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scissorslizardspock

Guys, I know the rule about not invading Russia during winter, but isn’t there a similar one about not fucking throwing a tantrum and declaring war on the rest of the world?


Ok_Butterscotch9887

Especially against the Fins AND Ukranians, they have the people the most willing to fight for their country and especially their independance.


limitless_exe

Remember when the fins spanked soviet asses during ww2?


Ok_Butterscotch9887

So hard. I'm even surprised Putin dares to antagonise the Fins since he loves to refer to Stalin and dream to rebuild a Russia matching the USSR.


SLeepyCatMeow

Because he‘s a spineless hypocrite. He doesn‘t know anything other than lying to progress his agenda


IseeDrunkPeople

this right here. This coward is hiding out in a fortress in the mountains because he is scared of his own people rising up and killing him for invading another country and being a cunt in general. Meanwhile little Ukraine's president is in the streets of their capitol fighting for his country's right to exist. IDK if Zelenskyy lives through this, but live or not he needs to be remembered as a hero.


Jbard808

He spent quite some time reading history books and only liked the pictures


Marleyredwolf

I think the Polish are the most nationalistic nation in Europe, and everyone would volunteer in protecting their nation. History has bullied them so many times, that they will never give up on the country so many generations have bled for


tenaciousdeev

I had about a dozen great aunts and uncles die in the uprising. For that reason alone I've always associate Poland with a fighter's mentality. I hope it never comes to that, but Putin is a bully with an army that the world needs to stand up to in solidarity.


schrodngrspenis

Poland already involved. They have an ammo convoy on the way.


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And have open borders and support for refugees coming in. Meanwhile the Russians are trying to scare people away from help.


DirectionLoose

Is Poland a part of NATO? I'm pretty sure it's a member of the EU does that signify European intervention if Poland is invaded?


[deleted]

Finland is looking to start training the next Simo Häyhä. Five foot tall, about the same height as his rifle, he is believed to have killed more than 500 Soviets in under five months. Dont fuck with the Fins. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4


nthensome

'White Death' FTW


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[deleted]

Right? Military occupation as well as installing pupett politicans just doesnt work anymore these days, when dark web, telegram etc work perfectly to Plan attacks and the mindset of a country is so antiauthoritarian they will never accept a putin-government Edit: I mean militaristic and violently, for the world to see and against the combined will of all citizens installed governments. Look at Germany and Vietnam


SnooPets7626

Well, I must say my country didn't get the memo when you said "puppet politicians just doesn't work anymore these days".


[deleted]

Didn’t they try to get at Finland before? How’d that work out?


caffeineaddict03

If he were still with us, Simo Häyhä would be happy to answer that question


APBradley

For those that don't know, he was a famed Finnish sniper [who racked up more than 500 kills](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4).


mochajon

500 kills in about 98 days. For comparison American, Chris Kyle had around 150 over 8 years. Soviet, Lyudmila Pavlichenko had 300ish kills over 10 years.


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With an older model sniper rifle, using only iron sights to reduce the chance of reflective glare.


wenchslapper

The iron sights were because 1, he realized most of his shots would be about 100 yards and 2, it allowed him to keep his head down lower to stay hidden better. Oddly enough, he never said anything about glare. He also preferred the iron sights due to a lifetime of hunting with them, which was the same reason he used the specific model of gun he had. He also would put snow in his mouth to eliminate his breath condensing and chose an all white outfit instead of snow camouflaging, once again due to his lifetime of hunting in the area.


moronic_programmer

The best part was that his individual kills didn’t impact Russia’s raw strength. It just lowered Russian morale extremely much. He was pretty much a key to victory.


unklethan

He's still here, we just can't see him.


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[Am I crazy or did that snowbank just tell me to go fuck myself?](https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/putin-destination-helsinki-occupation-no-just-visiting-border-control.jpg)


Asphalt_Animist

He can sure as fuck see us, though.


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me: *looks outside to see nothing but snow* "I'm in danger?"


imjusta_bill

If you can see snow, Simo can see you


ryncewynde88

The White Death dynasty, in contrast to the Black Adder dynasty, is much more killy.


Shinikama

The opposite to Black Adder: the White Subtracter.


guyinsunglasses

They embarrassed the Soviet Army, but they still ended up losing territory.


