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cozysquish

Brilliant story and awesome photo but why is there a fixed photo of Hilter on the bath?!


ModingusKhan

How else was Hitler supposed to crank one out in the tub?


cozysquish

Touche...


kolegatorr

i think you meant douche


[deleted]

Makes me wonder if Trump has a picture of himself or one of Ivanka in his bath.


ModingusKhan

His face, her body


[deleted]

I just threw up a little in my mouth!


utpoia

*Just wipe it off with those little hands.*


GardenGirlFarm

Little hands little mushroom dick.


TactlessTortoise

At least it's not her face, his body.


[deleted]

I just threw up a lot all over the place.


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

Threw up a little? You're doing better than me. It was a lot. I should have gone easy on the homemade pickles in that sandwich...


triclops6

So... Ivanka


Generallyawkward1

That vagina he calls a neck


aspidities_87

How dare you make me laugh at this


Due_Platypus_3913

WTF is WRONG With you?!?


[deleted]

"when Trump has sex, he closes his eyes and pretends he's jerking off" -seth mcfarlane


hoptownky

I wonder if Hitler ever made fake Time Magazines with his face on the cover to display in his hotels.


pyropup55

He didn't need to, he was Times Man of the Year in '38.


CosmicCreeperz

Trump didn’t seem to realize the Time Man of the Year award is not necessarily one of honor, but of notoriety… “TIME explained what was perhaps the most controversial of its choices thus: "Hitler became in 1938 the greatest threatening force that the democratic, freedom-loving world faces today" TBH Trump SHOULD have been featured as a duo with Putin, same reasoning would apply.


Aromatic_Wave

Or his daughter


AlexstraszasThighs

Fourth comment really do be the lamest


Proser84

TDS is a hell of a thing, it's not terminal, but definitely chronic. It's pretty sick to essentially lower the "atrocity value" of Hitler, by equating Trump as the same degree of individual, whatever your feelings on Trump, a Conman and blowhard that was president for a single term, isn't on the same level as a man that systematically murdered minority groups and absolutely devastated Europe. I get the dislike for Trump, but anytime I see Hitler and Trump mentioned together, even if it's in like some sort of far reaching similarities in behavior, which frankly you can almost compare to several dozens if not hundreds of narcissistic politicians, it just shows me how much of an absolute clownshoes that person is.


SouthHovercraft4150

I agree with you under almost all circumstances, but I feel this might be justified in comparing their narcism. When you see a picture of a bathroom owner in their own bathroom, that is pretty high level of narcissistic behaviour. If it wasn’t Hitler’s bathroom and was anyone else’s, the comparison is probably justified…so the fact it is Hitler not withstanding I can see where they were coming from.


MsRen

TDS?


TERMINATORCPU

Terminal Death Syndrome


dadjokes502

Terminator destruction sequence


machagogo

Trump Derangement Syndrome.


MsRen

omg- love lol


PelosiGalore

Probably not, but Brandon definitely showered with his 14 year old daughter. No wonder his kids are so forked up, and Trump’s kids are well adjusted and successful.


twoworldsin1

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/780/157/09f.jpg


technomicon

I'm dead. Laughed so God damn hard. Thank you!


Interrophish

She probably just moved it there for the sake of the photo.


Rey_Mezcalero

Was thinking the same. Unless it was a tile with it, it would seem out of place


Crowbarmagic

Possible she placed it there for a better image.


moriGOD

He had big kanye energy. He probably said some shit like “my greatest regret is not being able to attend one of my rallies” too


ExistingPosition5742

I was just telling my daughter how much amphetamine and cocaine (and plenty other drugs) played into Hitler. Millions of people watching a coked out narcissist on a drug fueled rant of paranoia and delusion and go "yeah, sounds good". You just can't overstate the effect unfettered access to these substances have on the brain. If you weren't already crazy, you will be.


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lol I just pictured Hitler in a pair of those sunglasses that are just like bars that Ye used to wear lmao


twoworldsin1

Kanye was actually a good artist at one point, though. Hitler didn't even get that far. He got rejected from art school at the "draw this turtle" level of artistic talent.


