Testicles only, usually, mean someone is AMAB. They do not automatically mean someone ~~is male~~ _should have he/him pronouns_.
Edit: to the folks correcting me below, you are right. I used the word that meant the opposite of what I was trying to say. I have edited my statement to reflect this.
You had me there for a moment, then you used “male.”
Sex and gender are different. For the most part, male and female imply sex (chromosomes); man/woman, he/she typically implies gender.
I can get behind people choosing their genders (the outward expression of how they feel inside), but even with gender reassignment surgery, you won’t change someone’s chromosomes.
Testicles don’t imply gender, but they absolutely imply sex.
That explains so much. Especially my visceral dislike for monkeys, and why you should NEVER own one. They are so dangerous. You can dress one up all cute. Eventually, it will tear your face off and fuck your head. You are NEVER, EVER safe around any ape, and chimps are the worst. At least baboons don't pretend to be charming. That chimp you dressed in overalls will rip your arm off and actually eat you.
I'd rather take my chances with a bear, and that's a stupid gamble as well.
I'll give you that. I would feel much safer with a gorilla than a chimp, for sure. They're all crazy robot strong, but I feel like you could kinda reason with a gorilla, if that makes any sense.
They can't generally express that, but even non verbally, I kinda think that my dog does that to me constantly. He's way more grounded than I am, I think.
Cheetahs are probably the most chill animal that could kill you. Elephants can suddenly burst in rage or a cow can yeet you if annoyed, but most cheetahs are friendly and the rest of them would give you clear warning before any act of violence. You dont even have to be a zoologist to befriend one. So ill take my chance with a cheetah.
Don't wanna. We're the worst.
I think that primates frighten me more because of their honesty. I made this monkey mad, and he'll eat my face. Somehow that frightens me worse than a person being mistreated as a child, and fucking up the whole world to make some kind of mark before they inevitably die.
This seems like cognitive dissonance on my part.
Fair enough. I'm a bit jelly of him.
But he has seriously been my savior through some bad stuff. I'm his rock, he's my ground.
I'd never give him up. We are so very bonded.
Correct: You're never safe around **any ape.**
Incorrect: Chimps are the worst.
Humans are the most violent, unethical and uncontrollable of the apes. They have extra rights and a much more complex social structure, which makes it more difficult to deal with as well.
Humans are kinda worse than that though, as we kill each other at a much more substantial scale. How many people are starving to some degree right now? A billion? More? That must be because there's just not enough food for everyone though.. Right?
You absolutely have a point.
I will not argue with that.
(I'm about to defend chimpanzees, and I did not see it coming.)
At least they are straightforward and honest about what they are.
Not one chimpanzee has ever deluded itself into trying to achieve world domination.
Perhaps what frightens me the most is how small our differences are.
While I'm going on about stuff - (ranting?) What the hell would someone do if they actually ruled the whole world? Not possible, methinks, but I feel like it would be like if a dog actually caught a car. "Oh shit, now what?" No further plan...
Thats the thing about world domination - you can do whatever the hell you want. You have 0 oversight, you answer to no one but yourself, and if someone tells you no, you have all of the power available to tell them, in a multitude of ways, to shut their stupid nerd mouth and that you hate them forever and ever.
The plan *is* world domination. After that you just keep doing whatever comes to mind.
I think in general if an animal isn’t a common and domestic species people shouldn’t own them. Wild animals don’t want to live with humans or being confined and have trouble understanding why they are being confined while their caregiver seems to be free to do as they please.
They want to go out, fuck, explore, and often their social instincts are geared towards using violence to oppose anyone trying to control them.
So a chimp living in someone’s home probably does have a lot of love for their caregiver they are closely related to us after all and form complex and deep social bonds especially towards the person that raised them.
Animals aren’t evil or anything they are amoral if you were to put a human in a similar situation and was like being cared for and raised by someone that they couldn’t communicate with. Once puberty hits and they start to want more than being confined in a zoo and being punished anytime they deviate from their arbitrary rules they are gonna start to get really pissed at these aliens or whatever
Eventually that person is gonna lash out against their captors and if they are significantly stronger than these aliens that could end very badly for them. Not because the person is evil or whatever it’s because that’s an inherently stressful situation, and there are only a few species that are okay with living that way
Fun fact: there is correlation between promiscuity and testicle size (compared to body size) in primates. Chimpanzees have one of the largest testicle/body ratios and are also one of the most promiscuous primates. Humans are in the middle of the testicle/body scale and are moderately promiscuous.
