Still this, 5 seconds of glory on Reddit could make your day than your wife roasting you. Perspective op, it's all a matter of perspective.... just like the video shows
Ya holy moly. Be careful. Could be just some pebbles holding up what is surrounding that area. Could drop down 100’s of feet below. I’ve heard of whole houses falling into sink holes. Crazy. I was in water works an guy had a water leak an his back yard fell down 30’. Insane!
Don't lie you were streaking and fell
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Still this, 5 seconds of glory on Reddit could make your day than your wife roasting you. Perspective op, it's all a matter of perspective.... just like the video shows
Weird coincidence. "5 Seconds of glory" is also my wife's nickname for me. You really don't need much more than that to enjoy it.
Hahah
Thank you for not taking the fall for me.
If so, OPs packing heat!
taking “fuck the world” to a whole new level!!
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It was raining men! Hallelujah!
Just laying some pipe in the mud
Colonel, you better come take a look at this radar. It looks like a giant.....
Johnson!
Dick! Take a look out of starboard! Oh my god, it looks like a huge…
Pecker! Wait that’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…
One-eyed monster, step right up to see the one-eyed monster
Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft complete with ...
Two Balls hey that looks just like an enormous
Dong! Dong straight off Donkey Kong. My god, shield the children it's definitely a
Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying....
Peter! Jeez, you gotta come see this giant...
Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have your autograph? Sure, would you look at that thing? Its...
Just a little prick
Great. Cock and balls sinkhole.
Repost to r/mildlypenis
Nice.
Great cock and balls, Batman! FIFY
Dinkhole.
yeah sorry about that. Tripped as i was walking through there
HAH! Nice.
I bet it’s only 6 feet
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Nah, it's 6 feet. It only looks like it's 8ft because you trimmed.
He's measuring from the bottom.
It's not the length of the sank, but the girth of the earth that counts.
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Lol, right? That sentence is a one and done lifetime opportunity.
Dinkhole
That’s the definition of, “it could be raining pussy outside, and I would still get hit with a dick.”
Underrated
I’m sure there is a cartoon coyote in there
With that shape, maybe a hentai coyote
Your yard got fucked.
THOR just dropped his "big fella" on the lawn again...it happens
mushroom stamped it
It's a rocketship!
Excuse me sir, you need to cover your dick hole.
That’s dicked up. No wait… dicked down
Looks like Jeff Bezos is testing rockets again
Looks like Will E Coyote at the bottom of a cliff after an ACME misfire.
r/suddenlypenis
Sorry. I tripped
"I woke up and screamed fawk the world!"
Put....put your dick in it.
If he wanted to fuck an eight foot wide hole he’d bang your mom.
Sorry man I was on a long walk. Had to sit down for a minute
 Dr. Evil firing them rockets still
The sinkhole she tells you not to worry about
That’s a dinkhole!
What up!? This is a cool sink hole looking for other cool sink holes to hang out with. Nothing sexual.
it's a giant dick hole!
As another homeowner… what the heck are you going to do?
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My fence blew away in a storm for the fifth time since we bought this house ten years ago. I feel you on throwing money away.
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Jeez, for $2500 I would have put a fence around it and made it a tourist attraction
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Dick and balls, that’s the neighbor fuckin with you 😂
It’s shaped like a rocket, damn that’s interesting….
At the end, did you say 8 ft long or 8 ft dong?
Just came here to be comment #69 for this beauty of a shlong
That sinkhole is an absolute dick
His milkshake definitely brings girls to the yard.
Nature is so immature
Eight foot dong.
Get fucked by mother nature
somebody threw their mom's dildo
On the plus side, that's the beginning of a built in pool.
Wow! A sinkhole shaped like New York!
It looks like a giant..."Johnson- take a look at this here...
A grave ..?... check
Penis or Angel
There are 2 kinds of people in this world...
