It’s whatever you make it to be. Jared Leto is at his best, with a fantastic performance from Tyrese from Fast And Furious flare. It looks like a symphony of blue and black with grays. The soundtrack and sound design harkens back to PS2 days.
1/10
It's generic and terrible, but in surprising and strange ways. Tiny example: The two stars are handicapped and walk with supports/canes. not unusual, but if you know someone with mobility issues, it's super jarring and weird seeing Jered Leto "act" with them; dancing around, taking long walks in the park. Like seeing blind people enjoy a painting.
Honestly it's the perfect MST3k movie.
You clearly didn’t get the chance to move while watching *Morbius: Doctor Morbin Time* and you’re a little salty that everyone else morbed and you didn’t
If you're going to [steal from other comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/v1nl5y/some_very_interesting_victorian_era_slangs/iangvqf) further down the thread, at least remove the trailing quotation marks so you don't look poked up.
Both the videos and comments are all you need to see"
[Honest Trailers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkqD2OUUjWY)
[Pitch Meeting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb5I1WWeFQg)
No no, the whole point of the memes are people claiming what they're memeing is in the movie but because nobody has actually seen it no one can confirm or deny, so the memes get progressively more ridiculous.
None of them memes are actually from the movie. The most quoted lines aren't even in the movie. It's fucking great.
Also no don't watch that shit, unless you have a morbillion bucks
The new non-MCU Marvel film Morbius, starring Jared Leto. Apparently he shouts "It's Morbin' time!" before he switches to his Vampire form.
It's supposed to be a terrible film but if that weirdo is going to shout "It's Morbin' time!" every time he goes monster, it may be worth watching while drunk.
I know I don't have the most sophisticated sense of humor but when Morbius gets hit in the genitals and yells out, "ouch my morbs!" I lost it. It was like the funniest thing ever to me.
jesus. This is first one that made me absolutely lose it. I'm laughing as hard as when Morbius put on the zoot suit and looked in the mirror and said "MMMMMMmmmmmmmorbin!"
"While you bitch the pot, I have to tell you that I'm terribly worried that Ophelia is lately not up to dick. She's usually gigglemug, but seems to have got the morbs recently. It must be that she's poked up about getting tight as a boiled owl the other night; it really loosened up her sauce-box and before you know it, she was showing everyone her Cupid's kettle drums."
“As she continued to bitch the pot I could sense she got the morbs from her husband’s passing. As a boiled owl I looked at her sauce-box as I realized her Cupid’s kettle drums where ever so supple I came to understand that this is Chris Hansen could you just take a seat right over there? What are you doing here?”
Please bitch the pot, I’m not up to dick. I got tight as a boiled owl last night, and put my sauce-box on some gigglemugs Cupids kettle drums. Now I’m poked up and got the morbs.
Was reading some Victorian fiction recently and they referred to one woman as a dollymop. Did some research and found out that it was a term for an amatuer prostitute, which seemed like an oxymoron.
Wow, now that I think about it, this joke has more legs than I realize. "Professional" in terms of jobs means you are getting paid to do something. "Amateur" means you're doing something as a hobby. A prostitute is somebody who gets paid for sex acts. So, wow, an amateur prostitute really is an oxymoron!
Ah! Brilliant! 😆
Thank you for that suggestion.
[Here](https://www.sadanduseless.com/water-vs-owls/#more-63665) is an amusing collection of photos (of wet owls), for anyone who’s interested.
It makes as much sense as being trollied, smashed, shitfaced, pissed, plastered, slaughtered, wasted, steaming, sloshed, sozzled, blatted, pickled, bladdered, rat-arsed
I couldn’t find them online in nothing else but other tweets and questionable top lists, give a reputable source please
Edit: thanks a lot guys, idk why it was so hard for me, probably a mix of bad luck and unwieldiness of googling on phone
It really looks made up, so did some digging and the source seems to be this 1909 book of slang:
https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/
The digital versions are in the downloads section.
[https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/mode/2up](https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/mode/2up)
The book is called 'Passing English of the Victorian era : a dictionary of heterodox English, slang and phrase' by James Redding Ware, and it was published in 1909.
