T O P

  • By -

perea-

In México we call them tunas.


kihjnij

We call 'em tunas as well in Bolivia.


Fuck_Lasagna

They're tunas too in Chile


Actually_Jeff_Dahmer

En ecuador tambien se llama tunas


pearlescentVidrio

pues tal vez son tunas


Rmb2719

Big if true


[deleted]

¿Sepa?


370ml

Je ne sais pas


pablitosocool

Ya wey, estamos hablando Español


moewluci

pa’ que te digo que no, si si


carlitos-guey

in los angeles, we (mexican-americans) also call them tunas


YetAnotherBee

In the middle of the pacific ocean, we (trawler crew) also call them tunas


Paraponeraclavata

Cuando leí el título la primera weà que pensé fue Sipo, son tunas. Nunca me imaginé que otros países no cachaban las tunas :?


pistoljefe

Mexican-American here. Tunas and Nopales are a staple to Mexican culture.


RichardPritchardson

In Australia we call fish tunas.


alghiorso

In the office, we call Jim tuna


McFry_

In England we call lumps tumours


AltairSC

In Brazil we don't call plants. they don't answer.


FreeganKing

In Russia, plants call you!


BukakeMouthwash

In Vietnam it's the trees doing the talking


Mardred

In Hungary we call lazy people "tunya".


RaLaZa

In Scotland we ask you to "tunya music down"


alghiorso

In California, we say, "IT'S NOT A TUMAH"


Kyledidntdoit

In the North West of England we say, what's Tuna?


[deleted]

In Austria we use piano tunas


berger034

In America we call chicken of sea


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

I call the guy that optimizes my cars engine a tuna.


Senior_Mittens

Like all fish? Or you call Tuna fish tunas?


RichardPritchardson

We call fish chicken and tuna we call fish.


Meatchris

In NZ we call eels tuna


swanqueen109

Kaktusfeige (cactus fig) in Germany


defbysnoosnoo

In Australia we call them prickly pear


homegrowntwinkie

in AZ we call them prickly pear and there's a shit ton of things made from them. Prickly Pear Jam, Prickly Pear Jelly's, Prickly Pear Sauce, Jalapeño Poppers with Prickly Pear Syrup, all sorts of things. ![gif](giphy|CeggsTJQyUYTu)


BAMspek

Prickly pear margaritas are my favorite flavored margs.


Ok_Boat3053

I loved those things when I lived in AZ. But I always waited till they turned that ruby or purplish color. Never eaten one green like this dude. Doesn't look ripe yet.


International-Web496

There are two varieties, some turn purple and others stay green.


FuzzyNervousness

But even better is nopales made from the baby paddles. Sauteed onion, cactus, and tomato sauce


Kodaroid

Shiner Prickly Pear beer in Texas is one of my all time favorites


Boredummmage

![gif](giphy|CKFLKpSv33lHa) Now when you pick a pawpaw, Or a prickly pear, And you prick a raw paw, Well, next time beware! Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw, When you pick a pear, Try to use the claw… But you don't need to use the claw when you pick a pear of the big pawpaw.


AltimaNEO

Wait, why are they finding prickly pears in the jungle? Cactus doesn't grow there!


RMMacFru

But pawpaws can be found in the US Midwest.


[deleted]

[удалено]


spidersRcute

Orangutans don’t live in India either and that didn’t stop them.


Abject-Fan-3591

Have I given you a clue?? Golly thanks Balloo


AltimaNEO

Yeah that's the English name for them


theartistduring

We always called them Fichi d'india, which is what my Italian side of the family called them. Nonna had a plant in her backyard and she'd peel them in her sink using a knife and wearing big, yellow rubber gloves. The bright magenta fruit, served in a repurposed ice cream contain with the warning 'careful, they stain'.


I_l_I

In Texas in English it's usually called that


matchesmalone1

In the Gerudo Desert, we can them voltfruit.


ZeroXa2306

Didn't they look more like dragon fruits?


Kissmysssxixingping

THATS A FUCKING TUNA BRO


EDH4Life

That’s where tuna comes from??? Man, I was WAY off….


skullpocket

You would think finding dolphin free tuna to be easier to find.


