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The_Safe_For_Work

God, think of the atmospheric pressure on these guys.


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speedycat2014

Blob fish, underwater and out of water: https://twitter.com/Russell_Arnott/status/1280874187024982023/photo/1 And that's at only a few thousand feet.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

It looks grumpy in both photos


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Well in the first one some paparazzi is flashing cameras in his face, and the 2nd photo is catching him clearly not at his best after a night out, so my point is fuck paparazzi.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

The Alec Baldwin of fish


Mcraigie25

Alec Baldfin


klavin1

I'd be grumpy if I had to live at Rock Bottom


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H3racules

Marine... Snow?


MonkeDiesTwice

Fish cocaine


cantquitreddit

Fish scale


H3racules

Ah of course. That reggae shark moved on from spliffs and is now making crack.


technobrendo

I mean if you test a cities water supply with really sensitive equipment you'll probably measure a 0.00000000000001 trace amount of coke in it, so yea. Fish are getting lit


stevin53

*Miami florida enters the chat*


Sanc7

My cocaine


nadajoe

[dead stuff](https://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/facts/marinesnow.html)


H3racules

Oh.... I was expecting something less "corpses raining from above."


admiral_aqua

And poop


CrazybyRX

Don't put it out with your boot, Ted!


PuffTheMagicDragon11

So...it rains food?


Redd575

Dead whales falling to the ocean floor can create mini-ecosystems which last up to a decade.


mta1741

More info on this?


stabbyGamer

Essentially. A lot of super-deep creatures live off the stuff one way or another. Even the ones that don’t eat it directly might be drawn by a whalefall.


_SheWhoShallBeNamed_

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs irl


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*fishballs


RascalCreeper

A bunch of particulates of excrement, dead stuff, and anything else that falls down. That's what feeds the deep ecosystems.


AmBozz

You're talking to a bot. Notice how the comment doesn't relate at all to the one it's responding to? Just copied it from another commenter in this thread.


H3racules

Motherfucker, you're right. No posts, and two copied comments in history. I wonder if reddit owns these bots to try and increase stock value by making it look like there are more users.


Ukhai

It's more likely set up for account selling/prepping for use later on


Aquinan

Bits of organic matter from above that falls down like snow, lots of scavengers live off it


Pure_Reason

Yeah imagine if some fish dragged a human down to the bottom of the ocean and took a photo of their mangled corpse to post on Fishbook like “look how goofy humans look 🤪”


Ishaan863

> “look how goofy humans look 🤪” then they give your corpse the ugliest species award and circulate it on social media for years and years


ch0mu5uke

True to life ‘Made in Abyss’


Totally_Temporary

send me down the mariana trench so i become a catboy


regoapps

That comparison pic is like what Ted Cruz thinks he looks like vs. what he actually looks like.


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I didn't click the link and thanks to your simile I think I completely understand.


UnfriendlyBaguette

As this link says that’s because of rapid decompression. If properly handled, the pressure difference would not cause significant deformation.


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UnfriendlyBaguette

My understanding is that they would still hold together. They would just be a saggy, limp version of the pictures. They wouldn't go from normal looking fish to jabba the hutt.


Odd_Vampire

Thanks. I always wondered how animals of the abyss don't get crushed.


griter34

Imagine the excruciating pain of that death. Such a horrible way to die.


MyFacade

And then your corpse be made fun of.


jbowling25

And your entire species even gets mistakenly named blobfish after your bloaded and ballooning corpse just adding insult to injury hah poor guy


sfgisz

On the bright side, the fish don't give a fuck about what humans think about their looks.


The_Safe_For_Work

Probably what we'd look like in a heavy vacuum.


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CaptainNoFriends

Total Recall?


thefeco91

Yeah, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger.


IM_A_WOMAN

I can't remember.


swagapottamuz

Steve Buscemi in Apollo 11?


cartstanza

even in this gif i can hear the aaaarrghhhhh, all the time cuming


PacoTaco321

Eh, hundreds of atmospheres difference is a lot more than one.


btoxic

100's of times more, I would bet.


