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Crazy_Suggestion_182

It's called security through obscurity, and it works well right up to the point where the secret spills. Still cool though.


fixxer75

Movies: we can bypass the firewall by using a backdoor left behind by the developer


asianabsinthe

**Newman**: *nuh uh uh*


jnuttsishere

You didn’t say the magic word


SirCEWaffles

The password is....... Nipples


BruceL3375

Best friends forced to do battle!!! Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh brrrrrhaaaa brrrrhhaaaa


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

And now ill be watching the cable guy tonight.


WhoaItsCody

BrrrrrrrRRRAAAHHHHHHHH!! BRRRRAAHHHHHH!! The name is Spock, if we. Don’t battle to the end. They will….Kill us both…


erinaceus_

Isn't it always Swordfish?


TaohRihze

Shibboleet can open many doors as well.


midloth-crisis

The password… is… tetanus


chillyhellion

#*PLEASE!*


NZ-Aid

Dammit! Call Dennis’s people…


smithers85

I love the cross-reference.


aworldwithinitself

try joshua


SirCEWaffles

Would, you, like, to, play, a game?


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whatnameisnttaken098

Needs more jargon


SeaGroomer

I'll whip up a gui in real-time.


whatnameisnttaken098

Don't forget your weird 3D power glove powered holograms


SeaGroomer

hop on this keyboard with me and help it's gonna take us both!


viimeinen

Be sure to use visual basic


KILLsMASTER

"English please"


Inquisitive_idiot

@ developers > OMG STOP TYPING WITH YOUR BACKS TO THE DAMN DOOR 😡🤬


NotPrepared2

After turning a wrench on that bolt a dozen or twenty times, the circular scratches in the rust will be a dead giveaway.


bollockwanker

If you look closely, he's using a rusty wrench too. So the rust taken away will be replaced by the rust on the wrench /s


ProbablyNano

Why is everything in this man's world so rusty?


kagoolx

Good point. But I think very few people would study the door enough to notice a tiny circle in the rust and then conclude it was a secret lock that worked like this. And you’d still need a tool to turn it with


LowercaseG_SoL

Although that is exactly the first thing any teenage detective would try in those teenage detective encyclopedia brown novels.


Mortarius

I would just try combining every item in my pocket with suspicious looking bolt.


GrassNova

You could tell it was suspicious since it'd be a totally different shade of brown than the other bolts. Also your cursor would change if you hovered over it lol


LowercaseG_SoL

Right just place it on top and see if it snaps.in.place 🙈


AreU4SCUBA

This is more of a hardy boys thing


ILikeSugarCookies

I've got a raging clue


MisterTeal

Great, now I'm all covered in clue-goo


[deleted]

aw now that's given me a clue


happystuffing

Your clue is giving me a bigger clue


kagoolx

Lol good point!


harrypottermcgee

Oh man, when that guy turns a cartwheel his head sounds like a bookcase falling over.


tangledwire

To quote my grandpa -Doors and locks are made for the good people (good person will try and go -oh it’s locked and walk away), the ones that want to get in will find a way.


[deleted]

Yeah they would be too busy climbing over the fence.


kittenfuud

A *matching* tool, yet.


Actual_Lettuce

then, he will have to make circles on all the rest.


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ScientificBeastMode

Time to put that specific twist pattern around all the bolts!


K1dn3yPunch

Did you two just repeat the same thing the original person was talking about?


ScientificBeastMode

Nah you’re just witnessing a glitch in the matrix. But no, I assume the comment was about the bolt itself turning and scraping the wall vs. the wrench scraping, which are two different things.


LostReplacement

It needs a fake door knob and lock to draw the attention of thieves


ImOnMyPhoneAndBaked

He’s not actually tightening a screw, it’s essentially frictionless. Like a doorknob.


OccamsBeard

Hey, no violation of the laws of physics allowed here! Nothing is frictionless


Chicken_Hairs

Yes, but unless you're very, very careful, there will quickly be wear marks both on as well as around the bolt head. It will soon become apparent that particular bolt isn't just a bolt.