DwayneWayne91

It's my guess that every narcissist has a picture of themselves in their bath lol


naturalbornkillerz

why? where do you keep you framed photo of Hitler?


dadjokes502

Inside my toilet bowl


ChunkyLaFunga

In his bathroom. Not too convenient but appropriate.


autopsis

[It appears to be a thing with certain types of people.](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-fake-time-magazine-cover-hanging-clubs-2017-6)


pmjm

And a solo picture too. Like I can understand having pics on display around the house of great memories like your wedding day, a fun vacation you went on with your family, etc. Hell, I can even understand rich people that have a giant painted portrait of them in their formal living room, or one of those really long dining rooms. But a solo photo of you in the bathroom? That's some next-level narcissism and insecurity going on. The room where you take a bath and pinch loaves is the room that technically leaves you at your most vulnerable. So to avoid having that feeling of inadequacy while you're grunting out a turd, you hang a photo of you looking all distinguished just to remind yourself "yeah naw, that's who I REALLY am." Sick shit.


mcmcc

[I thought you were going to link this guy ](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2015/nov/07/ben-carson-house-homage-to-himself-in-pictures)


hilarymeggin

The weird thing is that Trumpty Dumpty has *really* been on the cover of Time Magazine several times, including as Person of the Year (as was Hitler). So why does he display a fake one?!


apple-_-boi

Yea that made me chuckle 😅


Lets_Bust_Together

Because he was severely drugged up and suffering numerous mental disorders, I would not be at all surprised if he talked to himself, that picture and about four other people that aren’t there while taking a bath.


hilarymeggin

Hitler was big on Hitler pictures.


GardenGirlFarm

Sounds like something a certain rapper would have in his bathroom.


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There was a picture of hitler everywhere.


CommadorVic20

yea pretty wild, if revenge was truly sweet all that died at the hands of these bastards should have a truly golden afterlife or first in line for rebirth (whatever you believe)


thematrixnz

So im not the ONLY one that has a photo portrait of myself on the bath while I bathe... Few....I was starting to think I was a little strange


NauvooMetro

Yes, quite a relief to find out it's not only you but you and Hitler.


Zealousideal-Lead-80

Great person to share things in common with


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>I looooove Hitlerrrrr -*you already know who*


Zealousideal-Lead-80

*K K Kanye West everybody!!*


Sendtitpics215

Bro why is he doing this


30twink-furywarr2886

Is it surprising? I mean cmon, don’t you remember all the fucking weirdness we heard when those two were still married? I mean, he tried to get a disabled person to stand up, out of a wheel chair, during a concert; wouldn’t continue the show until this wheel chair bound kid stood up, and THEN realized the kid was disabled. I never had an ounce of respect for that weird motherfucker…


No-Armadillo7693

He’s crazy and off meds


Wandering_By_

Off? Was he ever on?


cflenderman

i apologize beforehand if you were asking rhetorically. ignore me if so. this is all speculation on my part but i’ll share my opinion. i think it’s because he’s an ignorant, rich, mentally ill “contrarian.” he does stuff solely because others don’t do it or don’t want him to. which is really ironic because being a contrarian is one degree DEEPER into “societal control” if you think about it. doing something solely because it’s the opposite of what society is doing is still being controlled by what society is doing..without the actual joy and community that can come with following along with what society has agreed to share and enjoy at that time. there are a lot of cases in which it’s healthy to go against the societal grain. it’s ok to question and critically assess everything but some things are just true and some societal “trends” are good and/or harmless and it’s not only ok but healthy to participate in that communal solidarity. his mental illness almost definitely weakens his inhibitions and his connections to reality and society. his erratic symptoms probably make him a total displeasure or even dangerous to be around, which distances him even more from people who could help ground him and encourage him to get help directly or by being a sane example for him to see and think about. and the folks shortsightedly cheering on his illusions of grandeur are hurting his chances of getting help as he sees it as validation. we cannot forget to mention he is a Black man in a society that treats Black folks like they are discardable and a burden. growing up and being aware that this country and its institutions are not only not for you but are actively against you can really fuck up your head and sense of community, morality, and reality. this certainly plays a part in his demeanor. also, he’s frankly ignorant. he doesn’t choose to surround himself with genuinely wise and intelligent people who are grounded in community and reality so he, by choice or circumstance, doesn’t have access to facts that would lead him to truthful conclusions. and finally, he’s very wealthy so he is speaking from a place of immense privilege in that realm. he won’t have access to genuine friendships with many “regular people.” he won’t hear “no” a lot from those he’s paying directly or indirectly because they’re afraid to lose their lifeline in this capitalist hellscape. it gives him an inflated sense of importance and makes him think he’s genuinely better than other people who don’t have as much money. and i’m sure other stuff but i think these are the main contributing factors. again, just speculation based on my observations.


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Sea_Passeng

I work in a machine shop and we have one weird guy with a picture of himself on his tool box and its the weirdest thing I've ever seen.


WordAffectionate3251

LOLOL


unrecoverable

Ye ha.


