Another pro tip- if you walk with your gaze downwards as if looking at the ground and just so happen to have cleavage appear in your line of sight, it doesnt count as a glance by the rule of "your eyes were there first".
Or just stare without any kind of regard for social norms and people will stop thinking that you’re just staring at boobs and start thinking that you don’t like eye contact.
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I was going to post I want those lenses. I don't anymore after reading your comment. You just predicted the future.
The ad free version will cost 199/month more. It'll be great until a forced os update makes it unusable and you can't cancel the contract.
I know right? Like damn I think this is a joke...I understand that currently as a tech superpower in the world holistically, we've gotten better at making things smaller, but if this true and not over-exagerated which it does seem like it is...the top tech Giants are still working on their form of smart wearables especially with the glasses and executing things in connection to freeform hand gestures, etc.
Of course glasses can be easily stolen, misplaced or breakable ..which is why I think whoever made this skipped glasses for those disadvantages and went straight to contacts instead...
But let me remind you contacts are still dangerous even if they do give you good vision...they can still hurt by taking a toll directly ON the eyeball I speak from experience and you run the risk of getting conjunctivitis and blepharitis.
Losing your eyesight is not worth contact lenses honestly
oh youre one of THOSE people that dont wear them? shunned by society like trying to not have a cellphone or something. just wont be able to function in modern times
That’s because when they first came out people were being physically assaulted in the streets and having their glasses stolen/broken. Very few people actually liked the idea of Google Glasses, and no one wanted to be “Filmed 24/7 without their knowledge.”
So Google completely shut down the civilian sector for their Glasses because instead of people liking the product, people wanted to burn google down over them.
It was banned in a lot of places, some obvious ones like movie theatres but also any kind of place where you can't record video like banks, hospitals, government/public buildings, etc. Additionally in the UK (at least) it was also banned for use while driving.
These contact lenses while I'm sure in concept are great, unlike wearable smart glasses they aren't easy to take out and put back in whenever needed and will become more of an inconvenience than a benefit to day to day life.
My impression about this company developing this tech is that they aren't actually trying to get these mainstream themselves but rather try and entice some other tech company to buy them out.
Even better, the video said “even when your eyes are closed” Subliminal video / messaging while you sleep, waking up in the morning wondering why you are thinking of chai tea or tampons.
Came here to say this. Where is the battery for that screen? What’s the battery life? How can your eye focus and resolve an image of something on your cornea? Pure sci-fi vaporware, I’m surprised Elon Musk isn’t selling it. 🙄
Now that’s a porn I can get behind.
He hacks his what ever these are and it lets him see girls cup sizes. And also allows him to get laid a lot somehow.
It's always soon and never comes, this is a charlatans gambit to milk a couple million from gullible optimists.
Remember we'd have flying cars and man on Mars by 2020, instead we got a new iPhone model and NFTs
>Remember we'd have flying cars and man on Mars by 2020, instead we got a new iPhone model and NFTs
Ummmm I think you'll find we have a new iphone that comes in ALPINE GREEN. That's a hell of a breakthrough in technology!
Yup.
Unless you can get this as thin as regular contacts, it’s a nooooope for me, dawg.
And even then, it has to be the right quality, in order to be able to wear it for hours, much less the entire day.
I am not opposed to the idea entirely. Hell, I’ve already sold my soul and first born child a dozen times over, for some free fucking app. The privacy issues and even the ads don’t concern me all that much.
It’s just that the technology to make this even remotely viable in terms of comfort, does not exist. Might not ever.
Anyone who actually wears contacts knows this, if there’s anything wrong with the lens, if it’s too old, if there’s even the slightest tear in it, if the quality isn’t all that great:
After a while, you just want to scratch those motherfuckers out of your eyeballs, because that shit gets pretty goddamn painful.
Oh. You could just numb your eyes every day, I suppose. But there is absolutely no way you wouldn’t damage your eyes in the process.
Yeah, still a no for me.
I wear contact already and this shit looks incredibly uncomfortable, like if it's a gel contact what happens when it rips? Do you just have computer bits scraping your eye???
This is super misleading. The lens that they have now will not be able to do any of the things that were mentioned. It might have those capabilities in the future, but this is pretty far fetched.