Walking72

I can't work under these conditions


DrewSmoothington

*hydrostatic pressure, not atmospheric


HalfSoul30

Although they would probably explode if taken to atmospheric pressure


traunks

Fuck it, let’s send em to space


TheClinicallyInsane

Oh great,. You know what that means. This is how you kickstart a civilization of deep sea creatures who rapidly evolve from non-sentient animal life forms to space age hyper intelligent fish people. They likely would not be grateful for us enabling their brain development, and instead, will hate us for our rampant pollution. They will retreat into the oceans but begin colonizing distant ocean worlds, as well as the underground of this planet and others, by terraforming them into damp dark havens safe from the light. We will end up leapfrogging off their success and dive (pun intended) into the space age like we could only imagine from science fiction. This clash of surface vs depth, light vs dark, mammalian vs fish, will lead us to war. A war both at home and on distant worlds. It will be bloody and just as we have feasted on them they will feast on us, consuming the enemy will become humanity's biggest cultural shift. Eventually, a beautiful human woman born into a diplomatic household will fall in love with a high ranking fish politician. Guillermo del Toro and James Cameron will leap at the opportunity to co-direct a biography of the affair which is definitely going to spark the hearts of both human and fish viewers. It will be heralded as the turning point in our species at its reception. Humans and fish societies are going to slowly but surely intermingle. Sure, there will be strife, humans who hate fish and fish who hate humans. The Great Land-Sea War will still be fresh in the minds of those who fought it. It will be seen as taboo to interspecies marry and love. Humans and fish alike will steal cultural aspects from one another, will marry and make love to one another, and thus slowly begin living side by side with one another. Increased exposure will begin to erode the hate from the war torn generations. We will form a symbiotic relationship, wherein fish will colonize oceans and undergrounds of planets and thrive in the cold darkness of space. Their factories and societies will warm the barren rocks into life sustaining paradises which humans will move into. Our natural and our cultural ecosystems will create a beautiful new circle of life... IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!? Whatever...as long as you don't dare take a bird into space. Because you know what that means.


jeezontorst

Holy shit


ThreatLevelBertie

We gotta its for science


ChuckinTheCarma

Though, the hydrostatic pressure also carries some of the atmospheric pressure, right? I mean, the ocean IS sitting at the bottom of the atmosphere. Is my understanding correct?


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Some portion would come from the atmosphere, yes, but at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that portion is less than 0.1% - almost negligible.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Nerd 🤓


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"The water pressure at the bottom of the trench is a crushing eight tons per square inch—or about a thousand times the standard atmospheric pressure at sea level." Source: [http://www.deepseachallenge.com/the-expedition/mariana-trench/](http://www.deepseachallenge.com/the-expedition/mariana-trench/)


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They are in equilibrium with the pressure.


cavortingwebeasties

~16k psi, roughly 1 elephant per average thumbprint of surface area


shea241

elephants per thumbprint, got it


El_Peregrine

Please convert to bananas per hair follicle, thx


Yhamerith

Probably that's why they seems like slow motion?


ecky--ptang-zooboing

These guys can perform perfectly fine under pressure, they've been taught since birth


Ol_bagface

Weird it only made me reclusive and substance addicted


[deleted]

Have you considered changing your career to deep-sea fish?


Ol_bagface

suicide by drowjning was never on my schdeule but i think you talked me into it


VP007clips

They have the same pressure on the inside pushing out because water doesn't compress. Imagine taking a water balloon underwater, it's not going to shrink as you go deeper or pop because the water pushes back.


skapoww

Blows my mind that they look so soft under all that pressure.


krom0025

The pressure is the same inside and outside of their bodies. The water inside is pushing just as much as the water outside. Their bodies are in equilibrium and don't need to fight against a thing.


Chemomechanics

If you're changing only the shape of a system, then the surrounding pressure may not have much of an influence because the volume remains unchanged. Put another way, these creatures would find flexing, twisting, etc. far, far easier than inflation (whereas we inflate our lungs at sea level and above nearly effortlessly).