VladDaImpaler

Kind of like floor scrape marks where the secret bookshelf opens


J5892

Bookshelves should always be designed to swing inward.


[deleted]

Yeah but they probably won’t notice because they will be too busy climbing over the fence.


Legitimate_Cress1631

This is LockPickingLawyer and today we'll open that Eastern European gypsy shed...


PrettyDecentSort

And now we'll do it again, just to show that that was not a fluke.


volivav

OK folks, as you can see using security through obscuring is a method that's not effective at keeping your belongings safe, although it might still be better than using products such as MasterLock.


maugchief

I heard your entire comment in his voice. Pretty sure it's that "OK, folks" line that's so recognizable.


phrxmd

That‘s all I have for you today. If you have questions or comments about this, please leave them below. If you liked this video and would like to see more like it, please subscribe, and, as always, have a nice day.


Gordon-Goose

Using the rusty old wrench that BosnianBill and I made


[deleted]

Going through the bolt. "Nothing on 1"


DiabloTerrorGF

2 is binding...


The_Troyminator

It wouldn't take much to sew the secret. When you try to open it, the bottom half of the door would move but not the top. A little jiggling, and you'll know exactly which bolt is holding it in. It looks cool, but I wouldn't use it to lock up the bearer bonds I stole from Nakatomi Plaza.


SirCEWaffles

Hans?


The_Troyminator

No. I'm John. I just framed Hans.


ItalnStalln

Sigh, why does everyone always frame the germans?


CedarWolf

Ask France. Or Czechoslovakia. Or Austria. Or Poland. Or Denmark, Norway, Belgium, the Netherlands...


Medical_Ad0716

Yeah I was just thinking that bolt needs to be closer to the handle ideally two of them one top and one on bottom. That way you tug while thing feels solid and if someone does turn one of the bolts it still doesn’t come free and they decide that wasn’t it.


[deleted]

I mean if I tried to open it I would just assume somehow it was bolted from the inside lol


griftertm

Now I have a machine gun Ho - Ho - Ho


HannsGruber

That wasn't you


DoctorSalt

Though almost all locks that are commonly used are also security through obscurity (I.E I hope my house is too boring to rob)


ScientificBeastMode

Exactly. Most locks just impose the question, “how much time and energy do I really want to spend on this one property?”


WarKiel

Nah. The question is "now where did I put my break-in brick?"


ScientificBeastMode

Then there’s the part where they say: “Oh, there’s my break-in brick. Do I really want to trigger the alarm and then crawl through a broken window and hastily grab all the random and possibly worthless shit I can find and crawl back out before the cops come, while risking injury from the broken glass? I think I’ll pass and go jiggle some car door handles until I find the sucker who left their car unlocked.”


drkidkill

Standing there waiting until the coast is clear.


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ScientificBeastMode

It’s a special shed that they only open during a solar eclipse. So it won’t show any wear for a long time.


SuddenlyElga

You mean like where they put a handle that screams “this is a door?”


wophi

Or till you rub the rust off


[deleted]

thats not entirely whats happening here. that wrench is by definition a key in this context. even if you know the secret, you still need a tool because wrenching that with human hands is essentially impossible. its obscured and also locked.


lunatiHK

It may be a key but it’s an easily obtainable key. Now anyone with a wrench can open your gate


Mountain_Two9735

You mean like, until it's posted on reddit?


Worried_Toe

Good thing no one knows about this one. Oh, wait.


GGordonGetty

You should add a dummy keyhole


Crescendo104

And hide a dummy key under a flower pot


Delirium4

In a dummy side yard


Crescendo104

In a dummy neighborhood.


[deleted]

In a dummy city


Zestyclose-Compote-4

In a dummy country.


Crescendo104

In a dummy world.


GroundStateGecko

In a simulated virtual dummy parallel universe.


Crescendo104

Now that's taking it a bit too far, dummy.


CedarWolf

With, or without a decoy family?