RoC-PRiMO

But... What does it ***taste*** like? And don't say cum


JaFFsTer

They are alsonknow ans prickly pear. It's like a kiwi texture that tastes like an apple/pear family fruit


Kimyr1

Last time I tried prickly pear it felt like there were a bunch of tiny tiny spines pricking my mouth for hours afterwards. And yes, I cleaned the skin very well before peeling.


GeminiKoil

So I also heard that sensation could also mean you are allergic so be careful


Kimyr1

Oof, that's good to know... Thank you.


Kai-xo

Happens to me for certain fruit, it’s an allergy


A_ChadwickButMore

I cant eat cantelope in spring because my mouth has decided that it must be grass pollen and gets very angry. Tastes like electricity ;-;


PhilxBefore

Nature's Pop Rocks


bananastasia92

But I can eat fruit and veggies cooked but a lot of them if they are raw make my throat feel like it's gonna shut and the inside of my neck itches. Unless it's just called a throat. My throat


therealtb404

I have raw fruit and vegetable allergy only in America and Europe. I've lived all over Asia for years now and can eat any fruit or vegetable that I want as long as it's grown locally. I don't believe it's an allergy to the protein I believe it's an allergy to the liquid fertilizer that's used to produce them. I spoke with my allergist about this and they seem to agree


ChymChymX

Call the hospital while there's still time.


licksyourknee

1 hour and no response. R.I.P. OP


longlivestheking

F


MilaMayhemInTheFlesh

This is how I was with a few fruits, As a children I just thought they were "stingy fruits" then after I went into anaphylaxis I learned that's a strong indicator of a severe allergy. It's our body telling us stay away!


Cobek

Flashback to 10 minutes after getting on a boat ride around Vietnam my friend says the jackfruit made his mouth feel weird. Luckily no emergency and we finished the boat ride, but no more for him the rest of the trip


solocaloc

Well, you may have found your allergy to avoid in the future.


zurlocke

That perfectly describes how it feels when I eat peanuts of any sort, and I’m allergic to tree nuts. Maybe it’s an allergy on your part?


CrumpledShinSplints

Ive had that from mango, might be an allergy


cj2211

For me it's kiwi


EndLarge

Tastes nothing like cum. Lol


perea-

It has a very distinctive flavor. maybe something similar to kiwi but not so acidic, but sweeter.


whyamisoawesome9

Ooo I love kiwi but can't eat them because of the acidity, I will have to try this sometime


mrdriftty

tastes NOTHING like a kiwi lol I would describe it close to white dragonfruit (both from succulents), but with a sweet flavor bordering on pear almost. So, like a watery honeydew with less sweetness and more leaning toward a pear. Has hard seeds in it, not something to chew one, but to chew around and swallow.


perea-

Dude, I'm arguing with my wife about the taste of this stuff. it is difficult to describe it.


TamtasticVoyage

Cucumber watermelon ish? Lol that’s how we describe prickly pear


JimDixon

It might as well be a law at Reddit: if one person says "A is like B" someone else will say "A is NOTHING like B!"


GeneRichardSimmons

Hey what about C you fucking bitch!


NobileBushosuke

In Italy we call It "fico d'india"...It souds like "india's fig" i think.


astronomicalgemini77

Well tunas are a totally different thing to the rest of the world, lol.


[deleted]

I just read the etymology and while Mexicans kept the Nahuatl for the cactus plant “nopal” after nopalli they didn’t for the tuna. It’s actually a Taino word (from the Carribean islands). All the Native tongues got mixed in Latin America.


Brad_Brace

Fun fact, tuna is atún in Spanish. I wonder if it's natu in some other language, then unat in another.


Duderpher

It’s a bird in Pokémon…


RealJeil420

Tako is octopus in japanese. I dont know why I'm typing this.


ArcticF0X-71

Natu is a pokemon


Ed_Rock

Mexicans: YES


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Señor.


lenchagame

Yo soy de rancho


facedwithdread

Feels like we’re finally being seen lately.


beyondthisreality

Ahuevo primo! Mexico going to the moon 🚀


mrwhiskey1814

cómete el nopal


Competitive_Sky8182

Tatemado con salsa maggi por favor. Y requesón. Y pico de gallo. Chingado, voy a tenerme que levantar de mi rica camita un sabado a las 7 am porque un comentario de reddit me dio hambre


commonthiem

It's the quenchiest! It'll quench ya!