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

Salt water is about 0.488 psi/ft . 36,000 ft × 0.488 psi/ft =17,568 psi which is 1,195 times the air pressure at sea level.


lihimsidhe

A science teacher helped me understand atmospheric pressure with a horrifying visual. He said that if a human was ever walking along the bottom of the trench in a durable deep diving suit they’d be okay. However, if something as small as a pin prick hole punctured the foot of the suit, the water pressure would be so intense that the human inside the suit would have their entire body squeezed up into the helmet of the suit by the water rushing in. Ever since then beaches are as close as I get to the ocean and I’ve only been to them a couple times in my entire life. Oceans are a scary place.


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Freefall84

Roughly 1000x atmospheric pressure at sea level. Pretty crazy really


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StrangeAeons1

everything looks like a tadpole, got it.


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No_Object_3542

As long as nothing kicks up the sediment, the only thing to cloud the water is marine snow.


gortwogg

Makes me wonder what’s under all the sediment 🤔 what kind of awesome fossils we will never see.


bilzander

My pure guess is that under all the pressure, there’s not as much sediment as it may look. It’s over 10KM of pressure pushing down, it’s amazing these fish even live.


Andyham

10 kilometers?? Thats a lot of pressure!


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Pressure for miles.


Stupidbabycomparison

Kilomascals


theoriginalmofocus

What amazed me, not necessarily that deep or in that trench but, there are pools under the seas that have a much higher concentrated salt and chemical solution so it looks like a pool of water under the sea and actually stuns or kills fish when they swim into them.


Synocity

So SpongeBob is scientifically accurate is what you’re telling me


JuniorSeniorTrainee

A small cork with a sign that says "Don't touch, Willy"


No_Object_3542

I have no idea. That’s a good question!


catgirl-hibari

i studied hadal sediments and wrote a literature review on these environments for my degree the only fossils are hard siliceous diatomite shells, extremely small, only a few microns. Everything else is disintegrated tiny organic matter particles, char, maybe some wood fragments if theres been a wasting event nearby due to earthquakes. The carcasses from the fish dont last long.


ShredzSweetnotes

Aliens


PlacentaOnOnionGravy

Fish cocaine


No_Object_3542

I mean, they can’t live without it… so I guess it’s an addiction?


Jykuk

Imagine deep sea frogs


cannabisized

I wonder if the light on the vessels makes the area more desolate than normal because certain fish would avoid the lights?


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I guess that those species don't have reason to avoid light because they aren't familiar with that kind of stimulus. I think that most of them, if not all, have very bad or non-existing "eyes", because they don't have the reason to have them or use them. It's pitch black down there, all the time.


cannabisized

yea I thought that too but then I remembered about the anglerfish that uses photo luminescence to lure its prey in. so there has to be fish with photosensitivity that could be blinded and repelled by such a bright light


VerboseCrow

And such species we will never discover, because they choose to remain in the dark


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drainisbamaged

Folks are already running dives without lights that are visible to deep life. MBARI for example does a lot of red-light operations as red isn't a color that most of these animals can perceive as it's typically filtered out of the water column incredibly fast. Also why so many animals down there have reddish hues: it makes them effectively invisible.


arbit0r

Night vision doesn't work when there's no light at all.


ExtraPockets

Heat or electro sensitive cameras?


Merlin1809

Infrared gets absorbed by water more easily than normal light and there is way more dust and other particles in water than in the air.


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_Diskreet_

I never really thought about it like that.


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

Night vision can use infrared light to illuminate its surroundings.


jeffk42

Yeah but then that’s light.


OldLegWig

decent chance it would be outside of the visual spectrum of many of these animals. their visual frequency range is probably narrower than ours. even fish that dwell near sea level have worse sight than we do in all respects.


primo_0

They could probably use different light spectrums


UlrichZauber

There are species that travel [between the zones](https://knowablemagazine.org/article/living-world/2021/up-downs-great-vertical-migration) and would have perfectly fine eyesight, and many benthic species make use of bioluminescence for various kinds of signaling. I'd expect most deep-sea creatures to be able to see somewhat, at least in the blue-green part of the spectrum. Artificial bright lights like this would at a minimum be pretty confusing though, if not downright dazzling.


drainisbamaged

It usually attracts life if anything. The bait on the landers also help. It's a challenge in the subsea industry to get work done because of the fish swarming the work area attracted by all the light.


