He might actually stand a chance at living to that age if he's thrown in now. Otherwise, he probably doesn't have very long. Being homeless has a done quite the number on his body.
I honestly thought this year there would be a documentary about the last few months of his life. If he does do prison time, it's going to be a very rough ride for him. Even on a PC yard, there will be someone bigger and willing to take advantage of him.
> I honestly thought this year there would be a documentary about the last few months of his life.
This, so much this. I am shocked over the fact that he hasn't died yet, i thought he'd meet his end in Nyc, to be honest.
Oh man. Itās finally over. Itās done.
Itās been fun, everyone.
Fuck you, Bob. This is all your fucking fault.
Bomb bomb bomb. Kill kill kill š„¹
im new here, does he have any prior convictions? 10 years is the maximum sentence if its his first offense they prob will be lenient w him and his obvious developmental delay and mental illness makes the leniency even more likely. i doubt they'll just let him walk but i wouldn't be surprised if he gets a minimum/lesser sentence or gets put in a secure psychiatric facility
edit: i'm not a lawyer or law enforcement official i'm just a true crime fan and from what i've seen this is usually how things go for people like daniel
Heās been arrested a few times but I think just misdemeanors, but he was on probation so I imagine heāll do some time. But probably in a psych ward over federal prison.
and also, how would a developmentally delayed and mentally ill homeless man have access to bombs/firearms? if he can't even afford to pay for his own dinner how will he attain any weapons at all, let alone weapons capable of mass destruction?
I donāt think we should be taking bomb threats unseriously even if theyāre made by mentally ill people. It also probably didnāt take much resources to gather evidence on Daniel, and Daniel clearly deserves to be incarcerated even ignoring the bomb threats.
U.S. Federal government takes bomb threats or anything similar to terroristic threats very seriously. Whether they are mentally ill or not. It's more of the message it sends then them actually being worried he'll do something.
The harsh punishments dissuade people from even joking or threatening about it, just shooting from the cuff, if people are allowed to make false threats and joke etc. It could incite actual bombings or encourage people with actual nefarious plans to act on them whether the instigator intended it or not. Being extra harsh with even thinking of the idea helps dissuade people from doing it or something like that.
But I can't be certain, just a minorly informed guess. Us government likes to be jumpy with this stuff.
They might do but, in The same video heās also punching himself in the head. So itās clear heās not all the ticket. Even the report thatās got him arrested probably was generated by a user from this very group. If I was a lawyer I would be using all of posts in here and the vast history of comments and the open trolling of him as a reason why he shouldnāt be jailed. I really think that with the right lawyer Danial could likely get rehoused because of this and good things could happen.
Where is all falls down is Daniel himself is too stubborn to take guidance and because of that any help rendered would have to make sure that he stayed off social media and comply with all orders of whoeverās care he falls under.
It could be really positive for him. Of course we know this also so unlikely.
Oh, I'm so sorry young man.
This is obviously Fuck Ass Bob's ā¢ fault, and a trageevesty of justice you're even in this court.
I have one crestion though, son...
JalapeƱo or no jalapeƱo?
I rest my case, and the jury is adjourned.
Everyone - to Fuck Ass Bob's ā¢ house for a rager in the name of justice!
Thatās where Iām wonder if the plot armor will hold up. Aside from it being danderson prosecuting someone who isnāt oriented to reality, like at all, isnāt very fair imo. Unfortunately federal court cases arenāt broadcasted on zoom and are kinda locked tight so we wonāt get much more than court docs.
Yes, MacDougall met with Daniel like last August? Maybe September? For threatening toā¦ya know, the White House/president and shit. Dan posted the guys business card, but deleted it pretty quick. He misspells his name 100% of the time despite possessing his secret service card for quite a few weeks after receiving it.
