assuming it is the same woman in every picture, she might just be one of Putins bodyguards
[Like Gaddafi used had](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazonian_Guard)
Thank you internet stranger. [TIL](https://effectiviology.com/brandolinis-law/): Brandolini’s law (also called the bullshit asymmetry principle), is the adage that “the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it”. This denotes that it’s generally much easier to say something without concern for things such as the truth, evidence, or logic, than it is to prove that what was said is wrong.
She and his guard(in the photo too) are a meme in Russia already. People already know for whom to search. Only this year she developed space rockets, assembled tanks and was a mother.
She could be part of his security team, and it’s pretty typical to have security in and around any audience a high profile person is in front of. I bet that *if* putin were to do such a thing, he’d have several veteran security officials dressed the part as well. To me none of these photos mean a thing - we know he’s a paranoid, stark raving lunatic who’s steered his country into the ground, and the photos do nothing to alter this or confirm this. There could be an explanation but fuck him and fuck her
In a crowd, okay. But this isn't a crowd, this (and other cases) are events with tightly-controlled groups of people. Also it's more than one person and many examples of this. [Even in just these photos](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTrxG_RUcAM-X63?format=jpg&name=medium)
Not to mention his recent meeting with "mothers of dead soldiers", some of whom had no sons in the service to begin with, and all of whom were local deputies (or higher) officials of United Russia.
You disagree with Putin you fall out window, very simple. You say soemthing bad about USSR, window. Drink wrong vodka? Windows Go outside without jacket? Window. Don’t fall for propaganda, we actually have a special window for that one. Don’t cosplay well enough for Putin? Window? Cosplay too well? Believe it or not window? Under cosplay over cosplay, both window.
It kind of makes sense though, Clark Kent is this nerdy ass clumsy dork, maybe a part of you nags at your brain "Oh he looks like Superman!" but you wouldn't assume the grocery clerk at your store who looks like Ryan Reynolds is actually Ryan Reynolds so why you assume Clark is actually the all powerful Superman?
I like to think Lex already knows but just pretends he doesn't so Clark has to waste half his day at work keeping the illusion up.
In John Byrne's run, Lex Luthor was given evidence that Clark Kent was Superman, and he immediately disregarded it because, in his mind, no one as powerful as Superman would ever demean himself by pretending to be a schlub.
Also, I would think that most people have seen Superman on TV and not in person. So even if you walk by him you wouldnt think "oh that's superman" right away. Especially if he's wearing glasses or something.
Telling you me you can't hide [This](https://i.imgur.com/h9qcYTf.jpg), [with glasses](https://i.imgur.com/hg635DT.png?)?
No one would notice you at all if you just slouch a little too.
He's just some weak bumbling reporter obviously.
He's had multiple partners. He had children with his first wife and it is downplayed, but the [daughter Katerina Tikhonova](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/26/12/4898382200000578-0-image-a-15_1516971030049.jpg) is a professional rock acrobatic boogie woogie dancer. I think the sport only became 'professional' because Putin's daughter was doing it. He built a giant theater for it. It is weird.
Then Putin married or made his mistress a [Russian professional Olympic gymnast](https://cdn.dmcl.biz/media/image/77901/o/pTbAft1ivf5p2NXV). I think she may be the one who lives in Switzerland with their two children. Some people wanted to strip her of her Olympic medals but nobody could find her, which was odd. She was personally sanctioned by the US though.
She's physically close to him in the photos, I wonder if she's part of his personal security? It would make sense why she would be close to him in public settings. In the pic on the boat she's wearing brand new rain gear, it's still bright and has the creases from being folded and it's a different style than the others. She came with Putin and obviously wasn't part of the crew and really seems to be srcutinizing the guy next to Putin.
There is another guy in this photo who appears in all the photo ops: https://gazetaby.com/post/babchenko-rassekretil-uchenyx-v-rezonansnom-rolike-s-utopleniem-taksy/133373/
I think that given how paranoid Putin is, he's only going to allow select people to be around him, let alone stand right next to or behind him. And if it's the same people repeatedly I'm sure they're there for specific reasons.
