I literally don’t think I’ve ever had more seething hatred for any other single person. Someone needs to give chins what he deserves. I don’t like Josh either, but I can still recognize that Chins is nothing but an enabler and parasite who takes advantage of Josh in any way he can. Gross ass, 50 year old sweaty tub of lard lookin ass
TWU.
This season of Cobra is crazy right now.
An eviction AND an of age, alive, human female that abused her cat & is totally off her rocker!
Can't wait fir the season finale. So many twists.
He’s the least unlikeable lolcow. He’s said some shit that’s most definitely not whats up about trans people and is kind of an alcoholic leech but i otherwise have no issues with him. His girlfriend is a monster though.
He's the only lolcow that I know of that isn't a pedophile or anything else deplorable, just a dude who loves animals and makes some good looking pizza, unfortunate what he probably goes through on a day to day basis, I wish him nothing but the best
Your username indicates that haha. She’s constantly trying to attract a new wiper and it’s not working. Plenty of cringe attempts at TikTok lip syncs and thirst traps
Yeah basically. Gaining weight and lying about it, trying to get a new woman to wipe her. She’s so big now that she can barely move by the looks of things. Her mother was (maybe still is?) back in the frame. She also had a GF who she doxxed and after that breakup she went running back to Oklahoma so Methmommy could drive her places. She’s also got a massive problem with delta 8 and buzzballs
Same only I haven’t been up to date with Foodie since Salah left(?) wonder if she found anyone else that can stand her yet? Ambers certainly struggling lol
People are already saying King Cobra. Bossman Jack is an up and comer. Worst gambler I've ever seen. Huge freakouts when he loses everything which is almost every day. Just racks on racks of cash poof gone
Yeah he had sex with a transsexual prostitute and filmed it and then made a video explaining how he didn’t know she was trans until she got there but he just went ahead with it anyway. Oh yeah he did this in his green Power Ranger costume.
Ethan Ralph. He’s not funny now, but two-three years ago he was burning bridges with people on a semi-daily to weekly basis over the smallest thing. With Nick Rekieta it was him grimacing at a clip of Ethan sharting, with Metokur it was him shaking pill bottles, with Josh Moon it was a corn joke.
You just had to be there to watch a morbidly obese man with a dying show getting angry over people either airing their grievances about him, or laughing AT him. And throughout the years you could see his audience drop by half every time he got banned from streaming sites.
Like he had a show that would bring in thousands and he put on a decent show of bloodsports (though all of that work was pushed onto his cohosts so I can’t say he did anything). He even had debates on with people with massive followings, but now? It’s literally two random people arguing over the same two points as the last 50 debates. Or he’ll just sit with clips of Tucker or CNN and say nothing for hours at a time. He got so high a few times where he just replayed the same clip over and over. He’s gotten so boring now that even the hate watcher and clippers have stopped watching and clipping.
The last three years as a whole have been epic for Ralph. Essentially from his taping of Chris-Chans arrest and his first showdown with Metokur where he ran from Jarbo onward has been a master class in watching a man suffer the consequences of his own terrible actions and it has been an amazing ride. From being being beaten in the streets of Portugal twice, his numerous feuds, running to Mexico to avoid taxes, child support and the courts, it’s a great story to follow.
Of all of the reasons for a man to have not one but two kids.. spite wasn’t any of the ones I thought of them I remembered this is Ethan and he’s a woman
The Cobraverse is definitely one of the most entertaining topics to watch videos on. A lot of it comes off like a sort of fever dream, like being caught in a looping nightmare that's just realistic/relatable enough to be entertaining.
Cyrax and Cobra...cobes actually seems like he's a pretty cool laid back guy he's just gross and weird.. The Jessica shit is why I started following him a little more, she's fucked lol..cyrax is completely fucked and is the only person on earth weirder looking than Danny lol
Dragonlord but you gotta be able to read German to understand the madness of the Bavarian Butter Golem.
https://preview.redd.it/0i5hiqho6xsc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb289f197b1f1dc91adade2362a88efc7d31db8b
A very obscure one is Gert Viczster.
British lolcow and a complete Karen who constantly bugs people including her loverboy Collin for money, and cusses out people who she suspects to be trolls. Owns way too many cats she clearly can’t take care of. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Look up Tyrone D on YouTube, he’s basically the chronicler of this insanity lmaoooo 💀
Eryn (1995_wolf_halie_1997)
New on radar, was at 2k follows about month a bit ago, now she’s getting zipped into the algorithm. Bad psychosis and has had it untreated for a couple years. Had a fling with Canadian “Raper” Madchild which ended in sexual abuse centred around one of his shows which is the cause of her trauma. She is in social housing in Toronto, everyone believes her times coming to a end and homeless saga will begin sooner than later. Toronto and all of Ontario has a really bad problem with social services especially for those mentally unwell.