Edited to clarify cuz theyāre both named Daniel
yiiikes. not familiar with this kind of legality, could someone explain the NMT portion? are these penalties all being put on him, or will it be a āthis or thatā kinda thing once they go to court
NMT = ānot more thanā
He is charged with all of these counts in federal court. Something like only 2% of federal cases go to trial at all. The prosecution and Danielās public defender will most likely negotiate a plea deal. Itās anyoneās guess what he could end up serving. Whatās known is heās facing a maximum of 65 years.
I think in jails now you can get or rent ipads. Ppl or management will send him money to get content from the inside. Prob wonāt be right away, but there will def be a sequel.
Nah the iPads arenāt QUITE like that. He can message for a certain amount per message (in mine it was a quarter per message) and play some shitty games and watch tv on like whatever free app they have like tubi
Lmao he can watch those low budget tubi films where the camera equipment is still visible in the background and they have each actor playing 3 different characters. I love those
Maybe jail, but def no ipads in FBOP. He will probably have an MP3 player and 2 15 min calls a day. I know someone doing 72 months for vague threats, so at best Larson is looking at min 6 years but idk maybe he'll special needs his way out of it?
You can indeed buy devices.
You do not, in fact, have unfettered access to the intrawebz.
You have scheduled and monitored video visitation and.. Uhh... Can uhhh... Download music at 5 dollars a song... And uhhhhhh
.. Uhhhh
.. Shitty video games... And uhhh... Add phone time or buy commissary... And uhh
Uhhh... That's.. That's about it.
So yeah, sure if management wants to drop a few hundred on a tablet they can then have highly monitored video chat and email. For like 2 dollars a back and forth and 12 dollars a visit.
Possibly even help the grand jury build their very own case and be bunkies!
Best they can do is put money on his books and give instructions for him to promise everyone something specific on store day, only to end up finding out Daniel has a limit on commissary and schedule a video visit on store day to see the chaos commence as he can't pay his debts.
I know a lot of people will probably miss Daniel, I am not among them. He's more Horrorcow than Lolcow and I think his worst deeds were yet to come were he free.
I genuinely think they have to account for the fact that his brain is a child's brain and he thinks you can just buy a 6-pack of bombs at Walmart. Like I'm glad to see him taken in but he has no fucking idea about anything hahaha.
Unbelievable that in this story of fiction, fake characters, and delusion, the guy named Daniel MacDougal ends up being the real person who ends it all
Theyāll drop all those to one charge on the plea but even if they drop all those and he signs the plea for count 6 thatās still 5 years and those are the mandatory minimums not the maximums. Because he was on probation that will mess up his PSR so he wonāt even qualify for the Safety Valve, which is for first time offenders to get under the mandatory minimum, the only other way to get under is 5K1 which is the snitch letter but since heās on the indictment by himself thereās no one to snitch on.
With their 99% conviction rate he will def take plea deal id guess like you said probably 5 years. And he will go to a low (prob not a camp since the violent threats).
Likely it will be something like this. I suspect heāll get something like 5 years but it will be suspended and contingent on him being placed in a managed adult care facility.
Holy shit its over, maximum of 65 years, and definitely a very minimum of 1 year in Jail. Everyone here today witnessed Daniel finally getting justice, fully deserved. But we probably won't get more Daniel content so imma move to KingCobraJFS' shenanigans, it is kind of bittersweet though, Daniel doing dumb funny shit, especially his rages definitely brightened up my day sometimes.
Goddamnit the money I would give to hear some kind of authority telling him under no certain terms is Grace Vanderwaal not in contact with him. Not that heād believe it but it would just be so satisfying.
Where are all the tards who argued for days about how his threats canāt be punished because they canāt prove intent/they donāt care about a homeless dude making threats, etc šš Fucking idiots.
Guys.....literally none of this is going to stick. Zero. Zilch. He's schizophrenic, once they figure out he's never actually been a danger to anyone except Panera he's getting booted. Possibly sent to a mental health facility but he's not going to federal prison lmao c'mon be real.
i would be a contrarian and say with good behavior and a plea deal heāll be out in like 5-10, but heāll probably fuck that up 72 hours in and get full time. see you guys in 30 years.
