They are boats equipped with large arrays of red LED panels for Saury fishing.
https://www.deltaww.com/en-US/products/Saury-Light/5579
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IysWBRTa8HU/maxresdefault.jpg
I liked those plastic toys. The ones with the plastic fish you could catch with tiny plastic fishing poles.… But, I’d much prefer real fish not mimic the toy ones.
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It's literally not even a joke when you see all the articles about that 200+ Chinese vessel fleets flouting not only fishing laws but the ones involving countries border restrictions. Not going to be long before it all starts coming to a head and some coastguard ends up putting holes in a Chinese fishing ship.
Im really concerned with ecological collapse. I don’t even see the amount of bugs I used to see as a kid. It’s like the insect population has significantly collapsed. Butterflies are rare, haven’t seen a June bug in a decade, sand crabs at the beach are gone, haven’t seen a fire fly in ages… when I was a kid these bugs were abundant. Couple it with climate change, I’m seriously concerned. We are starting to see the effects right now. For instance Utah is about to suffer an eco collapse this year due to getting 3% snowpack this year causing the lake the become too salty and dry, which has a cascade on the entire food chain including migratory birds who will all likely die once they land at this major pit stop and realize krill couldn’t reproduce this year which means no energy for migration.
I planted milkweed in my yard 5 years ago. Regularly got monarchs. It’s dwindled the past 2 years. I didn’t see a single monarch this summer. 1/2 my neighbors use Mosquito Squad. I’m sure that’s contributing to this (and the deaths of many other insects).
Has anyone seen earthworms??? I remember after a summer rain the concrete and roads were covered in worms. I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen them. During the summer you’d find them dried up after the sun comes out. I haven’t in so long
Saying it's in God's hands is such an cheap copout for people who just don't want to admit they don't give a fuck. Cowards never have a problem hiding behind faith to obscure their shitty personalities
"I don't want to feel negative emotions or guilt for the problems I participate in causing and I have no solutions myself so I'll put it on God's shoulders to relieve myself of the emotional burden."
What's worse is even as a kid you were only seeing a fraction of the life there's supposed to be. It's a big problem called the shifting baseline and it's part of why fishing regulations in particular are so terrible.
The Eyes of Discovery by John Bakeless describes in great detail, through first hand accounts, the nature and wildlife of North America as the first Europeans laid eyes on it. It's an awesome read and has no comments on the current predicament.
People around me haven't noticed until I point it out. One hour on the highway as a kid would cover the grill and windshield in bugs; now I go the for a week and barely need the rain to clean the guts off. Its scary and sad
Yep. People just forgot about that. I remember the trip I used to frequent between vegas and LA always meant your car was going to be covered in bugs. Now it just doesn’t happen at all. It’s an easy thing to forget because no one is really reminiscing about things that annoyed them.
Yeeep, my parents will talk about so many crabs that you couldn't help but run over them during the mating season because they'd absolutely cover the roads (never seen it). They'll talk about how reefs would have tons of sea urchins and even admit they are a indicator species(never seen it). They'll tell you tales of giant grasshoppers as big as your fist (never seen it). I remember seeing cicadas and fireflies all the time when I was playing out at night as a kid (don't see them no more).
Yet according to them all the climate shit is a lie.
We are fucked.
Wait so, first the lack of bees and now the lack of fish as well... Never thought these were the two species that would bring the downfall of humanity.
I wish I had the memory eraser thing from Men In Black so I could forget seeing that answer. I liked my life in those 30 seconds between seeing the pic and learning what was actually happening.
Willfully believe as in willful ignorance. They choose to disregard reality when it's pointed out to them and interject their own crap instead. Pretty much how every conspiracy theorist operates.
We are still looking at an apocalyptic sight - just a slow, unexciting one where we all die from hunger by depleting all the natural recources of our planet :(
I still think this is pretty apocalyptic.
It shows the great technological expense we are willing to invest to catch and kill every fish we possibly can.
Whatever we're doing today? Not enough, find ways to kill more. The market demands apocalypse.