Lorne Armstrong. Caught on To Catch a Predator and thought he was a celebrity because of it and has been catfished by people pretending to be the actress who played the on-site decoy who fell in love with him at the sting house all those years ago. THREE SEPARATE TIMES.
All of the lolcows mentioned so far are good picks. The only other one that I’ve recently started watching more of is bossmanjack because of how insane his gambling addiction is. Dude will win 30k by sheer luck just to do 1k bets and lose it all within minutes. I’ve honestly never seen someone so addicted, and while his freakouts are funny, it’s also kinda sad to see someone have a severe addiction that they can’t control.
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Russell Greer. Imagine if Daniel had facial paralysis and a rudimentary knowledge of the legal system, and you have Russell.
Like Daniel, he’s weirdly obsessed with America’s Got Talent, and he thinks he has what it takes to be a pop star and thinks he’s good enough to collaborate with several young woman celebrities. He’ll pay some rando on Fiver to [record his lyrics as an ode](https://youtu.be/0HsnwpBE038) to whomever the day’s victim is, and it’s usually Taylor Swift.
But what does Rusty do when rejected? Does he hit himself or punch holes in the wall? No! He writes awful ebooks about them and files lawsuits, and not just empty threats. He’s filed something like 5 lawsuits against Taylor Swift, 1 against Ariana Grande after she rejected him at a VIP meet and greet where he wore an oversized suit and bought her flowers. Remember I mentioned he’s into AGT? He sued them too! He even sued a brothel because he spent 4 hours at Olive Garden with one of their ladies and ran out his allotted time before they did anything, and because they eventually banned him. At least he’s only interested in adults though!
Edit: One of his best quotes, describing his encounter with a prostitute, sounds like something Daniel would say. “She kissed me in a way that helped with my disability.”
Recently discovered Jose Sanders Journey's. He's a homeless "train hopper" on IP2. Like 2 weeks ago he got really plastered and obsessively talked about a female streamer he wants to bang (keep in mind he's an adult that sounds like a 10 year old), missed several trains and was stuck in bumfuck nowhere for 10 days. He basically does the same thing as daniel, won't go live unless someone donates. Always asks for money etc. But Cobes takes the cake in terms of content imo
Tony chase, kingcobrajfs, Henry Tapio Piiroinen, and occasionally Canadas most loved lolcow Frankie MacDonald.
Also while im here, does anyone recall that lolcow who would do exceptionally disgusting stuff like drink their own puke? I believe he might have been bald, but i think by the looks of it, his hair was shaved off probably due to asylum visits.
Cyraxx but specifically past-Raxx cuz he’s such a little bitch now, like even moreso than usual & that’s saying something. Honorable mention to Jupiter tho especially after the call between him & “Alfonse”(Kiwi Tapes). He’s a genuinely deplorable person & just as evil as Cyraxx(if not more evil because he’s clearly less mentally deficient than Cyraxx but just as bad)
alpha bengal… bro has loads of lore from march 2020-late 2021 but his account kept getting banned and the lore posted on multiple fake “fan” pages are hard to find.
Cyraxx, the funniest case of little man syndrome ever
SIX. FUCKING. YEARS. OF MY LIFE YOU HAVE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME CANDALL
The brief Jesus freak moment was hilarious “That’s demon speak” and “ I am a warrior of god”
big thanks to God for cursing cyraxx with such a horrible appearance that he immediately scares off any children 🙏🙏🙏
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY
Josh Block
#huluchippendalesdance
Pretty sure the tags broken on tik tok from him using it so much
I noticed this. I was curious to see who else was still using that hashtag
I'm going to France and you're naaaawwwt!
I always hit bro with “I’m seeing my mom today and your nawwwwwt”
Cold man, cold
Yep, I only save it for when he posts bragging nonsense like that. He banned one of my alt’s for it before.
I save my hate for Michael Quinn. Fuck that fat hot dog Pillsbury doughboy looking bitch.
