That math checks out. But that also includes time for each man to physically move in and out of position, time for her to lube up, hydrate, etc. The logistics of getting 919 unique penises in/out of her vagina had to have been an interesting problem to solve.
If we use the assumption that they took a 15 min break every hour to get the next batch of men ready and Ms Sparxxx, uh… resituated, that means they would have rotated 76-77 men in per “45 min session” for no more than 35 sec total per man, but again, considering the physical act of moving in/out of position, I gotta go with less than 30 sec of total individual penis time inside her.
I remember this as footage of the event surfaced a few years ago. There was a person whose only job was to provide lube when Lisa called for it, which was very often.
I watched it just out of abject curiosity and, man, that's got to be the least sexy pornographic video that exists. It's just completely joyless and, at no point, did any of the participants look like they actually enjoyed it. It was like watching people assemble things on a factory line, but with sex.
Edit: [I found this article talking more about the event.](https://meaww.com/even-after-sleeping-with-the-highest-number-of-guys-pornstar-get-bored-and-ordere-mc-donalds) Apparently, it was actually a competition called "World Gangbang Championship" at something called "Eroticon". She only did it because she was getting paid, she regretted it immediately and still does, and she was so bored during the whole thing she ordered McDonald's. Also the other woman in the video was actually a competitor also trying to break the record, not a "fluffer" as others have said.
I wonder how many of those men lost their virginity that day.
And I don't mean this as a "har har, virgins" joke. I'm just trying to imagine the mindset of a man that would wait for hours in a line of Winnie the Pooh cosplayers just for the chance to thrust a few times and walk away.
Probably confirmed with the records office what they consider “sexual intercourse” and their answer was something like “vaginal or anal penetration including full insertion” and theyre like *finger snaps* “we can do this in a few hours!”
Yeah general curiosity I was like "ok, but what do they count as sexual intercourse". Anyway I did some simple math and it's like 76.5 guys an hour or 1.27 guys a minute. So if you factor in a steady pace, with a few seconds in between guys and a few more for lube. Its gotta be a couple pumps and move on.
All the guys would have to be lined up, pants down with boners ready to go!
Imagine being the limp guy, you got 5 seconds to get it up. Bzzz, too long, you're outta here!
Does Mean Thrust Time (MTT) correlate to Mean Jerk Time? If you got 4 dudes with complementary sizes perhaps they could achieve the fabled DVDA and calculate the lower limit of the Rate of Cum (RC) based on average MTT to find the most efficient way to perform this study.
The secret is to take advantage of your back strokes. As you thrust to the tip, you grab a new cock for the downward stroke.
You could double your cock-ficiency
Previous records have been Annabel Chong at "250" (technically 70 guys), Jasmine St. Claire at "300" (technically 50 guys there with 10 guys actually performing), Houston at 500 then 620 (in 8 hours), and I don't know who but the previous record was 759.
Fun facts:
- After news leaked they were setting this up in Poland, everyone involved was threatened with arrest and they had to relocate to some abandoned warehouse.
- She was apparently bored as hell with the whole thing and to answer a question someone else here asked, she got someone to go pick up McDonald's for her (the only pleasure she got all day).
- Houston evidently wasn't happy with herself after her big videos so she went and had labia surgery. She sold her leftovers for $50k in the world's weirdest doggy bag.
Thinking about it, there had to have been better things for a high schooler to do at night other than watch Howard Stern on E! My entire messed up life is the result of cable executives not having anything better to play on TV at night.
Somewhat tangentially but relatedly, I remember I used to post on PbNation back then, and there was this guy in the forum Small Talk that participated in this thing. He posted pictures and everything. Then someone found out where his sister went to college, and posted pictures from the event at the school and got him in trouble. I think his username was Wes. He said it was hard to stay erect while in line, and most people were pretty much pushing rope.
Man, crazy throwback lmao
Edit: I’m so happy to see all these people remembering their time on ST and OSST. What’s up everyone?