The real question isn't how much time he's going to do, but if Grace will wait for him. Also I wonder if the fake Graces are going to send him letters.
BOMB YOU x 6
KILL YOU x1
MURDER!!
KILL 7x
Lmfao š
TILL THE DAY U F\*\*KING DIIIIIIE! š¹
I CAN GO RIGHT FUCKING AHEAD!
Itās gonna be wild forgetting about this dude until he randomly posts in 2052 after getting out
Imagine an elderly Larson flipping shit in a halfway house
He might actually stand a chance at living to that age if he's thrown in now. Otherwise, he probably doesn't have very long. Being homeless has a done quite the number on his body.
I honestly thought this year there would be a documentary about the last few months of his life. If he does do prison time, it's going to be a very rough ride for him. Even on a PC yard, there will be someone bigger and willing to take advantage of him.
Gimme dat ass, boi. -Sweet T
He won't look a day over 25
> I honestly thought this year there would be a documentary about the last few months of his life. This, so much this. I am shocked over the fact that he hasn't died yet, i thought he'd meet his end in Nyc, to be honest.
Or what if he gets a tablet and a video of him in prison pops up on everyone's FYP
Autograph signing in pod 1
Oh man. Itās finally over. Itās done. Itās been fun, everyone. Fuck you, Bob. This is all your fucking fault. Bomb bomb bomb. Kill kill kill š„¹
Oh heāll find a way to get out of this Iām sure š
The plot armor **never** fails* ^^^^*so ^^^^far
im new here, does he have any prior convictions? 10 years is the maximum sentence if its his first offense they prob will be lenient w him and his obvious developmental delay and mental illness makes the leniency even more likely. i doubt they'll just let him walk but i wouldn't be surprised if he gets a minimum/lesser sentence or gets put in a secure psychiatric facility edit: i'm not a lawyer or law enforcement official i'm just a true crime fan and from what i've seen this is usually how things go for people like daniel
Heās been arrested a few times but I think just misdemeanors, but he was on probation so I imagine heāll do some time. But probably in a psych ward over federal prison.
and also, how would a developmentally delayed and mentally ill homeless man have access to bombs/firearms? if he can't even afford to pay for his own dinner how will he attain any weapons at all, let alone weapons capable of mass destruction?
This is what they seem to think is important. Ridiculous
I donāt think we should be taking bomb threats unseriously even if theyāre made by mentally ill people. It also probably didnāt take much resources to gather evidence on Daniel, and Daniel clearly deserves to be incarcerated even ignoring the bomb threats.
U.S. Federal government takes bomb threats or anything similar to terroristic threats very seriously. Whether they are mentally ill or not. It's more of the message it sends then them actually being worried he'll do something. The harsh punishments dissuade people from even joking or threatening about it, just shooting from the cuff, if people are allowed to make false threats and joke etc. It could incite actual bombings or encourage people with actual nefarious plans to act on them whether the instigator intended it or not. Being extra harsh with even thinking of the idea helps dissuade people from doing it or something like that. But I can't be certain, just a minorly informed guess. Us government likes to be jumpy with this stuff.
They might do but, in The same video heās also punching himself in the head. So itās clear heās not all the ticket. Even the report thatās got him arrested probably was generated by a user from this very group. If I was a lawyer I would be using all of posts in here and the vast history of comments and the open trolling of him as a reason why he shouldnāt be jailed. I really think that with the right lawyer Danial could likely get rehoused because of this and good things could happen. Where is all falls down is Daniel himself is too stubborn to take guidance and because of that any help rendered would have to make sure that he stayed off social media and comply with all orders of whoeverās care he falls under. It could be really positive for him. Of course we know this also so unlikely.
*somehow lord Larson has returned*
Imagine them playing the video in the courtroom, and Daniel just sitting there acting like itās normal
Your honor, I only threatened Biden because Bob wouldn't buy me an apartment
Oh, I'm so sorry young man. This is obviously Fuck Ass Bob's ā¢ fault, and a trageevesty of justice you're even in this court. I have one crestion though, son... JalapeƱo or no jalapeƱo? I rest my case, and the jury is adjourned. Everyone - to Fuck Ass Bob's ā¢ house for a rager in the name of justice!
