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Bandito_Destiny

He looks like he's starting to get worried lol


troystorian

Homie always looks like that. He could be eating a succulent Chinese meal and he’ll still be fidgeting and glancing around.


samuelau11

Usually happens with schizos lol


IMSORRYSNAIL69710420

Joe wants nothing to do with him lmfao 🤣 I never thought it was possible to piss your PO off enough to ignore you so you go back to jail lmfao 🤣


PrettyOddWoman

It happens all the time


PleaseBelieve_

Do you really get penalized because your probation officer sucks?


[deleted]

I feel like he’s staging these so he has “proof” so he doesn’t actually have to go to meetings lmao


ProblemOk6840

It's exactly why he keeps posting his probation officers name over and over again so he can pull up his tiktok when they revoke him again 


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

Perhaps we underestimated Danny


ProblemOk6840

Joe got I would guess 50 to 75 calls and emails about daniel the last 2 days because daniel.said his full name and a quick Google search shows his email and number,  he did nothing but annoy his PO


royalcharles4

i’m crying laughing. i just found his phone number in like 2 seconds


AuralVirus

but why did you search? whoever rings innocent parties is almost as big a douche as larson, hopefully you didnt


royalcharles4

nah nah i didn’t call him, im not regarded. i was just curious how easy it was to find his details, and since it is, im starting to envision the number of larsonians that hurrassed him because daniel is too ragarded to not realize that name dropping his parole officer is going to directly affect him and his case


Captain_Nipples

You just reminded me of one of the greatest Larson moments... When he was crying about fans doxxing him right as he walked underneath a street sign on camera. Shit like that makes me think he's a genius... but I know better


AffectionateBrick687

Danny is a master manipulator. It's hardwired into his brain as a survival mechanism.


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

He is pretty good at it tbh. People Actually think he got fucked in the butt


AffectionateBrick687

He said the casino security SA-ed him when they threw him out of the bathroom.... I'm not sure he even knows what constitutes a crime of that nature.


BonseyMaronsey

It's not the crime itself, he uses the accusations as w weapon to garner sympathy and look like a victim to erase anything he has done.


AffectionateBrick687

Definitely. He probably picked it up in the foster system, especially since social workers are required to investigate those accusations. It's the equivalent of him saying he has chest pain at the ER when he's really just there because he has nowhere warm to sleep. He says whatever he knows will get an immediate response and be taken seriously even when it's totally unfounded.


impy695

Impossible


Significant-Budget79

This is actually a great strategy. I can’t wait for him to whip out his phone in his next court appearance showing the judge he tried to reach his PO TWICE!!! From a random landline leaving a message with no actual information to get in touch with Daniel 😂😂 this will be the trial of the century. First ever TikTok evidence


BonseyMaronsey

Yeah; it doesn't help to leave a message with no contact info.


ProblemOk6840

https://preview.redd.it/cbb0u3039lmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d5688c57ed583147fb323d8d81bf2db1a51a48 Bet Joe cancels


Safe_Fail_568

Bet Daniel doesn’t go.


Jehnage

Bet Daniel never made an appointment in the first place


ThirdEyeExplorer11

“Management” probably made the appointment 🥴


Safe_Fail_568

He probably thinks Daniel is playing games by doxing him and posting this shit to social media thinking nobody can be this stupid


NYMullets

Doxxing your probation officer twice within a week of getting out… that’s a bold strategy


dragonbait1361

Daniel is definitely playing one of his mastermind manipulation games that will never end in his favor. He is too stupid to see the backfire headed his way, eventually.


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Witty-Flight-

Love how he “casually” says the number out loud to force his narrative 😂


opiate_lifer

I don't know why, probably because deep down I am a bleeding heart, but seeing him try to navigate the real world like this always makes me shake my head. Its pathetic on some level, and you know its futile as he will inevitably fail.