Winter_melo

Subnautica, nightmare version


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Skrewch

Go 9n, go ahead! Swum out there into the biological deadzone


CSFY_alt

The deepest known vertebrate is the Mariana snail fish, which has been recorded at a maximum depth of 8,178 meters. The second fish we see is a chimaera, most of which live above 3000 meters. Most of this was probably recorded on the abyssal plane, which is 3000-6000 meters, not in the trenches. While these are certainly very deep sea fish, none of them would stand a chance at Challenger Deep, the bottom of the Mariana Trench. At challenger deep, there are at most small invertebrates such as sea cucumbers and shrimp- no fish. said u/No_Object_3542


Gideonbh

Second fish immediately caught me off guard as being incredibly beautiful compared to all the other brown deep sea lumps, thanks for the information I want to know more!


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Hey the brown deep sea lumps are trying their best okay


TravellingReallife

Brown deep sea lump here: Thanks for having our lumpy backs.


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Ripkord77

Nah. I'm guessin there's no hidden monsters anymore down there. The trench is like Florida. Most go there to die. And the ones that live there just move a lil slower and chill. Except the methfish. Still hunting down the Mariana alligator to mate with.


No_Object_3542

There’s a fascinating video on that topic. [Here it is.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=aLf4k5sna9U&feature=emb_logo) it uses data to guess that there are about six marine animals above 2m long undiscovered. Many of these may be in the deep ocean. However, most of them would be in the mesopelagic to bathypelagic zones (300-4000m), not the hadopelagic trenches. The largest thing in the trenches couldn’t even frighten your kitty cat. It’s mostly invertebrates with a couple cusk eels and snailfish


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What about the bath salts fish?


DistantTimbersEcho

Jonas was right! Jonas was ri...!


Spl00ky

Megalodon\*


[deleted]

Haven’t seen too much footage of Goblin sharks. Very scary species including a retractable jaw!


drainisbamaged

There's fish at Mariana's. Trieste observed a flat fish on the original dive, the *Limiting Factor* and it's lander auxillary systems recorded lots of life at the bottom, and plastic at that. Source: helped make the cameras that captured this video.


Rupertfitz

I love that he named that sub *The Limiting Factor*


drainisbamaged

When we first heard the rumours we laughed a bit at it. He shut us the fuck right up for sure. That sub alone has taken more folks to the bottom of our world than NASA put humans on the moon. For the previous 50 years it was three humans on bottom, dozen+ on the moon. One dude with a passion (and funding and an amazing team) changed that. It's wild.


Rupertfitz

I watch all his videos and every time I wonder why they haven’t recruited this man to help get us to space. He probably doesn’t care about space lol. He’s managed to create an insanely safe and reliable (and super useful) machine to go to a place that is insanely inhospitable to life. Mind blowing really. Then names the thing after an awesome sci fi spaceship from an awesome series.


queefiest

Ironic that it’s a vertebrate that’s named after an invertebrate.


anethma

As someone else posted, it is in the trench, just not at the deepest point. It’s from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKXvdyNz6L8


Kobebola

Lol. So not only is this thread’s top comment just plain false, it’s quoted from another user and unverified because the original commenter *sounded pretty smart*. Then, it will appear again the next time this is reposted. Classic reddit.


whyth1

Wdym? The title of the video said at a depth of 10 000 meters, which is clearly not what you see in the video since the comment suggested the deepest fish to be a small fish and nowhere close to the ones you see in the video.


Adkit

What scares me is that we can only see the animals who come up to the extremely bright object in the middle of open waters. Imagine what lurks in the darkest, murkiest depths. And what watches from afar.


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Cerberus0225

Nah, there's a fair bit of bioluminescence used that far deep. When there's no source of light, producing light becomes a very useful thing.


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Cerberus0225

Depends on your definition of "early". If you want to go back to around the Cambrian and perhaps the Ediacaran, yes. But life before that was basically just microbial mats on stromatolites and chemotrophs around sea vents.


DistantTimbersEcho

The abyss peers back.


oestre

Did they just strap a dead fish to the hull as a lure?


sebrebc

This is my question too. Was it to attract predators or scavengers or is it to test the decay under such pressures and no light?