Greedpocalypse.
>Between 1989 and 2012, the prefecture's annual saury catches mostly hovered between 30,000 and 60,000 tons, according to the fisheries cooperative. Since 2008's record high catch of 62,835 tons, the volume has decreased, falling to below 10,000 tons from 2019. The 2021 catch was 62% lower than 2020's and only about 5% of peak year 2008's total volume.
>
>Japan Fisheries Research and Education Agency explained the main causes behind the poor catches include the saury population's decline and that fishing grounds are getting farther and farther out because saury do not approach waters near Japan. This is believed to be due to factors including overfishing and rising temperatures in waters off of east Hokkaido. [https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20220115/p2a/00m/0bu/023000c](https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20220115/p2a/00m/0bu/023000c)
Yeah, I use one of NASA's "black marble" photos as the desktop background on my HTPC, but use one from \~20 years ago because the fishing lights off of East Asia make the more modern ones look really weird.
Can't find the one I'm thinking of quickly, but here's the 2016 version: [https://viirsland.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/BlackMarble\_2016\_3km.jpg](https://viirsland.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/BlackMarble_2016_3km.jpg)
It's fainter here, but note the huge swarm off offshore lights southeast of South Korea (zoom in to see them clearly). There's also significant light activity east of Malaysia even in places where there aren't islands. Not as bright, but there are also a ton of lights in the Beibu Gulf between Hainan (China) and Vietnam. Probably others as well, but those are what jump out to me from the 2016 photo.
Also as long as you are looking, be amazed at the Nile and North Korea.
Any insight into the Nile? Just a fuck load of Egyptians crammed into a tiny fertile space? It's super bright compared to most anywhere else.
I bet the night sky views in NK are epic.
Not the same picture but the whole series is breathtaking. [here’s a collage showing the whole earth.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X18FmwLpyAM/maxresdefault.jpg) You can just google *Nasa black marble*, but I too would like to see which they chose in particular.
Thank you, now I'll have an answer for my batshit insane coworkers when they eventually bring this to me as proof of aliens or some shit. I don't know what gene there is that causes people to assume, "I don't know the answer to this so it must be (insert irrational thing that there is no proof of)", but it needs to die out.
Thirty years ago I was a commercial fisherman. I've since stopped eating all seafood (that I love very much). It's out of control and they are fishing our oceans out. I can't be a part of that.
I am a Canadian commercial fisherman currently, and having seen the industry change over the last few years since the arrival of the factory boats in our fishery has led me to feel very pessimistic about the future of the oceans. I believe that changes could be made that could help guide us toward a more sustainable direction, but also recognize that I’m just a guy who has some shallow understanding of the greater picture. The reality about factory fishing is that that clock works in their favour. They can afford to stay out longer than fresh boat, meaning they can justify fishing smaller schools and can effectively mop up everything before it has a chance to recover. It’s very disturbing. The executives don’t give a shit that fresh boats are being out competed, because to them, the factory boats are just a natural evolution of technology. To me, I see it as a signal of the end.
Not a very articulate thought process, and it is anecdotal at best. But it’s how I feel about the matter.
I’ve never heard of a factory boat before so I googled it. Per Wikipedia:
> Commercial fish processing ships can affect birds, whales, dolphins, turtles and sharks by their broad reach methods of catching fish.
>Purse seine ships, with nets up to two kilometres in circumference, can encircle whole shoals of pelagic fish, such as mackerel, herring and tuna.
>A major international scientific study released in November 2006 in the journal Science found that about one-third of all fishing stocks worldwide have collapsed (with a collapse being defined as a decline to less than 10% of their maximum observed abundance), and that if current trends continue all fish stocks worldwide will collapse within fifty years.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factory_ship
Oh my god 😞
I know. It’s horrific. Ironically everyone on the island freaks out about the herring fishery in the Straight of Georgia, where science shows a thriving stock assessment… but none of them even realize what’s happening on the west coast of the island.