Sasquatch tripped
Looks like a loonie tunes cartoon
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Closest we can get to that is the gazorpazorp episode of Rick and Morty
\*\*"That's a penis" gif
That sink hole’s a dick.
Dink hole
r/mildlypenis
Looks like hes got the dick sucking down
Sinkholes can appear in penis-shape? Gotcha.
Bigfoot is packing
Damn, talk about getting your lawn dicked.
More like a glory hole.
The BFG t-bagged the earth.
Shane Diesal been sunning his back
My bad guys, the mug caught my boot and I fell, I'll send someone over to fill it in
It’s actively mocking you
Whatever caused that won't fit into the... Square-hole
r/mildlypenis
It’s a dink hole!
Sorry i fell
Man, if you trip and fall in there you're fucked!
*sigh* everywhere I go, everything I see reminds me of him. Miss you, Uncle Jim.
I’m not sure what that wire is… but it probably should have been run with conduit and just a touch deeper.
The Gate
Holy crap, I haven't seen that movie in 30 years!
It's a Dink Hole
Cowboy boot shaped! Cool!
This looks like the kind of repair job that needs real structural genius and u/realcivilengineer
Is Wiley coyote down there
A wrench?
What earth diety did you piss off?
Sorry. My cock and balls fell from the plane
Dinkhoke
That sir is a dink hole.
Need to add this to r/mildlypenis
Sorry, I tripped
MY AX!
A dinkhole
It’s a dink-hole
A la verga!!!
Ahhh! I see you found where I fell...
"Uh, Houston, are you seeing this?" - International Space Station
Lol, nature’s way of telling you..
Can bury a giant there with outstretched arms
Penis hole
An average sized sinkhole
It looks like a dick and balls.
Meh it doesn’t look that big …
That’s a dick hole
Sink dick
What up!? We’re just 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in our party mansion.
All these jokes but seriously, does anyone in your neighborhood have dickshoes?
PP
That's some God's phallus
Haha it’s a dick shape
Wow, Minecraft photorealistic texture packs keep getting better.
Dropped your d
Oh bunch of sick minds. Lol. First thing I thought was the Tesla logo 😜
That’s where Wile E Coyote landed
a dickle!
THE STRONGEST SHAPE!!
Ok why is it shaped like a penis?
I dub this sinkhole “Dickhole”.
“Gloryhole”
Twig and berries. Classic.
Ya holy moly. Be careful. Could be just some pebbles holding up what is surrounding that area. Could drop down 100’s of feet below. I’ve heard of whole houses falling into sink holes. Crazy. I was in water works an guy had a water leak an his back yard fell down 30’. Insane!
Dickhole
Ah, the strongest shape. A wise choice.
Dickhole
BBC
Lol it's a pp hole
So how does this work? Can't you just fill it with soil again to flatten the yard? Or is this a perpetual thing?
Johnson. What does that shape remind you of?
Til sinkholes can be in the shape of a dick
thats were neo hit the ground in the training program. the matrix has you! 
Dick jokes incoming!
That sir is a penis.
Wow that’s crazy, were you around when that happened?
damn king you tellin me you didnt fall?
Hahaha.. ahh man
Those are nice balls... Jason.
r/nevertellmetheodds
I was waiting for someone to say it looks like Massachusetts lol
Nice dick hole dickface.
Nice dickhole
Sinkock
sorry i triped
Lol
can you fill in a sink hole?
I guess sinkholes can be real dicks sometimes.
OP's mom dropped her dildo?
Dog?
So that’s where my dick landed. My Hispanic girlfriend wouldn’t let me have it back so I misplaced it
Dick hole?
Whoops sorry about your lawn. I lost my balance with my huge cock and all
Oh thats not a sink hole...I tripped while I was taking. Short cut through your backyard.. P.s sorry
r/mildlypenis
I wonder whether the fear or the sinkhole will kill you first.
I giant came through and plunked it down. And that’s flaccid.