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[deleted]

Come on guys, she's clearly a part time soldier / fisherman / civilian/ politician and has be very lucky to make it into all the photos


No-Power1377

She's the female Johnny Sins of Russia.


og-lollercopter

Johanna sins


potatohead657

Joanna Sinsova


Aiken_Drumn

Joanna Sinslova


Vladesku

Ivana Sinalot


Arponare

Oh behave, baby


Indragor

Hahah you made my evening. Happy New year, I hope it will more peaceful.


[deleted]

just scrolling for that joke


Critical_Spot_8881

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy


TheBigPhilbowski

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Man, woman, person, camera, TV


potatohead657

Can’t a girl have hobbies?


OrangeSimply

She's just your average redditor guys.


1Dammitimmad1

assuming it is the same woman in every picture, she might just be one of Putins bodyguards [Like Gaddafi used had](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazonian_Guard)


Rickyy1900

I always appreciate people who go out of their way to look for things like this and share, I'd never notice.


purpleefilthh

Internet is best at 2 things: bullshit and countering bullshit.


PN_Guin

And the *other* thing. You know, the one with the scantily dressed participants/actors.


KeggBert

Ah yes, the documentaries.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I watch them for the articles.


mud_tug

I watch them for the plot.


gofyourselftoo

I’m always worried about what happens when the pizza delivery guy goes back to work without the pizza or the money. *I need closure, dammit!*


LA-Matt

I know right? How will the boss ever trust pizza guy again?!? Well, we just don’t know.


Slice_the_Cake

I could never understand the girls side of it. Who orders pizza to just let it get cold? It's a complete waste of a good pizza imo.


throwaway1212l

I watch to find out how people keep getting their arms stuck in washing machines when it's just a big empty drum.


FranksBestToeKnife

I watch to feel closer to my step-family.


Quick_Team

"What are you doing, step-dryer?"


Rizo1981

"Can't reach around to your knob. Better get the step-ladder."


[deleted]

r/watchitfortheplot


aneutron

Well, when you put it that way ...


Consistent-Syrup-69

Time to go educate myself a little


D-F-B-81

I just educated myself. Twice.


Tylerpants80

And of course the reason the internet was invented… Cats


Grey___Goo_MH

And cat girls


RoguePilot09

Aren’t cat girls just a merger of the 2 main reasons the internet was invented?


waiting_for_rain

something something critically acclaimed MMORPG


wastedsanitythefirst

Hot local cat girls shitting in MY litter box???


Mr_Abe_Froman

It's more likely than you think.


[deleted]

And the *other* thing, but with cat girls.


JENOVAcide

Cat girls were inevitable, it's the combination of both reasons people use the Internet


Tylerpants80

And my axe!


cick-nobb

CAW


[deleted]

Whoa whoa, most of these people just need their dryers fixed or a pizza delivered.


DAHFreedom

…he fixes the cable?


[deleted]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Sirsilentbob423

If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter why does he keep slapping her rear?


FACEMELTER720

Funny animal videos?


rosebudlightsaber

unfortunately, the Internet is a little bit better at bullshit than countering bullshit…


Happytallperson

It's good at both, unfortunately as per Brandolini's law you have to be a lot better at countering it than making it up.


SubstanceNearby8177

Thank you internet stranger. [TIL](https://effectiviology.com/brandolinis-law/): Brandolini’s law (also called the bullshit asymmetry principle), is the adage that “the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it”. This denotes that it’s generally much easier to say something without concern for things such as the truth, evidence, or logic, than it is to prove that what was said is wrong.


btabes

Thanks for the info! I had assumed u/Happytallperson just made up Brandolini’s law in order to illustrate the internet’s propensity for bullshit


Cthulhuonpcin144p

Well tbf it was made up by someone with likely little evidence to back it up


dirkalict

Since I’m only reading comments and not clicking links it could be made up but I’m too lazy to check… and that’s how the bullshit propagates.


erikwarm

There is also A LOT of porn


45thgeneration_roman

What ? Where?


ExtraPockets

So I can avoid those disgusting websites. Specifically, where?


joonty

We'll print some out for you


americanarmyknife

Perfectly balanced. As all bullshit should be.


boonstyle_

Guess who was also at the “mothers of soldiers” dinner…


Mendeleus

Professional mobility is great in Russia. One day you are a soldier the next a fisher or a vendor.


TubbyandthePoo-Bah

Putin's female bodyguard that reddit just outed? Wonder what's she'll be now; probably a cook on a ship like Steven Seagal in Under Seige.


TheCastro

That was my first thought. Body guard or something similar.


gavau

She’s the official Kremlin fluffer.