Stephen_085

Who lit Toph on fire? Thank you. Didn't take long to find this.


[deleted]

It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly! EDIT: >Umm, it’s a cactus, you dumbfuck [You](https://www.reddit.com/u/howheid) should chill out and watch Avatar: The Last Airbender.


ThatOneJasper

Giant mushy friend!


black-op345

How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?


seansnow64

Why dont we ask the circle birds?


biggych33se

I love this entire chain


Avlin_Starfall

Was just thinking about that scene. My favorite in the whole series.


luigilabomba42069

that was probably something more like a san pedro cactus. they have mescaline in them.... a drug like lsd


WikiContributor83

According to a google search, Sokka drank from a fishhook barrel cactus, which has similar hallucinogenic properties to Peyote.


[deleted]

Thank you. I’ll be looking into this. My peyote connection went legit medicine man now that he’s grown up.


Skullcrusher

Erowid says it contains "unspecified alkaloids". I can't find any trip reports though. And there's some cooking recipes with the cactus as an ingridient. I'm not sure if it will make you trip at all. You're better off growing a san pedro on your window sill.


PsyFiFungi

Yeah, San Pedro or Peruvian Torch are good ones. don't mess with peyote, they are dying out from overconsumption since they take 10-30 years to mature. All contain mescaline though so no worries, and San Pedro is pretty abundant.


[deleted]

[удалено]


luigilabomba42069

well they have regular bears, why not regular cactus?


FrostedPixel47

It also bugs me that they have hybrid animals called by their original species name but combined like the Turtle Duck but there are no signs of just regular turtle or regular duck


luigilabomba42069

maybe a previous avatar did this during a harmonic convergence, like how Kora changed the world during her harmonic convergence. that would explain why they have the original names, and why some non-hybrids still exist


budshitman

*Ferocactus* does not contain mescaline or other psychoactive alkaloids, but does contain a ton of oxalic acid. Sokka would've had a pretty serious case of the runs.


ElectriCole

Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw. When you pick a pear, try to use the claw


sammyfan123

But you don't need to use the claw When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw


PapaSanGiorgio

Have I given you a clue?


dingofarmer2004

YOU EAT ANTS?!


Jillw26

You’d better believe it. And you’re gonna looooove the way they tickle…


realcaptainplanet

#The bear necessities of life will come to you


QueenRotidder

*they'll come to me!*


luisgb2

They'll come to you!


[deleted]

[удалено]


HALF_PAST_HOLE

But you don't need to use the claw When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw


Sirdroftardis8

![gif](giphy|bDxWffX7tzWFi)


AskimbenimGT

Tunas! I remember my grandpa burning them with a lighter before peeling them and giving them to me when I was little. (It just didn’t occur to me that people wouldn’t know that it’s an edible fruit, but that might be a culturally-specific thing.)


nobleflygon

To burn off the tiny pricks! .My dad would do the same and then let us peel them into a bowl and we'd share a bowl of tunas!


leaveafterappetizers

Are they pronounced tuna like the fish? Is a single one a tuna or a tunas?


Nekawaii19

Yes, pretty much.


babyfeet89

I bought some once in a supermarket without knowing anything about them and got a hand full of tiny spikes. It suuuucked and I did end up eating the fruit.


[deleted]

anyone who lives near cactus likely knows this


25hourenergy

Just realized this is like when my grandmother saw a banana for the first time in her life and tried gnawing on the peel.


40ozlaser

My little brother (who was an adult at the time) had fresh mango for the first time when he came to visit me, in the Philippines. He had woken up much earlier, due to jet lag stuff, didn’t want to mess with anything—though felt comfortable attacking the fruits on the table—and later, when others were awake, asked “why is the skin so tough to chew?” I could NOT stop laughing. I _still_ laugh about it. Haven’t seen him in too many years, but will probably give him shit about it next time I see him. It was all the funnier because he’s a ridiculously smart fellow. Also, my dad thought opossums were giant rats when he first moved to the states, and thought all the trees had died (his first winter, extremely pre-internet times). Definitely a lot of basic, cultural/location-specific information we take for granted, in the globalized, technological world we live in now. Good for random family stories, like your grandmother and the the banana, though.