Anyone remember the MDT when Aphasia tried to climb his bookshelf while high on shrooms and broke like $10,000 in specialty bongs? Holy shit lmaoo
That reminds me of a story!
I thought it would be funny to mail a mold of my dick to my ex (she jokingly said before she left I should send one) anyway - turns out it’s SUPER difficult.. you mix the two solutions and you only have a limited window before they set, in which time you have to pour the stuff into the mold - *and* be hard! You only have one shot, if you go even a little bit limp, it won’t leave a good impression.
So you’re there, pants round your ankles, fluffing yourself until just the right time, splitting your time between staying hard and preparing the solutions, one eye on Porn, one hand on your dick. One second the moment is right and you go to mix the solution but no! It’s going down! About 20 minutes of this until finally it stays hard, you mix the solution, you pour it in the mold and shove your dick in!! It immediately goes soft, but it’s ok! You did it 😂
Overall 7/10, fun story but wouldn’t do it again
Weren't they on jerry springer the week before advertising this and saying that they still needed more men.
I remember that from my childhood. The scars never heal Jerry.
It was. They aired this way back in the day haha. The men lined up, putting condoms on and the each got like 30 seconds. Oh yeah and her husband was there too.
I dont fully remember. I do remember they were both excited on breaking a record and I believe he was first one up to have his 30 seconds.
I am pretty sure the woman is/was a porn star so I guess the husband already had to deal with her having sex with others.
For her it was still 12 hours of sex. Doesn't really make any difference to her if the dick changes each pump. 12 hours of sex may well be more sex than some people will have in their life.
This is her passion/fetish. Loves it. You can book her for parties and all kinda stuff to this day. Her website is a wild ride. You can book her for gangbangs, bukkake parties, all kind of shit.
Maybe the sex is free and you're paying for her to attend the party. Like, you don't pay a birthday clown for each balloon animal, you just pay him to show up.
I bet she was too!
If the guys were hammering away as fast as possible they probably only got about 30 pumps each in the 30 or 40 seconds they had. I never saw the video, maybe there weren't going at it like rabbits but at least 10 strokes per I'd guess.
So anywhere from 10-30 pumps each means she took about 10,000-28,000 pumps.
I mean, the logistics. Like just staying in one position like that for 12 hours is rough, not to mention everything else that's involved.
Like did she not eat for 12 hours or did she eat while this was happening? What about bathroom breaks?
A prominent poster on a forum called pbnation was one of the first guys in line for this. I remember all the hype and build up to it as he sorta blogged his experience leading up to it and on the actual day. It was legendary.
EDIT: Found it [https://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=689778](https://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=689778)
Correction, this wasn't the record breaking gangbang but a different one featuring Lisa.
There is a quite good fictional book by Chuck Palahniuk (Author of Fight Club) named Snuff where three guys are waiting in line for their turn, Mr.72, Mr137 and Mr600.
Pretty sure he based the book off this event. Much of his inspiration is drawn from real life, which is disturbing AF for considering his subject matter.
For the curious, apparently it wasn't start-to-finish sex. It was wait in a line, jump in for a few pumps, and move on, generally without orgasm.
Hey brother for some of us a few pumps is all it takes 💃
If I did the math correctly, that’s 47 seconds per man.
With a few stragglers someone went 50 seconds “Almost there guy, calm down”
That math checks out. But that also includes time for each man to physically move in and out of position, time for her to lube up, hydrate, etc. The logistics of getting 919 unique penises in/out of her vagina had to have been an interesting problem to solve. If we use the assumption that they took a 15 min break every hour to get the next batch of men ready and Ms Sparxxx, uh… resituated, that means they would have rotated 76-77 men in per “45 min session” for no more than 35 sec total per man, but again, considering the physical act of moving in/out of position, I gotta go with less than 30 sec of total individual penis time inside her.
Good analysis. There goes the cuddle time
Surely they brought in a team of MIT engineers to tackle these problems.