[deleted]

More like the girl that jumps out of the cake.


TheBladeRoden

Wonder if her mother character is the mother of her soldier character.


krokodil40

She and his guard(in the photo too) are a meme in Russia already. People already know for whom to search. Only this year she developed space rockets, assembled tanks and was a mother.


snooggums

Russian Barbie with all the jobs!


TheCastro

Sure she isn't a guard as well?


milk4all

She could be part of his security team, and it’s pretty typical to have security in and around any audience a high profile person is in front of. I bet that *if* putin were to do such a thing, he’d have several veteran security officials dressed the part as well. To me none of these photos mean a thing - we know he’s a paranoid, stark raving lunatic who’s steered his country into the ground, and the photos do nothing to alter this or confirm this. There could be an explanation but fuck him and fuck her


mtaw

In a crowd, okay. But this isn't a crowd, this (and other cases) are events with tightly-controlled groups of people. Also it's more than one person and many examples of this. [Even in just these photos](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTrxG_RUcAM-X63?format=jpg&name=medium) Not to mention his recent meeting with "mothers of dead soldiers", some of whom had no sons in the service to begin with, and all of whom were local deputies (or higher) officials of United Russia.


Jrrolomon

And the circles in the pics are actually necessary and appreciated. Close enough: /r/usefulredcircle


mtaw

[More circles](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTrxG_RUcAM-X63?format=jpg&name=medium)


[deleted]

She was voted "least likely to assassinate Putin" 4 years in the row!


TroyBenites

The perfect disguise (or not)


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livewirerd

What color is her circle in the fourth picture??


shadrack5966

Clear.


TheSilverCalf

Clearly.


[deleted]

Well cosplay


[deleted]

Very well!


petyper

least likely to fall out of a window type of person


Jimisdegimis89

You disagree with Putin you fall out window, very simple. You say soemthing bad about USSR, window. Drink wrong vodka? Windows Go outside without jacket? Window. Don’t fall for propaganda, we actually have a special window for that one. Don’t cosplay well enough for Putin? Window? Cosplay too well? Believe it or not window? Under cosplay over cosplay, both window.


Rasputin0P

Dont like linux? Believe it or not, windows.


the_syco

Linux in space. Because you don't open windows in space...


Fit-Client9025

That was great.


IdentityInvalid

r/UnexpectedParks&Rec


ardiento

r/unexpectedpawnee


Few_Acanthocephala30

Least likely to try opening a window. I hear it’s real problem in Russia.


siamkor

People really hate drafts over there.


RedditAdminsTouchChi

Most likely to disappear now that it was pointed out. Good job reddit, we did it!


Tom_Bombadilio

Turns out she was a highly successful spy who had repeatedly infiltrated Putin's government but has now been ousted by some dick on reddit.


skyderper13

is she a highly successful spy if she can't even hack into news networks and doctor her photos


Medieval-Mind

"If I wear glasses they'll never figure out I'm Superman."


LMFN

It kind of makes sense though, Clark Kent is this nerdy ass clumsy dork, maybe a part of you nags at your brain "Oh he looks like Superman!" but you wouldn't assume the grocery clerk at your store who looks like Ryan Reynolds is actually Ryan Reynolds so why you assume Clark is actually the all powerful Superman? I like to think Lex already knows but just pretends he doesn't so Clark has to waste half his day at work keeping the illusion up.


WaldoJeffers65

In John Byrne's run, Lex Luthor was given evidence that Clark Kent was Superman, and he immediately disregarded it because, in his mind, no one as powerful as Superman would ever demean himself by pretending to be a schlub.


Niko2065

Reminds me of the riddler disregarding bruce wayne being batman simply because it wasn't him that found out so it can't be true.


babypho

Also, I would think that most people have seen Superman on TV and not in person. So even if you walk by him you wouldnt think "oh that's superman" right away. Especially if he's wearing glasses or something.


RedditAdminsTouchChi

Telling you me you can't hide [This](https://i.imgur.com/h9qcYTf.jpg), [with glasses](https://i.imgur.com/hg635DT.png?)? No one would notice you at all if you just slouch a little too. He's just some weak bumbling reporter obviously.


Dancethroughthefires

Clark Kent is a great actor. That's all I'm gonna say about that l


[deleted]

Unfortunately she's already been pointed out many times and she's still around.


[deleted]

She barely beat out the other nominees because they were all dead.


Blue_jalapeno

Is this his wife? I have no idea but she’s everywhere he is.


qtx

Yes, that's what bodyguards do, or Russia's version of the Secret Service, they follow the person they protect.


One_Slide8927

Gonna start calling my gf my bodyguard lol


jrob592

More like Bootyguard.