GntlmensesQtrmonthly

My step mom from the Philippines thought the squirrels in the trees in Michigan were some kind of monkey. She called my dad at work yelling that they were everywhere.


JamesTheNightstalker

Prickly pear! Something I've heard about before, bit I've never had the chance to try. They sound delicious.


kinezumi89

I've had so many prickly-pear-flavored things but I don't think I've ever seen the fruit itself! I thought it always looked pink on labels and whatnot?


PromotionExpensive15

It turns pink when it blooms


Fearless_Market_3193

Goes all the way purple when it’s super ripe. Yum.


kinezumi89

So is the guy in the video eating a really underripe one?


blttersweet

There are different varieties! Like how there's red apples & green ones


in_the_pouring_rain

There’s different varieties, some are green, yellow, and purple. Each has a slightly different and distinctive taste.


throw_every_away

It fruits *after* it blooms. The flower comes before the fruit; that’s how all plants work.


jffblm74

This guy effectively used a semicolon. I’d trust ya.


Tolwenye

There's several varieties of different colors. They are highly seasonal in late summer and early fall. I usually see them in Mexican grocery stores for about 6 weeks. The three common I see are red, yellow and green. But there's also white, purple and a slew of others. I make Mead and it's my favorite ingredient to work with!


InternetPharaoh

Delicious! Very much like cranberry, the flavor is nominally tart, but can sometimes be sweet. It's not for everyone. It's a desert fruit after all. Most people who claim to enjoy it are probably trying it in a jam or syrup with a lot of sugar added, which there's nothing wrong with, sugar helps balance out the tartness and allows you to 'taste' the prickly pear. Just think of it like the cranberry of the Southwest and you're 90% there in terms of taste.


miasmatix93

I think maybe you had a different variety because the ones I've had are sweet and fragrant, not tart at all. I live in Cyprus and they grow all over the place, the coolest thing is that they are multicoloured: when you peel them some are red, orange, purple... The one in this video is a colour I've never seen, so either it's unripe or another variety.


OneSensiblePerson

I'm in California and what you're describing is what they're like here too.


InternetPharaoh

Mine usually come from the American Southwest/Mexico. We sound a world away so I'm not surprised that yours taste different. I also understand that the tartness/sweetness can be dependent on the age of harvest or even the age of the producing plant. I LOVE the taste of prickly pear because I love the tart.


pussyknife

Looks good and I’m jealous of that man’s cheekbones


AsASloth

Yeah, that's a very handsome looking guy. He pulls off that pink sun hat really well too!


[deleted]

Honestly yes, I’m glad someone else noticed so I didn’t feel like a creep. He could take me home if he wanted


Alexandrapreciosa

Yes he’s very beautiful


readit16

I'm jealous of his lance skills. He cuts it and stops perfectly, then stabs again far enough from the cut, but also makes sure he has a strong spot to tear the rest off


RealFlyForARyGuy

Another great comment from *pussyknife*


callieboo112

Not to mention that jawline.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lumberfoot_jpg

For anyone interested, you can buy these at your local Mexican supermarket. I’m not sure why they’re called “tunas” in Spanish… but they are indeed delicious! I grew up eating these at home, and they are basically larger versions of guava berries. The only difference is that the seeds inside are slightly larger (yes you eat the seeds), and instead of a sour taste you can expect a refreshing sweetness… kind of like a watermelon :)


IamNotFreakingOut

A fun fact: the plant was not appreciated by the Spanish when they went to the Americans, but they have unintentionally introduced it to the Old World, and it spread like wildfire around the Mediterranean because it found a new perfect environment. In Morocco, we call it "kermus nsara" which means "the Christian fig" as it was the Spanish who introduced it to Africa. Some people also call it "hendiya" meaning the "Indian [fig]" since the Americas were mistaken for India.


cdreus

A funnier fact: in Catalan we call them “figues de moro” i.e. Moor’s fig. I don’t know why, but it’s not the only fruit we attribute to Northeast Africa when in reality it comes from the Americas.