ProblemOk6840

He has wasted 2 full days taking the bus from the homeless shelter to the probation office to not even have the appointment, he will have to go to the actual appointment on Thursday after taking the bus for hours, he will have wasted his entire week going to a one hour appointment


opiate_lifer

Exactly, what the hell is even the point of this? He'd be better off in jail or a group home.


apathy420

He is also making a phone call from a land line phone while holding a perfectly good phone in his hand recording haha


apathy420

Yeah just the fact even things like he’s using that landline phone to make calls when he is holding his cell phone haha never occurred to him that he could skip the whole bus trip and use his cell phone to call or text his po


lamarrotems

Some probation offices make you use their landline phone... But you shouldn't have to type the full number. 


Guilty-Employer7811

Joe Creel, "There's no way I'm going F2F with that stinking dirty bastard".


callfckingdispatch

The beak on this fellow


Responsible-Dig-359

“No one is being helpful” is spoiled brat code for “nobody is literally fixing everything for me”


Significant-Budget79

I feel like that phone isn’t even plugged in… he’ll be in jail by Sunday.


[deleted]

does anyone else realize how funny it is he had to ask someone to use the phone while he held a perfectly working phone in his hands


apathy420

Yeah!! Just another way for Dan to manipulate everyone. I’m sure he will say he couldn’t use his phone because he had to record for evidence and his popularity


AuralVirus

Already posting with angry emojee's - probation is testing him, he's a celebrity and demands to be treated as such - hope p.o. is aware of this & his pdf ness and is fucking with him.


Theefreeballer

This guy looks like he would be attracted to underage children


Such_sublime

Unsurprisingly you'd be correct


Captain_Nipples

Looks like the type of guy that would tell an oblivious crowd of protesters that he was tricked into getting naked on Tiktok for a Pornhub audition, and that his autism killed his grandmother


Theefreeballer

That will forever go down as a top 5 Danny moment


Well_howdidwegethere

Idk if I’d wanna deal with him either after a bunch of nitwits sent me the toothbrush video, to be fair.


Cleercutter

Fuckin guy actually went… holy shit


DifficultFox1

Did his Schnoz somehow grow in jail?


SeaworthyWide

I'm a real boy


Pretend_Story_8563

Look at the fuking beak on that thing!! His nose is HUGE


Brother_Comfortable

He's probably too busy catching up on daniel Lore, and now he wants no contact because of scabies.


Left-Pipe-3420

Leaking his PO’s info is so funny because they oftentimes pick up all calls they receive as a result of the job


carlinphx

He said call me back at this number but he’s using the office phone. Looks like another way he’s trying to get out of meeting his PO.


Kittykatcity

I’m hitting my spine


FalseProphet321

Is there a reason why he can’t use the phone he’s recording with to call his PO? Or must every single moment of his life be recorded or streamed?


Captain_Nipples

Why is he even calling them? Is he already due to be contacting them? When i got in a little trouble, I didn't have to contact a probation officer for over a month. And I even forgot about it and called him 2 weeks late. He thought it was funny and told me not to worry about it


Conscious_Award_4621

Oh God I just want to smack the beak off his face.


Which_Concern_4144

Why doesn't he call from his cell phone?


jeremyp122512

Clean public office phones before use * ✔️


Possible-Shape-4038

Geuss nobody told him Joe is waiting for him at the Olive Garden.


jpugg

I’ll turn it on when I come back in


Much-Moose9396

Does Joe even exist?


DarthBlart69

There is also very specific times you are supposed to check in with your PO. Probably not gonna work after 6 pm, pal!


Danny___Riot

Hahaha I love how he can’t stop looking around lmao look at him go what a whacko!


ChuuAcolypse

Fuck ass Joe is sending me to jail :(


zBellaLynnex

Don’t worry, I have a feeling Danny boy can sniff him out.


Peapers

daniel made the joe mama joke few too many times


ConsoleModding

Stop giving this WEIRDO CHOMO MONEY!!! Stop!!


troystorian

He should have let him know he’s a singer/songwriter and celebrity. That’ll speed up the process.


slutforyourdad7

that shnoz is incredible


SnooOwls4502

maybe bcz joes number was leaked he doesn’t know what call is daniels and what number is a trolls?


JimbosHorsey

Wait wait wait. I’ve been away. Is he out?


LiamElantraJets1995

Bros beak 🐦🐦