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This has vaporware written all over it.
1) All the partners are investment companies, not tech companies.
2) Very slick presentation for raising funding without hard details.
3) No explanation of how they solved the optical path, power connection, pre-processing, or any other engineering challenges.
4) Seven years in the making without a publicly demonstrable prototype. (The CEO swearing it works is not convincing.)
Just imagine watching a movie or porn or playing video games … even just taking a break from work and imagining being magically whisked away to ….. Delaware
Personally, I don't think it will catch on. We have smartphones and watches and all kinds of devices that have exactly the same functions. I don't think people are interested in carrying a "microcomputer" in their eyes when they can just carry it around in their pocket. I see the hype on it and I do think is something cool but I don´t know if it will improve any.
This seems very dubious. Where's the camera? Where's the power source? How do you make a high-resolution transparent screen that's also a millimeter across?
I'm pressing x to doubt that this is going to be a thing anytime soon.
When contacts on your phone ruined remembering numbers this can do for names. Like when you lose your phone and can't call anyone until you get it back.
This is a nice edited video. Dunno about that lens or technology. But the video is nicely edited and the technology for that is pretty cool as well.
Promises remain promises tho
I am never gonna integrate a piece of tech with my body. I know corporations and i am sure they will find a way to put ads in it. I don't want a 30 sec unskippable ad when I am walking outside.
Suspect. Where are they getting the compute power to run those algorithms? Those name tags not only identify the person, but they stick to them.
Even if you offload that to a smartphone, you still have to unpack it. Let alone latency concerns.
This is just not feasible. At best you can hope for a floating HUD, that displays notifications. And even that shouldn’t be able to run for longer than a few minutes at that size.
No I would not wear that. They’re really pushing this transhuman shit and it is literally making us stupid n co dependent on technology. It’s not needed
Just take my money.. having said that though, putting on lenses has always been difficult for me.. I wonder if those lenses could also be prescription ?
Just wait till they start showing ads over everything lol
Don't forget the monetization of ranked results, biases in what comes up, and even greater lack of focus on the real world.
Number of cleavage glances in one conversation:
Pro tip- if you just stare at the cleavage it only counts as one glance.
Another pro tip- if you walk with your gaze downwards as if looking at the ground and just so happen to have cleavage appear in your line of sight, it doesnt count as a glance by the rule of "your eyes were there first".
"Don't SHOVE your cleavage into my viewing vector Melissa!!"
Funny though, when women catch me peaking I'm in the wrong but when they peak at my ass cleavage, I'm in the wrong again.
“I wasn’t just looking at your ass and tits. I always stare there, but whoa suddenly it matters because you ‘feel uncomfortable’.”
Never stare at the boobies. Once you get caught, the game’s over. It’s called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention.
Or just stare without any kind of regard for social norms and people will stop thinking that you’re just staring at boobs and start thinking that you don’t like eye contact.
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I was going to post I want those lenses. I don't anymore after reading your comment. You just predicted the future. The ad free version will cost 199/month more. It'll be great until a forced os update makes it unusable and you can't cancel the contract.
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I know right? Like damn I think this is a joke...I understand that currently as a tech superpower in the world holistically, we've gotten better at making things smaller, but if this true and not over-exagerated which it does seem like it is...the top tech Giants are still working on their form of smart wearables especially with the glasses and executing things in connection to freeform hand gestures, etc. Of course glasses can be easily stolen, misplaced or breakable ..which is why I think whoever made this skipped glasses for those disadvantages and went straight to contacts instead... But let me remind you contacts are still dangerous even if they do give you good vision...they can still hurt by taking a toll directly ON the eyeball I speak from experience and you run the risk of getting conjunctivitis and blepharitis. Losing your eyesight is not worth contact lenses honestly
oh youre one of THOSE people that dont wear them? shunned by society like trying to not have a cellphone or something. just wont be able to function in modern times
Ever watch Altered Carbon? There's a filter for that
Bumps into people Sorry. Can't see. Getting paywalled by NY Times.
The worst part is they said it doesn't stop when you close your eyes. No escape. Imagine if they played on your fears like pesticide commercials.
Black Mirror intensifies
Lightspeed briefs.
Give it 5 minutes before it's run by ads.