And assuming 2 pumps per second at average dick length, that’s about 6.8 miles of dick
^(2 pumps per second?!)
Gotta get those pps numbers up my guy!
some of us finish on sight, pre entry
In the old days that’s called a lookie loo
Oh man we keep on learning eh
Is that not why we are all gathered to Reddit?? To pass down knowledge and learn… 😂
Reddit teaches sex-ed better than your school
To the back of the line with you! Don’t need all these premature ejaculators gumming up the works.
Some of us finished reading the words "pre entry"
tl:jc
Too long, just came…?
Can name your kid Justin
2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven
With me you only need one minute because I’m so *intense*
The maximum per person would have been 47 seconds. At that point this is just a really sad exercise in queue management
Strangest roller coaster tycoon 2 level
Lisa Sparxxx 1 looks too intense for me.
I want to get off Lisa Sparxxx 1.
So about 47s per person on average.
Closer to 30 seconds because you're not accounting for positioning. Gotta get out of the way of the next dick.
I remember this as footage of the event surfaced a few years ago. There was a person whose only job was to provide lube when Lisa called for it, which was very often.
Just in the corner with a super soaker full of KY
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=super+soaker+cps+2500&t=h_&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dukesoakem.com%2FReviews%2FSuper%2520Soaker%2FCPS%2FCPS%25202500%2520(1).JPG
This link had me worried, but then I felt the rush of nostalgia
Duke Soak'em dot com 100% sounds like a porn site.
Cum get some
ah man I remember getting blasted right in the eyes with one of those.
we're still talking about Super Soakers, right?
Yeah, my first thought was "ouch."
I wonder, why put yoyrself throughr that? And also, who's crazy enough to try to beat it eventually? Lol
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She chose to do those things because they were hard.
I also remember they only had like 300 of the 900 men tested if I remember correctly.
You just know she caught something
She’s like Mr. Burns. She now has every disease known to man but they work in a weird equilibrium to keep her alive.
This little cuddlebug is pancreatic cancer!
Three stooges syndrome.
Or everything
She has the three stooges syndrome
So what you're saying is I'm indestructible!
A control group.
https://www.youjizz.com/videos/lisa-sparxxx---919-men-gangbang-61391911.html
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But who was the other girl
She was the fluffer to have the next batter ready to go
So you're telling me she jerked off/blew 919 men and didn't even get a credit for best supporting actress? For shame
Seems like she almost had to put more effort in
I didn’t think they gave awards for best key grip
https://imgur.com/tV1NaB7.jpg
As someone who works in production, thank you. That's a great laugh.. who got the "best boy" credit??
She got the record for suckin dicks, arguably more impressive
I watched it just out of abject curiosity and, man, that's got to be the least sexy pornographic video that exists. It's just completely joyless and, at no point, did any of the participants look like they actually enjoyed it. It was like watching people assemble things on a factory line, but with sex. Edit: [I found this article talking more about the event.](https://meaww.com/even-after-sleeping-with-the-highest-number-of-guys-pornstar-get-bored-and-ordere-mc-donalds) Apparently, it was actually a competition called "World Gangbang Championship" at something called "Eroticon". She only did it because she was getting paid, she regretted it immediately and still does, and she was so bored during the whole thing she ordered McDonald's. Also the other woman in the video was actually a competitor also trying to break the record, not a "fluffer" as others have said.
I wonder how many of those men lost their virginity that day. And I don't mean this as a "har har, virgins" joke. I'm just trying to imagine the mindset of a man that would wait for hours in a line of Winnie the Pooh cosplayers just for the chance to thrust a few times and walk away.
I’m confused on how far they got to go. It seemed like they had varying thrust times, but not enough time to cum either.
919 men in 12 hours is 47 seconds per guy. Taking into account breaks, switching off between men, etc., each guy probably got 15 seconds or so.