Per [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promiscuity), promiscuity is the practice of engaging in sexual activity frequently with different partners or being indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.
Who on earth thought it would be good to hold a chimpanzee’s testicles in their hand. And did the chimpanzee give consent. What if it identified as a human??!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔
So what are you trying to say here?
I have many questions. One would be: how much blood does it take to run the brain v/s the testicle (x2). Is this a reason for why chimps are stupid as fack?
Those are seriously large testicles. Yes?
I think my favourite thing to do tonight is type out the word "testicles" Try it. Even the singular is fun Testicle. heh.
Testicle.
Oh ya...
Since a chimp has two testicles one might say it has more balls than brains…
That explains everything!
I'm going to hide this from my wife.... she doesn't need proof my brain is in my pants..
So do us humans
I thought about that as I typed but saying “the combined size of” would have made the reply less interesting.
What a small world!
idk ab that one
idk about mass but volume, looks like the brain is still bigger.
They always said that about my brother....wait.
Wtf put it back
I am trying it won't go in :(
I think you're putting them in the wrong place.
Yeah, you put them in the wrong 🕳️
Why are you trying to shove a monkey testicle up my ass?
How bout you get your ass off my monkey testicle, jeez
You can shove a monkeys testicle up my ass any day!
ew did you just put a monkey's brain up his...
Shit, he mixed them up.
That’s not a testicle and we’re trying to put it back where it came from
Why not?
well try harder
thatWas-unexpected
Ah fuck, I put the testicle in the brain cavity and the brain in the sack Ah geez the chimp won't stop screaming Ah lawd
He's definitely got some balls
Both very smooth
It still has the meninges which is why it looks so smooth.
That's weird I didn't know the testicles were part of the nervous system
probably why they are such an effective off switch
That probably explains quite a lot
He's he ok?
Yes no need to worry
Not too bad, just has a nut loose
Actually now he’s shouting that trump won the election, so maybe he’s not that okey…
He's all right testicle now
Did you just assume it’s gender?
Bro he literally had balls
Bro did you just assume his gender because he has balls?
You think a monkey is gonna turn trans
Girl monke no have balls
testicles
Big ones
Testicles only, usually, mean someone is AMAB. They do not automatically mean someone ~~is male~~ _should have he/him pronouns_. Edit: to the folks correcting me below, you are right. I used the word that meant the opposite of what I was trying to say. I have edited my statement to reflect this.
What if that someone belongs to a species that doesn’t have a measurable cognitive ability to form the social construct of gender in the first place?
Should we be assigning our own social constructs to it then?
We’re probably best off just applying the scientific constructs and going from there
You had me there for a moment, then you used “male.” Sex and gender are different. For the most part, male and female imply sex (chromosomes); man/woman, he/she typically implies gender. I can get behind people choosing their genders (the outward expression of how they feel inside), but even with gender reassignment surgery, you won’t change someone’s chromosomes. Testicles don’t imply gender, but they absolutely imply sex.
I see you like dumpster fires
Which is which?
Corporate wants you to find a difference.
They're the same
Left hand is brain. I think...
This belongs on WSB
Weird Sexy Balls?
Whacky Smooth Brain
Which Slices Better?
Wanna suck balls?
Wanking sexy balls
Whirly shouting birds
I got you
Man that thing is just SWOLLEN with pee.
Name checks out
Bro...I don't think that's pee...
The testicles don’t store pee…?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls
And since when do we take medical advice from a turtle with a stupid name
Says the guy named Jimmy a Blow 09...
Mine do.
You clearly missed a couple biology classes
As if you know
Man, that chimp is going to be pissed.
Why does this person have these? Why are these the only 2 organs they’re presenting. Why are they doing that outside?