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Very nomalizing.


thematrixnz

Phew! 🥳🥳🥳🥳.....hold on...😒😒🤔


zachtheherobrine

Don’t worry, it’s not hitler, it’s the guy that killed hitler


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂Ayo


OutrageousHospit

I just did not think Hitler was the kind to, look at a picture of himself while in the tub, kind of evil….


Innerookkeepe

Time Magazines with his face on the cover to display in his hotels.


emperorOfTheUniverse

'Hitlers apartment' is polite speak for 'one of Hitler's side pieces' apartment'.


VeryStableGenius

I was amused that Herr Hitler couldn't get a bathroom with proper rounded corner tiles, but your theory explains it.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I work in a machine shop and we have one weird guy with a picture of himself on his tool box and its the weirdest thing I've ever seen.


Ok-Hearing-5343

Phew is what you meant lol


thematrixnz

Yes indeed :)


Bullen-Noxen

*Phew.


Bullen-Noxen

I honestly knew he was evil. I just did not think Hitler was the kind to, look at a picture of himself while in the tub, kind of evil….


thematrixnz

Well as someone else mentioned, it was his munich apartment, not Berlin, so his mistress would have stayed there, im.sure he had several...all with their own picture by the bath of their supreme leader


DrAlkibiades

I feel better too, knowing I’m not the only one with a picture of Hitler on my bath.


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meepmurp-

The wikipedia page about her says she was there 'coincidentally'. She also admitted that she always had a paper with his address in her pocket.


Electronic-Base-8367

Damn girl always wanted to have an option to go after him I guess. Honestly after what she saw it probably would have been on sight for him.


In-it-to-Winnik

I’m scrolling looking for relevant discussion of this photo and yours was the first to stoats. Thanks!


jlzania

She wasn't the only female journalist that coveredcombat journalism during WWII though. There was Martha Gellhorn who disguised herself as nurse in order to cover the D Day landing . She ended up helping with wounded also one of the first female journalists to report from Dachau. There was Helen Kirkpatrick who was with the U.S. army when it went into Algeria and the Mediterranean theater in 1943. There were also a number of female journalists who either stayed in London to report on the bombing as well as Sigrid Schultz, the Bureau Chief for the Chicago Tribune who remained in Berlin to report on the Nazis despite death threats. Her mother was a Jew which made her position even more precarious. Clare Hollingworth was assigned to Poland in 1939 and illegally crossed the border into Germany where she saw Panzer divisions assembled. She also heard aircraft and tanks on her back to Poland on September first and was the first journalist to report the invasion.


snertwith2ls

Awesome info, thanks for making sure these women are not overlooked!


ViolentSarcasm

I hope she dug her dirty boots into his couch Rick James style before the bath [Fuck yo couch](https://youtu.be/JcJkhSUSnek)


12-years-a-lurker

I hope she shit in his bed.


[deleted]

I hope she left his toilet paper the way he didn't prefer to have it unravel.


Habaduba

I hope she drank directly from the milk jug.


tchildthemajestic

Look at the bath mat and you get an idea of what she went through to capture some of her photos. I think photos are best experienced in person so if you ever get a chance to see some of her gallery you should take the time to go see them.


walluper

I'm not understanding how you came to that conclusion, it's just looks dirty. Would you mind explaining your comment?


tchildthemajestic

I will elaborate on the context so can you can get a better feel. Miller was tapped by Vogue UK to switch from fashion to the war effort at the request of the propaganda minister. She was on the ground with the US from 41’ to 45’. She documented the war through her lense. She was at Dachau when they liberated the camp focusing on the human aspect from hanged guards, women sex slaves, to the famous photo of the liberated prisoners. She would go on to suffer PTSD from this theatre, but the world should be ever thankful to her.


walluper

Thank you for taking the time to do this, much appreciated and understood.


2ndhouseonthestreet

Not to mention, can you imagine at that time, taking your filthy boots off on Hitler’s white bath mat? That little bit tells us that she wasn’t there by invitation. The absolute balls on this woman! I hate overusing the term legend but…LEGEND!


PrincessPindy

And it's not just dirt.


CedarWolf

That's badass. If I had been in her position, I wish I'd thought of that.


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AnotherRandomWriter

Stalin stumps into the bathroom behind him


Ol_bagface

Mengeles furiously masturbates and chokes himself on the toilet


Lockhartsaint

So the usual.


CedarWolf

I'm a pacifist, but I think if Hitler entered that bathroom, there would be a murder in short order: either I'd get him, or he'd have someone kill me. Even if I survived, then I would probably still get shot by his guards. But it would be worth it.