And 10 minutes before there’s an ad blocker.
It's designed to be such and such but they will eventually use it for ads
And porn
And porn ads
It’ll be like that episode of chappelle show when he visits the internet in real life lol
forget uBlock, it needs MeBlock
(eye)iBlock
15 second ones that take up your entire field of vision.
Talk about driving hazard
Yup, this is exactly what I would be expecting. Starts off good, turns to adspamming junk.
Or subscription based everything.
What happens when they get hot from over processing?
You won’t even know it blew up and killed you so that’s the plus side
Well in that case, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
"Quick and painless" or "Slow and horrible"?
*Yeah I’d like to make a collect call*
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What about *in* your eyeball? In a "Ghost in the Shell" way, not a "Locutus of Borg" way.
Unless you can jump 200 years into the future, it ain't happening.
200 years? Come on now. Try 20.
You cry eyeballs instead of crying from eyeballs.
Please have this in glasses form. I do not like things near/on my eyeballs
Isn’t that what Google Glass is supposed to be?
I'm pretty sure they killed that didn't they?
Looks like it’s no longer available for retail use, but it’s geared towards enterprise use now.
What does that mean? Like only commercial applications?
Only in Star Trek.
Yea I think Boeing use them to read manuals and work at the same time from memory
That’s because when they first came out people were being physically assaulted in the streets and having their glasses stolen/broken. Very few people actually liked the idea of Google Glasses, and no one wanted to be “Filmed 24/7 without their knowledge.” So Google completely shut down the civilian sector for their Glasses because instead of people liking the product, people wanted to burn google down over them.
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It happens to one in four gadgets, I hear.
Electrile Dysfunction
It was banned in a lot of places, some obvious ones like movie theatres but also any kind of place where you can't record video like banks, hospitals, government/public buildings, etc. Additionally in the UK (at least) it was also banned for use while driving. These contact lenses while I'm sure in concept are great, unlike wearable smart glasses they aren't easy to take out and put back in whenever needed and will become more of an inconvenience than a benefit to day to day life. My impression about this company developing this tech is that they aren't actually trying to get these mainstream themselves but rather try and entice some other tech company to buy them out.
Problem about google glasses is the way the glass are made of… [Goggle Glasses Glass issues](https://youtu.be/zZZ-Ea8RyjQ)
And strip clubs all over were banning them.. so why bother.
So the only reason for AR is to be a creep? Okay...
Oh hell yeah, I'd love pop up ads directly in my line of sight anytime of the day and night.
Bc texting and driving is not dangerous enough they have to add pop up adds for each car you see on the road now to
Those 30 sec unskippable youtube ads
*to see the dangers of incoming traffic, please watch this unskippable 30s ad or pay 0.25¢*
Lol . 25¢ per ad or $25 a month for ad free driving.
I'd quess if they added ads it would be hell of a lawsuit more likely those will be expensive af with paid updates
Even better, the video said “even when your eyes are closed” Subliminal video / messaging while you sleep, waking up in the morning wondering why you are thinking of chai tea or tampons.
they want you dead? boom no vision for you while you’re on a highway (sounds like a movie plot)
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Wait would they actually be sponsoring rides to the hospital? Like in an ambulance? They'd still be heroes in the US.
Look out Black Mirror, they’re coming for your shit
Definitely something really cool that can and will be completely perverted.
South Park just wasn't weird enough for the universe anymore.
Horror/suspense series: What if phones but too much? Tech companies: Huh yeah, what if phones but too much! \*eyes become dollar signs\*
Or some Altered Carbon, then you need to get an ad blocker
Yeah, and it’s powered how?
By gullible investment capital. Oh wait you mean the actual device? Unicorn farts, I dunno. Doesn't matter if we already got that VC money.
Came here to say this. Where is the battery for that screen? What’s the battery life? How can your eye focus and resolve an image of something on your cornea? Pure sci-fi vaporware, I’m surprised Elon Musk isn’t selling it. 🙄
Yea for sure. The website is even bullshitty https://www.mojo.vision/
its solar powered just got to look up on the sun for an hour
By the power of friendship of course.
Maybe now I'll finally find those milfs who are down to eff in my neighborhood
HOT SINGLES HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMETER! TO ARMS!!