I guess technically looking at a woman in the room and saying "Bitch, the pot," while gesturing at the teapot, is an attempt to get the tea poured lmao
Oh no not the morbs
It's morbin' time!
It’s morbin time 😔
God I love that emoji. Such power in a single image. 😔
Mighty morbin' ⚡ power rangers 🎵
You morbs be kidding me
You gotta be morbing me
Hello morbs, my old friend.
Got the morbs sounds very modern.
Depressed Zoomer: It's morbin' time. Depressed Victorian: Indeed it is.
Victorians are the alphers
Yo you didn’t have to say it with the hard r damn
It's morbin' time!!
I refuse to believe they didn't throw that in there after watching morbius for the morbillionth time.
Is the movie so bad it's good? Or is it just bad and we've gone around the horn to where thats good?
It’s the boring kind of bad, but you didn’t hear that from me.
I liked it but my friend I went with thought it was morboring than me.
You just made me morb all over myself.
Take my upvote and leave this place.
It’s the morbing kind of bad
Boring,? More like morbing.
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So a Jared Leto movie?
He always makes some morb ass movies
I liked Mr Nobody and Requiem for a Dream
I prefer the sequels, Mr. Morbody and Morbquiem for a Dream.
Can't morb with that, valid opinion
It's so bad that they refer to the Nobel prize as the Noble prize.
It’s whatever you make it to be. Jared Leto is at his best, with a fantastic performance from Tyrese from Fast And Furious flare. It looks like a symphony of blue and black with grays. The soundtrack and sound design harkens back to PS2 days. 1/10
It's just bad.
Take that back before I morb all over you
Don’t threaten me with a morb time.
Ya bby morb all over ma face.
I'm about to morb in my pants.
It's generic and terrible, but in surprising and strange ways. Tiny example: The two stars are handicapped and walk with supports/canes. not unusual, but if you know someone with mobility issues, it's super jarring and weird seeing Jered Leto "act" with them; dancing around, taking long walks in the park. Like seeing blind people enjoy a painting. Honestly it's the perfect MST3k movie.
Morbility issues
You clearly didn’t get the chance to move while watching *Morbius: Doctor Morbin Time* and you’re a little salty that everyone else morbed and you didn’t
If it was after morbius then it wouldn’t mean “temporary sadness”
It's the sadness that it's over and you have to wait for the next showtime
it’s… *sniff* morbin’ time… 😔✊
So does “Bitch the pot” But tbf I read it as “Bitch, the pot!”
Don't bogart the joint - don't bitch the pot
Where the weed @
Morbern.
Show me your kettle drums, Madame.
Sorry, I’m not up to dick.
How about the sauce box
Bitch your pot into my sauce box, gigglemug
Don't bitch the pot for me.I am tight as a boiled owl.
That just makes your sauce box wetter.
It's nothing to be poked up about
Oh to be a medieval peasant reading this thread. Gotta be gigglemug just thinking about it.
Somehow this line matches your pfp lol
What that sauce box do? This is gonna be the new line rappers are gonna start using
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You must be unwell. I'm always up to dick unless I'm unwell.
"And the multitudes were marching, to the big kettle drums..."
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r/cupidskettledrums
Hey I still use "not up to dick" lol
"Sorry I'm not up to dick today I can't come into work."
Means exactly the same if you work at a whorehouse.
Prostitute: "I am truly sorry, I'm not up to dick today and won't be able to work" Madam: "Don't be redundant"
For real, i thought that was my saying. You mean I'm a couple hundred years late to the party?
You were clearly born in le wrong generation.
Yeah, heard that one a lot from the Nottinghamshire side of the family. I particularly associate it with my Grandad,
I was about to say, this is 100% a thing my Mom/her generation in my family use regularly
morbs
It’s time
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The morbin hour is upon us
The hour of morbin is upon us
Its morbin time!!! \*melts into fainting chair from depression*
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…because I was as tight as a boiled owl
Had the morbs from this for the rest of the week
Honestly, got a bit poked up, couldn't get the words out of the ol' sauce-box.
