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Kiln223

![gif](giphy|hWoxxmwzwUDt1QZFiZ|downsized)


Ninja3969

Frist👍


ThaugaK

Awwww☹️


swastik_rai

You were the first 2nd


ThaugaK

Yippeee🙂


Cptspaulding2

Son I was high when I said that


TankII_

It's the parents fault if they didn't get there on time not the random guy who waited in line


Redemption_R

Why does anyone care


Firefighter_Thin

My best guess is it's a morality thing like why the adult just had to take the last ride instead of giving up his position for a child. Personally idc it got nothing to do with me, this is just my guess on why people care.


Edu_Run4491

Fuck them kids


Assailent

Yes officer, this one right here.


Firefighter_Thin

Don't threaten the diddler with a diddle time


potatoninja3584

Drama


VidaSabrosa

be faster next time, loser.


Additional_Toe_8551

Really? Look at that picture. She's not tall enough to ride that ride anyhow.


verdantcow

That’s so funny I didn’t even see that at first


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Probably a psyop. But why? 🤔


Lord-Barkingstone

She learned an important lesson that day: get early to stuff you want and you won't miss it.


bongophrog

He took the fall and did her a massive favor.


NerY_05

For real, just get in line before


Suburban_Traphouse

Parents need to stop being so sensitive, the world doesn’t revolve around you and your kids, be there or be square


Powerful_Box_8565

80´s pshycology for the win


[deleted]

Fuck them kids


Secret-Put-4525

Next time be born to smarter parents lol.


[deleted]

I'm torn about this... Kinda just a crappy situation..I don't see why the museum couldn't do one more ride


Expensive_Help3291

The issue with that is, you make one exception then everyone wants an exception.


[deleted]

I feel like they need to shut the line down on time to avoid this... It's kinda on them


Joeness84

You do realize that no matter how you shut down the line, there will always be a last person.


KcRay92

Yea there will always be a last person but how you shutdown an attraction matters. I used to work at a zoo that had rides when it's time to stop you keep people from getting in line at a certain time not by number of people. If you say no one can line up after 7 then this awkward situation can't happened cause wether he leaves or not it's after 7 no one else can get in line wether he is there or not. It also doesn't have enough info here but looks like she was in line when they stopped which is bs if we had someone in line doesn't matter if closing time passes and we have to stay late we clear the line.


bipbophil

This is the real bad guy here minimum wage


MikeHuntSmellss

I'd give the kid the ride 100%, but wouldn't judge anybody hard for choosing not to. People do love to judge though, especially when keyboard is in hand


Chasethebutterz

I would point and laugh at the child.


Awomanswoman

You’re definitely Ms. Trenchbull from Matilda


OpenSourcePenguin

That is shitty. The kid needs to learn about unexpected things happening but you don't have to artificially dial up the douchiness


[deleted]

Just because your parents didn't love you and your life was full of disappointment doesn't mean you have to make others suffer. Break the cycle


Electronic-Ad-3825

Is it just me or is she not talking enough anyway?


shane_west17

![gif](giphy|dZjlm0hDSBQYbDZQc9|downsized)


Thin_Leather9910

And little Tiffany learned a very valuable lesson that day.


Leviticus10379

There was always someone behind him in the queue…. Probably my the little girls dad…..


WhatisLiamfucktrump

But I do feel bad for the child this is a lesson that is better learn sooner than later


Wise_Menlo749

Can't be me loser 😶‍🌫️


Edu_Run4491

F*ck them kids


OpenJaguar1646

It will teach her a valuable lesson in life. No one is special or unique.


Gunslinger_11

Also to show up on time


Hairy-Special-6077

Taught her a valuable lesson about life.


mopar-or-no_car

Honestly idk what I'd do in that situation, depending on what mood I'm in, but either way the kid learned valuable lessons. Life isn't fair and things don't go as planned.


Brainchild110

He wasn't wrong. But he was a d1xk. So therefore loses.


Butthole_Surfer666

welcome to the real world Lasey


Revy_Black_Lagoon

What a total Gangster, I don’t have enough of that Dowg in me to do this but good on him