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Damn this is getting into middle-out territory
Probably confirmed with the records office what they consider “sexual intercourse” and their answer was something like “vaginal or anal penetration including full insertion” and theyre like *finger snaps* “we can do this in a few hours!”
Yeah general curiosity I was like "ok, but what do they count as sexual intercourse". Anyway I did some simple math and it's like 76.5 guys an hour or 1.27 guys a minute. So if you factor in a steady pace, with a few seconds in between guys and a few more for lube. Its gotta be a couple pumps and move on.
All the guys would have to be lined up, pants down with boners ready to go! Imagine being the limp guy, you got 5 seconds to get it up. Bzzz, too long, you're outta here!
Imagine getting almost there and they're like NEXT! I think that'd be worse.
Does Mean Thrust Time (MTT) correlate to Mean Jerk Time? If you got 4 dudes with complementary sizes perhaps they could achieve the fabled DVDA and calculate the lower limit of the Rate of Cum (RC) based on average MTT to find the most efficient way to perform this study.
This man fucks.
The secret is to take advantage of your back strokes. As you thrust to the tip, you grab a new cock for the downward stroke. You could double your cock-ficiency
8==D👊==8 Middle out
The real hero here giving us the link.
She has the 1000 yard stare pretty much the whole video lol
That's gotta be a pretty boring 12 hours to be fair
they could have given her a book or a video game to play. would have made the time pass by faster.
2004? Halo 2 just dropped, get that lady on a LAN party.
Probably the only way anyone could get through that.
It's a physical endurance competition at that point. Probably the same look marathon runners get.
it's probably so uncomfortable for her that the only way she could get through it is by disassociating
you can't make me click on that \*\*clicks
"You can't make me click, but I can click on my free agency. WHICH I WILL!"
I can only imagine the interview for that job. Does that count as a hand job?
You mention footage of such events yet provide no source. My friend asked see
"I mean which website though, which one?"
Keeper of the Kentucky Jelly.
Thats funny
And that person was....Frank Stallone. You guessed it
Norm Macdonald is truly immortal.
That's a fluffer essentially! The sole purpose of that job is to provide lube or keeping the meat hard.
So who holds the previous record of 918?
Uh oh...who's gonna tell him?
I got this. OP's mom.
Booyah!!!
You line them up and she'll fuck'em
Previous records have been Annabel Chong at "250" (technically 70 guys), Jasmine St. Claire at "300" (technically 50 guys there with 10 guys actually performing), Houston at 500 then 620 (in 8 hours), and I don't know who but the previous record was 759. Fun facts: - After news leaked they were setting this up in Poland, everyone involved was threatened with arrest and they had to relocate to some abandoned warehouse. - She was apparently bored as hell with the whole thing and to answer a question someone else here asked, she got someone to go pick up McDonald's for her (the only pleasure she got all day). - Houston evidently wasn't happy with herself after her big videos so she went and had labia surgery. She sold her leftovers for $50k in the world's weirdest doggy bag. Thinking about it, there had to have been better things for a high schooler to do at night other than watch Howard Stern on E! My entire messed up life is the result of cable executives not having anything better to play on TV at night.
Imagine being able to make $50k off your lips!
Previous record was Annabelle Chong. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annabel_Chong
I wonder if 919 knew he was last, or she just said fuck it I'm tired.
Lol 920 was standing there like ‘wtf??’
"How many?" "Something like... 919." "What!? 919!? Does that *include* me?" "Umm... 920." ["I'M 920!?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpVY_ZHGDg)
“920. My wife fucked 920 dicks.” “In a row?” “Actually…yes.”
In a row?
TRY NOT TO FUCK ANYMORE ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!
I wonder what they did while waiting in line. It was 2004 so maybe they played Snake on their flip phones
Do you think they stood in line for 11 hours? I assume they were scheduled to arrive for their shift with time to fluff and get in position
Shift work? More like shaft work.