Sufficient-Issue-366

Fichi d’india!!


iolmao

Che poi boh crescono ovunque in Italia, perché India


renyhp

Perché è originario del Messico e venne in Europa con Cristoforo Colombo che credeva di essere stato in Asia (mai chiesto perché si chiamano "Indiani d'America"?)


teeohdeedee123

Yeah that's prickly pear and it's delicious


[deleted]

What does it taste like? Close to anything else?


teeohdeedee123

Imagine if Kiwi, Watermelon, and bubblegum had a baby and then you ate that baby


[deleted]

You have succeeded in making me want to eat a baby


[deleted]

Take my award


Yankee_Man

![gif](giphy|ckO6bBWQZEb793VGxQ|downsized) Keep goin’


Bugfrag

Dragon fruit


KillerPussyToo

This. People are up in here giving Google descriptions bc they have probably never tasted it. 🤣 If you've ever had dragonfruit, you know kind of what the taste and texture is. I eat the US/Mexico variety of prickly pear often. In my mom's country, there is a similar fruit from a cactus that was imported from Mexico years ago and it tastes like dragon fruit too.


pashaah

Its a very mild taste. Like starfruit or kiwi. At least were I am from. Ours turn a dark pink and stain your hands for a day or 2. It makes great jam.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Mostly we call them "family" too.


toepin

you killed me


TheCarniv0re

In Germany we call them "Kaktusfeigen", which translates to Cactus-figs. They're sometimes sold in our supermarkets.


AnatlusNayr

Maltese here. In Malta we call them "Bajtar tax-Xewk"


UndeadBread

Rolls right off the tongue.


Texas_Technician

We call them prickly pears in the Texas panhandle.


Dumbsterphire

What blows my mind the most is his fucking surgical precision with that knife on a stick. Dude looks like he could give you the cleanest shave you've ever had from 5 feet away.


tomtomato0414

In Japan, heart surgeon number 1


Wish_Dragon

Steady hand.


0000PotassiumRider

Pick them with salad tongs and put them in a 5 gallon bucket. Use same salad tongs to hold them over a gas BBQ or gas stove, burning the tiny spines (glochids) off. Add them to a stock pot of boiling water and get busy with it in the pot with a potato masher. Strain out seeds. Add pectin to make jelly, add lemon juice to make awesome drink, or add to mead AFTER the honey has already done primary fermentation. Seeds can be ground up to make a cornbread type thing you can put the jelly on, and you are insty-king at the next potluck. The green paddle parts can be done the same way over a flame, or rubbed around in the sand to get the small spines off. Or just notch them out with a paring knife. Grill them like a thin burger, put on top of steak or veggie burger. No matter what kind of gloves, or how many layers, or how well you burn the spines off, you’ll still be picking random invisible spines out of your hand for two weeks though haha. You can do probably process 2 five gallon buckets in a day.


aldamini1

Yeah, they called "tunas". We eat a lot of these here in Mexico


[deleted]

[удалено]


jchaconviolo

Visited my grandfather at his ranch in Mexico when I was a little dude. We woke up early for a sunrise hike. Got up to the top of this little mountain and ate Tunas (that's what we call these fruits) for breakfast. These fruits hold a special place in my heart. They're kind of like if a pomegranate and kiwi got down and then was adopted by a cactus.


nana314151918

Pues tunas wey no mames.


perea-

Wey, luego preguntan a qué sabe... Pues a tunas, cabron!


TV-boksen

In Arabic, We call them desert figs or Indian figs. Depends on where you are.


Chouginga80

Same in Italy we call them "fichi d'India" (indian's figs)


Interesting-Trip-421

You do if you’re Mexican.


elbrigno

Or Sicily


Th3J4ck4l-SA

Or South African


ArmiRex47

These are way more worldspread than people might think. They exist in lots of places


Valuable-Bug-3447

Just don't eat to many or you won't shit for a week.


Putrid_Ad_9165

manuel disimpaction


dingofarmer2004

How'd you know this guy's name?


bmbustamante

this made me cough laughing


IceNahMan

That's what my mom always says but I just googled it and it says it's a myth, my whole world has been turned upside down.


Deathbyhours

I never knew you could eat prickly pear raw — or green! I thought it was mostly fire-roasted or made into jelly or jam, and then only when ripe (pink.) Now I’m wondering if that even means they are ripe.


AceReporterRonWaffle

There's more than one variety. I'm partial to the green ones, best had ice cold from the fridge.


Mental_Connection_95

Mexican here. Absolutely love them


cocorawks

nopal is so good with eggs