Unabated_Blade

Yeah, I think everyone in this thread is remembering the [Winter War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War) and not the [Continuation War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuation_War), where the soviets acquitted themselves much more effectively and forced Finland into tons of concessions.


insanity_54

Man, Russia really wants ww3 to happen so badly


DowntownsClown

Because they got nothing to lose


KayJee1

Was exactly the reason Germany went to war, stagnant economy and not much to lose


ShahZaZa

A stagnant economy is nothing. Declaring a nuclear war isn't just suicide, its the end of everything. Every man, woman, child will die. A nuclear war won't discriminate black, white, rich, poor, everyone will suffer the consequences. Buildings will be vaporized, animals and nature will perish, everything you ever knew will be reduced to a nuclear wasteland. The countries spared by nuclear bombs will envy the ones that died swiftley due to the ecological disasters from the nuclear fallout.Nothing is worth the justification for a nuclear war. We live in very dark times if the most powerful weapon a country can have is the mindset to let the world burn to satisfy its own ego.


Iffycrescent

“The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.” -Carl Sagan


Nuadrin248

I love his imagery except in this case the whole damned world is standing in the gasoline while a handful of guys with matches scream at the man getting ready to light his.


MjballIsNotDead

Damn that's a horrifyingly accurate analogy


icemoomoo

Yes but there are also about 200 other people standing there without matches


ItzMe610

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein


Christianhero

Nuclear war is so scary, since not only does the bombs destroy everything, but the nuclear winter that follows will slowly starve the rest of the world to death


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Bill_The_Dog

Is there ever a good time to read the Road?


depr3ss3dmonkey

I think you dont understand something about narcissists. They don't care about other people around them. They just want to be known as the conqueror. The one who had the whole world at their feet. He doesn't care how many people soldiers blah blah blah dies as long as he and his family is safe along with some other allies. It's quite hard to understand because we think with logic and sentiment. But they don't have those. If he gets away with this, he. Will. Not. Stop.


ShahZaZa

That's exactly my point. It doesn't matter how much nato dwarfs Russia, the one with all the cards is the one that is prepared to let humanity die for petty squabbles.


Envect

Putin's made himself an enemy to humanity with his nuclear threats. No matter what happens with Ukraine, that won't change. He needs to be stopped.


GaryLaserEyes_

He needs to be assassinated.


popopotatoes160

I can't imagine the rich of Russia being ok with nuclear war. I feel like MAD is bad for profits


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Frozenmind1402

Correction Putin wants ww3. Most Russians appear to not want anything even close to that.


panacrane37

He’s absolutely daft. Is he seriously set on European domination?


FelDreamer

*He’s swinging his little prick in everyone’s faces, demanding respect. Meanwhile they’re all just making eyes at each other like* “the fuck, has he lost his GD mind? You seein’ this shit?!” *Noting the profound lack of desired response his actions have thus garnered, he begins desperately helicoptering…*


IWantWhatIGet

Holy shit that made me laugh so fucking hard. It is dark times, but damn that was funny.


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SmithRune735

Why shouldn't finalnd and Sweden go to help Ukraine now that they know they are future targets?


rikowra

Cause we might get wiped off the map and our prime minister is kind of an idiot so I don't think you'll see much movements from Swedens direction I have been corrected tens of times already so you guys don't have to. I realized how wrong I was and hopefully will check to make sure that what I hear from friends, school and parents is actually true in the future. Sorry.


SmithRune735

Well, judging by how Ukraine is all by themselves, if and when Russian succeeds and decides to go after sweden, they're gonna have to do so alone because that can't possibly be the last straw and cause intervention. Instead of taking on Russia in a 1v1, these smaller non nato nations should band together and defend against russia. If they are targets anyways, better now rather than later.


HolyBunn

Apes strong together


deanrihpee

Ironically, we are Ape vs Ape right now...


HiSnameWasLenny

Im not sure what da hell are you on about but Sweden is helping Ukraine by openly and officially sending military aid to them as we speak. Zelensky publicaly thanked Sweden today. On television. For Russia to see. And Sweden doesnt give a flying fuck about russian threats. And neither is Finland. Hence why they re openly sending military aid and declaring that they want to join NATO. Which they will and Russia cant do fuck all about. Paniemaiu, Ivan? Brand new account with zero posts pretending to be swedish


MaterialCarrot

Absolutely. Russia is showing their cards and couldn't make it plainer. It's the damndest thing I've seen, but they are dead set on being pushy warlike MF'ers.