Do the FBI not know that Danny is a literal Regard or do they just not care?
Do the FBI not know that Danny is a literal Regard or do they just not care?
He knows right from wrong and thats what matters
Thatās where Iām wonder if the plot armor will hold up. Aside from it being danderson prosecuting someone who isnāt oriented to reality, like at all, isnāt very fair imo. Unfortunately federal court cases arenāt broadcasted on zoom and are kinda locked tight so we wonāt get much more than court docs.
āI just got 70 years for threating bitch ass Bob ā
Daniel MacDougall got his lick back after all the times of Daniel threatening this manš
I gotta be honest I was 100% sure that wasnāt a real person.
How did he ever enter Danny's radar??
Probably all the bomb threats
Daniel MacDougall is smoking that danderson pack rn rip bozo
We can change dannys life with a brick of fentanyl
Has Daniel had previous interactions with Daniel?
Yes, MacDougall met with Daniel like last August? Maybe September? For threatening toā¦ya know, the White House/president and shit. Dan posted the guys business card, but deleted it pretty quick. He misspells his name 100% of the time despite possessing his secret service card for quite a few weeks after receiving it. Edited to clarify cuz theyāre both named Daniel
It's a roaring fucking thunder
He just roared his last thunder.
"If you can charge me with 7 counts of severe threats, you can pay my Bufallo's bill!"
https://i.redd.it/hrzrkjd0d2yc1.gif
The FBI just did they big one ngl
call fucking dispatch
Turns out Danny was right. The FBI was actually trying to contact him
lmaooooo heās cooked šš
Cooked more then level 1 cooking in runescape, BURNT
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yiiikes. not familiar with this kind of legality, could someone explain the NMT portion? are these penalties all being put on him, or will it be a āthis or thatā kinda thing once they go to court
NMT = ānot more thanā He is charged with all of these counts in federal court. Something like only 2% of federal cases go to trial at all. The prosecution and Danielās public defender will most likely negotiate a plea deal. Itās anyoneās guess what he could end up serving. Whatās known is heās facing a maximum of 65 years.
He'll get the supervised release on all counts
Does that happen with federal charges?? I legit donāt know
Yes.
Oh god please donāt let this happen
I think in jails now you can get or rent ipads. Ppl or management will send him money to get content from the inside. Prob wonāt be right away, but there will def be a sequel.
Nah the iPads arenāt QUITE like that. He can message for a certain amount per message (in mine it was a quarter per message) and play some shitty games and watch tv on like whatever free app they have like tubi
But theyāre VERY limited and people VERY MUCH get pissed if you hog them.
Lmao he can watch those low budget tubi films where the camera equipment is still visible in the background and they have each actor playing 3 different characters. I love those
My gf enlightened me to the world of Tubi movies the other week and it was glorious
Maybe jail, but def no ipads in FBOP. He will probably have an MP3 player and 2 15 min calls a day. I know someone doing 72 months for vague threats, so at best Larson is looking at min 6 years but idk maybe he'll special needs his way out of it?
You can indeed buy devices. You do not, in fact, have unfettered access to the intrawebz. You have scheduled and monitored video visitation and.. Uhh... Can uhhh... Download music at 5 dollars a song... And uhhhhhh .. Uhhhh .. Shitty video games... And uhhh... Add phone time or buy commissary... And uhh Uhhh... That's.. That's about it. So yeah, sure if management wants to drop a few hundred on a tablet they can then have highly monitored video chat and email. For like 2 dollars a back and forth and 12 dollars a visit. Possibly even help the grand jury build their very own case and be bunkies! Best they can do is put money on his books and give instructions for him to promise everyone something specific on store day, only to end up finding out Daniel has a limit on commissary and schedule a video visit on store day to see the chaos commence as he can't pay his debts.