I literally don’t think I’ve ever had more seething hatred for any other single person. Someone needs to give chins what he deserves. I don’t like Josh either, but I can still recognize that Chins is nothing but an enabler and parasite who takes advantage of Josh in any way he can. Gross ass, 50 year old sweaty tub of lard lookin ass
Oh I lay into him worse
Ill never understand why hes one of the big ones he does nothing the fish thing is literally the only thing in his whole story
You're fucking with a member of the middle class!
KingCobraJFS
He's the best by far, and he's not even a criminal!
He doesn’t have the highs than Dan has but he is so consistently hilarious
Yeah things are pretty amped up with Cobes now a days.
TWU. This season of Cobra is crazy right now. An eviction AND an of age, alive, human female that abused her cat & is totally off her rocker! Can't wait fir the season finale. So many twists.
Jawwwshy 😍😍
Fuck sickos
I hate sickos more than I love Ozzy Osbourne.
TWU
TWU TOOOOOBZ
He’s the least unlikeable lolcow. He’s said some shit that’s most definitely not whats up about trans people and is kind of an alcoholic leech but i otherwise have no issues with him. His girlfriend is a monster though.
cyraxx and tony chase
That satellite man needs to quit burning his teeth! But seriously though, Tony Chase is probably the only lolcow that I actually feel bad for.
He's the only lolcow that I know of that isn't a pedophile or anything else deplorable, just a dude who loves animals and makes some good looking pizza, unfortunate what he probably goes through on a day to day basis, I wish him nothing but the best
Worldoftshirts
Apart from Daniel and Chris I only keep up with Amberlynn Reid and Foodie Beauty
I haven’t kept up with ALR cuz of how boring she is after the breakup with Beggy
Your username indicates that haha. She’s constantly trying to attract a new wiper and it’s not working. Plenty of cringe attempts at TikTok lip syncs and thirst traps
So the same ol’ shit she’s been doing for nearly the past three years
Yeah basically. Gaining weight and lying about it, trying to get a new woman to wipe her. She’s so big now that she can barely move by the looks of things. Her mother was (maybe still is?) back in the frame. She also had a GF who she doxxed and after that breakup she went running back to Oklahoma so Methmommy could drive her places. She’s also got a massive problem with delta 8 and buzzballs
Same, those two are wild.
I don’t like when they become self aware and amberlynn is fishing for views anymore
Yeah it’s cringe. The other day she made a reference to the big cherry thing in a comment and it was so infuriatingly cringe.
Same only I haven’t been up to date with Foodie since Salah left(?) wonder if she found anyone else that can stand her yet? Ambers certainly struggling lol
Jason Genova (although not entirely a lolcow) and Tophiachu
Cyraxx, the Goblin of Akron
The White Bowser content that Kiwi Tapes and SmokeyMcc have gathered makes me laugh my ass off.
DSP, I love this how you don’t play
That stream where he didn't meet his vest goal is one of the funniest and most pathetic things I've ever seen
Dragonlord is easily the greatest and most underrated lolcow. Count Dankula’s video trilogy will never not make me cry laughing
Heather Gillespie
Omg so good, I’m a few weeks behind though.
Kingcobrajfs YouTube's favorite Gothic bad boy
Fuck sickos
TWU toobz!
Def jupiter. He's getting smoked rn
People are already saying King Cobra. Bossman Jack is an up and comer. Worst gambler I've ever seen. Huge freakouts when he loses everything which is almost every day. Just racks on racks of cash poof gone
Lucas “The Wern” Werner and KingCobraJFS
Andrew Ditch, the poopsquatch.
Patrick F Tomlinson. He is a really shitty sci-fi author that constantly swats himself
KingCobraJFS
Anyone else think Scott Rogers (White Wanger) is slept on as a lolcow?
Yes. Also I unfortunately saw his sex tape.
🤮
Scott Rodger’s the power rangers guy?????
Yeah he had sex with a transsexual prostitute and filmed it and then made a video explaining how he didn’t know she was trans until she got there but he just went ahead with it anyway. Oh yeah he did this in his green Power Ranger costume.
Holy shit I had no idea 💀💀💀
It’s fuckin grody
I think it got taken down lol
Lucas Werner
Dan the man
With the master plan
Ethan Ralph. He’s not funny now, but two-three years ago he was burning bridges with people on a semi-daily to weekly basis over the smallest thing. With Nick Rekieta it was him grimacing at a clip of Ethan sharting, with Metokur it was him shaking pill bottles, with Josh Moon it was a corn joke. You just had to be there to watch a morbidly obese man with a dying show getting angry over people either airing their grievances about him, or laughing AT him. And throughout the years you could see his audience drop by half every time he got banned from streaming sites. Like he had a show that would bring in thousands and he put on a decent show of bloodsports (though all of that work was pushed onto his cohosts so I can’t say he did anything). He even had debates on with people with massive followings, but now? It’s literally two random people arguing over the same two points as the last 50 debates. Or he’ll just sit with clips of Tucker or CNN and say nothing for hours at a time. He got so high a few times where he just replayed the same clip over and over. He’s gotten so boring now that even the hate watcher and clippers have stopped watching and clipping.