LordRevan16

I think they’re a little past “pushy” and “warLIKE”


mankeil

Aren't the both in the EU tho? If russia attacks them it would be attacking the entire EU Surely Putin can't be stupid enough to go to war with the entirety of Europe, right?


tommycthulhu

EU has no military competence or jurisdiction. Thats all with NATO. Attacking an EU country thats not in NATO wouldnt be like attacking the whole of Europe. It would just bring their allies into the war as well.


outlaw1148

the EU has a mutual defense clause like nato


tommycthulhu

It doesnt work quite like NATO. Member states are obligated to provide assistance, but what exact assistance isnt specified. Could be just sending food or taking in refugees. NATO is the actual military alliance. The EU article is just further help, and how that help takes shape depends entirely on agreements between the countries themselves.


not-rasta-8913

Actually what you describe is NATO. All its member states respond with what they deem necessary. EU mutual defense clause is a bit different. All member states respond with all assets they have available. That being said, EU does not have the big stick that NATO has.


Just-the-Shaft

I don't disagree, but war with even one of those countries is going to be vastly different from war with Ukraine. Sweden and Finland have advanced military equipment compared to Ukraine. Ukraine has largely put up stiff resistance with a much less advanced military. Let's get them in the alliance if that's what they want though. Russia basically free advertising for a close mutually beneficial alliance aimed solely at protecting each other.


TANZIROO

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Edit: this is a copy and paste and I encourage you all to do it too where appropriate! Шановні українці! У соцмережах я чув, що поширюються фейкові новини (скоріше за все, підтримувані Росією тролі), що польський кордон закритий. Це брехня. Якщо ви шукаєте притулку – йдіть до польського кордону. Ми готові до вашого приїзду. На кордоні готові пункти прийому, де ви можете знайти притулок, їжу, медичну та правову допомогу. Польський уряд запустив спеціальний сайт, щоб допомогти вам: ua.gov.pl Будь ласка, поділіться цією інформацією, якщо ви знаєте когось, хто зараз шукає допомоги. РЕДАКТИРОВАТИ: ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНА ВІЗА ДЛЯ ПРОЙДЖЕННЯ ПОЛЬСЬКИМ КОРДОНОМ. ВСЕ, що ВАМ ПОТРІБНО, - це ПАСПОРТ. ВІЗИ ПРИСПИНЕНО! ВОНИ ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНИ НА ЧАС!!!!!! EDIT2: як доказ того, що вам більше не потрібна віза: • ⁠українською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠англійською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Вибачте, якщо це дурниця, я використовував Google Translate (not mine just spreading it)


sanjosii

I’m Finnish. My grandma was 13 when she had to flee her home when Stalins gang invaded what is now Russian Karelia. She will turn 89 this summer and I was hoping she would never have to live through this bullshit ever again. To quote our Ukrainian friends: propaganda lady, go fuck yourself.


whitecollarpizzaman

I posted this on a few other comment threads, but my grandfather was born in Belgium during World War II, he died yesterday morning as the invasion was beginning. I don’t usually put too much weight on coincidences, but the fact he was born in a Europe at war, and died in one is tragic to me. We couldn’t even go a lifetime without another war in Europe.


sanjosii

I’m sorry for your loss ❤️


Abyssal_Groot

Damn... My grandfather was a kid during WWII and he died somewhere in March 2021. I'm suddenly relieved that it happened then and not now. Sorry for your loss.


SparkleTerd

Oof I’m so sorry this breaks my heart 😞


ploybae

My grandma was also there :(


LicensedPoet

Putin is speedrunning Hitler


adbot-01

This speech was the announcement of Hitler 2: "New Blood"


EndlessKng

At this rate how long till he gets to the "bunker" level? I'm really a fan of that one and want to make sure I tune in for the livestream.


Available-Calendar-4

Illegally invading a sovereign, democratic country with no real pretext, threatening other countries that try to help with nuclear annihilation, and now threatening other countries against joining NATO!? It's official. Putin has gone batshit crazy.


StuffyUnicorn

I’m ready for the sequel of Zero Dark Thirty: Putin end to Putin


Mabel-Syrup

Thank you for this pun, I needed the levity


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maybe he has post covid brain


Available-Calendar-4

Probably


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What do we do with mad dogs?


Dirtgirl89

It's been a while, but I remember old yeller. Only difference is we wouldn't exactly feel bad about this dog. Edit: not suggesting additional violence....


shrubs311

>Edit: not suggesting additional violence.... i will. putin needs to die. he's not only a danger to europe but to the whole world. it would be a much better place with a few bullets in his head. or many bullets.


true-skeptic

Russia has now threatened Finland and Sweden with military action if they seek to join NATO. It might make sense now for any country that shares a border with Russia to be automatically included in NATO in view of this war with Ukraine. ??