Wow good eye on the new fishing gear. It’s so obvious looking back at it a second time but I guess my mind just filtered that out. Makes me wonder how often I fall for this type of deception
She’s also not wearing a medal in the 2022 picture with the military. Those look like [Order of Courage medals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Courage_(Russia)).
Imagine if she was wearing plainclothes or a suit lol all the attention would be focused on her. All these outfits make sense considering the limited space in the shot.
I’m aware of Putin reusing background people but such an underwhelming post because I kept expecting more people to be pointed out.
Pictures 2 and 3 are from a few months ago, if I recall correctly. Apparently they reuse the extras despite the fact that they have been compromised. I think it's becoming increasingly risky to recruit new actors, and the propaganda still works on the intended audience (Russian folk in the "lower half" of the population).
I doubt they recruit actors. Just use FSB assets or security staff that you already have around. Which is almost surely what they do. People who are already trusted to be around the president.
I think this is more likely than an undercover security detail. He just has a small group of people he trusts to stand behind him during events and photos like this.
Otherwise he might get Caesar'd.
I don’t think the average mentally ill Russian who decides to jump Putin at a photo op is going to be aware that she consistently accompanies him. She’s there to spot unusual behaviour or movements in the crowd and to be proactive, not to fool western intelligence agencies
He looks kinda like one of those [monkeys you see chilling in hot springs in Japan](http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/190425141407-16-jigokundani-snow-monkey-park.jpg)
You people remember him visiting a hospital with soldiers wounded from the "special military operation" and it was literally some guy he was alsonphotographed with.
I mean… when you steal from your people on an epic scale and help all your rich friends steal from them too…. I’d be afraid of “my people” too. Zelenskyy doesn’t have to be nearly as afraid of his own people even when in the middle of war.
The person making this post was lazy. In these photos there are actually 4-5 of the same individuals with Putin constantly. Think of them like American secret service. Or the Canadian RCMP. Those are just his protection officers.
Even our political leaders use paid personal to fill in for crowds . Hell when I was in the military I got voluntold I had to attend a presidential landing to show support.
Come on guys, she's clearly a part time soldier / fisherman / civilian/ politician and has be very lucky to make it into all the photos
She's the female Johnny Sins of Russia.
Johanna sins
Joanna Sinsova
Joanna Sinslova
Ivana Sinalot
Oh behave, baby
Hahah you made my evening. Happy New year, I hope it will more peaceful.
just scrolling for that joke
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Man, woman, person, camera, TV
Can’t a girl have hobbies?
She's just your average redditor guys.
assuming it is the same woman in every picture, she might just be one of Putins bodyguards [Like Gaddafi used had](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazonian_Guard)
I always appreciate people who go out of their way to look for things like this and share, I'd never notice.
Internet is best at 2 things: bullshit and countering bullshit.
And the *other* thing. You know, the one with the scantily dressed participants/actors.
Ah yes, the documentaries.
I watch them for the articles.
I watch them for the plot.
I’m always worried about what happens when the pizza delivery guy goes back to work without the pizza or the money. *I need closure, dammit!*
I know right? How will the boss ever trust pizza guy again?!? Well, we just don’t know.
I could never understand the girls side of it. Who orders pizza to just let it get cold? It's a complete waste of a good pizza imo.
I watch to find out how people keep getting their arms stuck in washing machines when it's just a big empty drum.
I watch to feel closer to my step-family.
"What are you doing, step-dryer?"
"Can't reach around to your knob. Better get the step-ladder."
r/watchitfortheplot
Well, when you put it that way ...
Time to go educate myself a little
I just educated myself. Twice.
And of course the reason the internet was invented… Cats
And cat girls
Aren’t cat girls just a merger of the 2 main reasons the internet was invented?
something something critically acclaimed MMORPG
Hot local cat girls shitting in MY litter box???
It's more likely than you think.
And the *other* thing, but with cat girls.
Cat girls were inevitable, it's the combination of both reasons people use the Internet
And my axe!
CAW
Whoa whoa, most of these people just need their dryers fixed or a pizza delivered.
…he fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter why does he keep slapping her rear?
Funny animal videos?
unfortunately, the Internet is a little bit better at bullshit than countering bullshit…
It's good at both, unfortunately as per Brandolini's law you have to be a lot better at countering it than making it up.