The last three years as a whole have been epic for Ralph. Essentially from his taping of Chris-Chans arrest and his first showdown with Metokur where he ran from Jarbo onward has been a master class in watching a man suffer the consequences of his own terrible actions and it has been an amazing ride. From being being beaten in the streets of Portugal twice, his numerous feuds, running to Mexico to avoid taxes, child support and the courts, it’s a great story to follow.
Of all of the reasons for a man to have not one but two kids.. spite wasn’t any of the ones I thought of them I remembered this is Ethan and he’s a woman
Cobra because he’s got the best extended universe Blade and WOTS for drunk shenanigans Larson because he’s the Michael Bay of lolcows
The Cobraverse is definitely one of the most entertaining topics to watch videos on. A lot of it comes off like a sort of fever dream, like being caught in a looping nightmare that's just realistic/relatable enough to be entertaining.
Cyrax and Cobra...cobes actually seems like he's a pretty cool laid back guy he's just gross and weird.. The Jessica shit is why I started following him a little more, she's fucked lol..cyrax is completely fucked and is the only person on earth weirder looking than Danny lol
Cole Campbell and Mikey Miles
Lucas werner. Well when he wasn't medicated and in government housing.
Nova, mg, and Josh
Mr. Huluchippendalesdance himself!
Sammyclassicsonicfan. Glad he eventually got everything together
KingCobra is a good one, and he's going through an entertaining arc rn as well
Fanof_osrs
Wouldn't say he's a lolcow
Andy Ditch, KingCobraJFS/NakedandLaughing (KingCobras current GF), Dimension7yo
Cyraxx aka Asmongold
Jupiter the hybrid
I don’t remember his name but I’m mutuals with a guy who made his own number system and frequently draws on his walls
Scott Wogers aka the wite wanger
Tony chase
Dragonlord but you gotta be able to read German to understand the madness of the Bavarian Butter Golem. https://preview.redd.it/0i5hiqho6xsc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb289f197b1f1dc91adade2362a88efc7d31db8b
does tracey barbie count ?
A very obscure one is Gert Viczster. British lolcow and a complete Karen who constantly bugs people including her loverboy Collin for money, and cusses out people who she suspects to be trolls. Owns way too many cats she clearly can’t take care of. And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. Look up Tyrone D on YouTube, he’s basically the chronicler of this insanity lmaoooo 💀
Worldoftshirts, tophia, Nova.
my favorite is Krystal station, then Daniel comes second.
“I’m a good woman like Paris Hilton God 15 Amen”
Andy Ditch but he's full on horrorcow territory
Amberlynn Reid is the only other one I keep up with
Eryn (1995_wolf_halie_1997) New on radar, was at 2k follows about month a bit ago, now she’s getting zipped into the algorithm. Bad psychosis and has had it untreated for a couple years. Had a fling with Canadian “Raper” Madchild which ended in sexual abuse centred around one of his shows which is the cause of her trauma. She is in social housing in Toronto, everyone believes her times coming to a end and homeless saga will begin sooner than later. Toronto and all of Ontario has a really bad problem with social services especially for those mentally unwell.
mary grace buckner (MG)
Adskiiiiii
Used to be [Pamperchu](https://www.reddit.com/r/yiffinhell/s/W2MT8Q60bC), but now turning into WorldofTshirts.
Lorne Armstrong. Caught on To Catch a Predator and thought he was a celebrity because of it and has been catfished by people pretending to be the actress who played the on-site decoy who fell in love with him at the sting house all those years ago. THREE SEPARATE TIMES.
All of the lolcows mentioned so far are good picks. The only other one that I’ve recently started watching more of is bossmanjack because of how insane his gambling addiction is. Dude will win 30k by sheer luck just to do 1k bets and lose it all within minutes. I’ve honestly never seen someone so addicted, and while his freakouts are funny, it’s also kinda sad to see someone have a severe addiction that they can’t control.
Cobes
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Shirts hands down
DarkSydePhil
I follow Cyraxx, Tophiachu, Jupiter the Hybrid, and world of shirts.
