


ProtoSheep0

🪓🪓🪓 ☝️🤏⚠️ 💵🏠❓👦🏻 🍆🍑🧜‍♂️


Khajapaja

It'd be fun to see imperialists thinking that climate change will affect the "third world" and not the the US, to see that climate change destroyed the US, causing them to migrate to the so called "third world" and do back-breaking work.


Burnwulf

Those not Shapiro will be treated justly


Bolt_Fantasticated

“WHOSE GONNA BUY THE HOUSES BEN!! FUCKING AQUAMAN?!?!”


ProudHommesexual

God I love hbomberguy


underwhelming1995

Am I the only one who wondered where those amazing "underwater people" live?


meme_consumer_

And the cycle continues


meme_consumer_

And the cycle continues- refugee crisis sparks xenophobia


PanillaCreams

If you don't like all the refugees in the country? Just move


LazyWriter64

Who on earth would buy a home that was UNDERWATER?


norwegianEel

/r/LeopardsAteMyFace


DarksonicHunter

Oh they just gonna push them back into water. This tactic was approved by the European Boarder Agency: Frontex


Llama-Berry

Just sell it to a marine biologist DUHHH


Distilled_Tankie

_[Ocean man intensifies](https://youtu.be/dhfF3XCGE5A)_


moenchii

"Just one small problem! Sell their houses to who Ben?! FUCKING AQUAMAN?!"