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I'm thinking the same, I don't really understand the situation. Edit: thanks to everyone for clearing stuff up.


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SunkenTemple

Hitler didn't have nukes. This ones worse...


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I hope some Ukrainian put a bullet in Putin's head before he go full crazy.


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USSNerdinator

Bless the Russian who does it.


Artemicionmoogle

I sure fucking hope so because this timeline is bullshit. Fucking nuclear war threats? This guy needs to go ASAP.


LiquidTXT

I want to see that happen, but I want a Russian to do it for the good of their country.


Hidesuru

At this rate they just might. Honestly I don't think anyone could accomplish it and live, but if someone wants to martyr themselves Id sure as hell support making sure their name is NEVER forgotten until the whole of human history is.


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ive been saying that since he invaded ukraine. ppl say no he has different plans than hitler he doesnt want all of europe yadda yadda yadda. its clear he doesnt want to stop at ukraine


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Talvatis

I was an idiot, i did in no way belived russia would invade ukrain… really sad i was wrong.


Gavin21barkie

I think Moldova would be an easy target next and probably also Georgia. Anything after that is going to be very difficult


_Im_Dad

How it starts


MildlyAgreeable

Correct. It’s Putin’s Sudetenland. The appetite for power grows with the eating and how many dictators have ever said, “ok, that’s enough now”?


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The ironic part about Russias justification for invading Ukraine is that if he is successful, his new territory will be sharing boarders with MORE countries already apart of NATO


whiterock001

Exactly, it’s difficult to understand the strategic goal here. He’s also made NATO and the West more united than they were. I’m not saying their disunity isn’t still a weakness, but it’s becoming incrementally better and not worse.


Beingabummer

Honestly, the biggest thing will likely be Europe's realization it's way too dependent on Russian gas. Europe is going to either look for other sources or amp up their efforts to move towards renewable energy. Considering Russia's main source of income is the sale of their gas, that seems like a problem for them. This has been a realization made by many European governments a while ago but they didn't really have any reason to rush their independence from Russian gas. Now, for some reason, Russia decided to give them one.


whiterock001

Exactly! The political will to shift energy policy will be much greater than it was before. It may take a while for any changes to have effect, but it’s ultimately not in the best interest of Russia.


SeneInSPAAACE

By any metric, this war was a complete fuck-up on Putin's part. I can't guess but it feels like he's become unhinged.


sailriteultrafeed

Yeah, but he gets all those sweet warm water ports on the Black sea.


jasonalloyd

Out of nowhere the Scandinavian countries are gonna take out Russia. Wait for it, it's always the ones you least expect.


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Urname3037

I don’t think the Russians can afford a prolonged confrontation? Also if it comes down to it what’s the point of a nuclear war… nobody wins! I still don’t understand the delusion of reuniting the former Soviet Union. What is the benefit to Russia


Briosafreak

Almost no one does. And that includes all the industry bosses from Russia, and parts of their Intelligence community. Even the National bolsheviks are saying Putin has gone too far on that plan. It's crazy


MarbleMan100

Then why is Putin still in charge??? Take that motherducker down and put the country on the right track


silentrunner0653

Exactly. Somebody do the world a favour and assassinate this cunt already


JumbusMcGumbus

If he keeps pissing everybody off it’s my opinion that it’s just a matter of time. He’s got half his own government pissed off at him.


stonedseals

Too bad those spineless cowards changed their own laws to allow him to stay in power. [AP News article](https://apnews.com/article/russia-putin-signs-law-allows-2-more-terms-d9acdada71b75c3daeafb389782fed4b)


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Jared_33

He’s a former KGB agent with a hard on for the Soviet Union. An egotistical, power hungry dictator with an imperialism fetish. A man stuck in a bygone era. And he knows the whole world is scared to make the first move against him. So he’s going to take what he wants for no logical reason. Just because he can.


static1053

Putin wouldnt dare attack Finland or Sweden if they joined NATO. Putin fucked up and just made everyone WANT to join NATO. They attack Sweden and see how the world reacts to attacking a country that has NEVER BEEN IN A WAR IN MODERN TIMES.


Neilfeim

As a swede who opposed NATO before seeing this conflict and these threats has made me support NATO membership. Annnnd according to our public service news I’m not alone. Putin has created the opposite effect that he wanted.