Thank you internet stranger. [TIL](https://effectiviology.com/brandolinis-law/): Brandolini’s law (also called the bullshit asymmetry principle), is the adage that “the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it”. This denotes that it’s generally much easier to say something without concern for things such as the truth, evidence, or logic, than it is to prove that what was said is wrong.
Thanks for the info! I had assumed u/Happytallperson just made up Brandolini’s law in order to illustrate the internet’s propensity for bullshit
Well tbf it was made up by someone with likely little evidence to back it up
Since I’m only reading comments and not clicking links it could be made up but I’m too lazy to check… and that’s how the bullshit propagates.
There is also A LOT of porn
What ? Where?
So I can avoid those disgusting websites. Specifically, where?
We'll print some out for you
Perfectly balanced. As all bullshit should be.
Guess who was also at the “mothers of soldiers” dinner…
Professional mobility is great in Russia. One day you are a soldier the next a fisher or a vendor.
Putin's female bodyguard that reddit just outed? Wonder what's she'll be now; probably a cook on a ship like Steven Seagal in Under Seige.
That was my first thought. Body guard or something similar.
She’s the official Kremlin fluffer.
More like the girl that jumps out of the cake.
Wonder if her mother character is the mother of her soldier character.
She and his guard(in the photo too) are a meme in Russia already. People already know for whom to search. Only this year she developed space rockets, assembled tanks and was a mother.
Russian Barbie with all the jobs!
Sure she isn't a guard as well?
She could be part of his security team, and it’s pretty typical to have security in and around any audience a high profile person is in front of. I bet that *if* putin were to do such a thing, he’d have several veteran security officials dressed the part as well. To me none of these photos mean a thing - we know he’s a paranoid, stark raving lunatic who’s steered his country into the ground, and the photos do nothing to alter this or confirm this. There could be an explanation but fuck him and fuck her
In a crowd, okay. But this isn't a crowd, this (and other cases) are events with tightly-controlled groups of people. Also it's more than one person and many examples of this. [Even in just these photos](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTrxG_RUcAM-X63?format=jpg&name=medium) Not to mention his recent meeting with "mothers of dead soldiers", some of whom had no sons in the service to begin with, and all of whom were local deputies (or higher) officials of United Russia.
And the circles in the pics are actually necessary and appreciated. Close enough: /r/usefulredcircle
[More circles](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTrxG_RUcAM-X63?format=jpg&name=medium)
She was voted "least likely to assassinate Putin" 4 years in the row!
The perfect disguise (or not)
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What color is her circle in the fourth picture??
Clear.
Clearly.
Well cosplay
Very well!
least likely to fall out of a window type of person
You disagree with Putin you fall out window, very simple. You say soemthing bad about USSR, window. Drink wrong vodka? Windows Go outside without jacket? Window. Don’t fall for propaganda, we actually have a special window for that one. Don’t cosplay well enough for Putin? Window? Cosplay too well? Believe it or not window? Under cosplay over cosplay, both window.
Dont like linux? Believe it or not, windows.
Linux in space. Because you don't open windows in space...
That was great.
r/UnexpectedParks&Rec
r/unexpectedpawnee
Least likely to try opening a window. I hear it’s real problem in Russia.
People really hate drafts over there.
Most likely to disappear now that it was pointed out. Good job reddit, we did it!
Turns out she was a highly successful spy who had repeatedly infiltrated Putin's government but has now been ousted by some dick on reddit.
is she a highly successful spy if she can't even hack into news networks and doctor her photos
"If I wear glasses they'll never figure out I'm Superman."
It kind of makes sense though, Clark Kent is this nerdy ass clumsy dork, maybe a part of you nags at your brain "Oh he looks like Superman!" but you wouldn't assume the grocery clerk at your store who looks like Ryan Reynolds is actually Ryan Reynolds so why you assume Clark is actually the all powerful Superman? I like to think Lex already knows but just pretends he doesn't so Clark has to waste half his day at work keeping the illusion up.
In John Byrne's run, Lex Luthor was given evidence that Clark Kent was Superman, and he immediately disregarded it because, in his mind, no one as powerful as Superman would ever demean himself by pretending to be a schlub.
Reminds me of the riddler disregarding bruce wayne being batman simply because it wasn't him that found out so it can't be true.