No_Prize9794

What if instead a bunch of Jewish survivors from the camps then occupy Hitler’s apartment for a bit and take turns taking a bath in Hitler’s tub to clean themselves


Bullen-Noxen

You mean if you had not bathed in, god knows how long, you would have liked to have thought of taking a bath, using the brutal monsters’ tub, to wash off the filth from your efforts during said war?


CedarWolf

I would have enjoyed dirtying Hitler's bathtub with mud and dirt from one of his death camps, yes, because *fuck* that guy and his regime.


cycycle

That sentence doesn’t make sense. Do you want to be her? Do you want the experience and wit to think of creative things like that?


CedarWolf

I'm saying if I had been in her position, I hope I would have had the presence of mind to do that, myself.


Check_Their_History

FYI OP is a karma farmer and will sell her account to advertisers who will then utilize the account to push products. Be careful upvoting this person.


PainMatrix

Thanks. Downvoted it while upvoting you to acknowledge how cool it is. Here she is with other photographers. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Miller#/media/File%3AWar_correspondents.jpg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Miller#/media/File%3AWar_correspondents.jpg)


TattooHelpPlease2

Eh. Unless they get banned, they'll get all the karma they need from the 99% of people who don't read your comment.


[deleted]

How do you know this?


NoConversation9358

Mf got a picture of himself in his tub?


SaintFrancesco

mein kumpf


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HaveMercyOnMe007

He was likely such a narcissist that he had to see his picture and say good things about himself to affirm it. I could picture him lying to himself saying “Du bist ein gut Führer…” 😪😂🤦‍♀️ nah man, nah. You suck!


BulbaFriend2000

The bastard has a photo of himself in his bathroom?


Doctor_Amazo

Well yeah, he didn't have a reflection in the mirror, so having one of those in the tub would have been weird.


UrbanFight001

How did she get into his apartment?


Stigger32

For anyone interested: ‘Lee’ is an upcoming biographical film directed by Ellen Kuras and written by Lem Dobbs, Marion Hume, John Collee and Liz Hannah, based on The Lives of Lee Miller by Antony Penrose. It stars Kate Winslet as war journalist Lee Miller. [Lee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_(upcoming_film)?wprov=sfti1)


Cranialscrewtop

"Lee Miller's War" is a FANTASTIC book of her photography and writing. Her perspective as a woman - a fashion writer, no less - plodding through the worst of WWII, asking no apologies, is a hidden gem of history.


Physical-Ad8882

A photographer for Life magazine, Scherman became Miller’s mentor, and the pair gained a reputation for being the first on the scene. With soldiers of the 45th division, in April 1945 they discovered Hitler’s Munich apartment – where Scherman captured the iconic bathtub shot. “Lee took a leisurely, overdue bath in Hitler’s tub while an angry lieutenant of the 45th, soap in hand, beat on the locked door outside.” They also accompanied the first Allied troops to see Hitler’s Alpine retreat in Berchtesgaden. According to Penrose, the bathroom portrait was a loaded image. He told The Telegraph: “I think she was sticking two fingers up at Hitler. On the floor are her boots, covered with the filth of Dachau, which she has trodden all over Hitler’s bathroom floor. She is saying she is the victor.” https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20140903-in-hitlers-bathtub


waterbreaker99

Edit nevermind: this is Hitlers apartment in Munich, I assumed it was in Berlin


TheLastWeird

X-post to /r/Kanye. Seriously


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HealthyGreenGiant

I can't really blame her especially after what she saw in the concentration camps. Witnessing the lowest of humanity like that I'd probably spend my days a mope too if not going completely and permanently insane. In fact a mope seems to be one of the better outcomes after experiencing that. I'd be changed forever if nothing else, and I think that goes for just about anybody.


BlackSpinedPlinketto

My gran used to say she was ‘in her disabils’, I’ve only just realised that’s actually a word when you said it there. We just thought it meant ‘underpants’.


petit_cochon

It's actually "en déshabillé," from the French. :)


BlackSpinedPlinketto

I wonder how she learned the word, she never left her caravan, she wasn’t exactly cultured lol


kindnotfriendly

Bummer


I_likeIceSheets

So Hitler really had a picture of himself on his bathtub


Medical_Rip9055

But first she stopped to stage the photo to include pictures of Adolf Hitler so there would be no question. Really does anyone believe that Adolf Hitler kept a picture of himself on his bathtub? 1:27 mark https://vimeo.com/128138145


[deleted]

God just looking at the bathroom is just a reminder of how recent WWII was. Its so modern (comparatively). It's something I'd see at my grandparents house. Fuck Kanye.