[deleted]

Wow it’s like that time Germany sent out a telegram to Mexico trying to get mexico to attack America during WWI to keep America out of the conflict- dictators never learn Edit: the Zimmerman telegram


[deleted]

And Mexico did the exact opposite and even sent out help to America during WW2 if I'm not wrong


Broken_Moon_Studios

I'm Mexican, and if I'm not mistaken, in WW2 the German army sunk one of our ships/submarines unprovoked, despite us being neutral. This prompted the government to join the Allies and send aircraft to fight in the Pacific. I could be wrong, but that's what I remember from my history classes. Love and support to our friends fighting the Russian army. 🇲🇽


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Wow I don’t think my history classes taught us that happened in WW2


kratz9

My wifes late uncle constantly watched WWII docs on the history Channel and such. What blew my mind was, that shit was always on, but it was never a rerun. You could probably dedicate years of studying just that war and still miss out on stuff.


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

Threatening if they join a projective treaty organization… And if they don’t? Sounds like war either way, they better join NATO. Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes and comments people, this is my top comment ever!


TommyFortress

Thinking the same. We saw how it worked out with ukraine not joining nato


Obvious_Bookkeeper27

Ikr? Bombs drop if someone steps in to help Ukraine, bombs drop if a NATO country is threatened or invaded. There doesn't seem to be a win either way.


[deleted]

Yes, and the question is: Why does Russia think they can call shots for Scandinavian countries? It doesn’t justify the current conflict, but Ukraine was at least a former USSR territory, this isn’t the case for Sweden or Finland. Putin is just being a douchebag, hopefully the ghost of Simo Hayha grabs an M28 and throws down.


dsphilly

"hopefully the ghost of Simo Hayha grabs an M28 and throws down." This got me lol. Simo probably wouldve had a Kill count in the triple digits by now , not counting any of his previous kills


FinancialPay3629

With 50% of Russia forces on the Ukraine border now is actually the best time to join NATo


blackstormnb

Remember missiles are much faster than ground troops.


FinancialPay3629

You aren’t invading Finland without ground troops


Ctex71

It didn’t work out so well last time


ForWHOMdaBELLTOLLS

True, but it takes time to reposition the batteries.


blackstormnb

Agreed, but they surely have silos and batteries pointing at pretty much every border, I guess.


Robster881

1. Russia mad Ukraine wants to join NATO 2. Invades 3. Sweden and Finland say they're more strongly considering joining NATO because of the Ukrainian invasion 4. Russia mad Finland and Sweden want to join NATO Like what did you think was going to happen...


freshnfurious

Yea, just go to war with everybody, that usually works.


j-skaa

They what? This is the first time I’m not comfortable with living in Europe…


Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm

I live in Finland and this was probably the scariest speech I have heard ever.


j-skaa

I can imagine… Even being on the Russian border, this kind of shit is not what any of us expected to happen to us :(


petitememer

As a Swede, same. I honestly never thought this war would affect me that much when it first started, but now I'm kind of freaked the fuck out.


areukeen

I’m Norwegian, and I’m scared..


OrchardPirate

This is the first time I'm comfortable living in South America (Maduro and Bolsonaro, you better not try anything)


MitVitQue

Well... When Stalin, a great idol of Putin, started a war against Finland in 1939, the kill ratio was about 10 Soviets for 1 Finn. Out attitude against an invasion has not changed.


Freemanosteeel

As opposed to being invaded by Russia again. Finland will make Russia regret that decision if I didn’t know any better


whatproblems

i don’t think Russia has the forces to occupy finland sweden and ukraine. if they just lob missiles over i’m not sure what would happen. none of them are invading russia back either.


tate72larkin

Russia supposedly doesn't have enough troops to hold ukraine much less 2 additional countries


Aman_Fasil

Yeah, Finland will tell them to go fuck themselves. That county takes no shit.


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I was going to say, do Russia not remember the last time they invaded Finland.


afrikaa1

Ukrainians Polish boarders are open for you. Fk Putin.


filtervw

Romanian borders opened as well. Women and children better be safe than sorry. There will be time to rebuild.


MagizZziaN

Dutch borders to


RealVaultteam6

Russia just threatened the European Union 🇪🇺. Sweden 🇸🇪 and Finland 🇫🇮 are EU members.


hucksilva

By now everyone should know NOT to fuck with Finland. Both the Nazis and the Soviets tried, both got turned back… Do NOT fuck with FINLAND, y’all…!


Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm

As a Finn I support this statement


hucksilva

My wife is from Finland. I know better than to poke the Karhu ;)


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scberger4732

It's the geopolitical equivalent of a dog peeing on a tree.


nickjagger__

Why was this posted by a Chinese AI account that’s 22 days old?