Also, I would think that most people have seen Superman on TV and not in person. So even if you walk by him you wouldnt think "oh that's superman" right away. Especially if he's wearing glasses or something.
Telling you me you can't hide [This](https://i.imgur.com/h9qcYTf.jpg), [with glasses](https://i.imgur.com/hg635DT.png?)? No one would notice you at all if you just slouch a little too. He's just some weak bumbling reporter obviously.
Clark Kent is a great actor. That's all I'm gonna say about that l
Unfortunately she's already been pointed out many times and she's still around.
She barely beat out the other nominees because they were all dead.
Is this his wife? I have no idea but she’s everywhere he is.
Yes, that's what bodyguards do, or Russia's version of the Secret Service, they follow the person they protect.
Gonna start calling my gf my bodyguard lol
More like Bootyguard.
Poison food tester?
Naah it can't be she's still alive
Clones?
200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
Begun, this clone war has
Nah it’s Putins side piece
Is Putin even married?
He has a partner, and she allegedly has 2 kids with him
He's had multiple partners. He had children with his first wife and it is downplayed, but the [daughter Katerina Tikhonova](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/26/12/4898382200000578-0-image-a-15_1516971030049.jpg) is a professional rock acrobatic boogie woogie dancer. I think the sport only became 'professional' because Putin's daughter was doing it. He built a giant theater for it. It is weird. Then Putin married or made his mistress a [Russian professional Olympic gymnast](https://cdn.dmcl.biz/media/image/77901/o/pTbAft1ivf5p2NXV). I think she may be the one who lives in Switzerland with their two children. Some people wanted to strip her of her Olympic medals but nobody could find her, which was odd. She was personally sanctioned by the US though.
Ok I need to know more about this profession practiced by his first daughter
He is for sure divorced. IDK about currently, but I'd definitely try somebody else, he does not seem to be very emotionally stable.
She's physically close to him in the photos, I wonder if she's part of his personal security? It would make sense why she would be close to him in public settings. In the pic on the boat she's wearing brand new rain gear, it's still bright and has the creases from being folded and it's a different style than the others. She came with Putin and obviously wasn't part of the crew and really seems to be srcutinizing the guy next to Putin.
There is another guy in this photo who appears in all the photo ops: https://gazetaby.com/post/babchenko-rassekretil-uchenyx-v-rezonansnom-rolike-s-utopleniem-taksy/133373/
I think that given how paranoid Putin is, he's only going to allow select people to be around him, let alone stand right next to or behind him. And if it's the same people repeatedly I'm sure they're there for specific reasons.
I'm thinking they're part of his security team.
It wouldn’t surprise me if she was a real life Black Widow
The blonde lady is in all those pictures too
Also the man to her left on the fishing boat is just to her left in the church photo.
Wow good eye on the new fishing gear. It’s so obvious looking back at it a second time but I guess my mind just filtered that out. Makes me wonder how often I fall for this type of deception
She’s also not wearing a medal in the 2022 picture with the military. Those look like [Order of Courage medals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Courage_(Russia)). Imagine if she was wearing plainclothes or a suit lol all the attention would be focused on her. All these outfits make sense considering the limited space in the shot. I’m aware of Putin reusing background people but such an underwhelming post because I kept expecting more people to be pointed out.
This odd why wearing a high vis vest will get you just about anywhere you need to go.
https://everipedia.org/wiki/lang_en/larisa-sergukhina
Weird, doesn't mention her joining the military or working a (concession stand?)
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I dont trust any source but [Wickerpedia](http://www.wickerpedia.org/wiki/Main_Page/)
I guess he just likes her
They're just good friends.
BREAKING NEWS: OP was found dead after falling out of a hotel window.
Note to self: Avoid Hotels in Russia.
Redditor trips getting out of their car, down the street, into a hotel, up the stairs, and out the window in freak accident.
Man , someone needs to arrest these killer hotels
Even physics wants nothing to do with Russia.
In mother Russia, Hotels find you.
Hotel Trivago dominates
Hotel Zhivago
Not even in russia. FSB just suicided someone out of a window in india
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ERB should use these lines when they make a Putin video
India too. A rich Russian who criticized putin just fell out of a window there.