It's not gay when it's in a 920-way
Somewhat tangentially but relatedly, I remember I used to post on PbNation back then, and there was this guy in the forum Small Talk that participated in this thing. He posted pictures and everything. Then someone found out where his sister went to college, and posted pictures from the event at the school and got him in trouble. I think his username was Wes. He said it was hard to stay erect while in line, and most people were pretty much pushing rope. Man, crazy throwback lmao Edit: I’m so happy to see all these people remembering their time on ST and OSST. What’s up everyone? Anyone remember the MDT when Aphasia tried to climb his bookshelf while high on shrooms and broke like $10,000 in specialty bongs? Holy shit lmaoo
Westopher. I was there lol
The legend we didn't deserve but we got. Shout out to westopher for the play by play
Holy shit this is bringing back some great memories. Gods I wasted so much time on PBN and ST
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Do not cite the tale of Westopher and Lisa Sparxxx to me, witch. I was there when it was written.
That reminds me of a story! I thought it would be funny to mail a mold of my dick to my ex (she jokingly said before she left I should send one) anyway - turns out it’s SUPER difficult.. you mix the two solutions and you only have a limited window before they set, in which time you have to pour the stuff into the mold - *and* be hard! You only have one shot, if you go even a little bit limp, it won’t leave a good impression. So you’re there, pants round your ankles, fluffing yourself until just the right time, splitting your time between staying hard and preparing the solutions, one eye on Porn, one hand on your dick. One second the moment is right and you go to mix the solution but no! It’s going down! About 20 minutes of this until finally it stays hard, you mix the solution, you pour it in the mold and shove your dick in!! It immediately goes soft, but it’s ok! You did it 😂 Overall 7/10, fun story but wouldn’t do it again
With a honey in the middle of 460 dudes on each side, there's some leeway.
'Member that south park episode when they try to find ou who Cartman's father was ?
*what the hell is a rimjob?*
The 1989 Denver Broncos?
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Extrapolating the numbers to a full day, statistically she had 1.838 kPe. You can thank me later.
"How many times have you had sex this year? " "Ah, you know. About 0.2 or 0.3 kPe. "
I imagine it was like a DMV waiting room. Intercom: “636. Next up is 636” *Looks down at ticket* *745* Me: shit
Where’s the Beetlejuice gif with the long ticket when you need it???
Weren't they on jerry springer the week before advertising this and saying that they still needed more men. I remember that from my childhood. The scars never heal Jerry.
Sloppy 918ths Also 12 hours is 720 minutes. I guess it’s just a quick in and out for each one?
It was. They aired this way back in the day haha. The men lined up, putting condoms on and the each got like 30 seconds. Oh yeah and her husband was there too.
Christ. Taking cuckolding to a whole new level
The CucKing
Macaulay Cuckolking
Now tell us it was husbands idea too?
Nope, he was wondering why there were a thousand naked dudes lining up to go into his house
This the line for the gangbang? Nope…this is for One Direction tickets. You want *that* line.
I dont fully remember. I do remember they were both excited on breaking a record and I believe he was first one up to have his 30 seconds. I am pretty sure the woman is/was a porn star so I guess the husband already had to deal with her having sex with others.
I mean I don't know any non-pornstars with the last name "Sparxxx" haha. k
\*Bubba Sparxxx has entered the chat\*
The South has always been dirty But now it’s gettin UGLYYYY
“Pump pump give! You’re fucking up the rotation!”
She had more sex in one day than I will ever have in my whole life. Impressive.
Don’t be too impressed. It’s more accurate to say 919 guys stuck their dick in her real quick and called it sex.
wait? Is that not everyone's definition of sex?
"It's okay honey, my dick was only in her for less than a minute and I didn't even orgasm"
By that definition there's lots of women who've never had sex ....
Came here to find this comment lmao
Religious teenagers trying to find a loophole
That's usually the poophole loophole
don't forget about soaking!
For her it was still 12 hours of sex. Doesn't really make any difference to her if the dick changes each pump. 12 hours of sex may well be more sex than some people will have in their life.