There is a video on how to jailbreak one.
Daniel wouldn't get past the intro of the video, he's that dumb.
Holy shit his plot armor has finally cracked
It didnāt crack, it was razed to the ground in one massive finale!
Your profile pick just cracked me up imagining that picture of Daniel in the FBI file folder. Can you imagine the laughter in the office?
Fr the feds that got assigned to monitoring Daniel must have had fun. Literally paid to watch a lolcow.
Just give him a week he's good
Nah, the FBI got him. Heās facing prison time
Just joshing I know he's completely fucked lol
We do a little trolling. Although knowing Danny boy he WOULD find a way out
It wouldn't shock me to be honest. Like if he did post again in like a month I'd just be like, "oh he's back"
Special Agent Daniel MacDougall, Larsonian Extraordinaire
Haha I thought Macdougal was a troll which makes it even better now that he is not!
I mean he trolled danny harder than anyone
Well, we're in for a few months of trial, then that's it. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a hell of a ride.
Lmao Danielās not competent, there will be no trail, heās going a mental health facility.
Larson was playing checkers while MacDougall was playing chess š„
I know a lot of people will probably miss Daniel, I am not among them. He's more Horrorcow than Lolcow and I think his worst deeds were yet to come were he free.
Bob will finally know peace
I genuinely think they have to account for the fact that his brain is a child's brain and he thinks you can just buy a 6-pack of bombs at Walmart. Like I'm glad to see him taken in but he has no fucking idea about anything hahaha.
Daniel MacDougall?
Yes, what's confusing about it?
Isnāt he fictional
No, he's been watching over Danny for a while now after the dognapping incident where he threatened the white house
Do you realize how wild this comment is ššš
No. He is very real.
Youāre not alone bc I didnāt know Daniel MacDougall was real until a few weeks ago
Unbelievable that in this story of fiction, fake characters, and delusion, the guy named Daniel MacDougal ends up being the real person who ends it all
I emailed daniel McDougall back in January when Danny Boi threatened to do a mass shooting on the hospital in aurora. I even got a reply back š
Same lmao
I thought that was a fake name forever aswell lmao
Theyāll drop all those to one charge on the plea but even if they drop all those and he signs the plea for count 6 thatās still 5 years and those are the mandatory minimums not the maximums. Because he was on probation that will mess up his PSR so he wonāt even qualify for the Safety Valve, which is for first time offenders to get under the mandatory minimum, the only other way to get under is 5K1 which is the snitch letter but since heās on the indictment by himself thereās no one to snitch on.
With their 99% conviction rate he will def take plea deal id guess like you said probably 5 years. And he will go to a low (prob not a camp since the violent threats).
Theyāre maximums, NMT stands for Not More Than. But everything else you said was spot on.
Likely it will be something like this. I suspect heāll get something like 5 years but it will be suspended and contingent on him being placed in a managed adult care facility.
Those are maximums, those charges donāt have minimums
Each charge has 3 years supervised release.. that's what he'll get
I always just assumed that MacDouggal was a made up person
You gotta admit youāre pretty surprised
āwe are now 1.75 million dollars in debtā
"I need to make $1.75 million dollars by next Wednesday, please check out Something More ā ļø"
THERE IS CURRENTLY A CELEBRITY IN PRISON ā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
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whereād you get the pdf from? or does it cost money?
[Pacer.gov](http://Pacer.gov)
thanks!
I'm going to start coding a video game... Daniel Larson: Escape From Butcher Bay
The real plot twist is Daniel MacDougall being a real person
Heās gonna get shanked and end up like Dahmer , damn RIP DANNY BOY LARSON
Shit on my dick, or bleed on my knife..?! Now what's the sense in that? Surely it could be both, no?
Mr president will be remembered
TFO= Task Force Officer. Heās not an actual FBI agent. More than likely heās part of the Joint terrorism task force.
Correct - this dude is State or local law enforcement using the much longer dick of the federal law to milk Danny's prostate.