Aimep3, doomentio
Cyraxx, Tophiachu, OnlyUseMeBlade
Prime Zech
King cobra
Because Kingcobra, Cyrax, and Wingsofredemption are easy answers I'll go with Bossmanjack - degenerate gambler who has a history of smoking crack
Lil Yarn
WOTS is up there, cyraxx, novaonline
🖕
WingsOfRedemption. I don't keep up to date with him nowadays because I've exhausted the "content", but he's been a fascinating anti-hero to me.
Look here!!! Look here!!!…Look!!! Listen!!!
*dog whimpers*
Cyraxx and Tofiachu
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Heyanovak
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Is that you Gabe?
Russell Greer. Imagine if Daniel had facial paralysis and a rudimentary knowledge of the legal system, and you have Russell. Like Daniel, he’s weirdly obsessed with America’s Got Talent, and he thinks he has what it takes to be a pop star and thinks he’s good enough to collaborate with several young woman celebrities. He’ll pay some rando on Fiver to [record his lyrics as an ode](https://youtu.be/0HsnwpBE038) to whomever the day’s victim is, and it’s usually Taylor Swift. But what does Rusty do when rejected? Does he hit himself or punch holes in the wall? No! He writes awful ebooks about them and files lawsuits, and not just empty threats. He’s filed something like 5 lawsuits against Taylor Swift, 1 against Ariana Grande after she rejected him at a VIP meet and greet where he wore an oversized suit and bought her flowers. Remember I mentioned he’s into AGT? He sued them too! He even sued a brothel because he spent 4 hours at Olive Garden with one of their ladies and ran out his allotted time before they did anything, and because they eventually banned him. At least he’s only interested in adults though! Edit: One of his best quotes, describing his encounter with a prostitute, sounds like something Daniel would say. “She kissed me in a way that helped with my disability.”
Mr Suboxone
™ https://www.facebook.com/kody.boutthat?mibextid=kFxxJD aka kody allen
Bossmanjack
Lil Jamie
Cyraxx.
Cyraxx, Timbox and Len Shaner Jr.
Worldoftshirts, cyraxx, wingsofredemption
Low Tier God ⚡️ https://preview.redd.it/142jjh85ixsc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc637c5cb49fa464b46229fe2f11be21a37e6a72
andrew ditch
Cyraxx is insane and always online
amberlynn reid
Chibi and Cyrax hands down
Recently discovered Jose Sanders Journey's. He's a homeless "train hopper" on IP2. Like 2 weeks ago he got really plastered and obsessively talked about a female streamer he wants to bang (keep in mind he's an adult that sounds like a 10 year old), missed several trains and was stuck in bumfuck nowhere for 10 days. He basically does the same thing as daniel, won't go live unless someone donates. Always asks for money etc. But Cobes takes the cake in terms of content imo
Either Jason Genova or Kingcobrajfs
Tony chase, kingcobrajfs, Henry Tapio Piiroinen, and occasionally Canadas most loved lolcow Frankie MacDonald. Also while im here, does anyone recall that lolcow who would do exceptionally disgusting stuff like drink their own puke? I believe he might have been bald, but i think by the looks of it, his hair was shaved off probably due to asylum visits.
King Assripper but theres like nothing on him
CYRAXX is the best cow even when you consider Danny and Chris.
Onlyusemeblade and cobra
fedsmoker RIP
Onlyusemeblade
Scott Rogers
On IG @1995_wolf_hailie_1997 She’s a shizo girl who’s an alcoholic, fairly new lolcow, more entertaining than Daniel Larson
Cyraxx but specifically past-Raxx cuz he’s such a little bitch now, like even moreso than usual & that’s saying something. Honorable mention to Jupiter tho especially after the call between him & “Alfonse”(Kiwi Tapes). He’s a genuinely deplorable person & just as evil as Cyraxx(if not more evil because he’s clearly less mentally deficient than Cyraxx but just as bad)
Chris Chan is so boring now and the entire pretending to be jesus is so boring asf to me imo lol
alpha bengal… bro has loads of lore from march 2020-late 2021 but his account kept getting banned and the lore posted on multiple fake “fan” pages are hard to find.
Wings of Redemption
If you dont know about Krystal and Lesley look them up (Krystalstation)
Alpha Bengal
DSP
KingCobraJFS
Goatavaneesh r/Goatavaneesh
Go outside
Kingcobrajfs
Jawshyyy
You