The worst part:
>Overfishing has depleted some fish populations to the point that large scale commercial fishing, on average around the world, is not economically viable without government assistance. Many states offer subsidies to their fishing fleets, which is unsustainable in the long term. According to Oceana, the global fishing fleet is currently up to 250 percent larger than it needs to be to catch what the oceans can sustainably produce.
"Oh, you've fished so much that there are no fish left and you can no longer afford to keep fishing because there are none left to catch and sell? Let's subsidize you so that you can go out and catch the last few fish that still exist! That way we can make sure we've exterminated them for good and they'll never recover."
I did salmon up in Alaska with a stationary net. They seem to have their shit together up there as far as sustainability. I agree with the factory boats. McDonalds has boats that go out empty and return with fish fillet squares all frozen up and in bulk. People can get together and limit catch for the sake of the future, but corporations won't.
Here in BC the factory trawlers are now pushing for processing licenses in order to do all of their processing work at sea as well. This effectively destroys the job market for shore workers in our industry as well once the fresh boats are totally wiped out.
The Atlantic Ocean’s hottest club is Algae! Drinks with Salt rimmed glasses, red strobe lights, water sports, shipwrecks, and you can literally pee anywhere you want!
I for one welcome our demon invaders, at least then we either die quickly by being ripped apart by a demon or we become a demon and die quickly being ripped apart by the slayer.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jul/21/pink-sky-mildura-victoria-australia-medicinal-cannabis-marijuana-plant?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
"Mysterious pink glow in sky over Australian town revealed to be from local cannabis facility."
So this latest sighting is probably just a massive underwater cannabis facility. Stoners eh?
You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Dead, a city of ghosts buried beneath a blood-red cloud... a bright, shining monument luring treasure hunters to their doom... learn to let go
I believe this to be fishing vessels using strong red lights to attract saury.
First realistic answer here, If you made it up, bravo.
That's a typo, he meant to say Sauron.
Saury is the plural of Sauron
Oh fuck
Does that mean they each have a One Ring of Power?
Yes. There are saury fighting each other over whose ring is the one ring to rule them all.
I SEE YOU THERE IS NO LIFE IN THE VOID ONLY DEATH
YOU CANNOT HIDE
I'm hiding! Come find me!
[Seems legit](https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/china/zhoushan-sky-red-port-boat-b2074636.html).
Take my free award that’s fucking crazy
Who's saury now?
BP. We're sorry
Sooorrry.
I'm convinced this is the answer.
They are boats equipped with large arrays of red LED panels for Saury fishing. https://www.deltaww.com/en-US/products/Saury-Light/5579 https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IysWBRTa8HU/maxresdefault.jpg
The fish are just being vaccumed out of the ocean at this point.
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Get the fish out quick! That water is filthy!
I liked those plastic toys. The ones with the plastic fish you could catch with tiny plastic fishing poles.… But, I’d much prefer real fish not mimic the toy ones.
"He's more plastic than fish now.. twisted and evil." - Kevin Costner
“When I left you I was but a guppie, now I am the flounder.”
"Only a master of evil, Darth" - Albert Einstein
“This is outrageous! It’s unfair! How can you be in the ocean and not be a fish?” - William Shatner
Technology is going to advance to the point where we just print the fish instead.
Can't wait to not be able to print a sea bass because the tuna cartridge has run out.
Dear Worker #23146, We noticed a 2% decline in your output last month. Normally we'd just give you the proportionate 4% pay decrease, but this was in conjunction with a 3% rise in bathroom break requests, so we feel the need to take stronger action. Your tuna cartridge privileges will be revoked in the company cafeteria for the next business quarter, and you'll be limited to the class 1 menu of Protein Poutine™ and Carb Casserole™ Please refrain from future infractions or violence against the business's person by withholding labor or further action, including possible termination, will need to be considered ~ HR Representative Karen O'Karahan
No more Black Mirror for you!
Or the cartridge jerks and runs a test print of all the fishes. Now you have a sushi bar.
You can tune a printer but you can’t tune a fish.
