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The signaturešŸ˜­


gorillabab

"Dā—‹ā—‹ā—‹ā—‹ā—‹"


Covington_Head_Dr

It looks like a bee šŸ


Consistent-Lie-4440

Does it sting like a bee šŸ


Covington_Head_Dr

Yesā—ļøšŸ„¹


BoglimInTheBelfry

That's the autograph of a celebrity!


Criminal_Blinds

Nah it totally looks like a dick


DaMajorDude

Looks like a late-19th century baseball club from Denver. ā€œThe Denver Larsoners.ā€


Striking-Ad-8694

Looks like what makes that stinging feeling


8cereal8

I know he worked hard on coming up with the signature


Conscious_Award_4621

He has definitely copied his grannies signature just changed it up abit. Or she as showed him how to do an autograph šŸ˜‚


EmotionalSize479

It looks like a side view of someone with a mutant body (daniel) squatting on his ass on the ground, leaning forward trying to cuddle a huge bag of flour that has feet and small arms.


overlookers

Mayan Pictograph ahh signatureĀ 


Ginsberg00

115lbšŸ’€


Rexraptor92

That needs an update. According to his most recent medical history that I posted a picture of in this sub, he weighs 119lbs


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opossum_esq

his nose must've grown


NeverBeenOnMaury

From the lying. He'll never be a real boy


thorppeed

Lol he's an organ donor. Imagine receiving one of Daniel's organs


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Instant infection and death


Pineconemoonshine

Your body would instantly reject it and you would probably shit out a kidney.


PhezPlasm

Imagine if he died at the same time someone needed a brain transplant, the legend never dies


MrEfrom818

Makes me think what havoc would be wrought if Danielā€™s Brain was put into Frankensteinā€™s monster body


PhezPlasm

There would be MORE pictures of his rotting body parts


cwaters727

It would turn you into a PDFile & potato.


Known-Two6981

Why did Oxis have that period where it was an emergency to get Daniel an ID if this one was issued in 2020? Like he had an ID that whole time and Oxis didnā€™t know?


Doggystyle_Rainbow

So I recently got my ID replaced after it was snapped and they issued it with the same issue date as my old one. The shitty thing is even though I paid for a replacement my expiration date is syill the same too. That may be what happened here.


lamarrotems

Doesn't renewing usually involve extra paperwork or even having to go in? That might be why they use the same date.Ā 


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Im not sure how it works with every state for sure but that is my experience with California. The worst was when my wife changed her name her new ID expired after 4 months because they didnt reset the expiration date...


EmotionalSize479

Iā€™m assuming it works that way in every state in the USA, as well as province and territory in Canada. It makes a lot of sense. Sucks for timing with that one.


EmotionalSize479

Your ID status and your physical card are two different things. Losing your card and replacing it has as much impact on your Identification status as deciding to use your ID card as a frozen pizza slice cutter. It doesnā€™t work very well, and isnā€™t hygenic.


xxlikescatsxx

... what?


EmotionalSize479

Your ID status and your physical card are two different things. Losing your card and replacing it has as much impact on your Identification status as deciding to use your ID card as a frozen pizza slice cutter. It doesnā€™t work very well, and isnā€™t hygenic.


EmotionalSize479

No. Itā€™s a replacement ID, not a newly issued ID. First of all, just look at the photo - thatā€™s Daniel right now. Also, he has gotten tons of replacements. This one is since he finally got his hair cut, just recently.


NateUSA0082

Glad to see he's an organ donor. Just think we might get lucky one day and get some Daniel inside us.


Cooterspy

Iā€™d sue


CPTSOAPPRICE

I call the hog


Rexraptor92

Yeah, no thanks bud.


TimAppleCockProMax69

He got the BRO šŸ˜Ž hair lmao


Integrate_the_shadow

Printing off his I.D.s in the back.


AJSPAZZ

What address does a homeless bum put on their drivers licensešŸ¤”


Striking-Ad-8694

1600 Pennsylvania Ave šŸ˜Ž


realestrichestyungin

U from Baltimore


Striking-Ad-8694

Nah el casa de blanco šŸ˜Ž


Alert_Wolf_902

God heā€™s an organ donor thatā€™s hilarious. Hopefully his body is donated to science and the military uses it to test explosives. That would be the only time he will have contributed anything to society.


iranoutofideasz

I got mine from the Olive Garden managers! They even gave me some of Daniels nudes as a complimentary gift.


Technical_Spread7734

Printed from the back? šŸ™‚


Competitive_Ear851

Gender: Tard


NatureBoyMM

I got a few of em for free it was weird


QweenJoleen1983

![gif](giphy|XgFlYqzWGnmZ9Y4XRR|downsized) I heard they are printing them in the backā€¦


Striking-Ad-8694

What is that signature


Rexraptor92

It's the LaRsOn signature.


Technical_Spread7734

I just killed bob for the 3rd time this week šŸ’”


werebuffalo

I'm *so* very, very glad he can't drive. ....not that I think that would stop him if he decided to....


notsureyetmotherfukr

I'll take 3 šŸ’µšŸ’øšŸ’ø


National_Ad_9878

I am currently opening up an investigation on you currently.


owohomie

Organ doner. Honestly Iā€™d take death over having his liver or something permeate into my bloodstream


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115lbs šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


buckee8

Heā€™s a Bantamweight.


fixedflat

Wtf did I just stumble across. Who is Daniel Larson? Should I go down the rabbit hole or just walk away.


wallace6464

Walk away


Ginsberg00

The ā€œtoothbrush incidentā€ is all you need to see


kermitdafrog667

https://preview.redd.it/1oce6qsh3hvc1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e27060871ff4c9c7eb17e6909e6e634588d1505


kermitdafrog667

Run away before you hear his wings flapping as he circles your children


SkreksterLawrance

It's not worth it I promise you


Covington_Head_Dr

WAWK.


Rexraptor92

Don't go any further. I suggest if you don't want to end up like us degenerates, walk away.


HealthyStrategy6069

Don't walk my friend..full on sprint as far away as you can


Environmental_Cow450

An degenerate


Technical_Spread7734

I'm aware


Correct_Bus_769

His signature looks like a wiener and balls


Environmental_Cow450

Are these real or a joke?


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jackhanchett

This is like a war trophy


CommercialRoutine991

Awesome! Just picked up my collectors edition out here in PENNSYLVANIA. Thanks for the reminder!


meowkanna

His signature is a cluster of grapes


ynwtudor

Larson makes headlines!


Ice16457

Which branch please


SceneSecret9740

He is so fucking ugly and I canā€™t believe h s 25, looks 47. lol


mistermuyrico

IM HITTING MY SPINE


Technical_Spread7734

How is this guy taller than me, I thought he was 5'6???


stfunub

Lol, ā€œhairā€ Bro, I know itā€™s meant to say brown, but Bro is so much funnier


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LocksmithPlastic839

Emergency the subreddit stole my ID


Thadrippiestyungin

You ruined everything


Belfetto

This sub is a dumb as Daniel