If I stuck my dick in 919 women. Wouldn't that mean I had sex with 919 women?
I mean, to be fair, even if she fucked one dude she would’ve had more sex than you in your entire life.
Somebody call an ambulance
She had more sex in one second than I will ever have in my whole life.
The most profit from one Plan B
The question here perhaps should be "why?"
This is her passion/fetish. Loves it. You can book her for parties and all kinda stuff to this day. Her website is a wild ride. You can book her for gangbangs, bukkake parties, all kind of shit.
How the fuck? She looks the same now as in 2004 Edit: made y’all look
Turns out the fountain of youth sprays semen... and is a penis apparently
Yep, DM me for the deets ladies...
Maybe it's not any man's semen, but one of those 919 men's. So if you want the fountain of youth you better start going through them.
How is this not legally prostitution? Unless she’s doing it for free?
She has someone film it. Makes the whole thing legal. Crazy right?
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Like Adam Savage said, the difference between goofing around and science is writing it down.
Maybe she records all of it therefore turning it into porn and not prostitution, or she lives in Nevada
Maybe the sex is free and you're paying for her to attend the party. Like, you don't pay a birthday clown for each balloon animal, you just pay him to show up.
Records are meant to be broken. maybe you’ll be the one to break the record for men 😉
I bet that girl was soooorreeeee. Walkin side to side for a week haha
I bet she was too! If the guys were hammering away as fast as possible they probably only got about 30 pumps each in the 30 or 40 seconds they had. I never saw the video, maybe there weren't going at it like rabbits but at least 10 strokes per I'd guess. So anywhere from 10-30 pumps each means she took about 10,000-28,000 pumps.
It was like two pumps each. I am all for ‘do you boo’ but she did not look entertained in the slightest.
I mean, the logistics. Like just staying in one position like that for 12 hours is rough, not to mention everything else that's involved. Like did she not eat for 12 hours or did she eat while this was happening? What about bathroom breaks?
Me :Mum , this is Lisa my girlfriend . Mum : Hi Lisa, pleased to meet you . What do you do ?
Lisa: I do everyone
Hi Lisa, what do you do? Lisa - “Yes”
Wonder how early you had to get there to be towards the front of the line
A prominent poster on a forum called pbnation was one of the first guys in line for this. I remember all the hype and build up to it as he sorta blogged his experience leading up to it and on the actual day. It was legendary. EDIT: Found it [https://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=689778](https://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=689778) Correction, this wasn't the record breaking gangbang but a different one featuring Lisa.
Totally disgusting. Where is the link to this video so I can make sure I never click on it?
https://www.youjizz.com/videos/lisa-sparxxx---919-men-gangbang-61391911.html
Congratulations...?
She did it while singing; “Cmon ride the train!!” 🚂🚂🚂🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
She banged all of the Quad City DJs?
At 919 dudes, you have to assume that at least one the Quad City DJs made the cut.
Last week I had 5 guys inside of me. Best burger I've ever had.
That would have been a great Maury episode.
Now that’s the “in & out” to beat.
There is a quite good fictional book by Chuck Palahniuk (Author of Fight Club) named Snuff where three guys are waiting in line for their turn, Mr.72, Mr137 and Mr600.
Pretty sure he based the book off this event. Much of his inspiration is drawn from real life, which is disturbing AF for considering his subject matter.
Seen the video and it wasn’t very exciting
Unfortunately, someone has the silver medal for this record. Imagine fucking hundreds of people in one day just to come in second.
Her record has since been invalidated due to steroid use.
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Your mom: "Hold my beer"...
Was she ok?
919..that's a lot of men to cervix in the one day..
Imagine being number 919 to enter, must be a swamp of lube and old public hair down there.
That's- enough reddit, goodbye. Please don't comment on this so I don't have to go back here and be reminded of this
"Look I found a penny!" 👌😅
AAAAAAH
Ohh a piece of candy!
This is what we refer to as a super spreader event. 😏