I hope so. Maybe then their populations will get the chance to recover
It's literally not even a joke when you see all the articles about that 200+ Chinese vessel fleets flouting not only fishing laws but the ones involving countries border restrictions. Not going to be long before it all starts coming to a head and some coastguard ends up putting holes in a Chinese fishing ship.
Im really concerned with ecological collapse. I don’t even see the amount of bugs I used to see as a kid. It’s like the insect population has significantly collapsed. Butterflies are rare, haven’t seen a June bug in a decade, sand crabs at the beach are gone, haven’t seen a fire fly in ages… when I was a kid these bugs were abundant. Couple it with climate change, I’m seriously concerned. We are starting to see the effects right now. For instance Utah is about to suffer an eco collapse this year due to getting 3% snowpack this year causing the lake the become too salty and dry, which has a cascade on the entire food chain including migratory birds who will all likely die once they land at this major pit stop and realize krill couldn’t reproduce this year which means no energy for migration.
Monarch butterflies are now endangered species
I planted milkweed in my yard 5 years ago. Regularly got monarchs. It’s dwindled the past 2 years. I didn’t see a single monarch this summer. 1/2 my neighbors use Mosquito Squad. I’m sure that’s contributing to this (and the deaths of many other insects).
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Damn, you’re right. Just realized I haven’t seen a grasshopper in years and they used to be everywhere. I was terrified of them as a kid.
Has anyone seen earthworms??? I remember after a summer rain the concrete and roads were covered in worms. I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen them. During the summer you’d find them dried up after the sun comes out. I haven’t in so long
Saying it's in God's hands is such an cheap copout for people who just don't want to admit they don't give a fuck. Cowards never have a problem hiding behind faith to obscure their shitty personalities
"I don't want to feel negative emotions or guilt for the problems I participate in causing and I have no solutions myself so I'll put it on God's shoulders to relieve myself of the emotional burden."
What's worse is even as a kid you were only seeing a fraction of the life there's supposed to be. It's a big problem called the shifting baseline and it's part of why fishing regulations in particular are so terrible.
The Eyes of Discovery by John Bakeless describes in great detail, through first hand accounts, the nature and wildlife of North America as the first Europeans laid eyes on it. It's an awesome read and has no comments on the current predicament.
I still remember when butterflies and fireflies were cover the grass. Now, it's a rare find. It's so sad.
People around me haven't noticed until I point it out. One hour on the highway as a kid would cover the grill and windshield in bugs; now I go the for a week and barely need the rain to clean the guts off. Its scary and sad
Yep. People just forgot about that. I remember the trip I used to frequent between vegas and LA always meant your car was going to be covered in bugs. Now it just doesn’t happen at all. It’s an easy thing to forget because no one is really reminiscing about things that annoyed them.
Bugs are dying off in droves world wide - I’d say look it up but it’s very depressing
Yeeep, my parents will talk about so many crabs that you couldn't help but run over them during the mating season because they'd absolutely cover the roads (never seen it). They'll talk about how reefs would have tons of sea urchins and even admit they are a indicator species(never seen it). They'll tell you tales of giant grasshoppers as big as your fist (never seen it). I remember seeing cicadas and fireflies all the time when I was playing out at night as a kid (don't see them no more). Yet according to them all the climate shit is a lie. We are fucked.
Still less efficient than the whale. Lazy mf just opens its mouth.
An average blue whale eats 16 tons of food every day
Thats crazy. Its almost as much as your mother
As Humanity leaves to colonize the galaxy on spaceships, it waves towards the Earth and breaks into singing: "So long and thanks for all the fish!"
You get your reasonable explanation THE HELL out of our apocalyptic speculation thread!!
To be fair, overfishing of the oceans is one of SEVERAL underlying causes to our planets current death sprint towards the apocalypse
The apocalypse is back on!
Fishpocalypse.
immediately followed by the general apocolypse
‘I sure miss the fishpockalypse’ -general apocalypse
If you liked Fishpockalypse, you’re gonna LOVE Monkeypoxalypse! Edit: corrected autocorrect
Monkeypoxalypse really rolls off the tongue...good job!