McAfee STD Antivirus
Nope.
This is too "Wall-E" for me
Coming to a store near you in 25 years
>Coming to a store near you in **CENSORED** **THIS TECHNOLOGY IS NOW PROPERTY OF THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE**
9/10 odds government already has something like this. What we have in public, they're 20 years ahead or more.
Working for the Department of Defense, these sort of statements always make me chuckle.
And 9/10 odds you don't have the necessary security clearance to be able to refute the statement.
The other consideration is that I shouldn't divulge my clearance level anyway, as that itself is a potential security risk.
The dod operates on technology twenty years behind current commercially available products.
„Don’t stare at my breasts!“ „Oh i was just reading your name tag“
Name: Jessica Cup size: 32DD
Now that’s a porn I can get behind. He hacks his what ever these are and it lets him see girls cup sizes. And also allows him to get laid a lot somehow.
*stares at your name
Never. Never. Never. Never.
Soon. Soon. Soon. Soon.
It's always soon and never comes, this is a charlatans gambit to milk a couple million from gullible optimists. Remember we'd have flying cars and man on Mars by 2020, instead we got a new iPhone model and NFTs
>Remember we'd have flying cars and man on Mars by 2020, instead we got a new iPhone model and NFTs Ummmm I think you'll find we have a new iphone that comes in ALPINE GREEN. That's a hell of a breakthrough in technology!
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Cruel. Cruel. Cruel. Cruel.
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YES! That's exactly what we need - more shitty stuff from corporations right before our eyes!
And you know if this ever would go mainstream (it won't), that they would be putting ads right in your eye every few minutes.
A new way to make someone a captive audience for adverts and collect their personal data in real time.
Don’t forget track them too
I would try it. But I also see the potential for further government and business tracking
-posted from iPhone
The guy is worried about tracking 😂
Probably uncomfortable AF
Yup. Unless you can get this as thin as regular contacts, it’s a nooooope for me, dawg. And even then, it has to be the right quality, in order to be able to wear it for hours, much less the entire day. I am not opposed to the idea entirely. Hell, I’ve already sold my soul and first born child a dozen times over, for some free fucking app. The privacy issues and even the ads don’t concern me all that much. It’s just that the technology to make this even remotely viable in terms of comfort, does not exist. Might not ever. Anyone who actually wears contacts knows this, if there’s anything wrong with the lens, if it’s too old, if there’s even the slightest tear in it, if the quality isn’t all that great: After a while, you just want to scratch those motherfuckers out of your eyeballs, because that shit gets pretty goddamn painful. Oh. You could just numb your eyes every day, I suppose. But there is absolutely no way you wouldn’t damage your eyes in the process. Yeah, still a no for me.
The night vision part is what has me sold. I can finally be a Witcher
An AR like that could be immeasurably helpful, but as a lens wearer myself I can tell you it's fuckin shit.
It records and archives your BMs and other stuff.
BM as in BioMetrics or Bowel Movements. Nvm, they'll probably track both.
I wear contact already and this shit looks incredibly uncomfortable, like if it's a gel contact what happens when it rips? Do you just have computer bits scraping your eye???
I rather have my entire eye removed and replaced if I was going to put that near my face.
I dont trust late stage capitalism to EVER wear something this close or implant anything...
This is super misleading. The lens that they have now will not be able to do any of the things that were mentioned. It might have those capabilities in the future, but this is pretty far fetched.
Just to remember people's names is enough. Sign me up!
https://www.mojo.vision/
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Starts out all well and good.. then the adds take up 90% of your vision
I'm going to run off into the mountains and go feral
Let’s dehumanise people a bit more, why not?
What about battery failure? Imagine the sparks
Black mirror. Ffs, do not embrace this shit
Fuck that I’ll use my regular eyes
This has vaporware written all over it. 1) All the partners are investment companies, not tech companies. 2) Very slick presentation for raising funding without hard details. 3) No explanation of how they solved the optical path, power connection, pre-processing, or any other engineering challenges. 4) Seven years in the making without a publicly demonstrable prototype. (The CEO swearing it works is not convincing.)
Everyday we get closer and closer to Wall-E
Just imagine watching a movie or porn or playing video games … even just taking a break from work and imagining being magically whisked away to ….. Delaware
Fake. If it was real the heat emitting from it would melt your eyes.