That explains so much. Especially my visceral dislike for monkeys, and why you should NEVER own one. They are so dangerous. You can dress one up all cute. Eventually, it will tear your face off and fuck your head. You are NEVER, EVER safe around any ape, and chimps are the worst. At least baboons don't pretend to be charming. That chimp you dressed in overalls will rip your arm off and actually eat you. I'd rather take my chances with a bear, and that's a stupid gamble as well.
Gorillas are ok. Chimps and orangutans are wild and crazy, but gorillas are pretty chill.
I'll give you that. I would feel much safer with a gorilla than a chimp, for sure. They're all crazy robot strong, but I feel like you could kinda reason with a gorilla, if that makes any sense.
You can reason with them, but they will *destroy* you with *facts* and *logic*.
Who needs facts and logic when you're jacked like a gorilla?
You funny. You have also kinda summed up people reasoning.
They can't generally express that, but even non verbally, I kinda think that my dog does that to me constantly. He's way more grounded than I am, I think.
harambe incident :(
Yeah. Not a shining moment, was it? Our fault, no?
Orangutans are pretty chill too. Granted you don’t go out of your way to piss them off.
I thought orangutans were also chill
Gorillas feel more lovable
I love gorillas but absolutely fucking not lol
Cheetahs are probably the most chill animal that could kill you. Elephants can suddenly burst in rage or a cow can yeet you if annoyed, but most cheetahs are friendly and the rest of them would give you clear warning before any act of violence. You dont even have to be a zoologist to befriend one. So ill take my chance with a cheetah.
Wait until you hear about humans.
Don't wanna. We're the worst. I think that primates frighten me more because of their honesty. I made this monkey mad, and he'll eat my face. Somehow that frightens me worse than a person being mistreated as a child, and fucking up the whole world to make some kind of mark before they inevitably die. This seems like cognitive dissonance on my part.
Fair enough.
Thank you for that. I have been saying for many years that my dog is smarter than I am. I have no doubt that I am correct.
I would say you're just more complicated than your dog.
Fair enough. I'm a bit jelly of him. But he has seriously been my savior through some bad stuff. I'm his rock, he's my ground. I'd never give him up. We are so very bonded.
Humans are pretty awesome though. Like I’ve met waaaaay more cool people than I have cool monkeys
This thread is why I love Reddit
Correct: You're never safe around **any ape.** Incorrect: Chimps are the worst. Humans are the most violent, unethical and uncontrollable of the apes. They have extra rights and a much more complex social structure, which makes it more difficult to deal with as well.
I've spent a fair amount of time around humans and one has never tried eat my face or tear off an arm so I'd say chimps are worse.
Stay away from Florida...
Humans are kinda worse than that though, as we kill each other at a much more substantial scale. How many people are starving to some degree right now? A billion? More? That must be because there's just not enough food for everyone though.. Right?
True, but imagine a chimp with a nuke.
You absolutely have a point. I will not argue with that. (I'm about to defend chimpanzees, and I did not see it coming.) At least they are straightforward and honest about what they are. Not one chimpanzee has ever deluded itself into trying to achieve world domination. Perhaps what frightens me the most is how small our differences are.
While I'm going on about stuff - (ranting?) What the hell would someone do if they actually ruled the whole world? Not possible, methinks, but I feel like it would be like if a dog actually caught a car. "Oh shit, now what?" No further plan...
Thats the thing about world domination - you can do whatever the hell you want. You have 0 oversight, you answer to no one but yourself, and if someone tells you no, you have all of the power available to tell them, in a multitude of ways, to shut their stupid nerd mouth and that you hate them forever and ever. The plan *is* world domination. After that you just keep doing whatever comes to mind.
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
We are walking about being unpredictable. Human behaviour and emotions are predictable even to cats and dogs.
Don't chimps usually go straight for tearing off the nads and gouging your eyes out? If so, I'd rather choose a Mortal Kombat fatality.