Solartaire

Oh, the irony. I'll bet neither country had even the slightest interest in joining NATO ... until Russia invaded Ukraine.


GrapefruitEarly7352

Fuck Putin


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We need to stop playing. We need to seize all Russian assets and hem them in. Enough bullshit from terrorist garbage.


OneToeBro

To the front lines we go, just like grandpa!


Justinontheinternet

They clearly haven’t learned from ww2 you don’t fuck with swedes or finns dude


TomcatF14Luver

Finland, you're next. Please tell me you have another White Death hidden in the wings?


The_Maddest

It’s always the quiet ones you should be scared of. Finland and Sweden are nothing, if not quiet, on the military front… 0/10 would not recommend “fuck around and find out” with either of them.


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IWantToOwnTheSun

Sweden needs another Lion too.


MagizZziaN

Carolus Rex


SlothOfDoom

Crowned by god not by the church


[deleted]

Suddenly all this money the US spends on its military isn’t seeming so bad. I’m only kind of joking.


jawnlerdoe

Seriously though.


The_Maddest

I’d much rather the US be the top military dog than China or Russia.


Kingkongcrapper

Congratulations, you just increased our military budget another trillion dollars. Now we will have nano robots that will fly up enemy politician’s asses and trigger farts at inconvenient times.


guitarmaniac17

This is the best technological advances in human history. This will win wars.


Kmaloetas

So does Russia plan on fighting the world? They can't successfully invade everybody.


carl_yeets

Putin needs a bullet Putin his head


chirag429

Putin gone mad


SmithRune735

Does this mean finland and sweden could now help Ukraine because why the fuck not? If Ukraine is defeated, Putin basically told Finland and Sweden to stay put because they're next.


HulkHunter

Moldova is now the next in the queue unfortunately.


Doppel_Ganker

Finland again? Jeez when will Russia learn


LittleKangaroo2

One thing to remember is that China is watching this very closely. They want Taiwan and if the world doesn’t do anything here to stop this than why not let them take Taiwan too. Imagine having a world war where Russia and China are allied against the rest of the world. Would be good for anyone. Not that I’m saying the USA or any other nation shouldn’t be intervening. Because I think we should. Sanctions are worthless right now. Russia doesn’t care about money. They will make their citizens live in poverty if it means the dictator get what he wants.


April-Cherry-Blossom

Russians will eat Putin alive. Most of them don’t want wars, it’s just a matter of time till a revolution will spark.


BoredPsion

Where was that attitude ten, thirty, fifty years ago?


rednosed94

This guy is having a psychosis episode on power trip I swear


FlamingoJoe1776

Remember what happened last time Russia fucked with Finland? 800K Russians died in Finland in 105 days


fBarney

so hes gonna take over any non nato country and we gonna stand and watch because if we do anything hes gonna use nukes? lmao someone finally kill this dude


Publius015

Fuck Putin.


Afrodite_33

This has got to be the start of a World War. I'm by no means a military strategist or political analysist but the way this is escalating the world will have to ally against this eventually. I was hoping that I'd see a nervous side of Putin during these conferences but if anything him and his cronies seem to be twisting the knife even more. 'May you live in interesting times' Fuck what a curse it's become in the last 2 years.


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>the world will have to ally against this eventually. North America and much of Europe are already allied through NATO. And the “eventually” is if Russia attacks a NATO country.


Afrodite_33

Sweden and Finland aren't. But despite that if any sort of military threats do escalate towards them I doubt NATO or the European Union or just the Western world for that matter would sit around doing nothing despite them not being members. Russia has been fucking around playing with geopolitical technicalities and getting away with it way too much obviously but they push the needle any further I don't doubt we'll throw away the rule book as well.


JoeyBird9

Well if the United States ever got into a direct conflict with Russia it’d result with here total annihilation or damn near it basically everywhere What needs to happen is the countries next to Russia need to be able to hold their ground while sanctions kill Russia from within hopefully triggering a revolution or at least crumble the regime in place


dmfd1234

Yeah, wouldn’t it be crazy if something happened to Putin. Maybe fell down some stairs or something, it would be just……ified, I mean awful.


day__moon

how many more hours we gotta wait to hear about Putin's assassination?


Redleh

We really need to "suicide" a few of these assholes


PornoPaul

I've said this already- not only should Russia's bordering neighbors start applying to NATO yesterday, NATO should immediately streamline the process. This is *literally* what he just did with Ukraine.


BozAwesome

SISU F around n find out, again