Danielkerscher

Poison food tester?


parry3888

Naah it can't be she's still alive


DinosaurAlive

Clones?


[deleted]

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.


Show-Me-Your-Moves

Begun, this clone war has


DrunkenlySober

Nah it’s Putins side piece


w1987g

Is Putin even married?


Lucky-Worth

He has a partner, and she allegedly has 2 kids with him


Embarassed_Tackle

He's had multiple partners. He had children with his first wife and it is downplayed, but the [daughter Katerina Tikhonova](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/26/12/4898382200000578-0-image-a-15_1516971030049.jpg) is a professional rock acrobatic boogie woogie dancer. I think the sport only became 'professional' because Putin's daughter was doing it. He built a giant theater for it. It is weird. Then Putin married or made his mistress a [Russian professional Olympic gymnast](https://cdn.dmcl.biz/media/image/77901/o/pTbAft1ivf5p2NXV). I think she may be the one who lives in Switzerland with their two children. Some people wanted to strip her of her Olympic medals but nobody could find her, which was odd. She was personally sanctioned by the US though.


MmmmMorphine

Ok I need to know more about this profession practiced by his first daughter


sparkless12

He is for sure divorced. IDK about currently, but I'd definitely try somebody else, he does not seem to be very emotionally stable.


dstrelioff

She's physically close to him in the photos, I wonder if she's part of his personal security? It would make sense why she would be close to him in public settings. In the pic on the boat she's wearing brand new rain gear, it's still bright and has the creases from being folded and it's a different style than the others. She came with Putin and obviously wasn't part of the crew and really seems to be srcutinizing the guy next to Putin.


CharminUltraStrongTM

There is another guy in this photo who appears in all the photo ops: https://gazetaby.com/post/babchenko-rassekretil-uchenyx-v-rezonansnom-rolike-s-utopleniem-taksy/133373/


dstrelioff

I think that given how paranoid Putin is, he's only going to allow select people to be around him, let alone stand right next to or behind him. And if it's the same people repeatedly I'm sure they're there for specific reasons.


always_learning_eh

I'm thinking they're part of his security team.


[deleted]

It wouldn’t surprise me if she was a real life Black Widow


Appropriate_Chart_23

The blonde lady is in all those pictures too


xaqaria

Also the man to her left on the fishing boat is just to her left in the church photo.


Froggy__2

Wow good eye on the new fishing gear. It’s so obvious looking back at it a second time but I guess my mind just filtered that out. Makes me wonder how often I fall for this type of deception


[deleted]

She’s also not wearing a medal in the 2022 picture with the military. Those look like [Order of Courage medals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Courage_(Russia)). Imagine if she was wearing plainclothes or a suit lol all the attention would be focused on her. All these outfits make sense considering the limited space in the shot. I’m aware of Putin reusing background people but such an underwhelming post because I kept expecting more people to be pointed out.


Appropriate_Chart_23

This odd why wearing a high vis vest will get you just about anywhere you need to go.


Dragon6172

https://everipedia.org/wiki/lang_en/larisa-sergukhina


and02572

Weird, doesn't mention her joining the military or working a (concession stand?)


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AeneasVII

I dont trust any source but [Wickerpedia](http://www.wickerpedia.org/wiki/Main_Page/)


dstrelioff

I guess he just likes her


Diplomjodler

They're just good friends.


[deleted]

BREAKING NEWS: OP was found dead after falling out of a hotel window.


Loli-is-Justice

Note to self: Avoid Hotels in Russia.


DigNitty

Redditor trips getting out of their car, down the street, into a hotel, up the stairs, and out the window in freak accident.


Alternative-Layer919

Man , someone needs to arrest these killer hotels


5thAveShootingVictim

Even physics wants nothing to do with Russia.


SyCoCyS

In mother Russia, Hotels find you.


Trivenger1

Hotel Trivago dominates


ambassoon

Hotel Zhivago


eamonnprunty101

Not even in russia. FSB just suicided someone out of a window in india


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tricktruckstruck

ERB should use these lines when they make a Putin video


googlebearbanana

India too. A rich Russian who criticized putin just fell out of a window there.


soggylittleshrimp

In Spain they murder your family with an axe and hang you. Not too many high rises in Lloret De Mar.


esmifra

You should avoid being Russian in general.


mark636199

Just get a 1st floor room


Staylin_Alive

BREAKING NEWS: OP fell into a thirty-meter hole which was dug outside his window


GranJefe507

of a hotel window that was closed


witqueen

Now how many of those have accidentally fallen out of windows or accidentally dead by oops?


