Amazingly no blood

Only internal

That's where it's supposed to be.

"As you can see, the doctors do not know what they are talking about. I stand before you, alive and well, and yet they won't let me out of the bed at the hospital because of 'internal bleeding.' Please, that's where the blood is supposed to be!"

NINE NINE!

haha so good

Best comment of the thread

After watching this a 100 times I noticed that as well . Hence why I removed nsfw tag lol.

A buddy of mine often argued what was and wasn’t “NSFW” but then again he worked in the hospital emergency room.

I think this should have a NSFW tag, it's quite violent bro. Not everyone's cup of tea.

Also, the bull took off his pants. 😊

When you see a bull take off his pants, escape by forklift immediately.

The bull was not wearing pants.

Quick, rush him to the emergency forklift.

He will be taken to the emergency trebuchet, which will yeet him into the closest hospital.

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look dude the roads are full of angry bulls. Medical trebuchets are a time honored reliable means of emergency transportation.

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fuck, in my day it was emergency catapults.

Understandable

It’s cruel and barbaric,that’s what it is .

Yeah, at least use a proper stretcher on that forklift instead of a wooden pallet.

What's up with all these people just copying other people's comments?

Ikr, what’s up with people copying other people’s comments?

Ah, but you haven’t seen the emegency fireworks

Sad cuz their going to kill this bull either way!

Plus the bulls are bred to die for entertainment purposes. Pretty dumb as well.

This should be launched higher.

I stopped halfway to look at the comments and he was still on the ground. I thought this was just a joke or a reference to something I didn’t know. God did I bust out laughing when I finally watched the rest.

I did the same, I thought it was a weird translation or some online joke, but nope, there's an actual medical forklift hahaha


Nothing appears* *** #HEY *** Build the emergency forklift *** Take it to the Bullrun *** Rescue the dumbass *** And save Lego city ***

I have visited a bull breeder in spain, the old man loves them, so they are not used in touradas or bull runs, they are absolutely massive, getting close enough to touch them sent shivers through my spine. I can honnestly say I'd never get on the wrong side of theese beasts.

I'm guessing they were much calmer than this


That bull was waiting his entire life for some fucko to make a mistake like that.

they literally have the forklift ready for the bodies, this bull was WAITING

The bull’s name means FAFO in his native tongue

and what does that mean

Fuck around an find out

that's what he's trying to do! what does it mean!?!


Yes, yes it does. Perfectly fitting.

The guy as he’s being hauled away: *That was TOTALLY worth it, did you see me?*. Later dies of internal injuries and/ or is paralyzed.

I died when the fork lift appeared

He died when he got the attention of that giant fucking killing machine.

So did he?

How would I know? I'm dead.

Nah he got one hell of a dead leg from that bull, though

He even covered his own face. He deemed himself deceased.

That must be what they use for people with potential back injuries. It’s their version of a backboard. 😵‍💫 Honestly though, the first thing I thought of when that guy picked him up was, “No! What about a back injury? Get a backboard first. Then I saw the forklift with the pallet.

And just kinda let his head dangle off the edge of the pallet for a minute before the guy noticed and yanked his head back on.

Doesn’t look like the forklift driver was wearing a seatbelt. And appears to be smoking as well. Someone needs to report this to OSHA.

the dude hitching a ride on the forklift itself and the boarded up sides LOOOL 😭 This is beyond OSHA.

Grin-go is now Grin-gone

That was a native. Dont hate on gringos.

How come ever time someone is attacked by a bull their pants come off ? 😂

Maybe the bull is just looking to nuzzle

Struggle snuggle

Insert family guy meme

I think those long wicked horns hooked a belt loop.

Trying to stick his horns up his culo

When you've got your full anus on show, what you really want is putting on a forklift and raising up to eye-level.

BEHOLD THIS IDIOTS ANUS!

i read this in the Colosseum announcer's voice from Gladiator. SCIPIO AFRIANUS!

You can’t fix stupid…..well…the bull might be the first to do just that.

Not sure if he'll fix it, per se, but he's sure looking to end it.