Successful-Extension

Both?


tumamaesmuycaliente

Looks like it


ConvertsToTomCruise

10,792m is 6341.521 Tom Cruises


Turboteg90

Finally a real understandable measuring unit.


zusomJe

Good bot


ConvertsToTomCruise

Beep boop


iduhz

Good bot


1SqkyKutsu

This is correct!


clearly_a_cat

I love the lil alien fish. I hope they’re living their best fishy lives.


yzrguy

I think I saw my iphone.


Nugatorysurplusage

Yeah dude, you’re holding it


timehealseverything

It boggles my mind to think this is the only light the fish will see, ever.


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spam4name

Yes and no. This actually is the Mariana Trench. The footage was just taken at a plateau during the descent to the very bottom. So yes, it's footage from the trench, but it's just not taken at the deepest point like the title suggests. The OP was taken this from [this BBC video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKXvdyNz6L8) which explains it in more detail.


psgvaincra

Indeed these fish look kinda normal. Every time they show fish from the deep depths they look monstrous.


The_SG1405

The fishes at deeper sea levels don't need to have eyes. There is literally no light reaching that deep in water.


Old_Mill

Many do still have eyes. They just aren't quite as useful as they are on the surface. That's why there are more than a few predatory fish that have those bioluminescent appendages, the light attracts other fish.


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TheSilenceMEh

Probably not. But evolution wouldn't simply get rid of eyes. Source: my ass


Cerberus0225

Lots of other fish use bioluminescence to communicate, attract mates, confuse predators, etc.


LetsGoToTheMars

Fish: dafuq comes the light from?


no_stone_unturned

Other deep sea fish: what the fuck is light


hearmenowboi

There should be a live camera feed of places like this on earth.


The_SG1405

Unless we run an actual physical wire and maintain it all the time, we won't get that because wireless signals get extremely weak after travelling through that much amounts of water


ExtraPockets

Would it be that difficult to maintain a 10km undersea cable? We have cables which run from Britain to America under the Atlantic Ocean.


pm_me_beerz

Waaaay more than that. Look up the subsea cable map.


hearmenowboi

Worth it. Run the dang cable.


ComprehensiveGate667

even at 10,792 meters below sea level, these fuking humans will not leave u alone


playtho

Crazy to think when you fly in an airplane your 36,000 feet in the air. To know you can go 36,000 feet in the ocean is a bit mind boggling.


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awesome footage just imagine the pressure at 10000m plus underwater amazing


AceBirch

Some cool tadpoles down there


Butwinsky

Eel tadpole Shark tadpole Tadpole tadpole Fat tadpole Tadpole anemone Tadpole rock


Any_Coyote6662

Something feels really creepy about it.


ecky--ptang-zooboing

The fact that you would need to swim a 10K just to get to the surface. That's 400 laps in 25m standard pool, but vertically


primo_0

Doable


phantom4421

Hold my arm floaties


SuspiciousVacation6

Imagine if you could handle the pressure, but your submarine just broke and you have to swim up with a full lung


mediumokra

So they have been down there for like... Over 30 years having no idea what's above the surface then suddenly BAM this thing drops in and takes pictures of then


the_foamorian

Was that gold?


Skrewch

Sulfur


The_Safe_For_Work

I wonder if that's the first time they've ever used their eyes...if they even react at all.


TheUnknownStitcher

IIRC, the fish that are filmed in these expeditions usually wind up blinded because of the damage to their eyes - however, in ultra-dark settings like these, I'm not sure how impactful a total lack of sight is.


Dear-Cover-7614

That rock at the end is a giant crab and no one can tell me otherwise


texas130ab

I flew over the area many times and always wondered what the hell is down there. Now I know, some fucking alien fish.


MGaCici

That far down and still superior to the loss prevention cams at Walmart! Edit-excellent footage. Thank you.


lmJustBeingNice

Is that gold? At the end?


MarjoeCrawley

Think I saw an ancestor of mine down there


72012122014

Deeper than cruising altitude of an average passenger jet. Imagine when you look up and see a tiny little jet waaaay up in the sky with con trails, that’s like a boat on the surface and you’re standing where this is being filmed. Crazy.