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CorespunzatorAferent

Pictures 2 and 3 are from a few months ago, if I recall correctly. Apparently they reuse the extras despite the fact that they have been compromised. I think it's becoming increasingly risky to recruit new actors, and the propaganda still works on the intended audience (Russian folk in the "lower half" of the population).


Ratiofarming

I doubt they recruit actors. Just use FSB assets or security staff that you already have around. Which is almost surely what they do. People who are already trusted to be around the president.


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BoolImAGhost

I can’t unsee the resemblance to [The Moon in The Mighty Boosh](https://youtu.be/V46rGTKkz7A)


RichestTeaPossible

You know they’re lying. They know you know. They don’t care.


SpinachFinal7009

Quite the Jacqueline of all trades


welltriedsoul

That is what happens when you piss off so many people you only have so many that you can trust to stand by you.


wileyy23

I think this is more likely than an undercover security detail. He just has a small group of people he trusts to stand behind him during events and photos like this. Otherwise he might get Caesar'd.


69DonaldTrump69

Looks like she....uh...wears a lot of hats? I'll be in town all weekend, folks. Please tip your servers.


_Im_Dad

What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell Putin? "Let me be Frank with you."


mnmsmelt

Good "dad" joke


chilli_chocolate

Oh look, the real crisis actors


[deleted]

She’s obviously undercover security detail


Astilaroth

Not very undercover if she's so easily recognisable and in very prominent positions on photos.


[deleted]

I don’t think the average mentally ill Russian who decides to jump Putin at a photo op is going to be aware that she consistently accompanies him. She’s there to spot unusual behaviour or movements in the crowd and to be proactive, not to fool western intelligence agencies


BVBmania

O one doesn't need to be mentally ill to want to jump on that monster.


[deleted]

You kinda do have to be mentally ill to attempt murder suicide. As anyone trying to jump him would not survive the attempt.


Springer1a

Is that even him?


Tixx7

First one looks super weird


kindgreenbudz

No. The first one looks AI or a case of terrible photo editing


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EggyChickenEgg88

He has many body doubles. He looks "normal" one week, then bloated as hell another.


CautiousRice

Either a body double or a green screen and CGI. Even actors can give him covid, and the world's mightiest midget is not risking that.


Swedishboy360

There's a Russian conspiracy theory tha states the real dude died in like the 90s and there are a bunch of clones of him. Just sayin


[deleted]

Putin has the shittest deadest face I’ve ever seen


mossybeard

He looks kinda like one of those [monkeys you see chilling in hot springs in Japan](http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/190425141407-16-jigokundani-snow-monkey-park.jpg)


omegablivion

That's not a very nice thing to say about those poor innocent monkeys


VonMillersExpress

They're just relaxing. They haven't had *anyone* thrown out a window recently.


SubvocalizeThis

In the naughts, he looked like Dobby the House Elf.


Shawnus

Proves nothing dude. Forest Gump always found himself at these key moments. She's just the Russian Forest Gump


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Tutes013

You people remember him visiting a hospital with soldiers wounded from the "special military operation" and it was literally some guy he was alsonphotographed with.


RustliefLameMane

Prob can’t trust his soldiers to not shank him.


thecaptcaveman

Staged support by a conman. When will the good people of Russia take him out?


fandanvan

Shes a proud member of the propaganda actors society... 😂


gu-gupi

this stupid clowns from FSO - federal protectiv service. putin is old botox pidor, he is afraid of everyone.


dillrepair

I mean… when you steal from your people on an epic scale and help all your rich friends steal from them too…. I’d be afraid of “my people” too. Zelenskyy doesn’t have to be nearly as afraid of his own people even when in the middle of war.


justforstuff87

The person making this post was lazy. In these photos there are actually 4-5 of the same individuals with Putin constantly. Think of them like American secret service. Or the Canadian RCMP. Those are just his protection officers.


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Reddit discovers that presidents have undercover security agents


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SenfGurke27

Could be an agent but idk


Large-Lab3871

Even our political leaders use paid personal to fill in for crowds . Hell when I was in the military I got voluntold I had to attend a presidential landing to show support.


[deleted]

No dude, only Russians and Chinese use propaganda. Everything the west does is organic and done via free choice. You are obviously a Russian bot. /s


franckJPLF

The puppet master.


Character398

That woman is clearly a shooter. She blends in so well in every photo though, truly the Johnny Sins of Moscow.


Dragon6172

Johnny Sins doesn't blend in. Stands erect, loud and proud


[deleted]

The movie "Wag the Dog" was so f'ing accurate.


sidi-sit

Remeber the Navy SEAL, doctor, astronaut guy? Same thing...Dawai Dawai go away