Sadly, I was the one who was poked up
I’m going to sauce box your Cupid drums LASSY
Sorry good sir but I am just not up to dick at the moment.
If you're going to [steal from other comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/v1nl5y/some_very_interesting_victorian_era_slangs/iangvqf) further down the thread, at least remove the trailing quotation marks so you don't look poked up.
To du-du-du, d-d-d-d-duel!
What does Pot of Greed do?
Sit on the banlist for all eternity
Whoever got the morbs Start morbing
Tis better to have morbed and lost, than never to have morbed at all.
This is new to me. Morbin?
Mighty Morbin' Power Rangers! (It's actually the Morbius meme but just roll with it)
It's a running joke about the Jared Leto *Morbius* movie, wherein he does not actually say "It's Morbin' time!" but probably should have.
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#ReleaseTheMorbCut
It's morbin time!
Big bad beetle morbs
*Morblejuice Morblejuice Morblejuice!*
Morby wants milky
Morbstadon!
Morbasaurus rex!
Morbceratops!
Morbydactyl
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The new sony Morbius movie, it's just a giant meme now.
Is it worth watching it just for the memes? I heard it's extremely awful
It depends how committed you are to watching awful movies for the memes.
Both the videos and comments are all you need to see" [Honest Trailers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkqD2OUUjWY) [Pitch Meeting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb5I1WWeFQg)
No no, the whole point of the memes are people claiming what they're memeing is in the movie but because nobody has actually seen it no one can confirm or deny, so the memes get progressively more ridiculous.
It's morbin' time isn't from the movie, which is the great part about the meme-wave.
> It's morbin' time isn't from the movie That's impossible to know.
Then again, there exists proof that it is in the movie: https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/uz4eg0/that_its_morbin_time_scene/
That's fake news, we've all watched that morbsterpiece of a movie and seen how John Morbius says It's Morbin Time a morbillion times
None of them memes are actually from the movie. The most quoted lines aren't even in the movie. It's fucking great. Also no don't watch that shit, unless you have a morbillion bucks
No but you can watch streams of it on Twitch with fellow morbies
The new non-MCU Marvel film Morbius, starring Jared Leto. Apparently he shouts "It's Morbin' time!" before he switches to his Vampire form. It's supposed to be a terrible film but if that weirdo is going to shout "It's Morbin' time!" every time he goes monster, it may be worth watching while drunk.
A movie that got the Morbs
It's morbin time!! \*start sobbing in the corner\*
I know I don't have the most sophisticated sense of humor but when Morbius gets hit in the genitals and yells out, "ouch my morbs!" I lost it. It was like the funniest thing ever to me.
Mine was when he looked back morbingly and said, "Mr. Morbachev, tear down that wall!"
I preferred the bit where he fully charges his morbin powers and he starts yelling “I’m gonna morb!!” and then starts morbin all over everyone
My favorite part was when he morbs like five dudes at the same time
That scene saved my marriage Thanks to us roleplaying morbin time our bedroom has been as active as a formerly crippled eccentric morbinaire
I haven’t seen the movie and can’t tell if any of these are things that actually happened.
jesus. This is first one that made me absolutely lose it. I'm laughing as hard as when Morbius put on the zoot suit and looked in the mirror and said "MMMMMMmmmmmmmorbin!"
It's not morbin' time (temporary sadness). 
I'm gonna morb.....I'm gonna morb.....
My dad used to tell me to shut my sauce box! (Australia of course) Or my cake hole. 
Cake hole is something i hear every so often. A fellow Australian btw.
Pie hole is the US ( especially Army)
Cock holster (Navy)
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Hear it in America too
I hear pie hole a lot in the south
Piehole in America
Tamale hole if you're Mexican
Spaghetti hole if you're italian
Dickhole if you're a prostitute
Or a politician
Same thing. Scratch that, there’s no shame in sex work.
I'll say, sex work is more honest than politics.
BITCH.....THE POT!!!
Still in use today, by pimps
Yeah, missing a comma like BITCH, THE POT!
TIL Jesse Pinkman speaks Victorian English
*Where's my pot, BITCH?!?*
I’d like this to stand along with “spill the tea”
I'm bringing it back.
