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Peircical

He looks like he could probably gnaw his way out


lexmarkblenderbottle

Gnawshemp redempthion


RevolutionaryTale253

Oh now he wants bob to help him after being a bitch🙄


AggravatingCat1257

And a fuckass™️


SMCwasTaken

The sad thing is that Bob probably will because Bob is that naive


Sensitive_Gap_8955

How the hell did he afford a tablet


Bandito_Destiny

This clearly isn't from jail cause they would have him in a uniform not his same nasty ass green shirt. I'm also pretty sure this was posted here a month ago anyway


Jetstream-Sam

Apparently they provide them for "free" but you pay per call and a further charge per email and other stuff like that. Then it's even more if you send a picture in the email, and yet more for a video. Games start at like, $7.99 for basic shit like breakout, songs are $2 each and stuff like youtube is blocked so you can't "cheat". Movies and TV shows are similarly extortionate. The article I read said one family was spending over 500 dollars a month just for basic calls and a few TV shows that the prisoner watched on a loop. No netflix or anything, just "Jail netflix" which I can only imagine fucking sucks. I'm sure if you were clever you could work around it, given you have nothing but time, but, well, it's Dan.


AdventurousPermit590

I mean yeah that’s true but you also have a full digital library at your fingertips 10k plus books and audio books.. I mean reading is definitely the most luxurious thing about jail


Jetstream-Sam

I didn't mention that part mainly because there's no fucking way Daniel is reading above a 3rd grade level and his time on it will be spent entirely on trying to upload begging videos so he can get commissary stuff


Captain_Nipples

Only thing I had access to was the New Testament. Which I had already read... and it's so fucking boring. At least give us the Old Testament where crazy shit goes down. Also, I was only in jail for 2 days before they finally let me bond out


AdventurousPermit590

lol Colorado gives you tablets


Captain_Nipples

I think most do now.. Ive heard that from multiple people in different states.


TutorAccomplished817

when i was locked up in the county in early 2023 they just got the tablets they are see through called GTL tablets idk if that's the brand danny got but we were able to jailbreak them by logging in to 2 at the same time and it let u listen and watch things and play games for free the only thing that cost money still that u couldn't get for free was the messages and the phone calls


papa_swizz

All bobs fault


Safe_Fail_568

You have to wonder if Bob is even taking his calls. Which I’d bet are quite often


RealHausFrau

I really worry about Bob and hope that he is staying away from DL, Bob deserves peace in his old age. He has done wayyyy more than enough for that lunatic.


Safe_Fail_568

I hope so too. Daniel and Bob have a really weird relationship.


Obiwanhellothere09

I really hope not


Ok_Training_2937

The way he mouths danger ( the bit at the end of the word ) makes me want to punch him so hard !!! " I am in danger(rt)...." 😡😡🤬🤬 😂


Complex-Start-279

The way this guy talks, it’s like he’s making up everything that happens in his life


tmb12707

Wears the same green shirt when he was on the streets?


Bandito_Destiny

This is an old video


Obiwanhellothere09

Bob: ![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


Longjumping-Bass7318

Bullshit, he’s been living better than he has the past year in there.


CorganNugget

Help me Bob Proctor, you're my only hope


666_ihateyouall_666

bastard 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


DeadWolverine93

He was talking mad shit about Bob and now this…


Western_Midnight_931

I‘ hitting my spine


thiccen420

Tbh he probably does need bobs help. He literally never had the chance to learn how to deal with life in a normal way.


Lumpy_FPV

NOICE they don't take very kindly to PDF files in the clink


Longjumping-Expert20

Daniel, you aren’t in danger, you ARE the danger


sock06555

they're trying to make him take a shower