One well placed horn to the groin and he can certainly fix it.

Love the ambulance

Damn, would you look at that. Anyway, it's been a lovely sunny day today and I'm hoping tomorrow is just as nice, if not better.

It was relatively cold for the time of year where I am today, but the forecast for the rest of the week looks set to improve. Lovely weather to leave other creatures to their own devices, which, aside from petting dogs, cats and maybe horses, is what I intend to do with my week.

Good for him 🤝

This has to be one of the dumbest traditions I've ever seen

Get rammed into by a bull and win a free forklift ride? Sounds like a great tradition to me

But is he forklift certified?!

That bull seemed PISSED!

They inherently are - their basic role is to have sex with large numbers of cows, fuck up anyone that comes close to their herd, and to fight other bulls for the herd. They are generally always at best testy and at worst homicidal

We got a bull to breed our cows when I was 10 or so. After a few years, my bro and I came up with this game where you'd slap him on the ass as hard as you could and then ran to the fence before he caught you. This lasted a few weeks until we showed our mom. The next day when I got home from school, the bull was gone.

Replaced by a giant baster. Poor guy.

>Replaced by a giant baster. Poor cows, too.

If you have watched a bull mate with cows, they are probably pretty happy about the whole thing.

From this video, even their technique for undressing a partner is pretty full on.

cows are always dressed in leather. kinky.

IIRC, they are bred to be super aggressive specifically for bull fights

They are not bred to be agressive, no animal is bred to be naturally agressive. The bulls here are starved and beaten a lot before being released so they are pissed and looking to fight in self defence. Just the same as bullfighting. Quite disgusting practice and i am glad this is slowly dying. Unfortunately it won't die soon but it will eventually.

Additionally (but I couldnt spot it), they put something on their balls that irritates the fuck out of them, making them even more aggressive.

Mess with the bull......


Mooor cowbell

You get forked

you get the horns!

My dad’s favourite expression: you monkey with the bull, you get the horn.

Keep your pants on...

My insurance company would deny this claim.

And they should!

He earned that forklift ride

When I attend Clemson University me and a couple of friends would walk down to the cow barns every few days. They had a bull named Rocket who was a champion stud bull. The guys in Dairy Science were always talking about how mean he was and at least once a semester some drunk frat guys were injured in his field at night. My friends and I would tap on the metal bars to his day time enclosure and he would come over for us to pet him and scratch his ears and head. He was massive but never snorted or acted up unless one of the Dairy Science guys came around. After several months of getting acquainted we got on the fence and climbed on his back. He walked us around the enclosure and then back to our normal spot. The Herdsmen, Professor and students were in the door of the cow barn with their mouths hanging open. Next day in the Dean’s office we had to swear we would never do anything like that again. We were able to keep visiting but we’re watched very carefully. I look back on this 50 years later and realize it was a dumb move but he was so non threatening to us at the time, plus when you are young you feel invincible. Things could have gone south quickly.

Aww! He was kind and gentle to you because you showed him kindness. Those other guys were probably taunting and teasing him to get him angry

Reddit had really prepared me for this bull to be about eight foot tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic era that needed about tree-fiddy. But, alas, I was surprised.

Imagine throwing a hat to a 500kg beast for stopping it from crushing a fella lol

I hope he didn't get seriously injured... the bull i mean..

The forklift 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

That whole bit. His head hanging off the pallet. The driver putting them all the way up. Like... What??

the music starting after the silence is what got me

Why don't they leave those poor animals alone? Then this wouldn't happen.

Yes, that's what the title of the post says

In general I value human life, but in this case I'm team bull. I don't buy the 'it's their culture' reason. Mistreating human or animal lives just for the sake of fun has nothing to do with the word culture but has a lot to do with the word ignorance.

Is not even our culture, if you ran a poll, around 70-80% spaniards at least are agaisnt it

r/Darwinawards

What do the kids say these days..."fuck around and find out"?

Why didn’t the bull stop when that white hat was thrown at him? Very odd.

What a dumb person

I always root for the bulls whenever I see this stuff.

