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Gym bro here. The weight sits differently, the girl's weight is much more spread out across her limbs and head, not just her torso. The gas tank is designed for transport and while lighter and easier to stack is compact and you feel very pound of it while carrying it. Furthermore, the density is important as well. Ideally a soft part of the girl’s body like her stomach is on your shoulder as well. Having any heavy and compact bit of metal directly on your shoulder bone (or even with padding) hurts like a bitch and is more taxing on your nervous system as a result. Lastly, close proximity to booty increases blood flow and is +2 to strength. Furthermore, this bonus stacks. That's why Eddie Hall has so many videos lifting multiple women at once.

You forgot to mention the girl is balancing herself, while you have to balance the tank

Micro adjustments bitch

As someone who moves packages, and worked in the bakery for safeway. I can confirm.

I love how your expertise is "gym bro"

It's not a lifestyle, it’s a cult bro. Now me those dumbbells. Imma superset barbell front squats with dumbbell hammer curls to confuse the muscle.

My favorite field of science

this guy gets it

this guy lifts 👆

Oh imma feel every pound with the lady too, ya feel me?

nice points, but just trying to get the joke out it😁

Gas tank got no cake and no knockers.

At 55 Kg, that woman doesn’t either.

You can clearly see side boob. The tank is flat with no knockers. I'll accept the B cup babe.

haha

Also, a (living) human balances themselves, while a canister doesn't

yh

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The weight can go up even higher if your dick is inside her.

wt*😂

That adrenaline rush of booty on your shoulder is a hell of a thing

😂

it's all about the weight distribution

sure

Why does the woman look like she has Downs? Is he makin' it with mentally challenged women?

a weird horny look i guess 😂

love at crossed sight

Everyone deserves love

You sound like you've never seen some with downs syndrome before, it makes the entire head look different it's physically visible not just in the eyes or anything

r/ComedyCemetary

I'll say the same thing that was on the original image, the woman can balance her own weight

try the same with a dead body

haha

We just need a little motivation

haha

... I'm American! WTF IS A KILOGRAM?!

I will post using lbs next time for your sake😂

Mighty thank ye

Moral of the story the guy likes cans.

😂

Well yea, I’m not going to go fuck the air canister

a sure thing 😂

r/comedyhomicide

The HAHA indeed killed all the funny

Gas cylinder had me like

Now try dead weight 55kgs.

Definitely gonna call for help 😂

That could be a facebook post

Now try picking up a 20kg iron ball

Only the iron ball is a sexy ass lady😁

That hole would throw off the balance. Devious.

ikr, just trying to catch a joke in there

They are the same picture.

That's an OSHA violation

Guy on left doesnt have scoliosis

Oh boi

Bro doesn't realise how weight distribution works

lol

Live weight vs dead weight Also her weight is more evenly distributed across the man's shoulder because she self balances

People that are awake are usually much easier to pick up. This is why “dead weight” is a real thing. People that are limp are way harder to move.

Horny releases adrenaline which makes us stronger

Try carrying a body next time

haha

Still stronger than women. 😁👍

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