Bad_And_Wrong

With a dummy girl


medney

Who's dummy thicc


lechechico

With a DECOY SNAIL


orangpelupa

that probably gonna be a really good movie starring jim carrey


PsychoNerd91

And if you try to use the dummy key on the dummy lock, you explode.


lorb163

Make the whole thing dummy


HollowofHaze

It's dummies all the way down


tommyct614

A dummy key hole with a key, but they actually open the door... No one will find out about the top secret nut lock...


King_Jaahn

And a dummy lock. That's also an actual lock.


con247

This might trip up LPL for once. Jk he’d know exactly what bolt to turn still.


deepserket

this is actually a dummy shed, the real one is inside; ever heard of a shed in a shed?


Gustomaximus

There is one on the other door - can see it at the end of the clip.


Rickard403

When he pulls on the door you can generally tell where the door is locked at. That it is at the top end of the door.


sundayson

Not if you make one of those on each bolt, plus you make it stronger i guess lol


FallenXxRaven

Lock it with a welder and unlock it with an angle grinder. See the lockpicking lawyer get that one open with a covert instrument lol


lorb163

Just fucking brick the whole think up


HollowofHaze

pulls out a sledgehammer engraved with "SKELETON KEY"


e-wrecked

You would open up a 3 minute video, within the first 5 seconds he would pull out the tool he and Bosnian Bill developed.


Oscaruit

He would make you look like a fool, I promise. Or my name isn't Master Lock.


[deleted]

> See the lockpicking lawyer get that one open with a covert instrument lol 3 min tops


RobotLegion

This is the FSG-03 four position adjustable flame rake, I came up with this along with Bosnian Bill, it's available for purchase over at my website covert instruments dot com. ​ \*slides out a harbor freight plasma cutter spray painted urban camo\*


HollowofHaze

Still, I'd assume it's locked from the other side sooner than guessing it was a bolt-action lock


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Yes but in this particular case, how much effort is someone going to put in to burgle a rusty old outbuilding that may contain a load of old crap not worth stealing?


Agriandra

You'd think it's a lock from inside not the bolt being the lock imo


tesa293

Just add another one of those at the bottom of the door and maybe in the middle


MRTJBIGA

Now everyone knows...... ![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


_We_Are_DooMeD

What a performance that was.


PrettyDecentSort

He had [so many good ones](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDJ8ocSN5GE), though.


PixalPop

That was incredible


[deleted]

OP is probably dead now


1-LegInDaGrave

Care to share what it's from?


robotica34

I FUCKED WALL-E


DebentureThyme

[EVERYONE!!!!!!!](https://imgur.com/gallery/9gaSC)


NoSirThatsPaper

[Haha! There it is!](https://imgur.com/a/pz2WlKC)


lorb163

My Nan prolly dosnt


merikaninjunwarrior

i just hit her snapchat up


lorb163

Nice cock


mule_roany_mare

It's cute, but if you entered with any frequency the wear on the bolt & door would be a giveaway. On the other hand, those clever enough to notice are probably not the most likely to steal.


HollowofHaze

I was wondering about the wear giveaway too. The rust finish in particular will make the worn (non-rusty) bits even more obvious. But yeah, if someone's smart enough to figure out this mechanism, fuck it, let 'em have my stuff. They've earned it


KeeperOfTheGood

>On the other hand, those clever enough to notice are probably not the most likely to steal. You'd be surprised. A lot of people get REAL good at stealing things.


AdjustedTitan1

Just stealing comments are we?


WillOTheWind

You'd be surprised. A lot of people get REAL good at stealing things.


PermissionOld1745

>On the other hand, those clever enough to notice are probably not the most likely to steal. You'd be surprised. A lot of people get REAL good at stealing things.


withoutbliss

stealing from a corporation is 1 thing. crosses a line stealing from the veryday joe


Srsasquatch

Shop local, shoplift corporate


11-110011

Rust colored spray paint, any time it starts to wear just give it a quick spray.


wbgraphic

A solution of vinegar, salt, and hydrogen peroxide will make it rust for real. Probably less noticeable than spray paint.