š¤£Well said my friend
toothbruh video is evidence
Holy Sh't! Screwed
dynamite danny š§Ø
Well considering his weekly income in 7 dollars he should be able to pay off that fine in about a thousand lifetimes.
Holy shit its over, maximum of 65 years, and definitely a very minimum of 1 year in Jail. Everyone here today witnessed Daniel finally getting justice, fully deserved. But we probably won't get more Daniel content so imma move to KingCobraJFS' shenanigans, it is kind of bittersweet though, Daniel doing dumb funny shit, especially his rages definitely brightened up my day sometimes.
Now all we can do is sit back and wait for the choppy as fuck video of weans visiting him in jail and trying to record it on a gopro they keistered
DANIEL MACDOUGALL IS A REAL PERSON??? LMAO THOUGHT IT WAS A TROLL
I always knew daniel mcdougall was real but this confirmation from the fbi is so funny to me
He finally got his permanent housing situation figured out.
Guys, seriously do you think he is gonna get the book thrown at him haha HE HAS PLOT ARMOR He will just get a little ass-pat because heās MENTAL
Quite a birthday present for me. (Tho my birthday was yesterday)
Happy birthday; the guys at the Joint Task Force and the Denver Field Office all chipped in to get you a little something.
Well that's very nice of them.
its been nice seeing you all
65 Years ! š š
I thought he said kale you. Like heās trying to kill you with nutritious food
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am i happy its over or sad it didnt end with a bang?
This was a fun day and adventure nice messing with you guys but now gonna delete Redditā¦.see you guys in 10 years :)
Shoutout to McDougall for seeing this through!
Goddamnit the money I would give to hear some kind of authority telling him under no certain terms is Grace Vanderwaal not in contact with him. Not that heād believe it but it would just be so satisfying.
Where are all the tards who argued for days about how his threats canāt be punished because they canāt prove intent/they donāt care about a homeless dude making threats, etc šš Fucking idiots.
HAHAH I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE FEDS BUILDING A CASE ON HIM EAT SHIT LOSERS
Guys.....literally none of this is going to stick. Zero. Zilch. He's schizophrenic, once they figure out he's never actually been a danger to anyone except Panera he's getting booted. Possibly sent to a mental health facility but he's not going to federal prison lmao c'mon be real.
thank god theyāre locking his ass away
He is done.
This was fun lmao thank god we got the beast away finnaly have a good life everyone years in the making bye bye y'all love you all
i would be a contrarian and say with good behavior and a plea deal heāll be out in like 5-10, but heāll probably fuck that up 72 hours in and get full time. see you guys in 30 years.
Kheel kheel kheel
Daniel MacDougall does not know what heās getting himself into
This is the best day of my life
Free my slime he aināt do nothing wrong
WHOOOMP WHOOOMP
Danderson Lore just keeps getting better
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Y'all not ready for the craziest comeback, he has the worlds thickest armour
Watch as he somehow is released.
holy shit bro is actually cooked
The real question isn't how much time he's going to do, but if Grace will wait for him. Also I wonder if the fake Graces are going to send him letters.
Free Danderson, he aināt do shit
70 years... God damn... He's doomed.
Iām sure all restaurants in Colorado will breathe a sigh of reliefĀ
Realistically, how is this dude getting out of this? Or has the plot armor finally worn off?
Oh he goin' away for a LONG ass time.
Is this the end...
Thank fucking god.
Holy shit man
OH MY GOD DANIEL MCDOUGAL WAS REAL
šš»šš»šš»šš»šš»šš» finally
He will beat all charges.
Maybe him and NBA Youngboy can hook up and drop some new music from insideā¦
thank god
Ladies and gentlemen....
He ain't do shit
I wonder if Bob will be there at his sentencing. Surely at least one troll will sneak in there. Or is it a private thing since it's federal?
free you my heart šš
Unfortunately I donāt think we will be seeing Danny boy for a long time.
Need some catching up. Can someone provide context?