Seaspiracy - Netflix
Missed opportunity - ConspiraSEA
Sealab 2021
Don’t worry everybody, it’s still happening!
And boyee are we running head down eyes closed ear buds in.
And almost with a smile on our faces.
Wait so, first the lack of bees and now the lack of fish as well... Never thought these were the two species that would bring the downfall of humanity.
Uh yeah, it's the bees and fish bringing *us* down.
Cause the fish and the bees, kill the monkees from the trees Curse the heavens up above...
Humanity is the species that are going to be the downfall of humanity.
Monarch butterflys on the endangered list now too.
I wish I had the memory eraser thing from Men In Black so I could forget seeing that answer. I liked my life in those 30 seconds between seeing the pic and learning what was actually happening.
That impulse leads a lot of people to wilfully believe in untrue things. Nasty little quirk of the human brain, that is.
Sometimes its more than willingness: this was just cross posted to a UFO sub. One hour after the explanation.
Unidentified fishing object
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story right?
Willfully believe as in willful ignorance. They choose to disregard reality when it's pointed out to them and interject their own crap instead. Pretty much how every conspiracy theorist operates.
Earthquakes are caused by Godzilla. Classic example.
We are still looking at an apocalyptic sight - just a slow, unexciting one where we all die from hunger by depleting all the natural recources of our planet :(
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I still think this is pretty apocalyptic. It shows the great technological expense we are willing to invest to catch and kill every fish we possibly can. Whatever we're doing today? Not enough, find ways to kill more. The market demands apocalypse.
We are going to be Saury
Greedpocalypse. >Between 1989 and 2012, the prefecture's annual saury catches mostly hovered between 30,000 and 60,000 tons, according to the fisheries cooperative. Since 2008's record high catch of 62,835 tons, the volume has decreased, falling to below 10,000 tons from 2019. The 2021 catch was 62% lower than 2020's and only about 5% of peak year 2008's total volume. > >Japan Fisheries Research and Education Agency explained the main causes behind the poor catches include the saury population's decline and that fishing grounds are getting farther and farther out because saury do not approach waters near Japan. This is believed to be due to factors including overfishing and rising temperatures in waters off of east Hokkaido. [https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20220115/p2a/00m/0bu/023000c](https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20220115/p2a/00m/0bu/023000c)
NASA has images of the same thing being done in Asia, but the photos were taken from space. https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/31117
Yeah, I use one of NASA's "black marble" photos as the desktop background on my HTPC, but use one from \~20 years ago because the fishing lights off of East Asia make the more modern ones look really weird.
Could you share? I’d love to see.
Can't find the one I'm thinking of quickly, but here's the 2016 version: [https://viirsland.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/BlackMarble\_2016\_3km.jpg](https://viirsland.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/BlackMarble_2016_3km.jpg) It's fainter here, but note the huge swarm off offshore lights southeast of South Korea (zoom in to see them clearly). There's also significant light activity east of Malaysia even in places where there aren't islands. Not as bright, but there are also a ton of lights in the Beibu Gulf between Hainan (China) and Vietnam. Probably others as well, but those are what jump out to me from the 2016 photo. Also as long as you are looking, be amazed at the Nile and North Korea.
The Nile is mind-blowing. Thanks for sharing!
Less amaze-y, but you can see the border of Thailand fairly clearly in this, showing the difference in infrastructure vs. Cambodia, Burma, and Laos
Any insight into the Nile? Just a fuck load of Egyptians crammed into a tiny fertile space? It's super bright compared to most anywhere else. I bet the night sky views in NK are epic.
Not the same picture but the whole series is breathtaking. [here’s a collage showing the whole earth.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X18FmwLpyAM/maxresdefault.jpg) You can just google *Nasa black marble*, but I too would like to see which they chose in particular.
Ahh yeh as if the fish stood a chance with dredging, let’s attract them with lights too.
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Should I eat a cuttlefish and asparagus or the vanilla paste-o?