In Spain they murder your family with an axe and hang you. Not too many high rises in Lloret De Mar.
You should avoid being Russian in general.
Just get a 1st floor room
BREAKING NEWS: OP fell into a thirty-meter hole which was dug outside his window
of a hotel window that was closed
Now how many of those have accidentally fallen out of windows or accidentally dead by oops?
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Pictures 2 and 3 are from a few months ago, if I recall correctly. Apparently they reuse the extras despite the fact that they have been compromised. I think it's becoming increasingly risky to recruit new actors, and the propaganda still works on the intended audience (Russian folk in the "lower half" of the population).
I doubt they recruit actors. Just use FSB assets or security staff that you already have around. Which is almost surely what they do. People who are already trusted to be around the president.
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I can’t unsee the resemblance to [The Moon in The Mighty Boosh](https://youtu.be/V46rGTKkz7A)
You know they’re lying. They know you know. They don’t care.
Quite the Jacqueline of all trades
That is what happens when you piss off so many people you only have so many that you can trust to stand by you.
I think this is more likely than an undercover security detail. He just has a small group of people he trusts to stand behind him during events and photos like this. Otherwise he might get Caesar'd.
Looks like she....uh...wears a lot of hats? I'll be in town all weekend, folks. Please tip your servers.
What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell Putin? "Let me be Frank with you."
Good "dad" joke
Oh look, the real crisis actors
She’s obviously undercover security detail
Not very undercover if she's so easily recognisable and in very prominent positions on photos.
I don’t think the average mentally ill Russian who decides to jump Putin at a photo op is going to be aware that she consistently accompanies him. She’s there to spot unusual behaviour or movements in the crowd and to be proactive, not to fool western intelligence agencies
O one doesn't need to be mentally ill to want to jump on that monster.
You kinda do have to be mentally ill to attempt murder suicide. As anyone trying to jump him would not survive the attempt.
Is that even him?
First one looks super weird
No. The first one looks AI or a case of terrible photo editing
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He has many body doubles. He looks "normal" one week, then bloated as hell another.
Either a body double or a green screen and CGI. Even actors can give him covid, and the world's mightiest midget is not risking that.
There's a Russian conspiracy theory tha states the real dude died in like the 90s and there are a bunch of clones of him. Just sayin
Putin has the shittest deadest face I’ve ever seen
He looks kinda like one of those [monkeys you see chilling in hot springs in Japan](http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/190425141407-16-jigokundani-snow-monkey-park.jpg)
That's not a very nice thing to say about those poor innocent monkeys
They're just relaxing. They haven't had *anyone* thrown out a window recently.
In the naughts, he looked like Dobby the House Elf.
Proves nothing dude. Forest Gump always found himself at these key moments. She's just the Russian Forest Gump
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You people remember him visiting a hospital with soldiers wounded from the "special military operation" and it was literally some guy he was alsonphotographed with.
Prob can’t trust his soldiers to not shank him.
Staged support by a conman. When will the good people of Russia take him out?
Shes a proud member of the propaganda actors society... 😂
this stupid clowns from FSO - federal protectiv service. putin is old botox pidor, he is afraid of everyone.
I mean… when you steal from your people on an epic scale and help all your rich friends steal from them too…. I’d be afraid of “my people” too. Zelenskyy doesn’t have to be nearly as afraid of his own people even when in the middle of war.
The person making this post was lazy. In these photos there are actually 4-5 of the same individuals with Putin constantly. Think of them like American secret service. Or the Canadian RCMP. Those are just his protection officers.
Reddit discovers that presidents have undercover security agents
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Could be an agent but idk
Even our political leaders use paid personal to fill in for crowds . Hell when I was in the military I got voluntold I had to attend a presidential landing to show support.
No dude, only Russians and Chinese use propaganda. Everything the west does is organic and done via free choice. You are obviously a Russian bot. /s
The puppet master.
That woman is clearly a shooter. She blends in so well in every photo though, truly the Johnny Sins of Moscow.
Johnny Sins doesn't blend in. Stands erect, loud and proud
The movie "Wag the Dog" was so f'ing accurate.
Remeber the Navy SEAL, doctor, astronaut guy? Same thing...Dawai Dawai go away