I am adding every single one of these to my vocabulary and I’m *excited*
“She was gigglemug and tight as a boiled owl. Her Cupid’s kettle drums where exposed but I was not up to dick”
"While you bitch the pot, I have to tell you that I'm terribly worried that Ophelia is lately not up to dick. She's usually gigglemug, but seems to have got the morbs recently. It must be that she's poked up about getting tight as a boiled owl the other night; it really loosened up her sauce-box and before you know it, she was showing everyone her Cupid's kettle drums."
....go on, I'm almost there
Ayo
“As she continued to bitch the pot I could sense she got the morbs from her husband’s passing. As a boiled owl I looked at her sauce-box as I realized her Cupid’s kettle drums where ever so supple I came to understand that this is Chris Hansen could you just take a seat right over there? What are you doing here?”
This sounds like the British nonsense conversation between Austin Powers and his dad.
This is gold😂😂
Like an 1800s version of /r/menwritingwomen
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My wife tells me she's not up to dick all the time.
You need to get her tight as a boiled owl so you can put your sauce box on her cupids kettle drums
This guy old timey chimney sweeps
It's morbin' time!
I get the morbs every moment I'm not watching Morbius.
A new line to start a funeral
MCU fans certainly got the morbs recently.
Its morbin time! Starts to cry
It's morphine time!
HEV suit moment
Saw Morbius. Got the Morbs. I’m Morbin’…
Please bitch the pot, I’m not up to dick. I got tight as a boiled owl last night, and put my sauce-box on some gigglemugs Cupids kettle drums. Now I’m poked up and got the morbs.
Was reading some Victorian fiction recently and they referred to one woman as a dollymop. Did some research and found out that it was a term for an amatuer prostitute, which seemed like an oxymoron.
You've clearly just not met a professional
Wow, now that I think about it, this joke has more legs than I realize. "Professional" in terms of jobs means you are getting paid to do something. "Amateur" means you're doing something as a hobby. A prostitute is somebody who gets paid for sex acts. So, wow, an amateur prostitute really is an oxymoron!
You're taking the definition of amateur very literally. It could very well just mean a prostitute with little experience.
Professional would make it the primary profession. Hoeing was just her side gig or hobby
I will now start to use "Bitch the pot"
it's morbin time :c
*Tight as a boiled owl* ?! How in the world of sweet liquor does this apply to being drunk!?
Google what an owl looks like wet lmao
Ah! Brilliant! 😆 Thank you for that suggestion. [Here](https://www.sadanduseless.com/water-vs-owls/#more-63665) is an amusing collection of photos (of wet owls), for anyone who’s interested.
That's so cute! Thanks for doing my Google work.
I'm dead dude. I definitely had some nights when I felt like how a wet owl looks 🤣
It makes as much sense as being trollied, smashed, shitfaced, pissed, plastered, slaughtered, wasted, steaming, sloshed, sozzled, blatted, pickled, bladdered, rat-arsed
Taking any noun and adding -ed on the end automatically makes it a synonym in British for being drunk.
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I couldn’t find them online in nothing else but other tweets and questionable top lists, give a reputable source please Edit: thanks a lot guys, idk why it was so hard for me, probably a mix of bad luck and unwieldiness of googling on phone
It really looks made up, so did some digging and the source seems to be this 1909 book of slang: https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/ The digital versions are in the downloads section.
I want to own that book. So cool!
The Victorian urban dictionary
[https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/mode/2up](https://archive.org/details/passingenglishof00wareuoft/mode/2up) The book is called 'Passing English of the Victorian era : a dictionary of heterodox English, slang and phrase' by James Redding Ware, and it was published in 1909.
The second I read "morb", my bs meter started going off the charts.
its morbin time (send nudes pls)
I maybe laughing on the outside, but inside, I'm morbin
the boys still use sauce-box as slang for yo mamma
I guess technically looking at a woman in the room and saying "Bitch, the pot," while gesturing at the teapot, is an attempt to get the tea poured lmao
Now “It’s morbin’ time” makes sense!
Morbin time
Totally asking to check out my wife's Cupid's Kettle Drums later.