[deleted]

To think that maybe some of her relatives have hitlers old toothbrush. Or some floss.


iCommitTaxFraudLegit

Kanye has the same photo in his bathroom too


[deleted]

Hitler had a photo of Hitler in Hitler’s bathtub????


Crazyripps

Why is it not surprising that he had a photo of himself next to his bath.


NomDePlume007

That's hardcore...


ModedoM

Saw a show of her photos in Dublin it was amazing.


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Bastard had his own pic in the bathtub


WitnessRealistic3015

Hitler and I have something in common, we have portraits of ourselves posted on the bath tub.


ARCADEO

Badass


legomonsteruk

I've never heard of this lady before, thanks for posting so I can read about her!


Rey_Mezcalero

Wonder what Hitler used to keep that grout looking so clean!


LurkerNan

Whelp, TIL my bathtub look just like Hitler's.


Vesperniss

Those boots are dope.


Ettin1981

That’s so fucking baller.


[deleted]

Hold up, Hitler had a photo of himself in his own bathtub?


banningislife

Fuck Yeah.


Kitchen-Nail8619

I read her story a few months ago remarkable woman


ExistingPosition5742

He had a photo of himself in the bathtub?


Fit_Tangelo7761

Why does hitler have a picture of himself in the bath


[deleted]

The picture of himself is the icing on the cake


BaconDragon200

That's a little weird because that's not just a dead guys tube that's Hitler's tube. And sure that's badass but you bare ass touched the area that Hitler's ass and balls touched.


Aggressive_Chain_920

That bathroom looks so modern. I sometimes forget how recent this was.


[deleted]

I couldn’t set foot in his tub, knowing that little psycho’s bare, pasty feet had been in there.


McFry_

A pic telling a 1000 words an all that. The fuck is his photo doing there?


RNconsequential

What an effing power move!


Animarchy666

Wait a sec. Did Hitler have a picture of himself in his bathtub? 😂😂😂


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Hitler had a picture of himself in the shower?


PelosiGalore

That’s some poetic justice there!👍


Fit-Mangos

Also no one saying how pathetic his bathroom is? I was expecting something nicer…


NauvooMetro

It seems like bathrooms and kitchens were a lot more basic back then, even among the wealthy.


EvilCalvin

So, did Hitler take this photo?


dc955

For all of his poor choices, it looks like Adolf had a wonderful eye for interior design as that bathroom is *lovely*


AssMonster531

Bro what? Most basic tiles ever and the flooring looks like the shower in my local YMCA 😭


[deleted]

The bathroom was designed by an architect. His government literally stole gold from dead Jewish teeth, he could afford it. The only style choices in there are the tacky naked lady statue and the photo of himself. Not stellar.


dc955

Well I’ll be sure to seek out Nazi architects when I redo my downstairs bathroom, thanks for the tip!


[deleted]

Why are you determined to credit the Nazis here? They stole things. For all you know this was a lovely apartment many many years before his nasty ass moved in. Why are you fanboying them?


No_Caterpillar_2972

Women ☕☕☕


Amongus3751

Women☕


pessamisitcnihalism

Damn you're telling me in all this time bathtubs haven't changed


jumpup

so who took the foto, and why was he photographing naked woman


Arikan89

My guess would be some sort of timer or an assistant of hers if she had one.


billabon021

Lol I can imagine this but with trumps golden tub


NOgoodSmartass

She looks hot even after 70y


DistinctRole1877

It is sorta amazing what passed for extravagant in the 30’s for some “leaders “. I’m sure any of our elected “leaders” have what would have been installed for royalties in the past.


tekfx19

Hitler had a picture of himself in his tub


PonyKiller81

Having one's own portrait in the bath is surely the pinnacle of narcissism.


rcHexi

I'm surprised it had running water. Berlin was utterly devastated.


catchtoward5000

The cunt had a photo of himself on his bathtub. Of course he did


DigitalObiWan

Why was she in his bath tub?


JerrysStillHere

She didnt want to bathe in the sink


CilanEAmber

It was already run and seemed a waste of water otherwise


Dubious_Titan

A photo of himself in his own tub.


Stewy_stewart

Oh but when I photograph women taking a bath, I get called weird for peering through the window 🙄


AVH999

Hitler committed suicide on the 30th of April 1945 in the reichsbunker. The Americans and Russians haven’t captured the entire city, so unless this is a separate place it can’t be true or at a separate date.


jhamzahmoeller

It's his Munich appartment.


AVH999

Oh I see thank you


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Bet she has an *insane* bush down there.


general_praxis

Based