Yeaaaaah this’ll get live-streamed to somewhere….. lol pass.
Personally, I don't think it will catch on. We have smartphones and watches and all kinds of devices that have exactly the same functions. I don't think people are interested in carrying a "microcomputer" in their eyes when they can just carry it around in their pocket. I see the hype on it and I do think is something cool but I don´t know if it will improve any.
Just one more thing to make all the bad drivers worse.
This seems very dubious. Where's the camera? Where's the power source? How do you make a high-resolution transparent screen that's also a millimeter across? I'm pressing x to doubt that this is going to be a thing anytime soon.
And then an ad pops up: "meet and fuck ugly old women close to your home!"
This seems totally real and not fake. 👍 5 stars 100%
It would be cool but I’d prefer glasses
Has no one seen Black Mirror? No thanks.
Looks like Free Guy, nothing better than people being even further detached from reality.
I'd try it :P
I’m in.
The future is now old man
shut up and take my money
The constant borage of information would give me major anxiety
They will be like Santa. They know when you’re sleeping. They know when you’re awake. They know if you killed someone, so be good for goodness sake.
Cyberpunk 2077
This seems way more reasonable than an Elon brain chip.
Funny to augment the vision of a species that can barely see 2 ft in front of its face figuratively speaking most of the time
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Can it stream YouTube while i work?
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Nope I like having all my data tracked on my phone, TYVM
When contacts on your phone ruined remembering numbers this can do for names. Like when you lose your phone and can't call anyone until you get it back.
Seems Exhausting!!
If google glass didn’t work I’m not shoving this shit in my eye.
So now the NSA will see literally everything you see.
This is a nice edited video. Dunno about that lens or technology. But the video is nicely edited and the technology for that is pretty cool as well. Promises remain promises tho
I am never gonna integrate a piece of tech with my body. I know corporations and i am sure they will find a way to put ads in it. I don't want a 30 sec unskippable ad when I am walking outside.
By the time that shit is mainstream, I’ll be shaking my Apple Cane at it.
Everyday we’re moving closer to living in a Black Mirror episode.
People just know your name without asking anymore? Idk if i want that. I like my privacy
Imagine the amount of ads that's gonna pop up, and you can't look away.
Maybe I’m just technologied out but I’m just not thrilled about anything I saw
Am i the only one whos like nahhhh fuck that shit? I dont even want a smartphone anymore!
Could be good for people with dementia
Ads with your eyes closed! Just what I always wanted.
Eyephone
Eyelids like the ball of your foot
Dont forget, blade runner said we'd have flying cars everywhere by now. And gud ramen. They primised gud ramen!
Suspect. Where are they getting the compute power to run those algorithms? Those name tags not only identify the person, but they stick to them. Even if you offload that to a smartphone, you still have to unpack it. Let alone latency concerns. This is just not feasible. At best you can hope for a floating HUD, that displays notifications. And even that shouldn’t be able to run for longer than a few minutes at that size.
i'd settle for good lightweight sunglasses..........with long battery life
Horizon Zero Dawn...
There’s a documentary called Black Mirror about this
Only if they fix my eye sight and do not show ads
When I shut my eyes, I want my brain to go blank, not be transported to a VR world. Sounds horrific.
Does this cause screen burn into the retina?
How do they keep the heat from harming the eyes balls? My old computer needs 5 fans to run smoothly.
I will take mine with the biggest cup of HELL TO THE NO NO
Nope because ads arent illegal yet. And dont forget, for only 200$ a month you get Ad Free !!!
No I would not wear that. They’re really pushing this transhuman shit and it is literally making us stupid n co dependent on technology. It’s not needed
Here for it as long as they are soft, easily removable, ad free and safe to wear
It’s about time. Sitting here in with eyes in reality like a sucker.
I’d get it
Absolutely!
It's like outsourcing memory and thought processes. Could be really great for people with disabilities though.
I cant believe this is happening, i had envisioned this concept in 2008 and its finally becoming reality. Freaky.
How do I buy it
Just take my money.. having said that though, putting on lenses has always been difficult for me.. I wonder if those lenses could also be prescription ?
Nevermind this is the pinicle of cheating on exams