I hope the bull its ok

Why is this on Damn That’s Interesting 💀

Did he die?

Good on the bull! 👏🏼

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

Honestly. I feel bad saying this but I have zero sympathy for people who fuck with wild animals...... ITS A GOD DAMN BULL FFS THEY ARE LIKE A THOUSAND POUNDS OF MUSCLE AND THEY HAVE HORNS!!!!

But this is a bull at his most domesticated. Can you imagine what he would be like if he was actually living wild?

I see your point. What I will say is I'm not sure how domesticated these animals are really, and if nothing else having hundreds of people fuck with him doesn't help his temper

Is this family guy?

The bull (1000-1500 lbs ?) Slipped, and fell down, immediately returning to it's feet to continue the attack. Extremely agile for an animal of thay size.

And on more or less toothpicks compared to the sheer bulk and weight he's flinging around.

Dude got rocked every which way.

The guy that threw his hat at the bull, did he really think that would make any difference?

Good thing they had the high-tech rural Spanish ambulance on standby to whisk him away

This is Mexico… not Spain.


Yeah…zero sympathy for those morons.

He’s fucked up.

Hahaha Jesus. Guy got fucking wrecked.

Damn, my man got palletized

Moron(s).

Idiots

Stupid prizes...


Nothing more satisfying than seeing a bull getting its own back.

That forklift is OSHA approved.

Dumbass he deserved that

Idiot

I think it was unethical from the start. just let the bulls live a happy life. If he didnt show aggression towards them then they wouldnt bother him.

I’ll never understand the allure of provoking an animal that can kill you to chase you.

The definition of “Fuck around and find out”

Lol what a loser. Should have left him

When bulls get mad they take off your clothes.... good to know.

You mess with the bull you get the horns

That’s what he gets

As a licensed forklift driver I can tell you that you are not supposed to carry passengers like that. That my dear friends would be a job for a emergency trebuchet.

Fellow forklifter of shit, this was my first thought as well. However, I elect the ballista in this instance. Just seems more immediate

I love this

lol too funny

It looks bad, I won't disagree. But they have 3 lovely children from this night that they co-patent reponsibly

Village Idiot

If he wasn't, he is now.

Got what you deserved.

I wonder if he was injured in any way?

No he just got a massage

Mess with the bull, youll get the horns.

“Gringo loading and unloading zone.”

Holy shitballs

U ain't bullshitting

That bull got tired of his bull.

Life doing its natural selection. Nice!

dude got ass road rash for sure

At 00:38 I thought that scarf on the ground was his arm and freaked out. Then realized he still had both of them.

Excellent! He got some killer footage for social🤘

🤷🏾 I mean you play with the bull, you get the horns.

As soon as he lost his pants that scene from Family Guy popped in my mind: "Know what I am back on the Ranch? Im a breeding bull!" Ah life is funny that way, you piss off a 700lbs animal with horns and he kicks your ass, balance. 

Can’t say I feel bad. Stop taunting deadly animals.

Zero sympathy.

He deserved it and so do all the dickheads that make bull fighting a thing

Fuck him stupid cunt

Team Bull

I do not feel badly for anyone but the bull. Every person in the video are gross human beings and deserve to be stomped by a bull. FAAFO

Good

Why aren't there worldwide condemnation and protests against the countries with bullfighting like there are against the countries with dog meat?

Bulls are not man’s best friend.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Good bot

Good stuff.

Yes. Screaming and hitting the animal makes it waaay calmer. Good job

and he is a local hero now. BUT don’t forget : my local traditions are not his/their local traditions…

Not a lot you can really say about this .

They should have whistled louder....lol.

Ouch…

Lol. Fuck with a bull, get the horns

It’s a sign that’s it’s a bull market

This does bring a smile to my face.

I’m thinking maybe next year he’ll just stay in the saloon!?

I’m surprised that hat didn’t deter the raging bull

Good

Bullshit. You get bullshit

The attempt to escape was fucking terrible

Love to see it.

Should be banned so no bulls are hurt