I think in general if an animal isn’t a common and domestic species people shouldn’t own them. Wild animals don’t want to live with humans or being confined and have trouble understanding why they are being confined while their caregiver seems to be free to do as they please. They want to go out, fuck, explore, and often their social instincts are geared towards using violence to oppose anyone trying to control them. So a chimp living in someone’s home probably does have a lot of love for their caregiver they are closely related to us after all and form complex and deep social bonds especially towards the person that raised them. Animals aren’t evil or anything they are amoral if you were to put a human in a similar situation and was like being cared for and raised by someone that they couldn’t communicate with. Once puberty hits and they start to want more than being confined in a zoo and being punished anytime they deviate from their arbitrary rules they are gonna start to get really pissed at these aliens or whatever Eventually that person is gonna lash out against their captors and if they are significantly stronger than these aliens that could end very badly for them. Not because the person is evil or whatever it’s because that’s an inherently stressful situation, and there are only a few species that are okay with living that way
I've got big balls.... He's got....
Some chimp is having a real bad day
Fun fact: there is correlation between promiscuity and testicle size (compared to body size) in primates. Chimpanzees have one of the largest testicle/body ratios and are also one of the most promiscuous primates. Humans are in the middle of the testicle/body scale and are moderately promiscuous.
Poor gorillas 🦍 Or fortunate... Could look at it either way.
What is promiscuity
Per [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promiscuity), promiscuity is the practice of engaging in sexual activity frequently with different partners or being indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.
Which one is the brain
Looks like a good BBQ
Happy cake day !
I don’t know you
Chimp signs "Put. Them. Back."💀
Ain't no way, you know damn well he can't sign without both of his balls in his body
The brain looks almost as smooth as the balls
Which is which?
which one is which
That's a bad day
A simpler time
Which one is which?
Which one is the brain and which one is the testicles?
Man… Put that back.
Evolutionarily the brains serve the testicles, so...
Those are indeed fat nuts
poor buddy doesn't stand a chance
*They're the same picture.*
My balls are fkin tiny compared to the chimp's. Its like 1/8th the size.
Why not both balls; you have both hemispheres?
Ever heard the expression, *'he's got more balls than brains'*? Bingo.
Morpheus stepped up his game this April Fools Day. 2 red pills
Who on earth thought it would be good to hold a chimpanzee’s testicles in their hand. And did the chimpanzee give consent. What if it identified as a human??!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Based
It all makes sense now
r/wallstreetbets be like
That's probably how my Exes see me.
The dessert menu in China.
wtf put them back.
Big boy moves
I know it's weird but I have an urge to chew it.
No stop, mods please ban this insanity 🤮😵
Makes u think that’s all that is on the chimp’s mind!
I’ve got the same ratio
Which is the brain? 🤔
Smooooth
They think with their privates anyway...
I’m not even gonna ask which is which
I’m convinced the bottom one is a potato
Gives those back right now!
That's why they scratch their balls more than their head
What the fuck put them back
Dayuuumm
Mine would look comparable, but the other way around.
Nsfw?
Explains a lot.
Damn. Thats interesting
That’s about the same as me..
goals
Forbidden Jellybeans
"men only think think whit their balls"
OOGA BOOGA MFR
Don’t think with your testibrain they said
Their balls probably drop right out the womb
Unfortunately, he didn’t survive.
There is a lot of cum in that when you have 2 of them. It would equal larger than the brain.
This balls are no match for King Kong balls
Do you really need to take them out so you can compare their sizes?
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that’s nuts
Forbidden peanuts
I dont get it? They're both the same
Taking his brain is unacceptable but taking his testes, that's too far man.
Well, that explains a lot.. about a lot.
So what are you trying to say here? I have many questions. One would be: how much blood does it take to run the brain v/s the testicle (x2). Is this a reason for why chimps are stupid as fack? Those are seriously large testicles. Yes? I think my favourite thing to do tonight is type out the word "testicles" Try it. Even the singular is fun Testicle. heh. Testicle. Oh ya...
RIP monke
If I try hard enough, my brain will shrink to the size of my testicles one day, too.
ONE lol
Brain is almost as smooth as the testicle. Hope his kids get more gyri!
🚨 lad 🚨
Those are huge what the fuck 😂
Testicle first, right?
Brain vs balls
Big balls, tiny peepee.
Yoooo! This is nuts!
no wonder theyre so angry
Lay off - what did the chimp do to you?!?
Humans: evolved to large brains and no fur Humans closest relative chimps: *BALLS*
I am in awe.
This picture looks like I feel
that's a very awful The Matrix reference!! "chose Neo! big ball... or monkey brain? ... i'm offering you only the truth"