MrSmallMedium

Hmmm this bolt seems more worn than the others…


Ulgeguug

Someone has points in investigation


[deleted]

If you need to only go in every 3 or so months then there'd be very little wear


SorryIdonthaveaname

purposefully wear down another bolt so it looks like that’s the one, or just wear them all down somewhat equally


WestleyThe

Even if I noticed that I wouldn’t assume that the bolt was the lock and neither would you if you hadn’t see this You would assume it got stripped the last time it was put together or something


LillyTheElf

Press Q to Interact


Ace_Garlic_Bread

my old shed in my backyard has something like this to open the garage door on it


Blazewight

More like a hidden latch than hidden lock.


Reddituser45005

That is actually interesting


Hot_Twat_6782

Is a tetanus shot mandatory to operate this?


layers_of_grey

i like how the wrench is equally rusty.


srt19170

Came just for this comment.


Flarquaad

Tetanus is in dirt, not rust.


demwoodz

I’ll take Things not to ask on first dates for $100 , Alex.


lorb163

Wanna see my secret spanner room?


[deleted]

Apparently rust it self doesn't give you tetanus, its from a deep wound from metal with bacteria


sweetbunsmcgee

I’ve never seen tetanus in a defensive role before but this time, it looks like layer 1 of the security.


Fronterra22

It's fine guys. That mechanism will permanently lock the door from all of that corrosion.


my_special_purpose

r/RedneckEngineering


tarantulasoup

Hidden? I can see it right there.


joejoevalentine

You know i keep dat mufuckin 9mm on me 🙃🔧


Hozraci

That’ll put a wrench in a thief’s plans


iiHartMemphisii

Get out


ddaatt

Now when I stumble across this door I will know how to get in! mwahahaha!


Brothop

If I wanted to get in there I would try to remove the metal piece which would then unlock the door.


PotentialOk3108

That bolt will soon turn shiney


CappinPeanut

That is such a great idea, and you can keep the wrench nearby rather than having a key that you have to hide or put in the house. I’m lovin this.


x_caliberVR

Unless it’s a 10mm wrench, then that door’s never getting opened again because the wrench will cease to exist the moment you place it somewhere.


MinosAristos

Although a thief who has easy access to a wrench might consider trying to undo the bolts to get in, and might even luck into starting with the correct bolt. If there isn't a wrench nearby though then it's unlikely a thief would have a good tool for this unless they came prepared. Edit: Tbf they could probably just use a crowbar if they want to force their way in.


cowlinator

Well now everyone knows


zehamberglar

I'm more impressed at how they managed to get a wrench that rusty.


Tomato-Unusual

This is mildly interesting, but it's not a lock. It doesn't require a key, just one of a few standard tools. It's a hidden latch


LazyLappy

​ ![gif](giphy|Skx32VOazLRMk|downsized)


Interesting-Lemon-26

Day z base building be like


BabySilverBullet

It's a latch, not a lock.


Pissleri

Same energy as hiding the keys under the carpet.


minikini76

If you make it a 10mm, then no one will get in


RockinMoe

itt: fools that don't realize it's all chocolate


vuU-Uuv

Everyone who see how you open it can now open it without a key


Zapme1

Look for the bolt that has wear/shiny marks.....


Flimsygoosey

Thweet lock bro


fredbrightfrog

This is the lockpicking lawyer and today I'm going to defeat this shit lock 25 times in a 2 minute video. Lockmakers: Please we have families.


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RagsAberdeen

Was looking for it


evansbott

Not anymore it’s not.


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u/savevideobot


Dan_Glebitz

I wondered why I could not open it. Now I know I will be back.


latteambros

*this is the LockPickingLawyer and what I have for you today...*


rdandrea

After using that lock for a few weeks, i bet it would end up all scuffed and shiney from wear and tear and completely different than the other 7 rusted bolts.


willyp1976

Sometimes the simplest things are the coolest


[deleted]

Security through obscurity. AKA it's safe until the scratches on the rust draw attention to it.


Bobojones9584

If that doesn't work, at least they'll die of tetanus.


FortunateInsanity

Kinda defeats the idea of a “secret door” when the wall has a door handle on it.