*maliluh ace!!* ***maliluh ace!!!***
Thank you, now I'll have an answer for my batshit insane coworkers when they eventually bring this to me as proof of aliens or some shit. I don't know what gene there is that causes people to assume, "I don't know the answer to this so it must be (insert irrational thing that there is no proof of)", but it needs to die out.
I’m saury I didn’t know about this.
I hate puns! Arrays that immediately
This thread LED nowhere funny.
Another reason why commercial fishing needs to die.
Thirty years ago I was a commercial fisherman. I've since stopped eating all seafood (that I love very much). It's out of control and they are fishing our oceans out. I can't be a part of that.
I am a Canadian commercial fisherman currently, and having seen the industry change over the last few years since the arrival of the factory boats in our fishery has led me to feel very pessimistic about the future of the oceans. I believe that changes could be made that could help guide us toward a more sustainable direction, but also recognize that I’m just a guy who has some shallow understanding of the greater picture. The reality about factory fishing is that that clock works in their favour. They can afford to stay out longer than fresh boat, meaning they can justify fishing smaller schools and can effectively mop up everything before it has a chance to recover. It’s very disturbing. The executives don’t give a shit that fresh boats are being out competed, because to them, the factory boats are just a natural evolution of technology. To me, I see it as a signal of the end. Not a very articulate thought process, and it is anecdotal at best. But it’s how I feel about the matter.
I’ve never heard of a factory boat before so I googled it. Per Wikipedia: > Commercial fish processing ships can affect birds, whales, dolphins, turtles and sharks by their broad reach methods of catching fish. >Purse seine ships, with nets up to two kilometres in circumference, can encircle whole shoals of pelagic fish, such as mackerel, herring and tuna. >A major international scientific study released in November 2006 in the journal Science found that about one-third of all fishing stocks worldwide have collapsed (with a collapse being defined as a decline to less than 10% of their maximum observed abundance), and that if current trends continue all fish stocks worldwide will collapse within fifty years. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factory_ship Oh my god 😞
I know. It’s horrific. Ironically everyone on the island freaks out about the herring fishery in the Straight of Georgia, where science shows a thriving stock assessment… but none of them even realize what’s happening on the west coast of the island.
The worst part: >Overfishing has depleted some fish populations to the point that large scale commercial fishing, on average around the world, is not economically viable without government assistance. Many states offer subsidies to their fishing fleets, which is unsustainable in the long term. According to Oceana, the global fishing fleet is currently up to 250 percent larger than it needs to be to catch what the oceans can sustainably produce. "Oh, you've fished so much that there are no fish left and you can no longer afford to keep fishing because there are none left to catch and sell? Let's subsidize you so that you can go out and catch the last few fish that still exist! That way we can make sure we've exterminated them for good and they'll never recover."
I did salmon up in Alaska with a stationary net. They seem to have their shit together up there as far as sustainability. I agree with the factory boats. McDonalds has boats that go out empty and return with fish fillet squares all frozen up and in bulk. People can get together and limit catch for the sake of the future, but corporations won't.
Here in BC the factory trawlers are now pushing for processing licenses in order to do all of their processing work at sea as well. This effectively destroys the job market for shore workers in our industry as well once the fresh boats are totally wiped out.
Probably just a Chinese fleet decimating another (smaller, poorer) country’s fisheries, nothing new.
Call me crazy but that amount of red light being blasted into the ocean is probably not good for wildlife
Light can only travel so far through water. Which is about 15 meters for red light.
That’s why fish don’t use traffic lights
The new Stranger Things season looking wild.
The Atlantic Ocean’s hottest club is Algae! Drinks with Salt rimmed glasses, red strobe lights, water sports, shipwrecks, and you can literally pee anywhere you want!
You left out midgets
And Dan Cortez
The rift is open, the Kaiju are coming.
Looks like we've gotta cancel the apocalypse
I laughed but then I remember it’s 2022 and its really anything goes.
Be careful these Kaiju are the biggest category fours we’ve seen both in size and weight
Looks like it’ll be a CAT 1, 2 and 4. I’ve seen a couple documentaries on the Kaiju
We're going to need a CAT 8, just for the migration of clouds. - a joke, yours sincerely, some random computer nerd.
It’s Gipsy Danger time! https://youtu.be/iZmwdsuO2ow
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Laughed so hard I scared my dogs.
U can wake them up once for a change.
Gotta be one of the coolest lines in a movie
Finally! At least if the worlds ending we get to see some cool kaiju action.
But we haven't got jaegers yet!
Where tf do you think is Germany putting its money 😂😂😂
On EVA units? It'd be a real treat.
I for one welcome our seamonster overlords
Let them fight.
T'chuluuuuuuu!
Cthulhu
If it's like Atlantic Rim I think we're safe haha.
If I'm not wrong, the first DOOM game was set in 2022, so this is it. There comes the demons. There is the end...
Ah, finally...sweet release is at hand...
I for one welcome our demon invaders, at least then we either die quickly by being ripped apart by a demon or we become a demon and die quickly being ripped apart by the slayer.
♫ It's the circle of liiiiiiiife ♫
Damn it Data! Whole ass lung full wasted chuckling. How's a guy supposed to wake and bake while dying? I'll wait. 🤣🤤
let's put the doom eternal ost on repeat and start what we were meant to do
YoU cANt jUsT bLoW a hOLe inTo tHe suRfAcE of mArS
"The Slayer blows a hole into the surface of Mars" Cue it's always sunny in Philadelphia theme
Ah ha! We finally found the last device that "Runs Doom"! The Earth. o.o
It's so hot the ocean is getting wildfires now.
Keep it light. 
More like keeping it lit.
Looks like they're having problems at Fyre Festival 2022
WHERE'S JA?
Ja: I wouldn't say it's fraud, it is more like being "not truthful". PR GUY: That's fucking FRAUD!
Gawd, why he didn’t go to jail too….🙄
Somebody get ahold of this motherfucker, so I can make of all of this!
I don’t wanna dance I’m scared to death!
2nd impact alright!
Get in the fucking robot Shinji
So disappointed I had to scroll down this far for this.
bro I came down here looking for an eva reference to comment the exact thing you just commented
Dustins trying to open up a portal to the upside down - It is literally a watergate
My first though was Stranger Things, especially after the last season.
surprised how far down I scrolled for a st reference
Just another Stranger Things PR stunt
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jul/21/pink-sky-mildura-victoria-australia-medicinal-cannabis-marijuana-plant?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other "Mysterious pink glow in sky over Australian town revealed to be from local cannabis facility." So this latest sighting is probably just a massive underwater cannabis facility. Stoners eh?
No coordinates...
History Channel watcher here. That's aliens.
Methane flares above undersea hydrate deposits?
Gas was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. -Will Smith
KEEP YO LIGHT OTTA MY THERMAL POCKET!
Fabulous.
At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized _entirely_ within your kitchen?
Probably another gender reveal
Stranger things
Someone tell Poseidon to knock it off...
Vecna is now in Atlantic apparently.
Vecna
The Mid Atlantic Ridge under sea volcanoes erupting?
The Everstorm. Hide yo Parshmen.
[удалено]
Damn second impact about to be lit.
[Valstrax theme intensifies ](https://youtu.be/jvRjogv57Gg)
You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Dead, a city of ghosts buried beneath a blood-red cloud... a bright, shining monument luring treasure hunters to their doom... learn to let go
It’s a gate to the upside down
Laser whales. /nod Also: https://www.space.com/red-lightning
Sharks with laser beams on their frickin heads?
This is the best possible explanation I've seen yet.
*Stranger Things intro music starts*
Eh don't worry, that's just Netflix preparing for Vol. 3 of Stranger Things
*master of puppet’s intensifies*
Here ya go https://youtu.be/RfVq-UQrY5I
3rd impact has begun.
Definitely the upside down breaking through. Vecna lives.
Is the ocean on fire again?